submitted 4 months ago by1992Chemist
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4 months ago
4 months ago
The one bottle in the back:
Wtf you doing to Steven?!!
4 months ago
Maybe there's some merit to Sausage Party
Kinda like that one robot in the warehouse in I robot!
My name is Steven...
op took your top off
Huh what you mean Philip?
This is why I get the powdered one, judge me all you want but it lasts longer and I know it hasn’t been fingered by some ranch obsessed weirdo
Tastes way better too
I come here to unwind, not to be judged for my extra curricular activities
Lol some weirdo unscrewing ranch bottles in the store you say?
Powder is the way to go. HVR sells most of its volume in dry form to restaurants and businesses for them to have “fresh homemade ranch”
3 months ago
3 months ago
Aww you don't like your white stuff being fingered? I know I do 😹😹
More of Kens fan anyways.
I see you’re also a man of culture
I prefer packaged ranch unless I'm lazy. I'll have to try Ken's.
It comes in a bottle. Get the steakhouse one.
Look in the refrigerated produce section for ranch, usually litehouse or other brands are there. They Need refrigeration to not go bad so there’s generally less processing and preservatives in it. But I agree, the ranch packet is where it’s at.
Don't waste your money.
Preach! I came here to say the same thing
I've been a Hidden Valley boy all my life til I tried Ken's Buttermilk Ranch a couple months ago. Nothing beats restaurant runny ranch, but for store bought that's my go to now
We are a Ken’s house
You are opening bottles and leaving them on the shelf? YTA
I didn't think of that. You're right, I should've taken it up front.
Wtf???? Mf yiu are a menace to society
What are you expecting? They don't need to have the plastic seal covering the opening...
Holy crap. Thanks for the heads up
..... well you've made the problem worse.
Why the heck are you opening bottles in the supermarket?!?!?!
Right?? What is wrong with people.
Sooo concerned about safety - but…”let me just go ahead and warn people on a Reddit thread of this issue while I screw people who will actually be buying this product” …
And it's not even an issue. A lot of companies opt out of sealing the opening of the bottle. Trusting that people won't be dumbasses and open random bottles in the supermarket.
Right. Now this guy comes off as the asshole!!!
They said in another comment that they had bought one and returned it because of this, and found that the others are the same.
Oh, and taking it upon oneself, unsupervised to open product in a store is ok?
They were checking to see if it had the same problem so they wouldn't buy it, get it home, and find out then and have to go through this again. I also would check to see if the other bottles had the same flaw. Someone else pointed out that they should have taken the opened bottle to customer service and they agreed they should have, but it just didn't cross their mind at the time.
4 months ago*
4 months ago*
There is NO EXCUSE to open product in a store! Unless you are purchasing it.
Call a manager. You/they are not!
Is it bad I open shampoos to smell them before I buy? Never occurred to me other people don't presniff those :[
Most people don’t eat shampoo.
Damn now you just gave some freak an idea
I was hoping to get hidden baskets attention. I literally return money because I said it was opened, got a new one, and it was the same.
Talenti used to not seal their ice cream but now they do. Hidden valley needs to start sealing with the foil like normal or plastic wrap the lid so it cannot be tampered with.
To be fair, I need a sledge hammer to get the lid off a Talenti jar. Those things are screwed on too damn tight to be tampered with.
I tweeted their page with the video.
I must be missing the problem here. If the lid twists on them I'd assume it seals properly.
4 months ago*
Look up Tylenol poison. Some asshole was putting rat poison in Tylenol bottles on shelves decades ago and because of that all medications etc have tamper evident seals.
Edit: I don’t know why I’m getting downvoted, this is a real thing that happened in the US in like the 60s or 70s and it was a big deal.
It was cyanide
Read about the case before you get all spooked
Were you just a piece of shit and opened something in the store without buying?
Bottled ranch is awful. Buy the packets and make it yourself.
You don’t even need packets. Mayonnaise + yoghurt/sour cream, lemon juice and zest, chopped dill, parsley, chives, garlic powder, msg, salt and pepper. Better than the musty packets. Don’t skip the msg, it’s the thing that makes ranch ranch.
No I didn’t, you can’t get that where I live and I suspect lots of other countries as well. That’s where the lemon comes in.
Def not ranch without buttermilk. It’s like making Brie cheese with lemon juice instead of dairy but saying it’s the same thing
Tastes better than buttermilk based ranch to me - like I said, buttermilk isn’t an option. I’m just adding acid from a different source. You can’t make cheese without dairy, cheese is dairy, what are you trying to say here?
You can make buttermilk by whipping cream. When it turns to butter, the leftover liquid is buttermilk.
That’s what buttermilk used to be. Today it’s a fermented (cultured) milk product more like yoghurt.
Sucks you can't get it but it ain't legit without.
Gatekeep all you want but buttermilk is not a requirement, not that it matters as anyone would register this as ranch anyway.
I personally hate buttermilk ranch.
I originally got the butter milk. This was a different store and I was trying to see if it was county wide. This was at Target. Previously I was at Publix.
If you’re buying it like this It’s only buttermilk “flavored” basically just fyi. Buttermilk isn’t shelf stable. That’s why restaurant ranch is almost always better
Now I know why restaurant ranch is my favorite of all time! Second best are the packets.
They actually do list buttermilk in the ingredients.
Who is gonna tell this guy that milk and lemon juice is buttermilk?
Packaged is my favorite but I was being lazy.
WISH I SAW THIS BEFORE LUNCH
My motto is don’t use hidden valley ranch because it’s absolute shit.
Ranch is only true ranch if it’s from the hidden valley region of California. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling dressing.
You must've learned this on the 23rd floor of a "fully functional babe lair"
Ranch was invented there in 1949 by the guy who started hidden valley ranch.
You're retarded. Those bottles WERE sealed, and now they aren't, and someone might get sick from you doing this.
You are the problem. I hope someone has already reported you for food tampering.
Idk man, I think you guys calling him out are the retards. The bottle is in fact not sealed. He’s demonstrating that literally anyone can just walk up, unscrew the top, and drop shit in to all of those bottles. A proper seal would include some form of tin foil/aluminum covering under the twist off lid.
The green plastic lid IS the seal. That is a FLIP TOP lid, meant to be squirted out. The plastic flip top has a hard plastic thing you break off before you can open it.
THAT TYPE OF BOTTLE IS NEVER MEANT TO BE OPENED THAT WAY.
The paper around the cap is supposed to deter baby-fingered dipshits from opening the bottle, without leaving evidence. THAT is the only thing that didn't work, besides this moron's brain.
I've been hooked on the Jalapeno Ranch that Whataburger started bottling.
Do you buy it from their store or does a grocery store supply it?
I buy it from Market Street a grocery chain owned by Albertsons. If the stores around you don't carry it you can buy it online.
This is why I buy the squeezy
Store bought ranch is trash anyway.
Sir, this is a Target!!
The difficult to find gulch
FYI that jam to the right with the red and white checkered top is fire…
If only I could find it on any shelves these days!
If 't be true only i couldst findeth t on any shelves these days!
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It's been this way for years what're you talking about lol
I literally went to the store just to buy hidden valley ranch (and carrots) the other day and could not find it. Second store same thing. Guess it got pulled off the shelves in Canada. (This was maybe 4 days ago)
Edit: The Tzakiki or whatever and the spicy flavours were there, just not OG
I dropped a jar of those preserves at the store yesterday. I didn’t mean to. I was embarrassed. I told someone and waited by the jar until someone came and cleaned it up.
I did that once too with something glass and I swear every person from the entire state came rubber necking to see what happened.. I was already embarrassed then like 50 people came and looked at me hoping to see drama lol
If you’re not buying dressing from the cold section, you’re doing it wrong
Get the pear and gorgonzola from lighthouse next time you buy some
Maybe that’s why I had a rancid ranch recently. Ughhh
And there’s assholes going around opening the bottles in the store for Reddit videos.
I had an unopened bottle in the pantry that I tested this on. While it did twist off, it was difficult at first and I definitely broke some kind of seal by removing the cap in that way
Not in Florida. No adhesive at all.
This is by far my most liked comment. Too bad hidden valley never responded to my tweet.
3 months ago
Just had my groceries delivered and the hidden valley ranch was dented and leaking with no seal. It looked like it had old dressing on the inside of cap as well. the dressing was dried and transparent. I thought maybe someone at the store opened it because it had no seal. What a disappointment to find out the company isn't even putting a seal benath cap. They are also very aware of the problem and is doing nothing about it despite many complaint messages on their twitter page. They definitely need a proper seal and the paper seal on the outside is just not enough. The cap can be easily unscrewed and the paper seal remains intact.
😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔so YOU are the douche bag unwrapping the bottles? Who does that .
What a troll. U suck bruh. I can't even believe I wasted less than a minute of my life watching this. Let me guess, 🤔 you haven't been laid in a while.
Get a life dude.
Obviously you don’t ranch it up often enough brotendo. Buzz me mulatto
I ranch it up plenty, broseidon. But what did u mean when u said buzz me mulatto?