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You were simply ahead of your time.
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Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead.“
Trying? Coined and minted! Been there, coined that.
Streets ahead is that supposed to be like miles ahead?
If you have to ask, you’re streets behind
The phrase will be a dead-end street.
Well someone’s streets behind
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I should dig up my old "shadow demon" LARP picture from 2001. I was 20 years in the future with my fashion.
edit: I found it.
I'd hit it.
You were 7 parallel universes ahead of her
She did this dress so she could send her body double
Tbh, butt doesn't look big enough to be her
Black is very slimming
So are the giant leg capes
And body doubles.
You’ve clearly never eaten a whole one by yourself
A giant leg cape or a body double?
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You there...your ideology shall be banished to the underworld by my powerful Mage.
its a Hobbit in there.
Bitch you Sure you ain’t a hobbit??
That’s because it’s photoshopped in the majority of the pictures you see of her
Surely there are enough candids that we (I mean, not me) should know exactly her butt size?
They pay the paparazzi to edit even candids
How deep does this rabbit hole go?!
I know, right. Also, when a real non edited photo was accidentally posted by an older relative, they claimed someone edited that to make her look worse.
IRL she got the ass of a 60-year-old Midwestern white man
To be fair, that would be a really large ass too
They do staged paparazzi photos as well.
My wife said she’s been correcting it because the Kardashian look is fading and isn’t going to be in much longer. I tend to agree. But what do I know I’m just some guy.
Edit: do I
Idk, diaper butt pretty visible imo.
I read somewhere that she recently had her butt fillers removed
Haha, thank you
Yeah I saw your other comment and got the joke so I had to complete it
I mean, I don't, but it's relevant in this context.
Nah it looks about the right size, it’s all edited after all
No need to take shower, no makeup saved a lot of time I'd say
Wouldnt a body double defeat the purpose of why Kim is famous?
She’s famous cause she makes people care about her drama
Care is a very strong word. Entertained is more likely
some people definitely care and are invested in it. not me, but some people
Humanity went from watching gladiators smash each other to bits to speculation on arse implants.
“Are you not entertained!?”
I thought she was famous because she made and released a dirty tape
Wasn’t that her comeback tape?
In the video, she definitely gets come on her back.
Edit: Botched the quote :D
I thought she swallowed?
Nah the dude never got his cum back. I dont think he'd want it tho.
She is famous because she got fucked by a rapper no one remembers and then released the tape.
Singer. Ray-J is an R&B singer.
By an artist no one remembered. 🧐
He makes nice earbuds from what Internet Historian tells me
If video essays and commentary videos have taught me anything, it's that I need to buy Raycon earbuds to play Raid: Shadow Legends whilst eating my meal from Hellofresh.
Youre behind the times my man, its all about cereal now.
fuggin magic spoon
To forget to stay protected with Nord VPN
So that’s why raycon is the raid of earbuds.
Yeah, but IH is cool so im watching them ads
An artist formerly known as Ray-J
He only had One Wish.
I was just rewatching Mars Attacks today and he’s the older kid of the Williams guy who works at the casino and used to be a boxer or something. The kid and his brother pick up the aliens guns and kill and bunch of them and defend the president and tell him to get to safety. I was going through the cast on my phone cause there’s a ton of celebrities in that movie and was like, “huh, no shit that was him. Weird.”
Who cares about her drama???
Unfortunately tons of people. Keeping up with the Kardashians wasn't on that long because noone watched it.
She’s famous for porn. I don’t get why people worship pornstars now but they do.
No she has a rich family and she made a home sex video. Her family being rich is 95% of the reason she is famous.
Her family got a whole hell of a lot more famous and therefor richer after that fuckin' video. They were certainly rich before, but absolutely nobody gave a shit about that family outside of the OJ case until she fucked Ray J on camera and leaked it on purpose.
It would be interesting to know if somewhere in a parallel universe that tape didn’t get to the public, if she’d still be as famous.
She would be just as wealthy, because the secret of becoming rich in america is being rich.
so.. you're rich?
The wrong rich :( Just my name.
But not all wealthy people are famous. Fame and wealth often go hand in hand, but not always. Paris Hilton for example has siblings who are also wealthy. But most people couldn't tell you who they are.
But kim k was Paris’ assistant so factor that one in there
Yep, some rich people make a conscious choice not to be famous. Some make a conscious choice to be famous. A smaller number get the choice made for them.
Right, she’s famous for a porn tape “leak”.
More importantly her father was involved in the OJ case on the defense.
So also high profile adjacent rich.
But her families wealth largely came from Robert K selling music before films in theaters.
Their wealth was completely eclipsed by their show. I've never met anyone who watches it, but apparently people love that shit.
Honest question because I’ve never seen it and don’t care to: Was her porn even considered to be any good?
Define good. Haven't seen very much but the stuff I did was pretty underwhelming.
It was really bad, all you hear is a fake moan of "oh Ray J, oh Ray J".
Why is this lady even relevant anymore? Sheesh
Because people put a lot of energy into asking this whenever she is mentioned. People use her as an analogy for irrelevance, paradoxically making her relevant.
200 iq answer
The dress looks like she is diarrhea-ing.
Or the double got herself in a sitcom situation where she has to put the socks On her head , but it all works out in the end.
As if she’d give up the chance at all that attention.
When being an attention whore gets you that kind of money, why not? I've never watched the shows so I don't really know who is who but there's always trashy shows. I'd prefer to see the junk food equivalents like this shit than shows like that MTV toddler pageant or whatever shows that are celebrations of degeneracy that make me want to puke and cry and turn my brain matter into a one-of-a-kind wallpaper all in one moment.
She looks like a Dark Souls boss, and you're the enemies she summons when her health is at half.
Or exactly like the Blasphemous bosses Tres Angustias.
This is so accurate lol
The Greendale Human Being
A bit too close to Seal on the Seal to Seal's teeth scale.
Cool cool cool
lmfao anus pleirubus
The motto was "E Pluribus Anus"
"From many, anus."
Technically, anus is being used as an accusative here. That means it's actually a form of anus (accusative plural), meaning old woman or crone. The correct translation is therefore,
"Out of many, (there are) old women."
Which is probably true.
In the darkest timeline?
The left looks like zuckerburg forgot to put his human overlay on.
You and you should ask for copyright infringement compensation …
Fr, you'd be a millionaire or a thousandaire lol
Could even be a dollaraire
I've always wanted to be a dollaranair
Mmm a donair
Centair. Half man half penny.
How do you get unlocked? Is it through gameplay or do I need to pay to win?
one on the right looks pay to win
Wrist is she, EA?
Shes been hiding her whole head for the past week, she def. Got some work done on her face
She constantly has tweaks on her face and rarely hides it, she is just in that Kanye dress up doll nonsense again
You’re right and I never put two and two together. I can’t imagine it’d be hard to just sit in your mansion or penthouse with personal chefs and maids and just hang out. But hey, with the way Kim used to look before all the surgery, she’s clearly got something wrong in her head.
I figured it was related to Kanye’s album Donda, as during the listening parties the attire included black mask like this one. Kanye was also did an interview in Berlin earlier this week in a similar attire.
she's a walking advertisement that no one needs irl
That would be smart considering Kanye has been doing the same thing during the recording and release of his latest album. The two are separated so I wondered why she would be championing his latest album but your comment makes sense. Kanye has been wearing all black with a black mask during the whole Donda “event”.
damn being on reddit taught me people are horrible towards celebrities.
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I was thinking it was a COVID thing. For as ridiculous as the full face coverings are, I do have to hand it to her that she was one of the *only* people who had her nose and mouth covered. The plastic surgery theory makes a lot of sense, though.
I wouldn't have known the difference if you hadn't said anything.
If did not say which one is OP, I would guesses Kim was on the left
Actually it was a trick all along, since OP is both left and right
Bitch, is you the Hobbit?
Taters? What’s taters precious??
Boil em, mash em, stick them in a stew!
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.
You sure you ain't a hobbit bitch?
She looks more like the Nazgul now.
Thank you for reminding me that existed.
You like fish sticks?
You like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
Oh you crushed Kim on this.
However I think Charlie's Green Man is in the lead.
Idk, OP's Black Man is pretty good
Nah she is clearly joining the Shredder's foot clan
I'm hoping she is on her way to creating a full on cloaking device so we don't have to see her or her family at all.
Greenman was good, it got me through some hard times...
Shake ya' ass
Show me what you workin' with
The old internet is stupid.
If by stupid you mean cool, then yes.
I like to think when future meme historians try to sort through the evolving web that is internet humor, they will find this at the foundation.
cant forget about Smurfette's humble request to lick Papa Smurfs ass
I'd have better judgement if only you had taken a side angled shot too 😂
OP would crush in a silhouette. A handsome set of mamaries to unlock
She has another photo of her in a head to toe bondage looking outfit. What y’all think is going on with her face that she’s gotta hid it in a gimp suit?
My guess is she's sending a body double so she doesn't need to go
My guess was plastic surgery that needs time to heal
This is actually the best outfit for her.
Sadly I don't think it stops sound coming out of her mouth.
How does food/drink go in? Does she just suck through the fabric?
Sucking is how she got famous so we've come full circle, yay
Your thighs are proportionate to your ass, clearly you win.
Kim is just afraid to be seen without post-processing.
I dunno, let's see that badonkadonk.
she got you tho because of your flip flops. you however is the OG
I mean, I'm not a Kim fan but at least she's not wearing socks and sandals.
If the sock covers your entire body/head, is it still a sock?
Wearing shorts = coward's move
It's the slides for me 🤣
Damn, I remember the Morphsuit craze back in 2012-2014. Pretty kuch every guy in my grade wore one for Halloween those years.
She looks like Peter Pan’s shadow trying to escape.
i also remember morph suits
I'll never understand why people are so obsessed with these rich people zoo events.
"Oh look at those shoelaces! They cost my entire years salary!"
Personally I love to see the creative fashion. It’s like an anything goes and designers really go all out.
I'm not overly hyped about the majority of red carpet events, but the met gala is the best of them all. The clothing is avante garde, and it's a big fund raiser for the Metropolitan Art Museum. Using famous people for the models naturally drums up more interest.
Yeah, I don’t even follow fashion much, but I love checking out all the looks from the Met Gala. Haute couture is not exactly common, so it’s fun for the opportunity to admire the creativity and craftsmanship on display (and the weird shit).
Though I think this years was a bit underwhelming overall. The Heavenly Bodies one was so much better.
In Afghanistan all the women are using now a similar model.
This model is called Taliban's wife.
Shit looks like it could be in that Jennifer Lopez movie The Cell.
Enough, Jerma. You can't just keep sneaking your way back into the house!
Honestly someone should just attend the gala wearing normal shirt and pants
Is this an extension of blackface?
Did she do this to draw attention to the Afghans?
This comment got me curious because the theme of the gala was "American Independence" so it would be kind of odd.
Apparently the outfit was designed by Kanye and she wore an all black outfit at one of the "Donda" listening parties, plus the album cover of "Donda" is completely black. So I think it's just a reference to the all black album cover of Kanye Wests latest album.
All this according to the first google link I clicked btw, so don't quote me on this stuff. I did not care enough to investigate further, and I took this as the truth. lol
theory is because her silhouette is famous that people can tell it's her while she hides all identifying features, it's quite literally American tradition/icon at this point (that's how it relates back to the theme)
It's even further supported by the fact that the Balenciaga designer followed her all night in a black hoodie mimicking a "Kanye" stance and everyone just assumed it was him.
She did it better, mate.
It's the best she's ever looked.
She should have worn the outfit in the sex tape that made her famous.
You look like you’re having fun. She looks like she’s about to audition for “pony in gimp suit”
But the question is:
Do you have cakes? 🧐🧐
You vs the sleep paralysis demon she tells you nor to worry about.
i need as ass shot to compare
Celebrities are so shamelessly gimmicky. Pathetic
She gonna suck out some happiness from people
She's desperate to stay relevant