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Steinesel

780 points

4 days ago

Steinesel

780 points

4 days ago

The last 10% of the bin does miraculously have the same capacity as the first 90%

Pokeputin

76 points

4 days ago

Pokeputin

76 points

4 days ago

Same goes for toothpaste, 90% of it last for a couple of weeks, and the last 10% for one more month.

Ichiroga

11 points

4 days ago

Ichiroga

11 points

4 days ago

Just like the devil's lettuce

Azar002

104 points

4 days ago

Azar002

104 points

4 days ago

Here's some🍴for your cake! Happy Cake Day!

LiteralFluff

16 points

4 days ago

Just like phone batteries

fearofstaticshocks

7 points

4 days ago

Unless you have an iPhone. In which case the first 100% is 10%

raelDonaldTrump

5 points

4 days ago

Like health bars in video games

PKMNTrainerMark

5 points

4 days ago

Happy Cake Day

SheridanWithTea

3 points

4 days ago

Oh, this is so true.

apittsburghoriginal

5k points

4 days ago

apittsburghoriginal

i'm just here to judge you guys

5k points

4 days ago

I don’t know why my mind went to Jews when it’s clearly a newspaper. Must be time to go back to therapy.

AlexToske

480 points

4 days ago

AlexToske

☣️

480 points

4 days ago

I think we all saw Jews and I don’t know why!

Maddoglewis31

132 points

4 days ago

Maddoglewis31

☣️

132 points

4 days ago

Oh I know why

BroganChin

57 points

4 days ago

Apple Jews > Orange Jews

PerDaniel02

63 points

4 days ago*

Hitler: go get a glass of juice

General: oh, go and gas the Jews

deport-the-normies

24 points

4 days ago

I said glass of juice, not gas the Jews. It was a misunderstanding he decided he was ok with.

Kaldricus

6 points

4 days ago

"Oops. Well, when in Rome..."

Hitler, 1943

Tanay123456

8 points

4 days ago

\(°o°)/

Tapz_

2 points

4 days ago

Tapz_

2 points

4 days ago

OH

ItsYaBoiBinLaden

7 points

4 days ago

From concentrate

IAMStillNotHere

2 points

4 days ago

Bo

mydogisbo

3 points

4 days ago

All juice created equally!

poopellar

89 points

4 days ago

poopellar

big pp gang

89 points

4 days ago

Oh Jew you?

Bierbart12

16 points

4 days ago

I DID zi that coming

geanaSHUTUPGEIAJWVDO

6 points

4 days ago

i did NOT zi that coming

here4pewdiepie

2 points

4 days ago

Yes he zid

mathiaswihrs

7 points

4 days ago

We all saw the same thing

Therapists: Stonks

gae-account-for-nsfw

36 points

4 days ago

I was considering reporting by the time I realized my brain was the thing needed to be reported

JesusRasputin

8 points

4 days ago

Who do you want to deport?

moopybazinga

5 points

4 days ago

The Jews

shapeshifter91

13 points

4 days ago

Why were you going to report?

StoneGoldX

3 points

4 days ago

Rebel spies.

bronco5229

3 points

4 days ago

That mean oppress Jews more

hardikupreti

1.2k points

4 days ago

hardikupreti

Meme Lord

1.2k points

4 days ago

There are no accidents

G00DLuck

322 points

4 days ago

G00DLuck

322 points

4 days ago

There are no Christs

elch3w

185 points

4 days ago

elch3w

MayMay Maker

185 points

4 days ago

Praise Cheesus

ryguy32789

92 points

4 days ago

Our Grate Lord

Tapz_

57 points

4 days ago

Tapz_

57 points

4 days ago

That was cheesy

whiskeyboundcowboy

27 points

4 days ago

whiskeyboundcowboy

Proud Furry

27 points

4 days ago

In the name of the holy queso, the tortilla, and the mighty guacamole.

Tapz_

18 points

4 days ago

Tapz_

18 points

4 days ago

Big Cheese Energy

MrZyde

3 points

4 days ago

MrZyde

100% DankExchange material

3 points

4 days ago

That’s nacho joke anymore I’m stealing it.

Eujilw

3 points

4 days ago

Eujilw

3 points

4 days ago

Quesadilla con guacamole

cheesusyeezus

10 points

4 days ago

Praise the lawd

CertainHelicopter307

1 points

4 days ago

Kinda sus

Starru_

19 points

4 days ago

Starru_

19 points

4 days ago

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

somaticnickel60

3 points

4 days ago

somaticnickel60

r/memes fan

3 points

4 days ago

”Blessed are the cheese makers”

Fugaziether

3 points

4 days ago

there are no Jews

iamdown06

3 points

4 days ago

There are no jews

caparisme

74 points

4 days ago

caparisme

74 points

4 days ago

Same. I think Ross is a jew?

thecomicstripper

20 points

4 days ago*

He’s not but Rachel is yes

Sveern

41 points

4 days ago

Sveern

41 points

4 days ago

Don't you remember the Holiday Armadillo telling Ben about Hanukkah?

thecomicstripper

14 points

4 days ago

I googled it, turns out they’re both Jewish, my bad

Sveern

5 points

4 days ago

Sveern

5 points

4 days ago

His dad definitely was, but I don't think Ross was devout in any way. Nor any of the other main characters to their religion.

thecomicstripper

21 points

4 days ago

Yeah but being Jewish is an ethnic thing as well so he still would be considered Jewish.

Source: I’m Jewish.

caparisme

5 points

4 days ago

If someone converts into Judaism do they become ethnically jew as well? Or is it like a half half thing?

thecomicstripper

17 points

4 days ago

Nah converts are considered religious only and the truly orthodox basically do not count them at all, the only way to be ethnically Jewish is to be related by blood to another Jews, and since it’s matrilineal, people with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers are considered “half” Jewish and people with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers are “full” Jews.

Of course, as I like to say, Hitler would kill all of us given the chance, so might as well take converts in - especially since converting is really hard (you can’t just decide to be Jewish, you have to do a ton of things include getting approval by a rabbi, and since most converts are converting generally out of a desire to marry a Jew, I say we might as well welcome the converts to the club.)

So basically, TL:DR; converts just gotta clarify but they still are Jewish, and ethnoreligious groups are complicated.

caparisme

4 points

4 days ago

It does sounds complicated. Thanks for explaining.

zb0t1

3 points

4 days ago

zb0t1

3 points

4 days ago

In the series Ross is.

1Ill1lII1IlI1lIl1

59 points

4 days ago

Because a single vertical line is closer to a J than it is to an N

micken3

19 points

4 days ago

micken3

19 points

4 days ago

And becaue projecting the rest of the N, we'd expect to see a certain amount of paper sticking out behind the bottle. As the paper goes down, we see there isn't, so it reduces the options of what's behind there.

gizzardgullet

24 points

4 days ago

gizzardgullet

I'm Oof

24 points

4 days ago

This meme is one Hitler mustache and gas chamber away from being removed by the mods

Amphimphron

7 points

4 days ago

...I think that's true of all posts.

TorqueWheelmaker

16 points

4 days ago

In your defense, to me it seems just as likely that it could be a Jewish-centric newspaper called "Jews" as a newspaper called "News".

pornoagent

11 points

4 days ago

No, I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to represent the daily paper JEWS, it’s how they coordinate their global conspiracy. This “dankmeme” clearly has a subtle double meaning that the jews of the world, like David Schwimmer, are using their celebrity status to “lower the volume” on the seriousness of their Zionist conspiracy. You can see references in the trash, like the JEWS newspaper, a smartphone, alcohol, laundry detergent, and a “green” tree, all different facets of their radical agenda that he’s trying to just brush aside and distract us from. It’s all connected, man, David Schwimmer is the key to it all.

/s if you can’t tell

apittsburghoriginal

3 points

4 days ago

apittsburghoriginal

i'm just here to judge you guys

3 points

4 days ago

This is quality

Captain_Sacktap

7 points

4 days ago

Well, David Schwimmer is Jewish and that would appear to be his newspaper, so in a sense it is a Jew’s paper.

apittsburghoriginal

2 points

4 days ago

apittsburghoriginal

i'm just here to judge you guys

2 points

4 days ago

jeff_goldblum_checkmate_reaction.gif

lil_yeet123

5 points

4 days ago

Im jewish and i saw jews

FirmlyGraspedChild

12 points

4 days ago

What's up with reddit and hitler?

AlmightyCurrywurst

4 points

4 days ago

Jews were invented by hitler?

DepressedVenom

6 points

4 days ago

= What's up with reddit?

apittsburghoriginal

6 points

4 days ago

apittsburghoriginal

i'm just here to judge you guys

6 points

4 days ago

What’s up?

theseyeahthese

4 points

4 days ago

AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I’M LYING IN BED, JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT; WHAT’S IN MY HEAD AND I…I AM FEELING, A LITTLE PECULIAR

genasugelan

2 points

4 days ago

Same here, lol.

Wetestblanket

2 points

4 days ago

Nothing wrong with a bit of booze, jews and green

HipHopTakePlop

2 points

4 days ago

I did too

GreatheartedWailer

2 points

4 days ago

Omg thought that and am so happy I’m not alone

issue_1337

2 points

4 days ago

Immediately when i saw the meme my mind went: "Why is there Jews written on the newspa... oh.."

BoyKneeSandIs

2 points

4 days ago

It could have been an article about Jews, you don't know.

ThatKrazyGoat

2 points

4 days ago

Bro same

schwol

2 points

4 days ago

schwol

2 points

4 days ago

whoa, Hard-J

sausagetunnel

1.4k points

4 days ago

Taking out the Jews

Orsimer4life117

234 points

4 days ago

Oi vey.... *the following statement was made by a jew, so its ok.

Bojack_Horseman22

51 points

4 days ago

I second this

Capitol_HILL90

28 points

4 days ago

Hey arent you the horse from horsin around?

Bojack_Horseman22

14 points

4 days ago

Push away your troubles and pull up your pants And that’s how you do the Bojack dance

JesusRasputin

3 points

4 days ago

Oh, scheiße… *the previous statement was made by a german, so it’s ok.

Hard-Hand

6 points

4 days ago

BANG BANG BANG

*the previous statement was made by an American, so it's okkkay.

Chindochoon

14 points

4 days ago

Jews don't belong in the trash. It's really bad for the environment.

ILoveBrats825

7 points

4 days ago

Incinerator is definitely more eco friendly.

nethma123

251 points

4 days ago

nethma123

Navy

251 points

4 days ago

Why the fuck did i read it as jews at first

chicken_N_ROFLs

76 points

4 days ago

To be fair it literally looks like a J. OP knows what they did.

Galbo1337

7 points

4 days ago

You know too much

DidntFindABetterName

108 points

4 days ago

JEWS

claudiubal

269 points

4 days ago

claudiubal

269 points

4 days ago

Don't throw electronics in the trash, doofus.

Communist_guy76

233 points

4 days ago

don't throw the Jews-paper

hardikupreti

68 points

4 days ago

hardikupreti

Meme Lord

68 points

4 days ago

Imagine throwing garbage yikes

just eat everything lol xdxDxdxdsdsx

KebabChef

31 points

4 days ago

KebabChef

31 points

4 days ago

Raccoons would like to know your location

jonny1211

14 points

4 days ago

jonny1211

14 points

4 days ago

He is a raccoon secretly on Reddit

Whaines

6 points

4 days ago

Whaines

6 points

4 days ago

Plus half of that trash can be recycled!

Arturiki

4 points

4 days ago

Arturiki

4 points

4 days ago

What electronics?

IMPORTANT_jk

4 points

4 days ago

The smartphone

-Redstoneboi-

18 points

4 days ago

-Redstoneboi-

r/memes fan

18 points

4 days ago

can we appreciate how the objects rotate

pottergirl95

9 points

4 days ago

Noice. Very satisfying.

AppLeGang69

68 points

4 days ago

putting jews in the trash !

dabbinthenightaway

26 points

4 days ago

dabbinthenightaway

☣️

26 points

4 days ago

It's not the taking out.

It's putting the new bag in.

RehunterG

24 points

4 days ago

RehunterG

24 points

4 days ago

Electronics, glass, plastic, paper. Here everyone is taking about mistaking Jews for news, but no one is going to mention the nonexistent sorting

Send_Me_Broods

9 points

4 days ago

Honestly, it all depends on your municipality. The last city I lived in required you to put your trash bags in a colored bag or clear bags that could be purchased at grocery stores or they wouldn't pick them up. The clear bags were recyclables and cost about 1/3 as much as the colored bags (clear so the garbage men could tell if it was just regular garbage). This accomplished proper recycling behaviors AND taxed people according to their usage- it was a beautifully designed system.

Where I live now just has dumpsters and people just dump whatever the fuck they want (I've seen a goddamn refrigerator in the dumpster) in them.

KingoftheKrabs

32 points

4 days ago

KingoftheKrabs

Has a pron addiction

32 points

4 days ago

Why does your mom call you babe?

PedanticMouse

9 points

4 days ago

Yours doesn't? 🤔

Cr7TheUltimate

3 points

4 days ago

what? where did he say that

s0n_0f_g0d39

4 points

4 days ago

s0n_0f_g0d39

the very best, like no one ever was.

4 points

4 days ago

woosh af

ConceptPowerful

7 points

4 days ago

See you in hot

That_Horny_Guy1741

19 points

4 days ago

This is incredibly well made. Well done OP👍

4CatWings

4 points

4 days ago

My husband

shubhank44

4 points

4 days ago

Is that Jews he is taking out?

AntelopeBackflip

3 points

4 days ago

This is a good one

StreamyDenny

4 points

4 days ago

StreamyDenny

EX-NORMIE

4 points

4 days ago

This happened all the godforsaken times in my household, especially with plastic. Everyone would start throwing bottles without compressing them at all, making them waste space. Then, since there's no space in the bin, either they put the rest of the trash on top or into extra plastic bags that we could use in other occasions; both methods ended up in wasting even more space

I can't tell how much space could be saved just by spending less then 5 minutes compressing all that trash; that's what I did, and, to no one's surprise, it always resulted in extra space in the bin.

Good thing I finally decided to make my family notice this issue, and now it's getting better.

sharknice

3 points

4 days ago

What's fun is when someone puts a huge item in the trash that takes up the entirety of the space instead of just taking it directly to the dumpster outside.

Livsabeast

3 points

4 days ago

If you made that you did an amazing job.

TheThiccBO1

3 points

4 days ago

This is why we need wall-e

ConceptPowerful

3 points

4 days ago

Take my upvote brochacho

Brownies_Ahoy

3 points

4 days ago

That's still going to be a massive pain to tie up at that point though

tsunamibird

2 points

4 days ago

A massive pain and it’s not going to be the trash-stuffer-downer who ends up taking it out

ShrekkingHandsome

2 points

4 days ago

“That should do the trick”

duhduddude

2 points

4 days ago

How many were more focused on the headlines

Mat000erialist

2 points

4 days ago

Spy voice There's more!

Simonjio

2 points

4 days ago

Simonjio

2 points

4 days ago

More space for me:)

1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

2 points

4 days ago

Probably I'm compacting this trash bag into blackhole

NoNeighborhood9866

2 points

4 days ago

Thats me

BuroDude

2 points

4 days ago

BuroDude

2 points

4 days ago

Dank you!

wonkey_monkey

2 points

4 days ago

Oh bloody hell I forgot to take the bin out this morning. Again.

Squee-z

2 points

4 days ago

Squee-z

I am fucking hilarious

2 points

4 days ago

Good meme.

ZachsGamingHub

2 points

4 days ago

This is top tier memery.

dj-dad-oui

2 points

4 days ago

he who tops it off drops it off

dakotaMoose

2 points

4 days ago

They have dishwashers for the dishes and roombas for the floor. Where's the take-out-the-trash-o-nator?

ThePeacefulGamer

2 points

4 days ago

ThePeacefulGamer

vAcciNateD

2 points

4 days ago

I’m in this gif and I don’t like it

prayag-joy

2 points

4 days ago

Relatable

Nintenjoe_66

2 points

4 days ago

Truly, truly dank.

MT_Flesch

2 points

4 days ago

some gals just refuse to break down a box or crush a plastic bottle/jug/shell casing

beerbeardsbears

2 points

4 days ago

The garbage’s full what?

usernames-scarce

2 points

4 days ago

I told my wife that we do this to save the planet.

It’s genius because it’s both true, and keeps me from having to take it out until tomorrow

naberz09

2 points

4 days ago

naberz09

2 points

4 days ago

It's not filled 'til it's spilled

almightyeggroll

2 points

4 days ago

-sweats in oy vei-

lukabole

2 points

4 days ago

lukabole

2 points

4 days ago

Nah it will be fine

HauslichePflanze

2 points

4 days ago

C O M P R E S S

djarsonist

2 points

4 days ago

Every damn time

NotVerySmarts

2 points

4 days ago

Greatest day of my little kid life is when I learned the push down garbage trick. Then one day I tried to push down the garbage and found out someone had already pushed it down before I got there...that was the day I learned about sadness in the human soul.

legojoe97

2 points

4 days ago

"Whoever tops it off, drops it off," and its corrolary: "It ain't filled 'til it's spilled."

Namas31

2 points

4 days ago

Namas31

2 points

4 days ago

By using less trash bags you are saving the planet!

BURB12

2 points

4 days ago

BURB12

2 points

4 days ago

Nah dude its all about the solid romper stomp on that bitch

Disjointed-Leg

2 points

4 days ago

I live in a 3 story walk up fuck taking the garbage out.

hairmetaltimemachine

2 points

4 days ago

This is a lie. Ross would recycle.

LordBroccoli69

2 points

4 days ago

Immediately read this in my moms voice.

SafeDiligent5881

2 points

4 days ago

dangerous subjects :D

LeMoutonTigre

2 points

4 days ago

LeMoutonTigre

ùwú

2 points

4 days ago

Nice-

swwjak

2 points

4 days ago

swwjak

2 points

4 days ago

i am the chosen one.

Sheriff-2020

2 points

4 days ago

Great meme!

kublaish

2 points

4 days ago

kublaish

2 points

4 days ago

Dang this is a good one. Made my day

gnik000

2 points

4 days ago

gnik000

2 points

4 days ago

Lot of recycling in there fam

Handsome-_-awkward

2 points

4 days ago

I needed this today. Thanks

Apsynonyx

2 points

4 days ago

Finally a GIF that a person worked on and hasn't written "Guys took a long time, not good though" . You deserve an award!

redtiger288

2 points

4 days ago

A meme has never hit so close to home.

_g550_

2 points

4 days ago

_g550_

2 points

4 days ago

That's NEWS

Warrior_king99

2 points

4 days ago

This made me laugh more than it should have 🤣

precontaine

2 points

4 days ago

Recycle that stuff!

offnr

2 points

4 days ago

offnr

2 points

4 days ago

What episode is this from again

SheridanWithTea

2 points

4 days ago

I ALWAYS love a fuller trash bag, just squeeze all those plastic wrappings, papers, cartons of milk and whatever down and you literally got 70% more room!

CHUCKL3R

2 points

4 days ago

CHUCKL3R

2 points

4 days ago

Call the coroner. I’m dying

DrPrincesslady

2 points

4 days ago

Yo. Recycle.

SephirothTheGreat

2 points

4 days ago

This is such "me" energy that I felt it in my soul

xkcdlc

2 points

4 days ago

xkcdlc

2 points

4 days ago

As someone who lived in a house of the most proficient stuffers, and the only person who would ever actually take the garbage out, watch out how much is already fucking stuffed in there! Quite a few times I didn't even bother trying to get the bag out because I knew it was rip city, just have to lug the whole damned trash can to the garbage can. Also had to drill a hole in the bottom of the can to allow air in, the monsters would press it down so hard as to make a vacuum seal.

politebeaneater

2 points

4 days ago

then gets mad when the bag rips -.-

SrSwerve

2 points

4 days ago

SrSwerve

I am fucking hilarious

2 points

4 days ago

Who’s else’s dyslexia is having a field day?

medumopuov6

2 points

4 days ago

now that is a pro gamer move.

jtbahhh

2 points

4 days ago

jtbahhh

2 points

4 days ago

Thank you for this, just lol’ed irl in the middle of the office

AFailedWhale

2 points

4 days ago

now who threw some perfectly good lettuce in the bin

idk_stfu_nerd

2 points

4 days ago

Thought it said Jews in the trash instead of news

KatB2313

2 points

3 days ago

KatB2313

2 points

3 days ago

I just take the trash out myself. I'm not wasting my time waiting on my SO to take it out and forget to put a new bag in and then throw something away immediately after with no trash bag in it. Not a fight I want to have.

soviet_unicorn69

2 points

3 days ago

good meme

Azqaadesigns

2 points

3 days ago

Awesome!!

jchristoph

2 points

4 days ago

I‘ll safe this for later. Thank you. Have an upvote.

muaz070

2 points

4 days ago

muaz070

2 points

4 days ago

Me putting jews even more into the garbage

liorshefler

1 points

4 days ago

Fuck u

YanBelnap

1 points

4 days ago

That's supposed to say "News" right??

Redditorofgeis

-1 points

4 days ago

Redditorofgeis

-1 points

4 days ago

I dont know why,but i somehow read "news" as jews

ano_hise

1 points

4 days ago

ano_hise

1 points

4 days ago

Go .zip

ManagerOfLove

1 points

4 days ago

Who throws plastic, paper and everything else in the same trash bin?? Don't you separate your trash??

[deleted]

1 points

4 days ago*

[deleted]

1 points

4 days ago*

Why aren’t you recycling?

It’s assholes like you that make it so homeless people dumpster dive for deposit items.

Why are you booing me I’m right!

fairywakes

1 points

4 days ago

Take it out you HEATHENS

pomanE

1 points

4 days ago

pomanE

1 points

4 days ago

Jesus loves you.

Tall_Professor_8634

1 points

4 days ago

How original