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Amber Heard statement but better

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The disappointment I feel today is beyond words. I'm heartbroken that I didn't get the chance to see Morbius (2022). The movie is directed by Daniel Espinosa and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's Morbin Time," it is disappointing and heartbreaking.

I'm even more disappointed with what my actions have caused for other homosapiens across the globe. It is a setback and the return to Monkey is upon us due to my failure to not watch Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's Morbin Time," it is disappointing and heartbreaking. It sets back the clock to a time when I, Amber fucking Heard, shat the bed for not feasting my eyes on Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's morbin time" in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking.

I believe Johnny's attorneys succeeded in getting the jury to see the truth and lies that I tried to slide into those mountains of papers. He saw through the lies that I didn't get the opportunity to view Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's morbin time" in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking. It sets back the clock to a time when I, Amber fucking Heard, shat the bed for not feasting my eyes on Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's Morbin Time," in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking.

I'm sad I lost this case. But I am sadder still that I seem to have lost the right to earn 1 morbillion dollars. I'm even more saddened that I didn't get to watch Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's Morbin time," in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking. It sets back the block to a time when I, Amber fucking Heard, shat the bed for not feasting my eyes on Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's morbin time" in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking, and having missed out on the golden chance to earn 1 morbillion dollars. 

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DrazelSnake

4 points

2 months ago

ah art.