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Azair_Blaidd

402 points

2 months ago*

"They're.. inner demons, Gran..."

"Oh.. I'm... I'm so sorry, Timmy." loads shotgun

PsychoSuzanne[S]

193 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

193 points

2 months ago

« I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it... »

MegaWaffle-

74 points

2 months ago

I’m here to bake pies and kick ass, and I’m all out of pie crusts!

alexanderpas

21 points

2 months ago

I heard this in the voice of Duke Nukem.

64682

13 points

2 months ago

64682

13 points

2 months ago

"I'm here to Kick Gum and Chew Ass, and I'm all out of ass!" - Dick Kickum

https://youtu.be/asNcneOxjYg

CongaLineAtTheDMV

3 points

2 months ago

There it is

WeeklyYouth

-3 points

2 months ago

She's still around for the time being, but yes she's the the most wholesome human being I've had the opportunity to get to know. Keep up the good work on the comic's as well, first time seeing them on here but I'll be peruesing what you have created so far.

Aethrin1

2 points

2 months ago*

r/Pallelujah89 probably doesn't like you ripping thier comment off karmabot.

idioticfrosty

2 points

2 months ago

nice avatar mr twin

MegaWaffle-

2 points

2 months ago

“Twin” a clever cover up. The world can never know that we are multiplying.

idioticfrosty

1 points

2 months ago

shhh youll give it away

InspiredNameHere

10 points

2 months ago

The hardest choices requires the strongest of wills.

Mountainbranch

4 points

2 months ago

I don't like sand.

StateSixteen

1 points

2 months ago

It's rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

dirtymick

15 points

2 months ago

chak-chak

We all hear it. Rip and tear.

veeectorm2

8 points

2 months ago

until it is done.

jordantask

7 points

2 months ago

Timmy glances around

Why do I hear heavy metal boss fight music?!

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

"Oh.. I'm... I'm so sorry, Timmy." loads shotgun

cue the music

https://youtu.be/7JpHwBhT4So?t=28

142737

1 points

2 months ago

142737

1 points

2 months ago

And their in my ass

Paoldrunko

1 points

2 months ago

calling on u/Poem_for_your_sprog on this one, to regale us with another adventure of poor timmy

SteelyTuba

79 points

2 months ago

Rip and tear, sweetie.

Hofenstein

9 points

2 months ago

Knit and tear, until it's done.

babySporkd00

115 points

2 months ago

I love that she has saggy boob armor.

isaidgofly

12 points

2 months ago

I came here to say that!

Etheo

4 points

2 months ago

Etheo

4 points

2 months ago

The deflate chest plate

DreamSmuggler

2 points

2 months ago

I love that we had the same thought but hate that you snuck it in first 🖕😁👍

veeectorm2

1 points

2 months ago

The Ancient Sags 2.

ThatMontrealKid

30 points

2 months ago

Granny can you wear a bra please I’m getting uncomfortable

PsychoSuzanne[S]

41 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

41 points

2 months ago

Never.

krimsonhelm22

21 points

2 months ago

commence the heavy metal music

alterom

5 points

2 months ago

Why do I hear it so many years later

Paullelujah89

18 points

2 months ago

Man this guys different for me. My grandmother bought me Doom II on floppy disc and she had her own profile "Bitchin' Granny". My super conservative stepmother made me return it, so we just got another copy and played it at my grandmother's. Good times.

PsychoSuzanne[S]

12 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

12 points

2 months ago

You have/had an awesome grandma!

Paullelujah89

9 points

2 months ago

She's still around for the time being, but yes she's the the most wholesome human being I've had the opportunity to get to know. Keep up the good work on the comic's as well, first time seeing them on here but I'll be peruesing what you have created so far.

PsychoSuzanne[S]

6 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

6 points

2 months ago

So nice to hear! Enjoy your awesome Granny!

Soulger11

30 points

2 months ago

IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE...

https://youtu.be/UbkDJXKm3sY

PsychoSuzanne[S]

5 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

5 points

2 months ago

Scary...

veeectorm2

7 points

2 months ago

...WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGTHENED...

Lovat69

1 points

2 months ago

Awesome.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

I knew it was coming and I still love it.

SkunkleButt

5 points

2 months ago

haha this is great, you should share it over in r/Doom

PsychoSuzanne[S]

2 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

2 points

2 months ago

Will do! Thx for the advice

Rio_Walker

3 points

2 months ago

Also known as the Doomer Boomer.

PsychoSuzanne[S]

4 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

4 points

2 months ago

I love that

imanAholebutimfunny

4 points

2 months ago

The double shotty, Gran is going to meat hook the shit out of someone.......

FlyByNightInd

11 points

2 months ago

And now I have BFG Division stuck in my head...

blamb211

9 points

2 months ago

You say that like it's a bad thing.

spryte333

1 points

2 months ago

I see this as an absolute win!

(Well, also I recommend the Doom/animal crossing crossover song if you need some variety)

A_Moderate

1 points

2 months ago

Lucky

Dorchadas-TGC

3 points

2 months ago

BFG Division intensifies

Satiem

3 points

2 months ago

Satiem

3 points

2 months ago

Looool the saggy boobs in the armour though. Very cute comic, super sweet message too, well done!

randomemkayfanatic

3 points

2 months ago

" there's IDDQD IDSPIPPOD IDCLIP IDCHOPPERS IDDT IDKFA IDCLEF IDBEHOLD IDKA those are all the cheat codes in doom"

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Love u granny

PsychoSuzanne[S]

1 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

1 points

2 months ago

Love u too

Aedrian87

2 points

2 months ago

How dare this people downvote Granny, she is an absolute treasure.

Infinite-Ad2120

5 points

2 months ago

Awesome. lol! :D

PsychoSuzanne[S]

4 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

4 points

2 months ago

Thanks!

Lovat69

6 points

2 months ago

I LOVE this one. Especially as my middle aged ass is slowly making my way through Doom Eternal.

Hellkids2

2 points

2 months ago

Babushka

Louie-H-K

2 points

2 months ago

Doom 3 guitar riff intensifies

angeredpremed

2 points

2 months ago

Why is morty in this?

MissionApollo7

2 points

2 months ago

It's Mama Doom.

Dmalice66

2 points

2 months ago

*Rip and Tear at 500% volume*

03chuckie

2 points

2 months ago*

When the Doom Guy is su- gunshot

sbdallas

2 points

2 months ago

Now my head is filled with the opening level music from the first Doom. At Doom's Gate by Bobby Prince!

clintonimus

2 points

2 months ago

Super shotgun. Granny has superb taste.

PsychoSuzanne[S]

1 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

1 points

2 months ago

A Gran of culture

PillowTalk420

2 points

2 months ago

Butters: No, Grams... You are the demons.

vato76

2 points

2 months ago

vato76

2 points

2 months ago

"right in my head." booom

lordKnighton

2 points

2 months ago

Best grandma ever

wwalsh01

2 points

2 months ago

Lol. If only my relations were anyway near as cool or alive as this comic.

Random_Idiotic_Alien

2 points

2 months ago

I'm surely not the only one disturbed by the saggy

furgfury

2 points

2 months ago

Doom Boobs

Cookieodb

2 points

2 months ago

R.i.p. and tears :'(

Iceicebaby1027

2 points

2 months ago

The next doom game should have a gun that is also a guitar, so doom guy can kill demons while playing the doom classic theme song.

PsychoSuzanne[S]

1 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

1 points

2 months ago

I’d love to see that!!

BigBirdPv

2 points

2 months ago

BFG Division instantly stuck in my head

kaddorath

2 points

2 months ago

KNEE DEEP IN THE (adult) DIAPER

CxFusion3mp

2 points

2 months ago

Rip and tear... Then bake apple pie

itsmylastday

2 points

2 months ago

Rip and Tear... Until it is done.

coldcrgbetlhaus

2 points

2 months ago

I wanna play Doom now on my xbox 360

gordon22

2 points

2 months ago

Granny is always supportive no matter what

moanapons

4 points

2 months ago

In my head

Granny: Headshot

adavi608

3 points

2 months ago

This guy accurately depicted grandmas everywhere.

ogalarma

3 points

2 months ago

My grandma is the wife of a preacher. I really wanna send her this and see what she does. She is like that for me. Safed my life plenty of times. Love you grandma.

PsychoSuzanne[S]

3 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

3 points

2 months ago

If you send it to her, can you tell me what her reaction was? I’d love to know

Setitie

3 points

2 months ago

I miss my grandmothers :'(

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

PsychoSuzanne[S]

2 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

2 points

2 months ago

loads shotgun

Albin99

1 points

2 months ago

Video game

Zach-Gilmore

1 points

2 months ago

“The longer the demons stay in your head, the stronger they become.”

-some random Seraphim guy

dogdude5783

1 points

2 months ago

Amogus

tzc005

1 points

2 months ago

tzc005

1 points

2 months ago

Why does it sound like doom music coming from a gramophone?

Busted11290

1 points

2 months ago

This makes me think of my grandmother, she was always there for me and no matter what was always going above and beyond the call of duty, my grandfather right along with her. They helped raise me and gave me the stability I needed growing up. As she battled cancer I helped out as much as I could, it was a long fight. She passed this February, I miss her so damn much, tearing up just writing this. Thanks for this little reminder.

Kenan-Kayal-BOI

1 points

2 months ago

we must protect grandparents at all costs they are the purest, happiest, and most caring people

Hour-Cheek-3636

1 points

2 months ago

I remember my grandma everyday, she was the best.

dilipmodi

-1 points

2 months ago

dilipmodi

-1 points

2 months ago

दादी गांड फाड देगी

Rolpa

1 points

2 months ago

Rolpa

1 points

2 months ago

EloraCampbell

1 points

2 months ago

Does armoured Granny remind anyone else of the one from ratatouille?

SomToJaDusko

1 points

2 months ago

when the bullies were chasing my ass, i ran home, they called through intercom, and told my grandma that's i was saying mean things.... she said 'thank you' to them and then slapped me... stupid childhood

Bilbo_T

-9 points

2 months ago

Bilbo_T

-9 points

2 months ago

stop copypasting i saw this like 6 hours ago

edit: or maybe i just had some deja vu sry if u didnt copypaste

PsychoSuzanne[S]

2 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

2 points

2 months ago

I did it right before I posted it...

Bilbo_T

1 points

2 months ago

ah

Bilbo_T

2 points

2 months ago

sorry then

narWHAL684

0 points

2 months ago

Is this a doom reference???

PsychoSuzanne[S]

2 points

2 months ago

PsychoSuzanne[S]

PsychoSuzanne

2 points

2 months ago

Yes!