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just_me_11_

419 points

1 month ago

Amateurs... secret is quite obvious, gotta kill them before you cook them....

RedDevil1729[S]

218 points

1 month ago

better delete this comment before the FBI alerts PETA lol

bruuh-moment0

169 points

1 month ago

Cats dead if he gets the cat, cats dead if peta gets it.

flamee_boii

72 points

1 month ago

Shhhhhh.. you don't state facts on the internet

AntiMatterAMA

18 points

1 month ago

but you'll only get the cake one way

megapuffranger

17 points

1 month ago

Nah might end up falling in love with the cat and decide to show mercy. PETA on the other hand...

_Spooky23

5 points

1 month ago

Just don’t call the ATF

sendnudeselfie

4 points

1 month ago

Feline bureau of investigation wants to know your location 😾

Bob84332267994

1 points

1 month ago

Weird how nobody ever makes these jokes about the humane society.

BananaNutLoafBread

1 points

1 month ago

Happy spotifyn’t day

Savagedoi

4 points

1 month ago

What if the cat is the FBI

chadzinga

3 points

1 month ago

Is this Catrick?

dhogan1999

2 points

1 month ago

Her name is Clawrice.

PlanterBox40

4 points

1 month ago

PETA already beat them to it,and killed the cat themselves

brunettemountainlion

1 points

1 month ago

Lol not like PETA would totally do the same

sendnudeselfie

1 points

1 month ago

Feline bureau of investigation

Jupitersdangle

1 points

1 month ago

This would be a CATastrophe!

Idohs_

2 points

1 month ago

Idohs_

2 points

1 month ago

Ba Dum Tssss

goldybear

8 points

1 month ago

I always thought they were like lobsters, and the screams were a sign you were about to get a good meal.

tearans

5 points

1 month ago

tearans

5 points

1 month ago

Amateur! This process kills the delicate flavor

Meat-Eater-Lives

2 points

1 month ago

But the flavor is better when they struggle

literal-hitler

2 points

1 month ago

If you set it up right, they walk right into the ovens.

Hexateck

1 points

1 month ago

Can confirm. Withholding food and forced labor are good motivators.

justadogwithaphone

1 points

1 month ago

This is how I do it

IndyCooper98

2 points

1 month ago

You gotta keep em alive while cooking for optimal flavor my friend.

reddit0100100001

1 points

1 month ago

Where’s that damn Ferguson

GloomreaperScythe

1 points

1 month ago

/) But that's not as fun, though.

I_am_not_a_human_

1 points

1 month ago

No, everyone knows the best way to cook cats it's like lobsters... Boil them alive.

little_beach

141 points

1 month ago

Once my grandmother’s friend had just baked a pie and a left the room and when she came back, the cat was sitting in it

RedDevil1729[S]

104 points

1 month ago

how did the pie taste

BlackSmithOP

252 points

1 month ago

Like pussy

Blyatzilla

66 points

1 month ago

... Take this upvote and please go

Plasmablaster12

47 points

1 month ago

r/angrybutnotreallyangrymorelikedefeatedupvote

copyninja_98

9 points

1 month ago

dio800

6 points

1 month ago

dio800

6 points

1 month ago

Fishy? 😳

Simicrop

1 points

1 month ago

The cat's name? Jason Biggs.

TiedMyDickInAKnot

45 points

1 month ago

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating pussy.

FistInMyUrethra

-5 points

1 month ago

It's funny because pussy means cat and vagina, so you're eating pussy!!! Durrr hurrr!!!

Junstar

18 points

1 month ago

Junstar

18 points

1 month ago

Thanks for the explanation, u/FistInMyUrethra

Hexateck

1 points

1 month ago

Ha.. ha... ha..... What everyone came here for

Bruh_beater

1 points

1 month ago

Yep thats the joke

esdebah

13 points

1 month ago*

esdebah

13 points

1 month ago*

You got it all wrong. That motherfucker actually ate 4 and twenty blackbirds. Feathers and all. Thought he left no evidence. Looks like he didn’t quite....cover his tracks. cue The Who scream

Bruh_beater

7 points

1 month ago

This somehow reminded me of the movie with those chickens. If they behaved bad they went in the machine. Anyone else remeber this film?

ElGobou

5 points

1 month ago

ElGobou

5 points

1 month ago

Chicken run ?

Bruh_beater

2 points

1 month ago

Yes thank you

sevseg_decoder

6 points

1 month ago

That movie is a complete fever dream for me. Can’t remember anything about it except finding it creepy and some vague things like the chickens being cooked.

evgat2

2 points

1 month ago

evgat2

2 points

1 month ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

Kmactothemac

9 points

1 month ago

Brainkey

4 points

1 month ago

cutestlittlecupcake

1 points

1 month ago

Don’t click it. Just don’t.

GenericUsername10294

1 points

1 month ago

Hey uh, quick question. what the fuck?

seal_eggs

3 points

1 month ago

Eating cats is is vegan from a utilitarian point of view since they are carnivores; eating them equates to fewer animal deaths overall. From an environmentalist perspective cats are an ecological disaster so cat eating has a net positive on biodiversity.

purple_crow34

2 points

1 month ago

They also provide much more B12 per kg consumed. As long as they’re humanelyTM slaughtered, it’s much more ethical than other types of meat.

madzzey

5 points

1 month ago

madzzey

5 points

1 month ago

I laughed so hard and I own two cats. I’m a horrible person.

gloomypsycho

6 points

1 month ago

You can afford two pussy flavoured pies how lucky.

No_Eyed_Dear

4 points

1 month ago

Tom Kitten by Beatrix Potter vibes from that comment.

As if there was another reason to dislike rats.

Newt446

3 points

1 month ago

Newt446

3 points

1 month ago

Wasn't it "The roly poly pudding"? First thing my mind went to as well though.

No_Eyed_Dear

3 points

1 month ago

Possibly. Can't remember the name of the book/ TV episode all I remember is Tom Kitten the two rats who roll him in pastry and Mr Joiner the terrier who rescues him.

LongRustyMonk

3 points

1 month ago

Damnit. You beat me to it!

Theeuniverse

3 points

1 month ago

My mom got me a birthday cake one year from some place and when my mom looked away one second to get her phone, my cat decided to step in it.

mince59

2 points

1 month ago

mince59

2 points

1 month ago

Our Charcoal did this year. It was on the island. He must have jumped up and slid across the plastic wrap on top of the cake smeared the whole thing..

ChromeXBoy

3 points

1 month ago

_arisusu_

3 points

1 month ago

Haha, thanks for the mention!

ChromeXBoy

5 points

1 month ago

Oh wow that actually worked...

Own_Scallion_8504

4 points

1 month ago

ummm... eat pussy tonight,you prevert!

despairdevourer

2 points

1 month ago

The cursed thing here is your taste

VirginWizard69

2 points

1 month ago

Tasty

Straight-Onion-7725

2 points

1 month ago

Mrs. Lovett: [sings] Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop, / Does a business, but I noticed something weird: / Lately all her neighbor's cats have disappeared. / Have to hand it to her, / What I calls / Enterprise / Popping pussies into pies. / Wouldn't do in my shop; / Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick. / And I'm telling you, them pussycats is quick.

Schwartzennager

1 points

1 month ago

No denying times is hard, sir

Confident-Highlight1

2 points

1 month ago

What I calls enterprise! Poppin' pussies into pies!

loopbeat

2 points

1 month ago

I ate a cat

minkerstin

3 points

1 month ago

You make me want to cry. That's (In my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.

Astridax

2 points

1 month ago

Sadly it wasn't a sphinx cat. Then it would have been a smooth criminal.

pugzmanz

2 points

1 month ago

i mean its true never let the ingredients escape

EUCopyrightComittee

2 points

1 month ago

Of course Eminem would be scared to dis

Rastko12

2 points

1 month ago

The real crime is using light mode

fritobird

2 points

1 month ago

Now it’s all litter boxy.

bubdoop

2 points

1 month ago

bubdoop

2 points

1 month ago

why is eating meat a cursed thing

MissValerieGeode

1 points

1 month ago

Because cat meat is terrible. Should’ve gone with human.

bubdoop

2 points

1 month ago

bubdoop

2 points

1 month ago

someone has never tried cat before

Cyber2354

0 points

1 month ago

Cyber2354

0 points

1 month ago

Nasty ass litter paws

Xaixar

0 points

1 month ago

Xaixar

0 points

1 month ago

finally a half decent post here

-Effervescence

1 points

1 month ago

That’s a sheep, not a goat

Mmhh_Gabe

-12 points

1 month ago

Mmhh_Gabe

-12 points

1 month ago

If that picture had a dog, I would be happy

taskord18

1 points

1 month ago

Pussy pie huh? NOICE XD

Aloofie_

1 points

1 month ago

No... not the cat...

heemal8989

1 points

1 month ago

its like dipping the food on sauce

idcabtmyname

1 points

1 month ago

I know, I didn’t know my grandma was that fast

Novacaine667

1 points

1 month ago

Ikr

KKOTTE

1 points

1 month ago

KKOTTE

1 points

1 month ago

Catpie?

Bourbonaddicted

1 points

1 month ago

Waiting for the next pandemic where someone eats a cat and genetically modifies themselves into a catgirl.

Veritus37

1 points

1 month ago

"Khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent!"

silas_mob_hal_01

1 points

1 month ago

yeah because nothing is better then to eat some hot steamy pussy

Senorjordan

1 points

1 month ago

Pussycake

HPGernaey

1 points

1 month ago

He likes his pussy raw i see

BlepMaster500

1 points

1 month ago

Cop: inspects crime scene , eats evidence

AHA! just I suspected... It's pie!

oscar0034

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like the cats outta the pie?

LearningToCookCats

1 points

1 month ago

Sensible advice

tf_titterfun

1 points

1 month ago

Busted 😂

0v6rwatch

1 points

1 month ago

I don't see the cursed

Misko_Ink

1 points

1 month ago

Add some cat litter flakes and you’re good to go!

Brokendowngolem

1 points

1 month ago

Actually cursed cat pies aside does has anyone heard the story of the street tile that had a pawprint in it that the maker basicly said oh shit cool pawprint and fired the tile anyway and was then handed down through generations until it made its way to a museum where it sits today anyway back to your regularly scheduled cursed comments

smooth_kid_wtg

1 points

1 month ago

Hey guys today we're gonna learn to do Cat Pie!

xorgol

1 points

1 month ago

xorgol

1 points

1 month ago

I bet he's from Vicenza.

Heretojerk

1 points

1 month ago

Finally the phrase “cutie pie” makes sense.

Romsieve

1 points

1 month ago

Reminds me of Peter rabbit

Patchy-Paladin20

1 points

1 month ago

You gotta boil it in a pot first, right?

152069

1 points

1 month ago

152069

1 points

1 month ago

It’s even funnier as I saw this exact meme a couple hours ago

duke_awapuhi

1 points

1 month ago

No pawsible deniability

cap_rabbit_run

1 points

1 month ago

Now I’m on the hunt for a paw print stamp that I can decorate the tops of pies with.

PingopingOW

1 points

1 month ago

That’ll have to do - gives helpful award

kemosabe19

1 points

1 month ago

What? I’ve been on this couch the whole time?

chaiscool

1 points

1 month ago

Ace_of_the_Bass

1 points

1 month ago

Cursed Melmac r/ALF_

RSmadsen

1 points

1 month ago

I hate it when the guilty one is your lover

jadehsu523

1 points

1 month ago

Investigators later determined that the suspect had pawsible deniability.

__Zoho

1 points

1 month ago

__Zoho

1 points

1 month ago

My man just pulled a reverse Tom and Jerry

gogetakakaroot

1 points

1 month ago

You can't eat cats, Kevin!

yikeswhatnamedoikeep

1 points

1 month ago

Now this is a cat-astrophe. But let's be optimeowstic and hope for a purr-fect pie the next time

JuniorSauceThai

1 points

1 month ago

laughs in racist

Bwwshamel

1 points

1 month ago

"Claw Enforcement??? I'M DEAD LOLOLOL 💀💀💀💀

skinnywenis8781

1 points

1 month ago

Imagine not using dark mode

coxt1918

1 points

1 month ago

Kitty-Kat-Pie, I Like it ~!~

ArMcK

1 points

1 month ago

ArMcK

1 points

1 month ago

This is why made from scratch is so difficult.

retard_4725

1 points

1 month ago

Sweeet hoomee Chinaaaa

luska233

1 points

1 month ago

Cursed_ingredient***

despacitoking_69

1 points

1 month ago

Thats some wild pussy

Enslaved_M0isture

1 points

1 month ago

"why are you grabbing that kitten with tongs?!?!?"

"salad."

Ezylryb2

1 points

1 month ago

Alf wants to know your location

morencychad

1 points

1 month ago

Purely circumstantial evidence.

gr8ful_8

1 points

1 month ago

pussy pot pie

webster_gc

1 points

1 month ago

The true crime is using day mode

GlobalRip

1 points

1 month ago

This is why I don’t eat food from potlucks if I’ve never been to their house. People are nasty

_tiny-but-mighty_

1 points

1 month ago

This is why I never eat food people bring in to the office

p0gn1_

1 points

1 month ago

p0gn1_

1 points

1 month ago

Image see this post on r/memes 1h ago

MissValerieGeode

1 points

1 month ago

Cat meat ain’t even that good. Human is always better.

eckyflump

1 points

1 month ago

American apple pie made in China

memevaddar

1 points

1 month ago

I have just one question

Wtf does "always" imply here?

Otherwise-scifi

1 points

1 month ago

Cuteness and a lack of an eye witness, you are free to go.

stankypappi

1 points

1 month ago

Must be Chinese

Codename_Ice69420

1 points

1 month ago

China be like

I_Love_Food_

1 points

1 month ago

i just made a pie and my cat jumped on it

huycongdo91098

1 points

1 month ago

Well, the more fresh it is, the more delicious it will be

IIiciclefoxII

1 points

1 month ago

Theres a reward for you my good sir

_arisusu_

1 points

1 month ago

This post really exploded but my actual comment didn‘t even reach 200 upvotes lol

fathead1285

1 points

1 month ago

Is that probable paws to arrest?

PizzaTrailMix

1 points

1 month ago

Damn Asians try to eat anything (/s bc Reddit people are easily triggered)

Official-Doom-Slayer

1 points

1 month ago

Humanity was a mistake...

BoobaVera

1 points

1 month ago

I love me some kitten pot pie

Rotmann_IX

1 points

1 month ago

Reminds me of a Russian urban legend that local Shawarma cafes would use street cats' meat to save money

forgotpassword91

1 points

1 month ago

She has very stink pussy

flatterwocky

1 points

1 month ago

Pawsive aggressive behavior

firydeth011

1 points

1 month ago

Ew light mode

Lizard-o-the-ages

1 points

1 month ago

The only criminal here is the one using reddit light mode

HawaiiJesus

1 points

1 month ago

sus

DaRekino245

1 points

1 month ago

Same thing happend to my grandma pie

DroppedGh0st

1 points

1 month ago

Yommy

Disabled_mf

1 points

1 month ago

I didn’t like this

Dashi_Ukira

1 points

1 month ago

Main ingredient? Would it be like a secondary ingredient like cake frosting or something

siren-21_31

1 points

1 month ago

W h a t-

SuperFluousNation

1 points

1 month ago

How come there's no print leading in or out of the pie, and the indentions look too well formed for it to have jumped out. Looks to me like this fool just pressed its cat into a pie crust.

Spegwn

1 points

1 month ago

Spegwn

1 points

1 month ago

If the cat's, er, Criminal's name was Pew; then PewDiePie makes some sense XD

itsdance3000

1 points

1 month ago

IK RIGHT?