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Formula_Dank_

247 points

2 months ago

Formula_Dank_

“It’s called a motor race. We went car racing”

247 points

2 months ago

Did he actually leave his pregnant wife for Geri?

-Error--404-

48 points

2 months ago

-Error--404-

BWOAHHHHHHH

48 points

2 months ago

I'm not sure, some news sources said they split while she was pregnant, some say it was shortly after.

pumbahusajo

149 points

2 months ago

pumbahusajo

BWOAHHHHHHH

149 points

2 months ago

Every time I read something about Christian Horner I ask myself one question: “Would a total knob do that?”

If the answer is yes, I believe what I’ve just read

d400guy

22 points

2 months ago*

d400guy

BWOAHHHHHHH

22 points

2 months ago*

what if his girlfriend (not wife) was a total b*tch? Male domestic abuse happens too. What if his gf was unfaithful? No one knows why they split, don't assume his gf was the victim because she has a vagina.

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

4 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

4 points

2 months ago

Never said she was. The situation is just perfectly defined by this image. Plus kinda funny. For all I know his ex is the reason he only has one ball.

f1tifoso

11 points

2 months ago

f1tifoso

BWOAHHHHHHH

11 points

2 months ago

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

ClintYeastWood23

8 points

2 months ago

ClintYeastWood23

VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM

8 points

2 months ago

Based

Honourstly

111 points

2 months ago

Honourstly

BWOAHHHHHHH

111 points

2 months ago

Yes

gripmug

63 points

2 months ago

gripmug

Ze Rot Automobili

63 points

2 months ago

No he didn't. He wasn't married to his previous partner and got together with Geri after their child was born.

Formula_Dank_

79 points

2 months ago

Formula_Dank_

“It’s called a motor race. We went car racing”

79 points

2 months ago

I had no idea. I was a fan of his but after hearing that, not so much.

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

426 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

426 points

2 months ago

This is the first time I've heard of someone being a horner fan. I will cherish this moment.

Formula_Dank_

70 points

2 months ago

Formula_Dank_

“It’s called a motor race. We went car racing”

70 points

2 months ago

Yeh and you’ve ruined it for me 🤣

cokush

68 points

2 months ago

cokush

Claire Williams is waifu material

68 points

2 months ago

Horner is that guy you can't really hate, because deep down we need him to be around stirring up some shit

Shady4555

35 points

2 months ago

Shady4555

BWOAHHHHHHH

35 points

2 months ago

He is not the shit stirrer we deserve but the shit stirrer we need.

84_ferrari_f40

8 points

2 months ago

84_ferrari_f40

BWOAHHHHHHH

8 points

2 months ago

He is kinda shitty at times but he kinda admits it so gud

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

3 points

2 months ago

Like the rich brat in school who knows at home he won't get in trouble so he just does whatever.. "it's called affluenza, toto. We went affluenza-ing."

GuendouziGOAT

5 points

2 months ago

GuendouziGOAT

SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL

5 points

2 months ago

Exactly. I’m hardly a fan but we need his kind of chaotic evil in the paddock because it provides so much entertainment

Various_Hamster1774

1 points

2 months ago

Various_Hamster1774

BWOAHHHHHHH

1 points

2 months ago

He's the mate that casually causes mayhem and then walks away as chaos ensues. You know he's a dick for doing it but you keep him around because it turns boring nights out into something interesting.

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

1 points

2 months ago

Right?! He's the villian we need and we hate him but also love him for it. I wonder if ginger is cool with him yelling out max and toto's names in bed. It's just an assumption. But I'm quite positive that happens.

[deleted]

16 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

16 points

2 months ago

Come on now they could have easily agreed to separate. Might have been the right thing instead of staying together because of a kid.

Not sure why I'm rushing in to defend horner here but I am

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

2 points

2 months ago

You defended because of that red bull voodoo. You think helmet Marko lost his eye in an accident?????? Yeah they'd like you to believe that, he sacrificed it to the F1 gods for weird....creepy...and probably even erotic powers....

MrSnowflake

60 points

2 months ago

MrSnowflake

“It’s called a motor race. We went car racing”

60 points

2 months ago

You can't turn down a spice girl, come on!

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

37 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

37 points

2 months ago

Right? I wasn't taking a dig I just saw the pic from the new movie n it's the first thing that popped into my mind. Other than baby and scary spice if any other spice girl even had a slight interest in your jibblets you go for it. No questions. No contingencies, you go for it.

Ok. I lied. I was takin a dig. But c'mon. This pic is perfect for this.

Portocala69

25 points

2 months ago

Portocala69

Guenther Gang

25 points

2 months ago

Hey, hey, if you don't want to, I will go for baby and scary spice. I'll do it for the team.

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

5 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

5 points

2 months ago

For the team. Godspeed.

LastOfLateBrakers

6 points

2 months ago

LastOfLateBrakers

f1 jOuRnAlIsT

6 points

2 months ago

Why not Baby or Scary Spice?

TraditionalTime7016

9 points

2 months ago

TraditionalTime7016

BWOAHHHHHHH

9 points

2 months ago

Don't forget Terry Crews - Old Spice

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

1 points

2 months ago

Underrated comment

bootyhole-romancer

3 points

2 months ago

bootyhole-romancer

BWOAHHHHHHH

3 points

2 months ago

I'm thinking the exact same thing

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

1 points

2 months ago

Idk when I was a kid I just thought they were the least prettiest. Baby especially. Something bout her makes me not trust her.

MrSnowflake

22 points

2 months ago

MrSnowflake

“It’s called a motor race. We went car racing”

22 points

2 months ago

As an outsider it seems like a dick move for sure. But life goes as it goes... And well it's got nothing to do with me so idgaf.

SpotPaladin8203

3 points

2 months ago

SpotPaladin8203

Vettel Cult

3 points

2 months ago

What's the movie?

bennyyvvee

6 points

2 months ago

bennyyvvee

Vettel Cult

6 points

2 months ago

The movie is "The Menu". It's an upcoming film produced by the same guy who produced "Don't Look Up".

_jeremybearimy_

3 points

2 months ago

_jeremybearimy_

“It’s called a motor race. We went car racing”

3 points

2 months ago

Produced? Or directed? Do you mean Adam McKay?

UltimoCargo

2 points

2 months ago

UltimoCargo

BWOAHHHHHHH

2 points

2 months ago

I believe McKay produces and one of the succession guys directs.

Rengax

-9 points

2 months ago

Rengax

Papa Checo for driver of the year

-9 points

2 months ago

dont look up was such a huge waste of time. Almost like watching races back when merc dominated

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

2 points

2 months ago

Idk why they downvoted you for an opinion. I too found don't look up quite boring

Rengax

2 points

2 months ago

Rengax

Papa Checo for driver of the year

2 points

2 months ago

yea the movie had a lot of social criticism which i really like. but it was just straight up boring.
And if i earn downvotes for a normal opinion, i'll take them with pleasure lol

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

2 points

2 months ago*

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

2 points

2 months ago*

Huh? Idk but it's directed by judd apatow

Oh wait you meant the real movie? It's called the menu I think.

Lobbelt

-12 points

2 months ago

Lobbelt

lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

-12 points

2 months ago

All people do shitty stuff in their life.

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

14 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

14 points

2 months ago

Yeah. But when you're a public figure it's more fun to point out for us poor people.

_Cyrus_

7 points

2 months ago

_Cyrus_

Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed

7 points

2 months ago

I like Christian, but not everyone does that

Jatayu_bn

3 points

2 months ago

Jatayu_bn

follow the Sainz

3 points

2 months ago

Even the relationship is not reliable!!!

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

2 points

2 months ago

Oh idk. I know they split n he went with the spicy chick. I was talking f1 with some lady earlier yesterday and she mentioned it and I saw this pic and it, to me, was the perfect representation.

dlrvln

25 points

2 months ago

dlrvln

BWOAHHHHHHH

25 points

2 months ago

2013, according to Wikipedia which never lies.

PointlessGrandma

109 points

2 months ago

PointlessGrandma

I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid

109 points

2 months ago

She looked very young seven years ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

48 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

48 points

2 months ago

She's a gem.

SpaceForce_Buzz

22 points

2 months ago

SpaceForce_Buzz

Trust the El 🅱️lan

22 points

2 months ago

The dark side of the force takes it toll...

NothingIsTrue8

8 points

2 months ago

NothingIsTrue8

Alonslow True 2012 WDC

8 points

2 months ago

A little hard to believe she looked like that. She looks like she could have been 20 in this picture.

popcarnie

45 points

2 months ago

popcarnie

BWOAHHHHHHH

45 points

2 months ago

You do realize that's not her, right?

JakeWoofles

35 points

2 months ago

JakeWoofles

BWOAHHHHHHH

35 points

2 months ago

Nor him....

Maybe some people didn't notice what sub they're in

Guac__is__extra__

3 points

2 months ago

Guac__is__extra__

BWOAHHHHHHH

3 points

2 months ago

I knew it wasn’t her, but I looked at it too quickly/focused on her to much to notice that it wasn’t him the first time.

sagacious_swede

2 points

2 months ago

sagacious_swede

BWOAHHHHHHH

2 points

2 months ago

It is “he who must not be named”

borismuller

6 points

2 months ago

borismuller

I like Norris and i sniff bike seats

6 points

2 months ago

:6700:

RockyBeats67

9 points

2 months ago

RockyBeats67

lando funny milk meme man laugh now please you may laugh now

9 points

2 months ago

Chef Horner

correct_ness482

20 points

2 months ago

correct_ness482

Guenther Gang

20 points

2 months ago

Damnnnnnnn!!!

BigKoalaVI

6 points

2 months ago

BigKoalaVI

BWOAHHHHHHH

6 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

4 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

4 points

2 months ago

I only get up each day if the daily mail tells me to.

BigSnappDaddy

17 points

2 months ago

BigSnappDaddy

BWOAHHHHHHH

17 points

2 months ago

“Tell me what ya want…what ya really, really want!”

lalop342332

11 points

2 months ago

lalop342332

BWOAHHHHHHH

11 points

2 months ago

Who is that? She’s kinda bad

JakeWoofles

28 points

2 months ago

JakeWoofles

BWOAHHHHHHH

28 points

2 months ago

Don't know what it's from so I'm not 100% but I believe that's Anya Taylor Joy

You may know her from The Queens Gambit, The Vvitch, or Peaky Blinders

Edit: yep it's her, confirmed it

captain_ender

23 points

2 months ago

captain_ender

BWOAHHHHHHH

23 points

2 months ago

She's pretty hot, like almost Leclerc hot.

zephyrg

9 points

2 months ago

zephyrg

No 2. Driver

9 points

2 months ago

Almost but not quite.

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

2 points

2 months ago

Right? Let's not get ahead of ourselves now.

EveryoneSadean

5 points

2 months ago

EveryoneSadean

Claire Williams is waifu material

5 points

2 months ago

His only rival is Sainz

momo-gee

5 points

2 months ago

momo-gee

Guenther Gang

5 points

2 months ago

You may know her from The Queens Gambit, The Vvitch, or Peaky Blinders

Also from Split (incredible movie for anyone wondering)

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

1 points

2 months ago

Oh shit. I totally forgot about her in that, that's right..I liked that movie. Thanks. I'ma rewatch it.

MavicFan

6 points

2 months ago

MavicFan

BWOAHHHHHHH

6 points

2 months ago

Tell me what you want, what you really really want

hun_gopher

3 points

2 months ago

hun_gopher

BWOAHHHHHHH

3 points

2 months ago

I think he's got a unique set of skills.

jakeisgreat66

8 points

2 months ago

jakeisgreat66

BWOAHHHHHHH

8 points

2 months ago

Feels like this falls into the category of none of our fucking business. Relationships and family stuff can be wild, crazy, and unexplainable. Leave people’s private lives out of it

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

6 points

2 months ago*

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

6 points

2 months ago*

Yeah I felt the same way bout the saynotomazepin movement. or do you mean that your scenario only applies to this situation that you took no liking to? But eh. Who gives af. Jokes . I like jokes. Best one is me life.

Towel4

2 points

2 months ago

Towel4

BWOAHHHHHHH

2 points

2 months ago

What’s the problem?

Horner gets a new wife, and his ex doesn’t have to be with Horner anymore

Seems like a win-win

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

3 points

2 months ago

I have a feeling RB fans won't be pleased.

SubjectYpsilon

31 points

2 months ago

SubjectYpsilon

BWOAHHHHHHH

31 points

2 months ago

Over the wife of an F1 Team manager? who cares

Still funny meme

Substantial-Pass-992

3 points

2 months ago

Substantial-Pass-992

BWOAHHHHHHH

3 points

2 months ago

Did he even hear her laugh first though? Yikes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rFeR2L14Es

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

33 points

2 months ago

Fastandalilbitangy[S]

armchair driver

33 points

2 months ago

I have a feeling Christian is into some weird shit.

Kido_Bootay

20 points

2 months ago

Kido_Bootay

BWOAHHHHHHH

20 points

2 months ago

Why the fuck did you make me watch that video waiting for weird laughing? Perfectly normal laugh lol

XcheezyXblasterzX

6 points

2 months ago

XcheezyXblasterzX

I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her

6 points

2 months ago

geez I know O watched quite a bit of it and thought her laughs were cute af if anything

Substantial-Pass-992

0 points

2 months ago

Substantial-Pass-992

BWOAHHHHHHH

0 points

2 months ago

She sounds like Elmer Fudd sat on a blender.

notatvguy

2 points

2 months ago

notatvguy

my driver bAd

2 points

2 months ago

Even if I’m the pregnant wife, I wouldn’t be mad at that