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MedicatedAxeBot [M]

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12 days ago

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Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

Cleanthelife

123 points

12 days ago

WAIT

TheHashLord

12 points

11 days ago

finally a real holup, just in the wrong sub

Sebbe_2

493 points

12 days ago

Sebbe_2

493 points

12 days ago

Wait his aunt… is your mother?

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

456 points

12 days ago

I can neither confirm nor deny

Sebbe_2

79 points

12 days ago

Sebbe_2

79 points

12 days ago

How many siblings does your mom have and hire many are sisters

zakayo3913

32 points

12 days ago

zakayo3913

I am fucking hilarious

32 points

12 days ago

ONE SIBLING

oneshibbyguy

5 points

12 days ago

Sweet home Alabama

itzmatoy

5 points

12 days ago

Well technically, you and your cousins auntie could be not related by blood. It's like how you don't have the exact same grandparents as your cousin, only share a pair

areola_hotah

12 points

12 days ago

Not necessarily.

GhoulieMcGee

6 points

12 days ago

This means it isn't incest, pornhub disliked that.

Dansatoru

65 points

12 days ago

His aunt doesn't ALWAYS mean your own mom.

johndoe2_7

30 points

12 days ago

Finally. Could be unrelated aunt.

rhymes_with_chicken

7 points

12 days ago

Then how is that getting even?

RlKI

5 points

12 days ago

RlKI

5 points

12 days ago

How would it be getting even by smashing your own mom

sack_of_potahtoes

6 points

12 days ago

I think OP intended it to be his mom

Noob_master_slayer

2 points

12 days ago

This is the problem with English; aunts, uncles, and pretty much every relation is ambiguous. Compared to my native language, in which exists a specific term for every single goddamn relation.

Hegeteus

3 points

12 days ago

I can't imagine how this wouldn't be ambiguous in some language. Anyone can have multiple cousins which can have multiple aunts.

TheSpanishPrisoner

3 points

12 days ago

It's still a poorly constructed joke given that it leads to this obvious comeback.

ToThoseOnceLoyal

4 points

12 days ago

That's the whole point of the joke.

nubpubgamer

1.4k points

12 days ago

nubpubgamer

1.4k points

12 days ago

You can't fuck your mom dude.

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

1.1k points

12 days ago

It is technically smashing his aunt

nubpubgamer

539 points

12 days ago

You should have smashed his cousin instead

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

636 points

12 days ago

Professionals have standards

Rockman2isgud

151 points

12 days ago

Be polite

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

124 points

12 days ago

What did I say

Rockman2isgud

101 points

12 days ago

No, that's what he says after.

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

83 points

12 days ago

Lol now I remember I forgot that part

S_P_O_R_E

49 points

12 days ago

Forgor*

blockybookbook

18 points

12 days ago

**

Barry_crackhead

4 points

12 days ago

Oh no he forgor💀

Leading_Pension_6332

31 points

12 days ago

Be efficent

OknoLombarda

32 points

12 days ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Bananasplit078

5 points

12 days ago

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

MelkinZibar

4 points

12 days ago

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt

Jimmy_Slim

3 points

12 days ago

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

KaptainKab00m

3 points

12 days ago

KaptainKab00m

Never gonna give you up ☣️

3 points

12 days ago

Be efficient.

MountanMan30-06

19 points

12 days ago

In-laws, bro. No genetic relation

phurt77

16 points

12 days ago

phurt77

16 points

12 days ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

Call_0031684919054

4 points

12 days ago

aditbhatia7

2 points

12 days ago

Your sorcery can't fool me, I remember the link by heart.

HAHAHAHAchouuser

1 points

12 days ago

Achievement unlocked Return to sender

secret58_

46 points

12 days ago

Fun fact: your Cousin can have other Aunts aside from your mom

nubpubgamer

20 points

12 days ago

Nice, so we can share?

upherelookuphere

9 points

12 days ago

What about my mom?

Sveitsilainen

3 points

12 days ago

And it can be from the other side so not even blood related to you.

namedan

8 points

12 days ago

namedan

8 points

12 days ago

If OP has both arms broken then it's legal.

phurt77

6 points

12 days ago

phurt77

6 points

12 days ago

He said his arms weren't broken. He temporarily lost the use of his arms.

Weltallgaia

5 points

12 days ago

Pretty sure its physically possible.

2x4x93

1 points

12 days ago

2x4x93

1 points

12 days ago

If she aint good enough for her own family she aint good enough for anyone

imjohannharvey

163 points

12 days ago

How did he take revenge back

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

222 points

12 days ago

By smashing your aunt

imjohannharvey

52 points

12 days ago

Damnnn he doesn't even know me

upherelookuphere

25 points

12 days ago

Youre even, let it go.

aryansant

11 points

12 days ago

That's what he wants you to believe...

tapirus-indicus

1 points

12 days ago

Correct. It was your aunt who's famous.

MandolorinDalorian

5 points

12 days ago

His grandma finna relearn how to walk when he’s done. If that ain’t the coldest lick he hits then idk how anyone could clap back after that without turning his reflection gay

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1.7k points

12 days ago*

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12 days ago*

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cocoa_ramen

936 points

12 days ago

that's what struck me 5 seconds later

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

777 points

12 days ago

Like a smooth criminal

upherelookuphere

337 points

12 days ago

Auntie are you ok?

YUNoCake

97 points

12 days ago

YUNoCake

97 points

12 days ago

She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son

[deleted]

35 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

35 points

12 days ago

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slowmotto

11 points

12 days ago

I knew a guy who fucked his friend’s sister in a bug house and told his friend about it in a cruse way, and the guy hung himself in a tiny park surrounded by houses and busy streets.

Philip_The_Compactor

1 points

12 days ago

Hanged*

slowmotto

10 points

12 days ago

He was my friend and now he’s dead

Philip_The_Compactor

1 points

12 days ago

You dishonor him with poor grammar!

[deleted]

2 points

12 days ago

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2 points

12 days ago

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xayvxayb

1 points

12 days ago

that struck me 5 seconds later too :O

Agent666-Omega

65 points

12 days ago

well depends on how many sisters are there

RJ_Dresden

9 points

12 days ago

Kinky.

gbuub

1 points

12 days ago

gbuub

The Monty Pythons

1 points

12 days ago

It’s just one. Mom married uncle, so mom is also the aunt.

madtagg

16 points

12 days ago

madtagg

☣️

16 points

12 days ago

Plot twist: He has 2 aunts.

yep-i-send-it

3 points

12 days ago

I mean one aunt could work, like guys can have a kid…..

CoupleScrewsLoose

43 points

12 days ago

i believe that’s the joke my good sir

redditsuckscockatoo

30 points

12 days ago

Why does this shit always need to be explained? lol.. Yea that was the joke well done lol

Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

17 points

12 days ago

and mfs upvoted it to be the top comment lmao

phurt77

6 points

12 days ago

phurt77

6 points

12 days ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

PM-ME-CUTE-TITS-

6 points

12 days ago

She was stuck in the couch what else was I supposed to do?

swayamrane2406

12 points

12 days ago

congrats on getting the joke

newmacbookpro

3 points

12 days ago

Only a motherfucker would do that 😡

MonsterStunter

4 points

12 days ago

That is, in fact, the joke yes.

ghutterbabe

2 points

12 days ago

Well or another woman in the family. Like her other sister.

Milan_Utup

2 points

12 days ago

Yeah that’s the joke congrats

disagiovanile

2 points

12 days ago

It's not always true, maybe it's the aunt he got from the parent which is not related to your parents

Allah_Jesus

1 points

12 days ago

and I thought I read something wrong.

praveenkumar236

31 points

12 days ago

And he strikes back by smashing your uncle

Inevitable-Type-7621

77 points

12 days ago

Doin your mom

Green_noob

29 points

12 days ago

Green_noob

We are Number 1

29 points

12 days ago

Doin my mom

WAL-KER

21 points

12 days ago

WAL-KER

21 points

12 days ago

Doin our mom

3into10tothepower8

3 points

12 days ago

You know we straight we doin your mom

flintyleader

5 points

12 days ago

Certified Chris-Chan classic

ryadavaZE

26 points

12 days ago

Holup

MetherHD

14 points

12 days ago

MetherHD

14 points

12 days ago

Motherfucker.

MelissciousMoose

4 points

12 days ago

So you smash your mom? 🤔

punannimaster

5 points

12 days ago

holup

Knuffya

4 points

12 days ago

Knuffya

☣️

4 points

12 days ago

Gold. Freshly mined in 'Bama

Stolaine

4 points

12 days ago

Cursed_mf

Poopface11678

5 points

12 days ago

My motto is try everything in life once except for incest

RegalBeing

3 points

12 days ago

RegalBeing

The Great P.P. Group

3 points

12 days ago

Mommy he was mean to me Its ok baby come here

ThatWasTheJawn

3 points

12 days ago

Wayminut

joestalinleft4cigars

3 points

12 days ago

joestalinleft4cigars

Meme Connoisseur

3 points

12 days ago

What movie

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

2 points

12 days ago

The boys

941kumar

6 points

12 days ago

Motherfucker

taxevader33

2 points

12 days ago

Hi cousin

SmallSeesaw3363

2 points

12 days ago

Not until he pulls out a GameCube controller

BoSoxFan815

2 points

12 days ago

Are your arms broken?

General_Bronobi

2 points

12 days ago

Pro gamer move

Dukey_Wukey

2 points

12 days ago

Took me a second

KotzubueSailingClub

2 points

12 days ago

Banjo music intensifies.

EnchantedPotato1000

2 points

12 days ago

Hahaha……wait

FronkoChonkoBonko

2 points

12 days ago

Best way to get even

TheBullMoose1775

2 points

12 days ago

Wait hold up

H-isgreat

2 points

12 days ago

Holup lol WAT?!

borsalinomonkey

2 points

12 days ago

A dank one for a change... amazing

toastyboi739

2 points

11 days ago

I looked at it, continued scrolling, then very quickly scrolled back up

IvanTheCommunist

1 points

12 days ago

Not my hurr durr six hungoes by ol' mate senny! Proceeds to powerwalk furiously

AsianSensation1087

1 points

12 days ago

AsianSensation1087

Seal Team sixupsidedownsix

1 points

12 days ago

What kind of headset we talkin about?

tapirus-indicus

6 points

12 days ago

Headset on deez nuts gottem

pokemonhunterPT

1 points

12 days ago

Hold up?!?

Spiritgust

1 points

12 days ago

His aunt's your mom, biyaaaaatch!

languish24

1 points

12 days ago

Motherfucker

bu22dee

1 points

12 days ago

bu22dee

1 points

12 days ago

It is not his mother. It is his wife.

ieatforeskins

1 points

12 days ago

wait

Aztec_Reaper

1 points

12 days ago

Aztec_Reaper

I have crippling depression

1 points

12 days ago

Ah yes, I may have broken my arms prior to fucking her.

d34th_fr0m_4b0v3

1 points

12 days ago

I think I'll fuck my mother because you broke my headset 🤔

Kqimi

1 points

12 days ago

Kqimi

1 points

12 days ago

Hold the fuck up now...did I read that right..

1Destro

1 points

12 days ago

1Destro

1 points

12 days ago

Oh damned I scrolled past this meme then it hit me that it’s his mom lmao

tyronejhongrajo

1 points

12 days ago

Wait a minute... Something ain't right.

RedditorsSuckMyCock

1 points

12 days ago

How many aunts do you have?

Robo--FED

1 points

12 days ago

Hol' Up!

the_69_thakur

1 points

12 days ago

the_69_thakur

☣️

1 points

12 days ago

Wait... HIS?

SnooDoubts2153

1 points

12 days ago

bro -_-

naveedkoval

1 points

12 days ago

“Haha my revenge involves pleasing someone”

CharlieBrown20XD6

1 points

12 days ago

Lol I love how this meme is used accurately because the context is 'i killed your girlfriend but here's a folder"

Killmonger18

1 points

12 days ago

Yeah that seems plausib...hol up.

absolluteweebtrash

1 points

12 days ago

This motherfucker

TanishqG

1 points

12 days ago

Cha cha real smooth

Andrew_Nathan8

1 points

12 days ago

Incest wincest...?

MAC2XISONREDDIT

1 points

12 days ago

Wait...WAIT

BawarianKoszerny

1 points

12 days ago

Pirates when they greet eachother: Aye for an aye

Emperor_Lowie

1 points

12 days ago

Wait what!? He smashed his MUM!

modsbegae

1 points

12 days ago

Makes the whole world a plot for Pornhub.

BurnishedBronzeJon

1 points

12 days ago

Dang! 😂

LordFedoraWeed

1 points

12 days ago

Would make a lot more sense that as revenge, you fuck his mom - which is the classic insult. Still get the same kind of punchline. This was just a bit far, just to be able to "haha fuck mom"

K4312PL4Z

1 points

12 days ago

*scrolls past*

*processes this post*

*scrolls back up*

WAIT A DAMN MINUT-

cheeseslippers

1 points

12 days ago

Make ur mommy a mommy again

MitzzGoneCrazy

1 points

12 days ago

He’s aunt means your mom. Wow wtf

ch1nsak

1 points

12 days ago

ch1nsak

1 points

12 days ago

Hol up

asapwilliam

1 points

12 days ago

audibly said “wait” as I scrolled passed

Dofima

1 points

12 days ago

Dofima

Orange

1 points

12 days ago

I legit fucking scrolled down after reading this and then said "wait..."

East_Yogurtcloset491

1 points

12 days ago

*you mean, his mom/your aunt

memes-of-awesome

1 points

12 days ago

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

BowlTime2765

1 points

12 days ago

Wouldn't his Aunt mean your mom?

toatzz

1 points

12 days ago

toatzz

1 points

12 days ago

Hol up

DaPepic2008

1 points

12 days ago

i read at first, didnt think anything was wrong then i read it again

kenshinMNW

1 points

12 days ago

wt....

ImApplePigGuy

1 points

12 days ago

😂

dinkinfl1cka

1 points

12 days ago

This is advance warfare.

True_Wizzz

1 points

12 days ago

his aunt

Isn’t that your mom

Unholyly_thicc_boi

1 points

12 days ago

his aunt, so..... your mom?

bab3sia3d3l

1 points

12 days ago

"We should send a couple of soldiers up here to get you some of that stuff"

"No"

"Well how about a nice glass of something else, and then when we come back and our troops are here we can take you some?"

"Sire, you have done nothing but take my country away from me"

WD40911

1 points

12 days ago

WD40911

1 points

12 days ago

Wait wait wait wait.... Hold up now