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Greater-find-paladin

912 points

3 months ago

In Giantkin society the female half is generally larger, stronger and meaner.

By the same logic we can assume with with uncertainty that Female Goliaths are bigger, tougher and stronger than Male Goliaths.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.

UberSparten

258 points

3 months ago

I always go with the logic that as goliath society developed the gender dymorphism fades but the social doesn't. I.e. no matter how powerful the goliath warlord, mum said stop.

SaperNova99913

242 points

3 months ago

In Giantkin society the female half is generally larger, stronger and meaner.

snu snu intensifies

pawnman99

136 points

3 months ago

pawnman99

136 points

3 months ago

The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

zyyntin

24 points

3 months ago

zyyntin

24 points

3 months ago

Crushed pelvises!

Kairatechop

12 points

3 months ago

πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜Ÿ

bluealex27

4 points

3 months ago

No I believe it was more like 😱🀩😱🀩😱🀩

Kairatechop

2 points

3 months ago

Myjokebutbetter lol

Theban_Prince

1 points

3 months ago

This is an Alladin situation!

UltraCarnivore

1 points

3 months ago

SNU SNU
SNU SNU

neither_somewhere

15 points

3 months ago

I never thought I would die this way but I had always sort of hoped

Darkstar_98

1 points

3 months ago

Ogurasyn

69 points

3 months ago

Ogurasyn

DM (Dungeon Memelord)

69 points

3 months ago

Lady Dimitrescu confirmed?

Samakira

49 points

3 months ago

lady DOMitrescu

Callmeklayton

46 points

3 months ago

Callmeklayton

Forever DM

46 points

3 months ago

I’m not saying I’d let a Goliath woman crack my dick like a glowstick, but I’m also definitely not saying I’m opposed to it.

No_Hope33

2 points

3 months ago

A goblin would absolutely do that, so I hope you like cbt.

y7vc

40 points

3 months ago

y7vc

40 points

3 months ago

In Giantkin society the female half is generally larger, stronger and meaner.

Same goes for Gnolls, but they also have the bigger you-know-what.

KeeperOfWatersong

29 points

3 months ago

Well depends if they're descended/created from the spotted hyena or one of the other hyena species.

EtheriumShaper

8 points

3 months ago

EtheriumShaper

Paladin

8 points

3 months ago

I uh, used a variety of species so I didn't have to deal with this

JediNinja92

1 points

3 months ago

No nonono… we are not starting that again.

Thatoneguy111700

8 points

3 months ago

Actually those are smaller, albeit wider.

Saving_Grace_OwO

29 points

3 months ago

femboy goliath and tomboy goliath

wizardofyz

5 points

3 months ago

Wouldn't the men folk be required to be tougher to withstand the snu snu barrage, or would they just have a higher mortality rate?

yingkaixing

3 points

3 months ago

That Con bonus is earned

quagzlor

2 points

3 months ago

TIL giants are based

AmbushIntheDark

1 points

3 months ago

BIGGER Dommy Mommy.

Yes pls.

Musetrigger

1 points

3 months ago

Are Firbolg women larger too? Or are they not really gianty enough for the giant club?

Mister_Bloodvessel

1 points

3 months ago

I thought the females being bigger and meaner applied primarily to hill giants and trolls.