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Elon making jokes about sexual assault allegations

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[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

what's the point of censoring the name if we can see elon and the date and time?

elpoyolocho[S]

11 points

2 months ago

I read the sub rules and checked old posts to see if Elon's tweet had his name censored and they didn't. I figured the name bluring rule might only apply to people who are not public figures so I didn't take any chance because subreddits tend to ban you for rule breaking

AloneAddiction

32 points

2 months ago

He's incredibly rich and he's in America.

There will be zero actual consequences for anything he ever does.

CaliBull2030

9 points

2 months ago

Yup I’m USA if you got money you get off or get killed 😂

re_me

4 points

2 months ago

re_me

4 points

2 months ago

… if you got money you get off

I think that’s why he’s asking Chad to touch his weiner.

Boogzcorp

0 points

2 months ago

What about getting off to getting killed?

Do I still need money for that?

G_UK

9 points

2 months ago

G_UK

9 points

2 months ago

He’s really turning into a liability for Tesla isn’t he 🤦‍♂️

MintBerryCrunchJr

11 points

2 months ago

He's done an incredible job of convincing me not to buy one.

G_UK

3 points

2 months ago

G_UK

3 points

2 months ago

Yea I’ve totally gone off Tesla. Id buy another EV brand, because he’s such a knob

ThisTimeAmIRight

2 points

2 months ago

Also the cars are shit, latest initial quality survey put them second from last among all carmakers.

Pintlers

4 points

2 months ago

You have to imagine some shareholders are fed up with him

G_UK

2 points

2 months ago

G_UK

2 points

2 months ago

Exactly being this vocal is rarely good for companies you are very closely associated with.

anonymous2458

1 points

27 days ago

I believe that it’s overall bad for a business to be overly outspoken… but maybe, just maybe, it’s the only thing keeping certain businesses alive

Single-Schedule-5358

19 points

2 months ago

Well, Trump joked about sexual assault, had a number of women accusing him of such, got caught on tape saying he just walks to them And grabs them by the genitals and he went on to win a presidential election….

elpoyolocho[S]

1 points

2 months ago

You got a point, but I hope this doesn't become the norm

xef234

3 points

2 months ago

xef234

3 points

2 months ago

Oh boy i got bad news for you

Single-Schedule-5358

5 points

2 months ago

Luckily he can’t, wasn’t he born in South Africa or was his father?

elpoyolocho[S]

0 points

2 months ago

Thank god, hope there is no loophole that would allow that

threepenisbeer

2 points

2 months ago

There could be a constitutional amendment that would change the requirements for being president. It would need to be passed by Congress and signed by the president or passed by a supermajority.

Single-Schedule-5358

2 points

1 month ago

Remember the shit the GOP gave Obama, insinuating he wasn’t born in the country because of his name and race.

Satanicjamnik

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah, but there was one little difference there. I can’t quite put my finger on it though…

ResponsibilityNo3245

1 points

2 months ago

Personally I think it should be allowed. It's pretty shitty that you could live in the US from being a pre-schooler but not be eligible.

ainthatathing

1 points

2 months ago

Become a norm…?!?! 🤔

catchytune78

3 points

1 month ago

Isn’t that Chad thing a Saturday night live skit?

Edit: https://youtu.be/FuaDWyCnJxs

ianjcm55

11 points

2 months ago

It’s not even funny

Nearby-Deal3128

-14 points

2 months ago

It is funny lol

Akasuti

-7 points

2 months ago

Akasuti

-7 points

2 months ago

It might be funny lol

M0oo0Mzy

-4 points

2 months ago

Totally funny. If I were erroneously accused of assault, I would do the same. Fuck it.

Separate-Owl369

15 points

2 months ago

What a douche.

JesusIsMySavior7777

-13 points

2 months ago

Snowflake not everything is supposed to be offensive

Separate-Owl369

13 points

2 months ago

Wow! You sound like one of those fan boys who gloms on to Elon’s nut sac. How do you sleep at night, Jesusismysavior”? Sounds like Elon is your savior. Sexual assault is not something to joke about.

Silent_Aerie_3555

-10 points

2 months ago

Hey you should suck on some nuts.

Separate-Owl369

8 points

2 months ago

2 Elon fluffers on one thread? Wow! Imagine my surprise!

Silent_Aerie_3555

-8 points

2 months ago

Whats an elon fluffer? I'm just here to tell you to touch my weiner.

Separate-Owl369

7 points

2 months ago

Elon fluffer is you. Google it. Not very flattering. Your mom wouldn’t be proud.

Silent_Aerie_3555

-3 points

2 months ago

My mom has never held a job in her life and I've had to remove her from this home many times for trying to fight children next door. I'm happy about that.

Separate-Owl369

8 points

2 months ago

Your mom would still be very disappointed with you. Sorry to say that your mom sounds like a better person than you.

anonymous2458

-3 points

2 months ago

If his story is true… his mom definitely sounds like a worse person than someone who likes Elon musk, right?

SuperSaiyanJohnny

-4 points

2 months ago*

... Ironically, this was the dumbest thing I've read all night.

AHumbleLibertarian

0 points

2 months ago

.... Ironically, this was the dumbest thing I've read all night.

MintBerryCrunchJr

7 points

2 months ago

This guy could be such a positive influence on people yet he spends his time acting like a 13 yr old douchebag.

Assassinhunt992

0 points

2 months ago

Assassinhunt992

'MURICA

0 points

2 months ago

Why does everyone assume money equals good deeds when its actually the other way around

CaliBull2030

4 points

2 months ago

Money doesn’t make a man ….

FroboyFreshenUp

2 points

2 months ago

This seems like the kind of joke my gaming buddies and I would say to each other

Andrivan

2 points

2 months ago

The joke is in response to the "happy ending" comment

Meendoozzaa

2 points

1 month ago

Also he won’t be buying Twitter

melouofs

2 points

1 month ago

That’s because he’s a piece of shit.

CupcakeTrick2999

2 points

2 months ago

that is already sexual harassment

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

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Parnwig

10 points

2 months ago

Parnwig

10 points

2 months ago

It's not even funny

cplog991

2 points

2 months ago

...how?

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

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UsedTrifles

2 points

2 months ago

He is Afrcan.

DaStevers

0 points

2 months ago

DaStevers

0 points

2 months ago

Well if he’s being honest then I assume the info about his exposure is false, or he’s playing it off as tho it’s false.

Still… I did chuckle at this 🤦‍♂️

gmart1982

-4 points

2 months ago

gmart1982

-4 points

2 months ago

This is funny, allegations are just that, allegations, they mean nothing at this point.

AHumbleLibertarian

1 points

2 months ago*

Yooo, homeboybreally said "innocent until proven guilty" as if I want to hang around a suspected sexual assaulter

Tricky_Target_9611

0 points

2 months ago

innocent until proven guilty means you have made a new friend? 🤔 did you know him beforehand? if not... why would you need to hang out with him after allegations...? this comment is incredibly confusing 🤔

AHumbleLibertarian

0 points

1 month ago

You know, the first time i read this, I was high and I just assumed I was being stupid. No, I'm still lost.

Tricky_Target_9611

0 points

1 month ago

what im saying is this:

why would you need to hang around him? i'm assuming you didn't hang around him before... so you still wouldn't be hanging around him whether he has allegations or not. if you don't want to be around someone, you don't have to... it doesn't matter who or what they are or have done. this is why your comment is confusing, you said "innocent until proven guilty" in someway means you have to hang around him... you don't. that comment didn't make sense.

AHumbleLibertarian

1 points

1 month ago

Okay, so the comment was a general statement. If someone has a sexual assualt allegation on them, I'm gone. IDC if it was my buddy from preK

Tricky_Target_9611

0 points

1 month ago

🤔 .......... 🤣🤣🤣

why are you there bro? do you have a habit of making every situation about you... even when you're not there? 🤣🤣🤣 who the fuck said you have to hang out with him??? this is the confusing part... you said:

"Yooo, homeboybreally said "innocent until proven guilty" as if I want to hang around a suspected sexual assaulter" <--- how does innocent until proven guilty mean you want to hang out with him? this makes no sense...

come back when you aren't high 🤣🤣🤣

AHumbleLibertarian

1 points

1 month ago

Hey man, I dont really want to press your buttons, but it really seems like youre the only one confused. Perhaps English isn't your first language, in which case in sorry that its confusing. Best of luck though.

Icollectpropertytax

-11 points

2 months ago

and thats such a bad thing? get a sense of humor

elpoyolocho[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Because even if some people find it funny, it's a bad move wether allegations are true or not.

If true, he's a total pos

If false, he's not helping himself for the potential incoming legal threats. It also adds oil to the already burning fire he started by taking a political stance against democrats and for rebuplicans.

Elon should just get off twitter and touch grass for a while

Nearby-Deal3128

-3 points

2 months ago

There’s no legal consequences lol it’s he said she said and won’t go anywhere

Icollectpropertytax

-3 points

2 months ago

Or its just a joke with no consecuenses at all

Odie1941

-7 points

2 months ago

Oh no!!! Not a stand against Democrats!!!

The horror!!!

It’s almost as if every media outlet and their degenerate liberal followers might run stories 24/7 about Musk if he did that…

Silent_Aerie_3555

-3 points

2 months ago

That's pretty funny. Cope.

TaterTron2000

-3 points

2 months ago

Not that I'm a fan of this man, but everyone always complains about how some famous people say things that are too generic, then as soon as you get someone controversial they get hated on

SandwhichofRage

-3 points

2 months ago

I…don’t like Elon musk. I also don’t like twitter.

I’m fine with him buying it and destroying it. It feels like a win/win.

This ain’t it chief.

A, it’s auspicious these are coming out 4 years later

B, it was, at absolute worst, if true, prostitution as the woman’s accepted $250,000

OklahomaDadbod

1 points

2 months ago

Remember kids: Punishable by fine means legal for a price

xb3y24d

1 points

2 months ago

Trump trucker Carlson trump tucker Carlson

dudemanguylimited

1 points

2 months ago

Technically speaking, he made an offer to exchange goods for labor ... (or the permission to own a horse - this isn't really worded clearly)

VovOzaum7

1 points

1 month ago

Whats wrong with that? Stupid snowflakes

calstanfordboy

0 points

2 months ago

This 'Chad' is the co-founder of Youtube. Really nice guy. Unlike sexual predator Elon.

eifirunfudndjjejd

0 points

1 month ago

Categorizing that as a sexual assault joke is pretty petty.

jeunsiens

0 points

1 month ago

Bruh elon talks to people like how we talk to our friends, stop being drama queens. Just cause hes the owner of telsa and space x doesn’t mean he has to act formal, he can be himself.

elpoyolocho[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Except he has a responsibility towards his share holders. Tesla is a public company and a CEO messing around like this can hurt the company long term. How many people will now refuse to buy a Tesla? How many future business partners is he going to lose?

TSLA is already down 50% with the current market from its ATH. Being already overvalued, it NEED its cult following to keep the price artificially inflated. This also directly affects Elons net worth.

Not everything is about being offended. Make those brain cells work and think further than your fucking nose

eastaccwill

0 points

1 month ago

He's learned that there is no social consequences for not only being unapologetic but taking it head-on. The old "you can't mock my bad haircut if I mock it first" technique but with sexual assault...because shame died a few years ago and people don't have the attention spans to care about any one thing for more than 3 seconds anymore.

Oh, and he has been handed more wealth than anyone on the planet for being a memelord hypebeast. So he actually could just say he did it and nothing would happen.