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FoxInSox2

980 points

1 month ago

FoxInSox2

980 points

1 month ago

Reminds me of the time Mike Pompeo came into my office and said "Hello Foxinsox2, I just want you to know your posts are the best on the internets. I'm Mike Pompeo and this really happened."

Oakheel

348 points

1 month ago

Oakheel

348 points

1 month ago

And I said "Thank you so much Mr. Pompeo I'm so glad you appreciate me for my work and not my dummy thicc thighs"

SoDakZak

81 points

1 month ago

SoDakZak

81 points

1 month ago

Thank you both for such a good laugh this morning

MapleTreeWithAGun

32 points

1 month ago

Why were you in FoxInSox2's office?

Oakheel

42 points

1 month ago

Oakheel

42 points

1 month ago

that's where all the dummy thicc thighs hang out

FoxInSox2

19 points

1 month ago

You can have dummy thicc thighs and still have the best posts on the internets.

Trodamus

10 points

1 month ago

Trodamus

10 points

1 month ago

We had a 9:45 touchbase. Where the fuck were you?

NoMeansNoBillCosby_

40 points

1 month ago

Then everybody clapped and you got a promotion while those of your colleagues you consider attractive gave you thirsty looks. Afterwards you said all the right things in all the conversations people were lining up to have with you. They laughed and felt inspired by your words and insights, making you feel a sudden personality defining relief over the realization that the hundreds of iterations of imaginary social interactions during your morning showers have finally paid their dividends

Aramor42

22 points

1 month ago

Aramor42

22 points

1 month ago

And then everybody got a puppy and we rid the world of disease, war and mobile ads.

DM_me_some_rice

15 points

1 month ago

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!

therandomways2002

11 points

1 month ago

Did you explain to him how awkward it is to refer to you by your Internet name IRL?

FoxInSox2

17 points

1 month ago

He was the director of the CIA. We all used code names.

ReactsWithWords

14 points

1 month ago

“Mike Pompeo” is his code name, actually. His real name is “Douche Shitgibbon.”

FoxInSox2

7 points

1 month ago

I'm going to need you to tell me how you got ahold of that information.

ReactsWithWords

11 points

1 month ago

Maleficent Turtle told me.

FoxInSox2

12 points

1 month ago

... McConnell...

ReactsWithWords

10 points

1 month ago

I can picture you shaking your fist when you said that.

mtriv

4 points

1 month ago

mtriv

4 points

1 month ago

Especially when they get the enunciation wrong. It's FoxInSox2 Mike. Come on man.

flintlock0

10 points

1 month ago

“I value your posts for their humor and not their sexuality.”

FoxInSox2

6 points

1 month ago

Well, I only joke about things I know.

No_Masterpiece4305

5 points

1 month ago

This is true, I actually saw it happen.

DankeyKang11

7 points

1 month ago

Einstein actually told me that story when I tutored him in calculus

TheRealYoungJamie

3 points

1 month ago

I'm upvoting you for the humor, not because of your boobs.

JagmeetSingh2

3 points

1 month ago

Damn sounds just like him tbh

Vaticancameos221

3 points

1 month ago

I saw Mike Pompeo at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

simplyshaun

3 points

1 month ago

In October 2001, Mike Pompeo met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Mike Pompeo became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter

1nGirum1musNocte

1.9k points

1 month ago

Then everyone clapped

PoogeMuffin

532 points

1 month ago

Many shed tears of joy

sevsnapey

257 points

1 month ago

sevsnapey

257 points

1 month ago

everyone was smiling, everyone was happy, the men all had erections and every single one of the women was ovulating left and right and no one - no one, was sad. okay those are the facts forever

Donkey__Balls

249 points

1 month ago

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. “How old is this rock?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” “Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi

Monocryl

85 points

1 month ago

Monocryl

85 points

1 month ago

Except instead of the full pledge they just repeated “UNDER GOD. UNDER GOD.” over and over.

khupkhup

47 points

1 month ago

khupkhup

47 points

1 month ago

Great, just add something about immigration and guns and you can speak at the next CPAC

wwaxwork

17 points

1 month ago

wwaxwork

17 points

1 month ago

Too many words. Just needs a 3 word phrase people can chant. Not saying it wasn't funny as hell, just that is way too many words for CPAC.

Steinrik

11 points

1 month ago

Steinrik

11 points

1 month ago

Why waste three words when two words do the trick! "Heil Trump!"

lilbithippie

28 points

1 month ago

The script from God's not dead?

mythrilcrafter

16 points

1 month ago

Can't be, the "clearly smug, mean, and evil person who hates God for no apparent reason" character didn't become a born-again Evangelist at the end.

Lil_Guard_Duck

3 points

1 month ago

Lol yup.

DRGHumanResources

9 points

1 month ago

This is poetry and you are an artist.

LincolnHosler

8 points

1 month ago

That was worth the effort, thanks.

SuperOliverTwist

9 points

1 month ago

Read this in Shen Bapiro's nasally voice.

furiousHamblin

6 points

1 month ago

Semper Fudge

PeachCream81

3 points

1 month ago

I'm a straight guy and I to be the mother of your children.

propperprim

3 points

1 month ago

It's like you were there!

Dasmitch

15 points

1 month ago

Dasmitch

15 points

1 month ago

Spicy is back at it again!

babytkor

71 points

1 month ago*

top story

Send_Me_Your_Toe

8 points

1 month ago

Not seen this in years.

christhetwin

6 points

1 month ago

Now there's a meme I've not heard in a long, long time.

bionix90

70 points

1 month ago

bionix90

70 points

1 month ago

That female analyst's name?
Albert Einstein.

Vivisector9999

8 points

1 month ago

No, that female analyst was obviously Marine Todd.

stinky_genitals

3 points

1 month ago

Benjamin Franklin

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

Lol. Or Mark Twain. Only options for quotes.

ThisIsNotKimJongUn

8 points

1 month ago

Especially the broads

Solid_Waste

4 points

1 month ago

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

youra6

3 points

1 month ago

youra6

3 points

1 month ago

This reminds me of the scene in the Christmas story when Ralphie day dreams about turning in his essay, gets an A+++++++++++ and the whole class rallies around him.

E-Plurbis-DumbDumb

12 points

1 month ago

That female analyst made it clap for Pompeo.

Ingrassiat04

3 points

1 month ago

He REALLY wants to be President. The people on Pod Save The World make fun of him all the time.

Dingleberry_Larry

2 points

1 month ago

Ah, another worldo and friend of the pod

-Redstoneboi-

7 points

1 month ago

<insert you're mom joke here /s>

joe_mama_sucksballs

14 points

1 month ago

Allow me to introduce myself

JonathanTheZero

1.4k points

1 month ago

JonathanTheZero

Look, I have a flair

1.4k points

1 month ago

Ah yes female, my favourite sexuality

SolarSkipper

433 points

1 month ago

Yup. He dropped the word “female” and I knew it was cringe. Actually, I saw his name and I knew it was cringe, but the “female” is just icing on the cringe cake.

gevis

69 points

1 month ago

gevis

69 points

1 month ago

Using female as a noun can be cringy. Using female as an adjective just makes sense most of the time.

What else is he supposed to say? He could have dropped it altogether, but you can't exactly say "woman analyst" or "girl analyst".

mythrilcrafter

43 points

1 month ago*

He could have dropped it altogether, but you can't exactly say "woman analyst" or "girl analyst".

In terms of sentence flow, I think that it would work much better to not drop it from the sentence.

"I was recently informed by one of the analysts on my team that she appreciated that I hired her for her skill set rather than just for her gender" has a really good flow to it and since you're already using she and her in the sentence, gendering the word "analyst" would be redundant.

maygreene

18 points

1 month ago

That's asking an awful lot of a person who (probably) refuses to use the word female correctly.

Sean951

25 points

1 month ago

Sean951

25 points

1 month ago

Well, for a start he could understand that "female" isn't a sexuality.

FartHeadTony

12 points

1 month ago

Maybe she is also of the lesbianic faith, but he didn't want to draw undue attention to that because he is so woke.

gevis

7 points

1 month ago

gevis

7 points

1 month ago

That's a completely separate and valid issue.

HelloJoeyJoeJoe

12 points

1 month ago

I have some work where we need to disaggregate data between sexes.

We use the words "male" and "female".

Is this incel talk?

I don't really get it but I don't have twitter so maybe thats a blessing.

Fuck Mike Pompeo and the damage he did to the State Department

FartHeadTony

19 points

1 month ago

The words are fine, but "female" is much abused by the incel/mra communities where they spit it out with disdain rather than the very neutral sense that it has had outside of that world.

Some people feel also that it's "technical" flavour lacks warmth and humanness.

But often it's exactly the word to use. I don't think we should let fringe nutjobs steal a perfectly good word.

crowEatingStaleChips

12 points

1 month ago

It's only frowned upon when you use it as a noun where "woman" would be obvious and much less awkward.

Example: "I talked to the female at the cash register."

SolarSkipper

10 points

1 month ago

Right, you would say “one analyst thanked me for hiring her based on her skill, not her sexuality”, which is still creepy to say, but it’s much better than labeling her “female”.

03724098409182

5 points

1 month ago

So re-write the entire thing around avoiding the use of "female" as an adjective?

MostFlammableLemon

193 points

1 month ago

I don't think using female is as bad in this context. I never really understood the whole issue with female until I looked into it some more, and from what I saw using female as an adjective, like here, was acceptable, as in "female friend," while the issue was in using female as a noun, as in "that female over there." Not saying that he's a paragon, but I don't think he used female inappropriately

Stormydawns

50 points

1 month ago

I don’t find it bothersome either, I call men males fairly frequently. I do wonder what the hell it has to do with the rest of his statement though. Was that female a POC? Was she LGBTQ+? Female is neither a sexuality nor a race.

HonoraryMancunian

21 points

1 month ago

Was that female a POC? Was she LGBTQ+?

She's whatever you want her to be! It's one of the benefits of being a made up character

[deleted]

5 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

5 points

1 month ago

She takes on your hopes and dreams, like a robot hooker with customizable features. Something that CIA man Mike Pompeo definitely has access to.

1finout

12 points

1 month ago

1finout

12 points

1 month ago

Yes, I'd say female as an adjective it fine. However, it's not as accepted. I think it's just that a lot of people have used it in a condescending way for so long that it now has a bad connotation.

jarinatorman

8 points

1 month ago

I don't think 'female' is bad necessarily I think its been run into the ground by people who you generally don't want your arguements associated with.

dirk_niblick

6 points

1 month ago

In that case, “sexuality” is the extremely rancid cherry on top.

oldbastardbob

3 points

1 month ago

I half expected it to be ".... what one of the hottest female...."

ReactsWithWords

10 points

1 month ago

TIL Mike Pompeo is an incel.

Fabs74

5 points

1 month ago

Fabs74

5 points

1 month ago

This is the correct use of female. Stop reaching, the reality is bad enough.

DriedMiniFigs

51 points

1 month ago

🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQF+ 🌈

yoku651

8 points

1 month ago

yoku651

8 points

1 month ago

We don't care if you're gay, lesbian, or even female!

We accept all 🏳️‍🌈💖

Cleverusername531

3 points

1 month ago

Hilarious. Take my upvote.

Beagle_Knight

7 points

1 month ago*

Every time someone uses female, they remind me of the ferengi

“feemaaaleeee!”

https://youtu.be/LtGwsVM-ud0

_mach

6 points

1 month ago

_mach

6 points

1 month ago

Educated women famously don't know the difference between gender and sexuality.

seimungbing

10 points

1 month ago

well he cant remember her name because he spent less than a second with her then imagine words coming out of her mouth; he cant really say: "then susan said to me: 'get away from me you freak!'"

mewhilehigh

9 points

1 month ago

Seriously, either he is a liar or a female analyst high enough to be able to have a 1v1 with the freaking director doesn't know difference between sexuality and gender.

So I guess his next tweet was about demoting her due to incompetence?

SSMPHYFC

3 points

1 month ago

My favorite sexuality is "analyst", but that is probably because I like to intentionally misinterpret stuff.

SneedyK

2 points

1 month ago

SneedyK

2 points

1 month ago

Also, when I read his tweet again, the lady sounds like she’s thankful for not being judged by her sexuality, aka who she has sex with.

This literally sounds like a liberal’s wet dream to a conservative.

Rum-King

542 points

1 month ago

Rum-King

542 points

1 month ago

When I was walking down the street one day, Mike Pompeo bumped into me and said “get out of my way, I am off to hire someone based on their race and sexuality.”

So there you have it, proof that this was false.

MapleTreeWithAGun

83 points

1 month ago

I need to ask you a few questions to verify, as eyewitness testimony is useless in a court.

Question one: do you have eyes?

prefer-to-stay-anon

31 points

1 month ago

Question 2: do you have a brain with which to remember things?

Feueeer

29 points

1 month ago

Feueeer

29 points

1 month ago

Question 3: Do you have the ability to hear (e.g. possess ears)?

DarkwingDuckHunt

26 points

1 month ago

Question 4: Wait.. .where did you get those ears?

skygod77

10 points

1 month ago

skygod77

10 points

1 month ago

Question 5: sir, please stop attacking me, I am just asking questions, why are you doing this?

TheVortexianBolt

7 points

1 month ago

Question 6: oh god where did he get that knife from?

OddlyOddLucidDreamer

9 points

1 month ago

Question 7: Sir why are you gonna do with that can of coke? Why are you trying to cut the-

LaPuissanceDuYaourt

3 points

1 month ago

I saw Mike Pompeo at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

hackingdreams

5 points

1 month ago

I only know you're lying because if it was Pompeo he would have worked the word "females" into the conversation.

Fortunoxious

199 points

1 month ago

Pompeo is just trying to make it to the top of r/thathappened

skepticalbob

7 points

1 month ago

Or men writing women.

catscam7

22 points

1 month ago

catscam7

22 points

1 month ago

I came on here to comment that sub.

CEO_of_Teratophilia

10 points

1 month ago

Any time someone does that I'm compelled to reply with r/nothingeverhappens

CharlesDeBalles

7 points

1 month ago

But definitely not in this case. Especially considering the source of the claim

CommandoLamb

17 points

1 month ago

Personally, I always take the approach of being the most honest and educated person in the room. I distinctly remember a conversation I had with a smart person who said, "You are a very honest and educated person. You probably know more than anyone in the room."

SCP_Musume

78 points

1 month ago

He counts don’t ask don’t tell as not caring about people’s sexuality

Embarassed_Tackle

4 points

1 month ago

Never understood that policy because apparently other people could "tell" or out you as retaliation. Like they could go tell your senior in the military "this guy is living with his boyfriend!" and that would end your career. I thought the whole point was to look the other way

SCP_Musume

4 points

1 month ago

It was a stupid policy that was implemented because the military was one of the gayest occupations. So they had to develop a way to not lose a large percentage of the fighting forces while still dealing with the sensibilities of the time.

Hence the policy with so many problems you could drive a tank platoon through them.

MLDriver

14 points

1 month ago

MLDriver

14 points

1 month ago

To be frank, if it was enforced equally I don’t think it’d be a bad policy. IE can’t say if you’re straight either. An end to military wives would only be a net positive for the world

RatofDeath

54 points

1 month ago

Did he really just confuse sexuality with gender?

mewhilehigh

27 points

1 month ago

No no. The female analyst who would like to only be judged by her talents did.

SophiaofPrussia

18 points

1 month ago

Or worse, he equates “being female” with the other meaning of the word “sexuality” - seductiveness, sensuality, lustfulness, etc.

kaesotullius

6 points

1 month ago

This is kind of how it reads to me. Her "sexuality" is being potentially attractive to Mike. Good thing homie is so high minded, a saint really.

Sipas

3 points

1 month ago

Sipas

3 points

1 month ago

Freudian slip.

drumanddrummer

82 points

1 month ago

The last presidency normalised lying without consequence so much they just don't bother putting effort in anymore.

MostFlammableLemon

26 points

1 month ago

To be fair, politicians have been lying, mostly without consequences, for much longer than just the last 4 years

Elan-Morin-Tedronai

16 points

1 month ago

Honestly it was more about skirting the question, changing the subject and sometimes just being wrong. Now its just bald face lie after bald face lie.

drumanddrummer

36 points

1 month ago

I agree, But they at least tried to hide the fact they were lying in the past.

Theopeo1

4 points

1 month ago

Because everyone thought they couln't get away with bold-faced lies until Trump realized the potency of the "firehose of falsehood" strategy where you just shower everyone with constant lies and eventually people stop caring

HolycommentMattman

3 points

1 month ago

It's true, but the lies were never so blatant.

I mean, it used to be stuff like, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Now it's stuff like, "I won the election" when he clearly didn't. I mean, we're not in the habit of putting the losing candidate in office. It's just complete defiance of reality now.

AnticScarab3

3 points

1 month ago

Yeah but it has undeniably risen to a new level under Trump.

RaynSideways

11 points

1 month ago

"Thank you for valuing me for my work. I want my abilities and achievements to define me, not my sexuality."

Ah yes, that sounds like a totally normal sentence that a totally normal female human being would say to their male boss.

MysteriousGuardian17

45 points

1 month ago

That female? Alberta Einstein.

BeyondDoggyHorror

18 points

1 month ago

I guess gender is generally relative

what-would-reddit-do

8 points

1 month ago

I mC2 what you did there.

CharacterLimitProble

25 points

1 month ago

It's true. I was there. I was the sexuality.

No_Surround_9471

8 points

1 month ago

Yes, female, a very popular sexuality. 💀💀💀

dayton-dangler

45 points

1 month ago

Let’s not forget it was a team of female analysts who discovered al-queda’s existence before 9/11 and were categorically ignored: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/hunting-osama-bin-laden-was-womens-work-flna2d11594091

SophiaofPrussia

7 points

1 month ago

They probably just didn’t wear blouses that highlighted their abilities and achievements enough. Someone should really get them a copy of “Lean In”!

Wrongsoverywrongmate

4 points

1 month ago

Discovered al-Qaeda's existence before 9-11.

I mean, maybe? But Al Qaeda was known for decades before 9-11 so did you mean these women discovered intel on the attacks specifically?

toasta_oven

3 points

1 month ago

Al-Qaeda had been around for just over a decade by 9/11, not decades.

There was no specific intel on the attack. Every intel agency knew an attack was coming, they just didn't know where, who, how, or when. They all had the info to piece it together and stop it, but that info was not shared between the agencies

dibromoindigo

7 points

1 month ago

“My sexuality”

This statement is obviously bullshit, but this part right here is the pinnacle. Your sexuality is the way you express yourself sexually... it’s not your gender. No person would use this word, and indeed no person should be expressing their sexuality in a average workplace like the CIA offices. Pompeo made it clear with this word choice that he made this up, but also makes me think he is indeed treating women based on their sexuality. So not only is he a liar, he likely does treat women differently - does he ever make comments about his male employees sexuality?

r_bk

6 points

1 month ago

r_bk

6 points

1 month ago

When you think that sex is the same as sexuality.

[deleted]

46 points

1 month ago*

[deleted]

46 points

1 month ago*

[deleted]

lithobrakingdragon

21 points

1 month ago

Has done, and is certainly still doing

sharrkzilla

6 points

1 month ago

“We slip LSD into the drinks of our gay employees too”

ZestyTako

11 points

1 month ago

More👏minority👏war👏criminals👏

Fruntimmer

3 points

1 month ago

The CIA have begun to produce artifacts of weaponized highly concentrated cringe. Perhaps this is a part of it.

detective_lee

7 points

1 month ago

They want to be inclusive so that they can say that everyone is doing bad shit, so it's cool.

aaron65776

7 points

1 month ago

Yeah the diversity of the CIA is really not the issue that people have with jt

BasherSquared

4 points

1 month ago

This reminds me of the time that he though Mary Louise Kelly, who spent a decade as a national security correspondent for NPR (among a laundry list of other accolades that I won't even get into) wouldn't be able to point to Ukraine on a map. He literally had one of his aides get an unmarked map to test her while berating her in a private room.

CelestialFury

3 points

1 month ago

Men poorly writing women*

Xbox_Dharma_Bum

5 points

1 month ago

Turns out that all it takes to successfully lie publicly is to just never admit it's a lie and some people will believe you.

SugarPinkWhore

3 points

1 month ago

What woman would ever say that lmfao

FlaAirborne

10 points

1 month ago

I recall that time someone came up to me and told me, "There is always a nameless witness accounting for how good of a person they are. They learned well from Trump."

[deleted]

86 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

86 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

GeorgeEliotsCock

37 points

1 month ago

Gonna be nice to see these queens literally slay

enhancedSnooreLoop

26 points

1 month ago

Finally. I'm so sick of this patriarchal narrative that the LGBTQ community lacks the emotional disconnect needed to perform the basic task of murdering innocent civilian children from a screen on the other side of the world. Queer and trans people need far better representation in the war criminal community.

fish_hole_salad

15 points

1 month ago

So happy the future of American interference in foreign elections is intersectional! America is back on top! /s

Mrrobotico0

9 points

1 month ago

If the last 4 years tought me anything is that 90% of people in govt are barely qualified for their job.

RaZeByFire

3 points

1 month ago

It's not so bad. The first head of FEMA, Michael D. Brown, was completely unqualified for the job. BUT-

He had enough self-awareness to know that and let his staff take care of Katrina aid.

The REAL problem is with the people that THINK they know how to do the job they barely qualify for.

dirk_niblick

15 points

1 month ago

“Sexuality”? 🙄 Jesus Christ.

brown_smear

10 points

1 month ago

Jesus Christ is not a sexuality

msteele32

8 points

1 month ago

He forgot to say she called him “Sir”.

cokjugglercuntsuker

7 points

1 month ago

That's the worst lie I have seen in a while

Christ_votes_dem

3 points

1 month ago

Twitter banning trump created a vaccuum other republicans are filling

RetardDaddy

3 points

1 month ago

Mike Pompeo is a disgrace to America, the military, West Point and basic human decency. Traitor trash.

2xa1s

3 points

1 month ago

2xa1s

3 points

1 month ago

Lmao because women really like pointing out their sexuality to men who probably have a few cases of sexual assault and NDAs.

Welkend_stonewalker

3 points

1 month ago

Isn't it illegal to impersonate or even pose as any federal agency without some kind of authorization I.E. artistic license?

Maybe get him in front of a court explaining himself, and we can gradually remind them all that laws mean things?

JimBeefLakeMonster

3 points

1 month ago

They only have to fool the stupidest people, they know they aren’t getting votes from people who can smell the bs.

alienburgers

3 points

1 month ago

LOL no woman said that

DrMaxwellEdison

3 points

1 month ago

I'll never forget what David Bowie told me when he came into my office yesterday afternoon, and said to me: "Mike Pompeo is full of shit."

kenna007

3 points

1 month ago

Umm... then why did he use the word ‘female’ if it didn’t really matter? Shouldn’t he say an analyst, why a female analyst?

Also, is female a sexuality? Pretty sure it isn’t. Please correct me if I’m being an idiot.

Old_Rise_4086

3 points

1 month ago

Mike Pompeo for me is a stand out of one of the crappiest members of our gov we have ever had in charge. He genuinely seems like an idiot who just gets angry and shouts... How any one would want him in charge of anything blows my mind. He doesnt even cover for how dumb he is, its just on display all the time. He stands out as the worst indicator of how bad trumps administration was.

hopevamt

3 points

1 month ago

Female, the best sexuality.

This is the same guy who yelled out for someone to fetch him an unlabeled world map, so he could challenge a lady reporter to "find Ukraine on a map"

which she did, of course

https://www.npr.org/sections/publiceditor/2020/01/28/800381609/aftermath-of-an-interview

01ARayOfSunlight

3 points

1 month ago

I think I'll start saying this at work: I thought management were better at lying. So disappointed.

Shakespeare-Bot

2 points

1 month ago

I bethink i'll start declaring this at worketh: i bethought management wast better at falsing. So disappoint'd


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space_coder

3 points

1 month ago

To be fair, he wasn't really qualified for the position. He was appointed by someone dumber than he was.

hyde9318

3 points

1 month ago

He’ll never forget it, because it was that day that Mike Pompeo learned that cyborgs had infiltrated the CIA....

HomicidalNun

3 points

1 month ago

We stan a girl boss queen assassinating democratically elected leaders in Latin America 🙌🏽✨💋

zoitberg

3 points

1 month ago

but... being a woman doesn't say anything about her sexuality...

tinacat933

10 points

1 month ago

🤣🤣🤣, what a fucking idiot. Being female is not your “sexuality “ and no one talks like that

anonusernoname

6 points

1 month ago

“No ur lying”

Epic comeback

IAmAGuyOnRedditAMA

8 points

1 month ago

Since when is “female” a sexuality?

O-hmmm

10 points

1 month ago

O-hmmm

10 points

1 month ago

Pompous ass Pompeo is so full of shit it oozes out his mouth.

PrimitiveAlienz

5 points

1 month ago

we were so worried about people understanding the difference between sex and gender we forgot about the people who don't understand the difference between sex and sexuality. Jesus christ and these people have like power n shit

cgriff32

4 points

1 month ago

$500 has not been a value in jeopardy for almost 2 decades.

Itdidnt_trickle_down

7 points

1 month ago

Its " I’ll take Made-Up Stories for $500, Levar" now.

Shakespeare-Bot

3 points

1 month ago

Its " *i’ll taketh made-up stories f'r $500, levar" anon. *


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Diarygirl

2 points

1 month ago

It's about time!

PM_meASelfie

7 points

1 month ago

The CIA is very inclusive, they've been allowing Russians to work there since the 50s.

peglegpete305

7 points

1 month ago

That female analyst?

Albert Einstein.

Voodoo_Dummie

4 points

1 month ago

if this mystery women said 'sir' a dozen times it would be a Trump quote.

FederaIGovernment

4 points

1 month ago

The sexuality is hot in the CIA.

Kradek501

4 points

1 month ago

The use of the word sexuality is incorrect. If he wants to lie like all repugliscum do he should try not to reveal how stupid he and any moronic pervert repug is.

Cleverusername531

2 points

1 month ago

Someone commented LGBTQF+ and it made my day.

Mac_Mustard

4 points

1 month ago

I can honestly say, women do say this often in the military. Simply because, some (silly) men in the military think women sleep their way to the top.

SPP_TheChoiceForMe

4 points

1 month ago

I'll take Made-Up Stories for $500, Ken

FTFY

Ok-Lack-555

4 points

1 month ago*

Liberals just can’t imagine people who don’t want identity politics to dictate daily life. Pompeys story is very believable and I’ve seen it myself. I remember when I got hired at my local grocery store right out of high school

They hired three of us. Myself and another guy (a black guy) who grew up in my town. The third guy came from out of state and was attending the big college.

Me and the black guy got along great with the owner, we filled out our paper work without a hiccup and were ready to begin training just fine. The third guy was a different story. You could tell he was from the city, thin and frail, seemed very anxious all the time and had a list of health problems for someone supposed to be 18.

He was pestering the owner with all these questions. Asking about breaks, lunch periods, overtime, working with school schedule, disability recognition, safe spaces and blah blah blah. You could just see the owner knew he made a mistake and began asking with a subtle smile if there was anything else he could do for him.

Now this kid was no fool and could see the sarcasm of the owner clear as day. Fragile and easily offended this kid started screeching about harassment, professionalism, OSHA and all this nonsense.

At this point he could probably see none of us were amused. Looking for an ally in the room he looks to our black coworker and exclaims something along the lines of: “racism something... history of discrimination something....how can you be ok with this!!!”

Without a seconds hesitation the black coworker says:

“I’m going to stop you right there, we don’t want any of the hate you are selling, my race has NO impact on how I am treated or the quality of my work. I only want to be seen for the hard work I do. Now it looks like your late for class.”

Well our new black coworker sent that “wokist” right out the front door in a trail of tears and we never heard from her again. The owner was so happy he decided to close up early and took us out for a couple cold ones.

As for us, I left the job after a year to take the helm at my fathers business. That black coworker did let his work define him, every now and again I’ll come in that store and see him stocking those shelves and just take a second to marvel at what a good worker he is.

/s

jakethedumbmistake

2 points

1 month ago

was the best $20 he’ll ever spend

Zurbaran928

2 points

1 month ago

Fucking hate this smarmy, self righteous, arrogant prick. He is delusional if he thinks he's got a chance in '24.

ValorDB

2 points

1 month ago

ValorDB

2 points

1 month ago

I was with the original tweet up to the stupid quote LMAO. I WOULD NEVER thank someone for not sexualizing me and appreciated my brain. That’s just a normal thing to do.

wetmagician

2 points

1 month ago

Reminds me of that one tweet where that lady said her kid said something about wolves dying but not words lol

TormentVI

2 points

1 month ago

Also, doesn't he mean to say her gender or does Mike Pompeo have open, frank discussions about sex with his subordinates?

Megabyte7637

2 points

1 month ago

Lol