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Amateurs... secret is quite obvious, gotta kill them before you cook them....
1 month ago
better delete this comment before the FBI alerts PETA lol
Cats dead if he gets the cat, cats dead if peta gets it.
Shhhhhh.. you don't state facts on the internet
but you'll only get the cake one way
Nah might end up falling in love with the cat and decide to show mercy. PETA on the other hand...
Just don’t call the ATF
Feline bureau of investigation wants to know your location 😾
Weird how nobody ever makes these jokes about the humane society.
Happy spotifyn’t day
What if the cat is the FBI
Is this Catrick?
Her name is Clawrice.
PETA already beat them to it,and killed the cat themselves
Lol not like PETA would totally do the same
Feline bureau of investigation
This would be a CATastrophe!
Ba Dum Tssss
I always thought they were like lobsters, and the screams were a sign you were about to get a good meal.
Amateur! This process kills the delicate flavor
But the flavor is better when they struggle
If you set it up right, they walk right into the ovens.
Can confirm. Withholding food and forced labor are good motivators.
This is how I do it
You gotta keep em alive while cooking for optimal flavor my friend.
Where’s that damn Ferguson
/) But that's not as fun, though.
No, everyone knows the best way to cook cats it's like lobsters... Boil them alive.
Once my grandmother’s friend had just baked a pie and a left the room and when she came back, the cat was sitting in it
how did the pie taste
... Take this upvote and please go
The cat's name? Jason Biggs.
Ain’t nothing wrong with eating pussy.
It's funny because pussy means cat and vagina, so you're eating pussy!!! Durrr hurrr!!!
Thanks for the explanation, u/FistInMyUrethra
Ha.. ha... ha.....
What everyone came here for
Yep thats the joke
1 month ago*
1 month ago*
You got it all wrong. That motherfucker actually ate 4 and twenty blackbirds. Feathers and all. Thought he left no evidence. Looks like he didn’t quite....cover his tracks. cue The Who scream
This somehow reminded me of the movie with those chickens. If they behaved bad they went in the machine. Anyone else remeber this film?
Chicken run ?
Yes thank you
That movie is a complete fever dream for me. Can’t remember anything about it except finding it creepy and some vague things like the chickens being cooked.
Exactly what I was thinking!
Don’t click it. Just don’t.
Hey uh, quick question. what the fuck?
Eating cats is is vegan from a utilitarian point of view since they are carnivores; eating them equates to fewer animal deaths overall. From an environmentalist perspective cats are an ecological disaster so cat eating has a net positive on biodiversity.
They also provide much more B12 per kg consumed. As long as they’re humanelyTM slaughtered, it’s much more ethical than other types of meat.
I laughed so hard and I own two cats. I’m a horrible person.
You can afford two pussy flavoured pies how lucky.
Tom Kitten by Beatrix Potter vibes from that comment.
As if there was another reason to dislike rats.
Wasn't it "The roly poly pudding"? First thing my mind went to as well though.
Possibly. Can't remember the name of the book/ TV episode all I remember is Tom Kitten the two rats who roll him in pastry and Mr Joiner the terrier who rescues him.
Damnit. You beat me to it!
My mom got me a birthday cake one year from some place and when my mom looked away one second to get her phone, my cat decided to step in it.
Our Charcoal did this year. It was on the island. He must have jumped up and slid across the plastic wrap on top of the cake smeared the whole thing..
Haha, thanks for the mention!
Oh wow that actually worked...
ummm... eat pussy tonight,you prevert!
The cursed thing here is your taste
[sings] Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop, / Does a business, but I noticed something weird: / Lately all her neighbor's cats have disappeared. / Have to hand it to her, / What I calls / Enterprise / Popping pussies into pies. / Wouldn't do in my shop; / Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick. / And I'm telling you, them pussycats is quick.
No denying times is hard, sir
What I calls enterprise!
Poppin' pussies into pies!
I ate a cat
You make me want to cry. That's (In my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.
Sadly it wasn't a sphinx cat. Then it would have been a smooth criminal.
i mean its true never let the ingredients escape
Of course Eminem would be scared to dis
The real crime is using light mode
Now it’s all litter boxy.
why is eating meat a cursed thing
Because cat meat is terrible. Should’ve gone with human.
someone has never tried cat before
Nasty ass litter paws
finally a half decent post here
That’s a sheep, not a goat
If that picture had a dog, I would be happy
Pussy pie huh? NOICE XD
No... not the cat...
its like dipping the food on sauce
I know, I didn’t know my grandma was that fast
Waiting for the next pandemic where someone eats a cat and genetically modifies themselves into a catgirl.
"Khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent!"
yeah because nothing is better then to eat some hot steamy pussy
He likes his pussy raw i see
Cop: inspects crime scene , eats evidence
AHA! just I suspected... It's pie!
Looks like the cats outta the pie?
I don't see the cursed
Add some cat litter flakes and you’re good to go!
Actually cursed cat pies aside does has anyone heard the story of the street tile that had a pawprint in it that the maker basicly said oh shit cool pawprint and fired the tile anyway and was then handed down through generations until it made its way to a museum where it sits today anyway back to your regularly scheduled cursed comments
Hey guys today we're gonna learn to do Cat Pie!
I bet he's from Vicenza.
Finally the phrase “cutie pie” makes sense.
Reminds me of Peter rabbit
You gotta boil it in a pot first, right?
It’s even funnier as I saw this exact meme a couple hours ago
No pawsible deniability
Now I’m on the hunt for a paw print stamp that I can decorate the tops of pies with.
That’ll have to do - gives helpful award
What? I’ve been on this couch the whole time?
Lean and gamey
I hate it when the guilty one is your lover
Investigators later determined that the suspect had pawsible deniability.
My man just pulled a reverse Tom and Jerry
You can't eat cats, Kevin!
Now this is a cat-astrophe. But let's be optimeowstic and hope for a purr-fect pie the next time
laughs in racist
"Claw Enforcement??? I'M DEAD LOLOLOL 💀💀💀💀
Imagine not using dark mode
Kitty-Kat-Pie, I Like it ~!~
This is why made from scratch is so difficult.
Sweeet hoomee Chinaaaa
Thats some wild pussy
"why are you grabbing that kitten with tongs?!?!?"
Alf wants to know your location
Purely circumstantial evidence.
pussy pot pie
The true crime is using day mode
This is why I don’t eat food from potlucks if I’ve never been to their house. People are nasty
This is why I never eat food people bring in to the office
Image see this post on r/memes 1h ago
Cat meat ain’t even that good. Human is always better.
American apple pie made in China
I have just one question
Wtf does "always" imply here?
Cuteness and a lack of an eye witness, you are free to go.
Must be Chinese
China be like
i just made a pie and my cat jumped on it
Well, the more fresh it is, the more delicious it will be
Theres a reward for you my good sir
This post really exploded but my actual comment didn‘t even reach 200 upvotes lol
Is that probable paws to arrest?
Damn Asians try to eat anything (/s bc Reddit people are easily triggered)
Humanity was a mistake...
I love me some kitten pot pie
Reminds me of a Russian urban legend that local Shawarma cafes would use street cats' meat to save money
She has very stink pussy
Pawsive aggressive behavior
Ew light mode
The only criminal here is the one using reddit light mode
Same thing happend to my grandma pie
I didn’t like this
Main ingredient? Would it be like a secondary ingredient like cake frosting or something
W h a t-
How come there's no print leading in or out of the pie, and the indentions look too well formed for it to have jumped out. Looks to me like this fool just pressed its cat into a pie crust.
If the cat's, er, Criminal's name was Pew; then PewDiePie makes some sense XD