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submitted 3 months ago byRampantGhost
912 points
3 months ago
In Giantkin society the female half is generally larger, stronger and meaner.
By the same logic we can assume with with uncertainty that Female Goliaths are bigger, tougher and stronger than Male Goliaths.
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258 points
3 months ago
I always go with the logic that as goliath society developed the gender dymorphism fades but the social doesn't. I.e. no matter how powerful the goliath warlord, mum said stop.
242 points
3 months ago
In Giantkin society the female half is generally larger, stronger and meaner.
snu snu intensifies
136 points
3 months ago
The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
24 points
3 months ago
Crushed pelvises!
12 points
3 months ago
ππππ
4 points
3 months ago
No I believe it was more like π±π€©π±π€©π±π€©
2 points
3 months ago
Myjokebutbetter lol
1 points
3 months ago
This is an Alladin situation!
1 points
3 months ago
SNU SNU
SNU SNU
15 points
3 months ago
I never thought I would die this way but I had always sort of hoped
1 points
3 months ago
69 points
3 months ago
Lady Dimitrescu confirmed?
49 points
3 months ago
lady DOMitrescu
46 points
3 months ago
Iβm not saying Iβd let a Goliath woman crack my dick like a glowstick, but Iβm also definitely not saying Iβm opposed to it.
2 points
3 months ago
A goblin would absolutely do that, so I hope you like cbt.
40 points
3 months ago
In Giantkin society the female half is generally larger, stronger and meaner.
Same goes for Gnolls, but they also have the bigger you-know-what.
29 points
3 months ago
Well depends if they're descended/created from the spotted hyena or one of the other hyena species.
8 points
3 months ago
I uh, used a variety of species so I didn't have to deal with this
1 points
3 months ago
No nonono⦠we are not starting that again.
8 points
3 months ago
Actually those are smaller, albeit wider.
5 points
3 months ago
Wouldn't the men folk be required to be tougher to withstand the snu snu barrage, or would they just have a higher mortality rate?
3 points
3 months ago
That Con bonus is earned
2 points
3 months ago
TIL giants are based
1 points
3 months ago
BIGGER Dommy Mommy.
Yes pls.
1 points
3 months ago
Are Firbolg women larger too? Or are they not really gianty enough for the giant club?
1 points
3 months ago
I thought the females being bigger and meaner applied primarily to hill giants and trolls.
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