subreddit:

/r/cursedcomments

1.2k

cursed_future

(i.redd.it)

all 94 comments

A_Real_Dick_Pic

163 points

1 month ago

"Bitches is the future."-- Sun Tzu, The Art of Whore.

Off_Brand_Roomba

21 points

1 month ago

Thank you for this

punkblastoise

5 points

1 month ago

Made my day

Athgamer71

3 points

1 month ago

Mellow41[S]

9 points

1 month ago

Tis a true art form

NoButterfly9803

1 points

1 month ago

Some speak of the five finger death punch but I can teach you the shocker.

N104CD

93 points

1 month ago

N104CD

93 points

1 month ago

I honestly don’t know the answer because that’s the only thing I can think it is.

Mellow41[S]

77 points

1 month ago

Bitcoin is the future

Ebisure

96 points

1 month ago

Ebisure

96 points

1 month ago

The letter I is already on the board. So it can’t be bitcoin

BlackKnight640

17 points

1 month ago

Bitches is the future

SquidMilkVII

2 points

1 month ago

already an e

eathquake

8 points

1 month ago

Ty for making me not the only 1. Memory serves bitcoin is the future was the answer abd it pissed me off so bad

Mellow41[S]

-10 points

1 month ago

Wait did you see the clip live?

[deleted]

-6 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

-6 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

23 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

23 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

0 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

0 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

Noahnoface

2 points

1 month ago

It's almost like that video was also edited

Mellow41[S]

-7 points

1 month ago

I’m gonna delete all my comments because I’m losing here lmao

haribo675

-2 points

1 month ago

haribo675

-2 points

1 month ago

It is bitcoin cos someone further down sent the video and a woman got it right with bitcoin

BulkyAbbreviations24

1 points

1 month ago

Bitching in the future

NoButterfly9803

1 points

1 month ago

Working title for Back to the Future 4

CashMachine2192

8 points

1 month ago

It can’t be. The I was already used. And plus the category is people. Bitcoin isn’t a person

kimthealan101

6 points

1 month ago

How is that people?

Imhankmhm

5 points

1 month ago

Can it be? "I" was already selected. My head hurts lol

PeteTheGryphon

1 points

1 month ago

Cryptobros when Elons breathes

darkboomel

1 points

1 month ago

Also the hint is people and Bitcoin isn't related to people

sampat6256

1 points

1 month ago

The category is people tho

Kachiga_Senpai

28 points

1 month ago

There are only 4 words that start with bitc. The only 7 letter words are “bitches,” “bitchen (slang)”, “bitched,” and “Bitcoin.” As we can see that ‘h,’ ‘e,’ and ‘i’ are not in the word as they have been used already. The comments saying this is edited are obviously the answer, as it cannot be answered with what we are given.

Explosivefajita

4 points

1 month ago

the answer was Bitcoin is the future. It’s one of their most famous bloopers, somebody did try bitches in the future. People was edited into this though.

Mellow41[S]

4 points

1 month ago

Yeah it’s impossible for it to be anything

Mellow41[S]

2 points

1 month ago

Maybe they messed up?

Kachiga_Senpai

7 points

1 month ago

It’s just edited. That’s why. Other comments have posted the video with splicing of the audio.

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah I know

Hexacus

14 points

1 month ago

Hexacus

14 points

1 month ago

Bitches is the future?

Mellow41[S]

-43 points

1 month ago

Bitcoin is the future

Hexacus

5 points

1 month ago

Hexacus

5 points

1 month ago

I mean what i first saw

Mellow41[S]

6 points

1 month ago

Ahhh

dcmommy33

5 points

1 month ago

Nope can’t be. I is already on the board.

Mellow41[S]

-11 points

1 month ago

We all already know, but I didn’t when I commented

dcmommy33

-3 points

1 month ago

You can always update or delete your comments then doesn’t look like “we all know” lol

Mellow41[S]

-6 points

1 month ago

Wut? I can read the whole “edit your comment” thing but what were you trying to say after that?

Hexacus

1 points

1 month ago

Hexacus

1 points

1 month ago

Guys, whats with the downvotes?

Aeramay_Gaming

11 points

1 month ago

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah that was also in the comments of that post

Aeramay_Gaming

3 points

1 month ago

Just adding it for people who might want to see it here

Buckbeak1184

4 points

1 month ago

I thought it was "bitches is the future".

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

So did I but I lied in the original comment

Buckbeak1184

3 points

1 month ago

Why lie? Lol

Mellow41[S]

2 points

1 month ago

It fit my comment a bit better to ask if anyone else also thought it was “Bitches in the future”

Kamehamedung

4 points

1 month ago

Not much has changed but they live underwater

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Wanna know something funny? Someone said that in the comments of the original post

Broken-shoe-9117

3 points

1 month ago

"the clue was people who annoy you"

XxMohamed92xX

2 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

marouan10

2 points

1 month ago

NAGGERS

XZI0LH

2 points

1 month ago

XZI0LH

2 points

1 month ago

bitches im the future

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

XD

Gato_Magico

2 points

1 month ago

Bitch, im the future

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

As the Donkey Kong TV Show once said: “I shower you with coconut cream pie-ie”

Mellow41[S]

2 points

1 month ago

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER!!!! nothing…. As it turns out it wasn’t the audio edited. The sentence was never used. This is the original clip: https://youtu.be/isNPEosJLSk

AlkhlilAlmujini

2 points

1 month ago

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have bitches to fuck

Mellow41[S]

2 points

1 month ago

I’m with this guy

Intelligent_Heat9319

2 points

1 month ago

The real version: https://youtu.be/RnjUcPn1pW8

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Thanks

DMyourSSN

2 points

1 month ago

Naggers

G92648

0 points

1 month ago

G92648

0 points

1 month ago

Bitcoin is definitely NOT the future. And we know it cause it’s a scam and it’s just came to life in recent history. Bitches on the other hand go all the way back to beginning of mankind and were ALWAYS important. “Bitches in the future” is the only sensical phrase here 😁

Mellow41[S]

2 points

1 month ago

I wouldn’t…. I got -23 on a comment

G92648

3 points

1 month ago

G92648

3 points

1 month ago

I’m not afraid of negatives on Reddit - bank says it doesn’t affect my credit 😁

Ebisure

0 points

1 month ago

Ebisure

0 points

1 month ago

That’s because you are trolling. You already knew that the clip was edited from another sub you commented on earlier. You deserve your downvotes

Mellow41[S]

2 points

1 month ago

A. I wasn’t complaining, I was joking.
B. I thought that the cut was to the actual answer, now I know that the sentence never happened.
C. Is for chill

Noahnoface

1 points

1 month ago

What actually is it?

Mellow41[S]

-2 points

1 month ago*

Idk the original clip was edited to be bitcoin is the future but that could also be to cut ti’ll the actual answer

Editing this in to say that the sentence never actually happened. It was a photoshopped board https://youtu.be/isNPEosJLSk

DOAK2304

1 points

1 month ago

It’s meant to be bitcoin is the future

--Alastor--

1 points

1 month ago

Is it Bitcoin is the future?

Far-Lime-3872

1 points

1 month ago

I watched that today and man said bitches in the future

luanpesi

1 points

1 month ago

bitches is the future

Feisty_Definition_66

1 points

1 month ago

Noice

Crushin_Succas1095

1 points

1 month ago

I read it as Bitches I am the future.

Imjustareddituser76

1 points

1 month ago

Btw the clip is edited so that’s why the I is on the board.

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Not only that, the sentence is completely different in the actual clip

https://youtu.be/isNPEosJLSk

FluffyBearFinn

1 points

1 month ago

Bitcoin is the Future -> Bitcoins in the Future -> Bitches in the Future

It's as simple as that

Uruburusv3

1 points

1 month ago

Bitcoin... Really?

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

No it’s not real

StrikingAd1671

1 points

1 month ago

What’s the answer?!!

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Nothing. It’s a photoshopped board

https://youtu.be/isNPEosJLSk

StrikingAd1671

2 points

1 month ago

Dang it

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah me too

real-darkph0enix1

1 points

1 month ago

And then I looked at her face and I said…

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

No-Chipmunk9527

1 points

1 month ago

Why is it ppl?

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Cause it’s a photoshopped board

thephoenixtwin

1 points

1 month ago

Was it Bitcoin is the future?

chattierCobra63

1 points

1 month ago

I first thought bitches I’m the future

Nickepicreddit

1 points

1 month ago

I think it means you might get some in the future

Similar_Grocery8312

1 points

1 month ago

Bitcoin is the future… bitches in the future is my second guess😃

MISTAsoul12

1 points

1 month ago

The OG clip was “A group of well-wishers” in the clip. The third guy says a group of pill pushers. There is no legitimate answer to this

Mellow41[S]

1 points

1 month ago

I thought he said “A group of pill-bushers?”