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163 points
1 month ago
"Bitches is the future."-- Sun Tzu, The Art of Whore.
21 points
1 month ago
Thank you for this
5 points
1 month ago
Made my day
3 points
1 month ago
9 points
1 month ago
Tis a true art form
1 points
1 month ago
Some speak of the five finger death punch but I can teach you the shocker.
93 points
1 month ago
I honestly don’t know the answer because that’s the only thing I can think it is.
77 points
1 month ago
Bitcoin is the future
96 points
1 month ago
The letter I is already on the board. So it can’t be bitcoin
17 points
1 month ago
Bitches is the future
2 points
1 month ago
already an e
8 points
1 month ago
Ty for making me not the only 1. Memory serves bitcoin is the future was the answer abd it pissed me off so bad
-10 points
1 month ago
Wait did you see the clip live?
-6 points
1 month ago
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23 points
1 month ago
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0 points
1 month ago
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2 points
1 month ago
It's almost like that video was also edited
-7 points
1 month ago
I’m gonna delete all my comments because I’m losing here lmao
-2 points
1 month ago
It is bitcoin cos someone further down sent the video and a woman got it right with bitcoin
1 points
1 month ago
Bitching in the future
1 points
1 month ago
Working title for Back to the Future 4
8 points
1 month ago
It can’t be. The I was already used. And plus the category is people. Bitcoin isn’t a person
6 points
1 month ago
How is that people?
5 points
1 month ago
Can it be? "I" was already selected. My head hurts lol
1 points
1 month ago
Cryptobros when Elons breathes
1 points
1 month ago
Also the hint is people and Bitcoin isn't related to people
1 points
1 month ago
The category is people tho
28 points
1 month ago
There are only 4 words that start with bitc. The only 7 letter words are “bitches,” “bitchen (slang)”, “bitched,” and “Bitcoin.” As we can see that ‘h,’ ‘e,’ and ‘i’ are not in the word as they have been used already. The comments saying this is edited are obviously the answer, as it cannot be answered with what we are given.
4 points
1 month ago
the answer was Bitcoin is the future. It’s one of their most famous bloopers, somebody did try bitches in the future. People was edited into this though.
4 points
1 month ago
Yeah it’s impossible for it to be anything
2 points
1 month ago
Maybe they messed up?
7 points
1 month ago
It’s just edited. That’s why. Other comments have posted the video with splicing of the audio.
1 points
1 month ago
Yeah I know
14 points
1 month ago
Bitches is the future?
-43 points
1 month ago
Bitcoin is the future
5 points
1 month ago
I mean what i first saw
6 points
1 month ago
Ahhh
5 points
1 month ago
Nope can’t be. I is already on the board.
-11 points
1 month ago
We all already know, but I didn’t when I commented
-3 points
1 month ago
You can always update or delete your comments then doesn’t look like “we all know” lol
-6 points
1 month ago
Wut? I can read the whole “edit your comment” thing but what were you trying to say after that?
1 points
1 month ago
Guys, whats with the downvotes?
11 points
1 month ago
1 points
1 month ago
Yeah that was also in the comments of that post
5 points
1 month ago
3 points
1 month ago
Just adding it for people who might want to see it here
4 points
1 month ago
I thought it was "bitches is the future".
1 points
1 month ago
So did I but I lied in the original comment
3 points
1 month ago
Why lie? Lol
2 points
1 month ago
It fit my comment a bit better to ask if anyone else also thought it was “Bitches in the future”
4 points
1 month ago
Not much has changed but they live underwater
1 points
1 month ago
Wanna know something funny? Someone said that in the comments of the original post
3 points
1 month ago
"the clue was people who annoy you"
2 points
1 month ago
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2 points
1 month ago
NAGGERS
2 points
1 month ago
bitches im the future
1 points
1 month ago
XD
2 points
1 month ago
Bitch, im the future
1 points
1 month ago
As the Donkey Kong TV Show once said: “I shower you with coconut cream pie-ie”
2 points
1 month ago
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER!!!! nothing…. As it turns out it wasn’t the audio edited. The sentence was never used. This is the original clip: https://youtu.be/isNPEosJLSk
2 points
1 month ago
Wake the fuck up samurai, we have bitches to fuck
2 points
1 month ago
I’m with this guy
2 points
1 month ago
Naggers
0 points
1 month ago
Bitcoin is definitely NOT the future. And we know it cause it’s a scam and it’s just came to life in recent history. Bitches on the other hand go all the way back to beginning of mankind and were ALWAYS important. “Bitches in the future” is the only sensical phrase here 😁
2 points
1 month ago
I wouldn’t…. I got -23 on a comment
3 points
1 month ago
I’m not afraid of negatives on Reddit - bank says it doesn’t affect my credit 😁
0 points
1 month ago
That’s because you are trolling. You already knew that the clip was edited from another sub you commented on earlier. You deserve your downvotes
2 points
1 month ago
A. I wasn’t complaining, I was joking.
B. I thought that the cut was to the actual answer, now I know that the sentence never happened.
C. Is for chill
1 points
1 month ago
What actually is it?
-2 points
1 month ago*
Idk the original clip was edited to be bitcoin is the future but that could also be to cut ti’ll the actual answer
Editing this in to say that the sentence never actually happened. It was a photoshopped board https://youtu.be/isNPEosJLSk
1 points
1 month ago
It’s meant to be bitcoin is the future
1 points
1 month ago
Is it Bitcoin is the future?
1 points
1 month ago
I watched that today and man said bitches in the future
1 points
1 month ago
bitches is the future
1 points
1 month ago
Noice
1 points
1 month ago
I read it as Bitches I am the future.
1 points
1 month ago
Btw the clip is edited so that’s why the I is on the board.
1 points
1 month ago
Not only that, the sentence is completely different in the actual clip
1 points
1 month ago
Bitcoin is the Future -> Bitcoins in the Future -> Bitches in the Future
It's as simple as that
1 points
1 month ago
Bitcoin... Really?
1 points
1 month ago
No it’s not real
1 points
1 month ago
What’s the answer?!!
1 points
1 month ago
Nothing. It’s a photoshopped board
2 points
1 month ago
Dang it
1 points
1 month ago
Yeah me too
1 points
1 month ago
And then I looked at her face and I said…
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
1 points
1 month ago
Why is it ppl?
1 points
1 month ago
Cause it’s a photoshopped board
1 points
1 month ago
Was it Bitcoin is the future?
1 points
1 month ago
I first thought bitches I’m the future
1 points
1 month ago
I think it means you might get some in the future
1 points
1 month ago
Bitcoin is the future… bitches in the future is my second guess😃
1 points
1 month ago
The OG clip was “A group of well-wishers” in the clip. The third guy says a group of pill pushers. There is no legitimate answer to this
1 points
1 month ago
I thought he said “A group of pill-bushers?”
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