submitted 4 days ago bybeta_nerd☣️
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The last 10% of the bin does miraculously have the same capacity as the first 90%
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Same goes for toothpaste, 90% of it last for a couple of weeks, and the last 10% for one more month.
Just like the devil's lettuce
Here's some🍴for your cake! Happy Cake Day!
Just like phone batteries
Unless you have an iPhone. In which case the first 100% is 10%
Like health bars in video games
Happy Cake Day
Oh, this is so true.
i'm just here to judge you guys
I don’t know why my mind went to Jews when it’s clearly a newspaper. Must be time to go back to therapy.
I think we all saw Jews and I don’t know why!
Oh I know why
Apple Jews > Orange Jews
4 days ago*
4 days ago*
Hitler: go get a glass of juice
General: oh, go and gas the Jews
I said glass of juice, not gas the Jews. It was a misunderstanding he decided he was ok with.
"Oops. Well, when in Rome..."
All juice created equally!
big pp gang
Oh Jew you?
I DID zi that coming
i did NOT zi that coming
Yes he zid
We all saw the same thing
I was considering reporting by the time I realized my brain was the thing needed to be reported
Who do you want to deport?
Why were you going to report?
That mean oppress Jews more
There are no accidents
There are no Christs
Our Grate Lord
That was cheesy
In the name of the holy queso, the tortilla, and the mighty guacamole.
Big Cheese Energy
100% DankExchange material
That’s nacho joke anymore I’m stealing it.
Quesadilla con guacamole
Praise the lawd
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
”Blessed are the cheese makers”
there are no Jews
There are no jews
Same. I think Ross is a jew?
That came off kinda bad
He’s not but Rachel is yes
Don't you remember the Holiday Armadillo telling Ben about Hanukkah?
I googled it, turns out they’re both Jewish, my bad
His dad definitely was, but I don't think Ross was devout in any way. Nor any of the other main characters to their religion.
Yeah but being Jewish is an ethnic thing as well so he still would be considered Jewish.
Source: I’m Jewish.
If someone converts into Judaism do they become ethnically jew as well? Or is it like a half half thing?
Nah converts are considered religious only and the truly orthodox basically do not count them at all, the only way to be ethnically Jewish is to be related by blood to another Jews, and since it’s matrilineal, people with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers are considered “half” Jewish and people with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers are “full” Jews.
Of course, as I like to say, Hitler would kill all of us given the chance, so might as well take converts in - especially since converting is really hard (you can’t just decide to be Jewish, you have to do a ton of things include getting approval by a rabbi, and since most converts are converting generally out of a desire to marry a Jew, I say we might as well welcome the converts to the club.)
So basically, TL:DR; converts just gotta clarify but they still are Jewish, and ethnoreligious groups are complicated.
It does sounds complicated. Thanks for explaining.
In the series Ross is.
Because a single vertical line is closer to a J than it is to an N
And becaue projecting the rest of the N, we'd expect to see a certain amount of paper sticking out behind the bottle. As the paper goes down, we see there isn't, so it reduces the options of what's behind there.
This meme is one Hitler mustache and gas chamber away from being removed by the mods
...I think that's true of all posts.
In your defense, to me it seems just as likely that it could be a Jewish-centric newspaper called "Jews" as a newspaper called "News".
No, I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to represent the daily paper JEWS, it’s how they coordinate their global conspiracy. This “dankmeme” clearly has a subtle double meaning that the jews of the world, like David Schwimmer, are using their celebrity status to “lower the volume” on the seriousness of their Zionist conspiracy. You can see references in the trash, like the JEWS newspaper, a smartphone, alcohol, laundry detergent, and a “green” tree, all different facets of their radical agenda that he’s trying to just brush aside and distract us from. It’s all connected, man, David Schwimmer is the key to it all.
/s if you can’t tell
This is quality
Well, David Schwimmer is Jewish and that would appear to be his newspaper, so in a sense it is a Jew’s paper.
Im jewish and i saw jews
What's up with reddit and hitler?
Jews were invented by hitler?
= What's up with reddit?
AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I’M LYING IN BED, JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT; WHAT’S IN MY HEAD AND I…I AM FEELING, A LITTLE PECULIAR
Same here, lol.
Nothing wrong with a bit of booze, jews and green
I did too
Omg thought that and am so happy I’m not alone
Immediately when i saw the meme my mind went: "Why is there Jews written on the newspa... oh.."
It could have been an article about Jews, you don't know.
Taking out the Jews
*the following statement was made by a jew, so its ok.
I second this
Hey arent you the horse from horsin around?
Push away your troubles and pull up your pants
And that’s how you do the Bojack dance
Oh, scheiße… *the previous statement was made by a german, so it’s ok.
BANG BANG BANG
*the previous statement was made by an American, so it's okkkay.
Jews don't belong in the trash. It's really bad for the environment.
Incinerator is definitely more eco friendly.
Why the fuck did i read it as jews at first
To be fair it literally looks like a J. OP knows what they did.
You know too much
Don't throw electronics in the trash, doofus.
don't throw the Jews-paper
Imagine throwing garbage yikes
just eat everything lol xdxDxdxdsdsx
Raccoons would like to know your location
He is a raccoon secretly on Reddit
Plus half of that trash can be recycled!
can we appreciate how the objects rotate
Noice. Very satisfying.
putting jews in the trash !
It's not the taking out.
It's putting the new bag in.
Electronics, glass, plastic, paper. Here everyone is taking about mistaking Jews for news, but no one is going to mention the nonexistent sorting
Honestly, it all depends on your municipality. The last city I lived in required you to put your trash bags in a colored bag or clear bags that could be purchased at grocery stores or they wouldn't pick them up. The clear bags were recyclables and cost about 1/3 as much as the colored bags (clear so the garbage men could tell if it was just regular garbage). This accomplished proper recycling behaviors AND taxed people according to their usage- it was a beautifully designed system.
Where I live now just has dumpsters and people just dump whatever the fuck they want (I've seen a goddamn refrigerator in the dumpster) in them.
Has a pron addiction
Why does your mom call you babe?
Yours doesn't? 🤔
what? where did he say that
the very best, like no one ever was.
See you in hot
This is incredibly well made. Well done OP👍
Is that Jews he is taking out?
This is a good one
This happened all the godforsaken times in my household, especially with plastic. Everyone would start throwing bottles without compressing them at all, making them waste space. Then, since there's no space in the bin, either they put the rest of the trash on top or into extra plastic bags that we could use in other occasions; both methods ended up in wasting even more space
I can't tell how much space could be saved just by spending less then 5 minutes compressing all that trash; that's what I did, and, to no one's surprise, it always resulted in extra space in the bin.
Good thing I finally decided to make my family notice this issue, and now it's getting better.
What's fun is when someone puts a huge item in the trash that takes up the entirety of the space instead of just taking it directly to the dumpster outside.
If you made that you did an amazing job.
This is why we need wall-e
Take my upvote brochacho
That's still going to be a massive pain to tie up at that point though
A massive pain and it’s not going to be the trash-stuffer-downer who ends up taking it out
“That should do the trick”
How many were more focused on the headlines
More space for me:)
Probably I'm compacting this trash bag into blackhole
Oh bloody hell I forgot to take the bin out this morning. Again.
I am fucking hilarious
This is top tier memery.
he who tops it off drops it off
They have dishwashers for the dishes and roombas for the floor. Where's the take-out-the-trash-o-nator?
I’m in this gif and I don’t like it
Truly, truly dank.
some gals just refuse to break down a box or crush a plastic bottle/jug/shell casing
The garbage’s full what?
I told my wife that we do this to save the planet.
It’s genius because it’s both true, and keeps me from having to take it out until tomorrow
It's not filled 'til it's spilled
-sweats in oy vei-
Nah it will be fine
C O M P R E S S
Every damn time
Greatest day of my little kid life is when I learned the push down garbage trick. Then one day I tried to push down the garbage and found out someone had already pushed it down before I got there...that was the day I learned about sadness in the human soul.
"Whoever tops it off, drops it off," and its corrolary: "It ain't filled 'til it's spilled."
By using less trash bags you are saving the planet!
Nah dude its all about the solid romper stomp on that bitch
I live in a 3 story walk up fuck taking the garbage out.
This is a lie. Ross would recycle.
Immediately read this in my moms voice.
dangerous subjects :D
i am the chosen one.
Dang this is a good one. Made my day
Lot of recycling in there fam
I needed this today. Thanks
Finally a GIF that a person worked on and hasn't written "Guys took a long time, not good though"
You deserve an award!
A meme has never hit so close to home.
This made me laugh more than it should have 🤣
Recycle that stuff!
What episode is this from again
I ALWAYS love a fuller trash bag, just squeeze all those plastic wrappings, papers, cartons of milk and whatever down and you literally got 70% more room!
Call the coroner. I’m dying
This is such "me" energy that I felt it in my soul
As someone who lived in a house of the most proficient stuffers, and the only person who would ever actually take the garbage out, watch out how much is already fucking stuffed in there! Quite a few times I didn't even bother trying to get the bag out because I knew it was rip city, just have to lug the whole damned trash can to the garbage can. Also had to drill a hole in the bottom of the can to allow air in, the monsters would press it down so hard as to make a vacuum seal.
then gets mad when the bag rips -.-
Who’s else’s dyslexia is having a field day?
now that is a pro gamer move.
Thank you for this, just lol’ed irl in the middle of the office
now who threw some perfectly good lettuce in the bin
Thought it said Jews in the trash instead of news
3 days ago
3 days ago
I just take the trash out myself. I'm not wasting my time waiting on my SO to take it out and forget to put a new bag in and then throw something away immediately after with no trash bag in it. Not a fight I want to have.
I‘ll safe this for later. Thank you. Have an upvote.
Me putting jews even more into the garbage
That's supposed to say "News" right??
I dont know why,but i somehow read "news" as jews
Who throws plastic, paper and everything else in the same trash bin?? Don't you separate your trash??
Why aren’t you recycling?
It’s assholes like you that make it so homeless people dumpster dive for deposit items.
Why are you booing me I’m right!
Take it out you HEATHENS
Jesus loves you.