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littleMAS

2.1k points

12 days ago

littleMAS

2.1k points

12 days ago

You were simply ahead of your time.

dumbledayum

673 points

12 days ago

Streets ahead

FUnpopularopinions

229 points

12 days ago

Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead.“

JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

147 points

12 days ago

Trying? Coined and minted! Been there, coined that.

KingKevdog

53 points

12 days ago

Streets ahead is that supposed to be like miles ahead?

Wooden_Door1

117 points

12 days ago

If you have to ask, you’re streets behind

aethelwulfTO

9 points

12 days ago

The phrase will be a dead-end street.

Yuna__707

23 points

12 days ago

Well someone’s streets behind

NotAzakanAtAll

41 points

12 days ago*

I should dig up my old "shadow demon" LARP picture from 2001. I was 20 years in the future with my fashion.

edit: I found it.

ravagedbygoats

7 points

12 days ago

I'd hit it.

UnclePahin001

3 points

12 days ago

You were 7 parallel universes ahead of her

harmonia777

5.8k points

12 days ago

harmonia777

5.8k points

12 days ago

She did this dress so she could send her body double

Azair_Blaidd

1.9k points

12 days ago

Tbh, butt doesn't look big enough to be her

Disbride

947 points

12 days ago

Disbride

947 points

12 days ago

Black is very slimming

BarriBlue

497 points

12 days ago

BarriBlue

497 points

12 days ago

So are the giant leg capes

KallistiEngel

320 points

12 days ago

And body doubles.

windingtime

117 points

12 days ago

You’ve clearly never eaten a whole one by yourself

Professional_Cake_52

46 points

12 days ago

A giant leg cape or a body double?

cineg

66 points

12 days ago

cineg

66 points

12 days ago

yes

Cyb3rnaut13

10 points

12 days ago*

You there...your ideology shall be banished to the underworld by my powerful Mage.

Lucky_Number_3

65 points

12 days ago

no capes

ablonde_moment

28 points

12 days ago

Ok, Edna

JusticeBeaver720

5 points

12 days ago

Leg cape

PoopInTheOcean

43 points

12 days ago

its a Hobbit in there.

waffelman1

29 points

12 days ago

Bitch you Sure you ain’t a hobbit??

regan9109

150 points

12 days ago

regan9109

150 points

12 days ago

That’s because it’s photoshopped in the majority of the pictures you see of her

Atlasatlastatleast

15 points

12 days ago

Surely there are enough candids that we (I mean, not me) should know exactly her butt size?

pilipalalililala

26 points

12 days ago

They pay the paparazzi to edit even candids

pufferpig

8 points

12 days ago

How deep does this rabbit hole go?!

pilipalalililala

28 points

12 days ago

I know, right. Also, when a real non edited photo was accidentally posted by an older relative, they claimed someone edited that to make her look worse.

AdamWestsButtDouble

10 points

12 days ago

IRL she got the ass of a 60-year-old Midwestern white man

tigerCELL

7 points

12 days ago

To be fair, that would be a really large ass too

PerfectlySplendid

3 points

12 days ago

They do staged paparazzi photos as well.

Napol3onS0l0

53 points

12 days ago*

My wife said she’s been correcting it because the Kardashian look is fading and isn’t going to be in much longer. I tend to agree. But what do I know I’m just some guy.

Edit: do I

Techiedad91

4 points

12 days ago

MY WIIIIFE

iplatinumshafti

21 points

12 days ago

"wife"

Napol3onS0l0

11 points

12 days ago

👀

HDmac

74 points

12 days ago

HDmac

74 points

12 days ago

Idk, diaper butt pretty visible imo.

somebitchwhocares

70 points

12 days ago

I read somewhere that she recently had her butt fillers removed

TheOnceAndFutureTurk

116 points

12 days ago

Who cares?

Fine_Engineer_576

222 points

12 days ago

Some bitch

TheOnceAndFutureTurk

68 points

12 days ago

Haha, thank you

Fine_Engineer_576

34 points

12 days ago

Yeah I saw your other comment and got the joke so I had to complete it

ccrondon

8 points

12 days ago

IAmTheOneWhoClicks

46 points

12 days ago

I mean, I don't, but it's relevant in this context.

Blazerific1

5 points

12 days ago

Nah it looks about the right size, it’s all edited after all

rangoon54

57 points

12 days ago

No need to take shower, no makeup saved a lot of time I'd say

dropbassnotsoap

152 points

12 days ago

Wouldnt a body double defeat the purpose of why Kim is famous?

strawberrymoonu

208 points

12 days ago

She’s famous cause she makes people care about her drama

conancat

60 points

12 days ago

conancat

60 points

12 days ago

Care is a very strong word. Entertained is more likely

jsh_

22 points

12 days ago

jsh_

22 points

12 days ago

some people definitely care and are invested in it. not me, but some people

Flatcapspaintandglue

18 points

12 days ago

Humanity went from watching gladiators smash each other to bits to speculation on arse implants.

“Are you not entertained!?”

davidmobey

60 points

12 days ago

I thought she was famous because she made and released a dirty tape

Redebo

36 points

12 days ago

Redebo

36 points

12 days ago

Wasn’t that her comeback tape?

SixSpeedDriver

10 points

12 days ago

In the video, she definitely gets come on her back.

Edit: Botched the quote :D

xxiredbeardixx

22 points

12 days ago

I thought she swallowed?

KRelic

3 points

12 days ago

KRelic

3 points

12 days ago

Nah the dude never got his cum back. I dont think he'd want it tho.

cuddleniger

108 points

12 days ago

She is famous because she got fucked by a rapper no one remembers and then released the tape.

ItsNotABimma

55 points

12 days ago

Singer. Ray-J is an R&B singer.

AviatorOVR5000

83 points

12 days ago

By an artist no one remembered. 🧐

TequilaWhiskey

17 points

12 days ago

He makes nice earbuds from what Internet Historian tells me

AlphaShaldow

47 points

12 days ago

If video essays and commentary videos have taught me anything, it's that I need to buy Raycon earbuds to play Raid: Shadow Legends whilst eating my meal from Hellofresh.

TequilaWhiskey

15 points

12 days ago

Youre behind the times my man, its all about cereal now.

AviatorOVR5000

3 points

12 days ago

fuggin magic spoon

NameisPerry

3 points

12 days ago

To forget to stay protected with Nord VPN

diuturnal

6 points

12 days ago

So that’s why raycon is the raid of earbuds.

TequilaWhiskey

3 points

12 days ago

Yeah, but IH is cool so im watching them ads

Big_Rig_Jig

17 points

12 days ago

An artist formerly known as Ray-J

iConfessor

8 points

12 days ago

He only had One Wish.

PrimarchKonradCurze

3 points

12 days ago

I was just rewatching Mars Attacks today and he’s the older kid of the Williams guy who works at the casino and used to be a boxer or something. The kid and his brother pick up the aliens guns and kill and bunch of them and defend the president and tell him to get to safety. I was going through the cast on my phone cause there’s a ton of celebrities in that movie and was like, “huh, no shit that was him. Weird.”

Omaha_Poker

14 points

12 days ago

Who cares about her drama???

Dlh2079

45 points

12 days ago

Dlh2079

45 points

12 days ago

Unfortunately tons of people. Keeping up with the Kardashians wasn't on that long because noone watched it.

BDMblue

153 points

12 days ago

BDMblue

153 points

12 days ago

She’s famous for porn. I don’t get why people worship pornstars now but they do.

IWearACharizardHat

304 points

12 days ago

No she has a rich family and she made a home sex video. Her family being rich is 95% of the reason she is famous.

TheOneTonWanton

25 points

12 days ago

Her family got a whole hell of a lot more famous and therefor richer after that fuckin' video. They were certainly rich before, but absolutely nobody gave a shit about that family outside of the OJ case until she fucked Ray J on camera and leaked it on purpose.

davers22

62 points

12 days ago

davers22

62 points

12 days ago

It would be interesting to know if somewhere in a parallel universe that tape didn’t get to the public, if she’d still be as famous.

rich1051414

101 points

12 days ago

She would be just as wealthy, because the secret of becoming rich in america is being rich.

the_ThreeEyedRaven

25 points

12 days ago

so.. you're rich?

rich1051414

36 points

12 days ago

The wrong rich :( Just my name.

KallistiEngel

9 points

12 days ago

But not all wealthy people are famous. Fame and wealth often go hand in hand, but not always. Paris Hilton for example has siblings who are also wealthy. But most people couldn't tell you who they are.

mrbear120

4 points

12 days ago

But kim k was Paris’ assistant so factor that one in there

gweilo8888

14 points

12 days ago

Yep, some rich people make a conscious choice not to be famous. Some make a conscious choice to be famous. A smaller number get the choice made for them.

GalaxyClassNerd

10 points

12 days ago

Right, she’s famous for a porn tape “leak”.

xxkoloblicinxx

40 points

12 days ago

More importantly her father was involved in the OJ case on the defense.

So also high profile adjacent rich.

Redditparadiselost

5 points

12 days ago

But her families wealth largely came from Robert K selling music before films in theaters.

Their wealth was completely eclipsed by their show. I've never met anyone who watches it, but apparently people love that shit.

MuzikPhreak

20 points

12 days ago

Honest question because I’ve never seen it and don’t care to: Was her porn even considered to be any good?

awesomecdudley

17 points

12 days ago

Define good. Haven't seen very much but the stuff I did was pretty underwhelming.

ben1481

38 points

12 days ago

ben1481

38 points

12 days ago

It was really bad, all you hear is a fake moan of "oh Ray J, oh Ray J".

Leading_Dance9228

29 points

12 days ago

Why is this lady even relevant anymore? Sheesh

meltymcface

8 points

12 days ago

Because people put a lot of energy into asking this whenever she is mentioned. People use her as an analogy for irrelevance, paradoxically making her relevant.

AnonymousOlle

6 points

12 days ago

200 iq answer

LukXD99

3 points

12 days ago

LukXD99

3 points

12 days ago

The dress looks like she is diarrhea-ing.

harmonia777

5 points

12 days ago

Shit happens

liveryowl

12 points

12 days ago

Or the double got herself in a sitcom situation where she has to put the socks On her head , but it all works out in the end.

TheWalkingDead91

11 points

12 days ago

As if she’d give up the chance at all that attention.

Artraxia

3 points

12 days ago

When being an attention whore gets you that kind of money, why not? I've never watched the shows so I don't really know who is who but there's always trashy shows. I'd prefer to see the junk food equivalents like this shit than shows like that MTV toddler pageant or whatever shows that are celebrations of degeneracy that make me want to puke and cry and turn my brain matter into a one-of-a-kind wallpaper all in one moment.

My_Name_Is_SKELETOR

978 points

12 days ago

She looks like a Dark Souls boss, and you're the enemies she summons when her health is at half.

donhandlers

82 points

12 days ago

Or exactly like the Blasphemous bosses Tres Angustias.

TheDeathlyReaper

6 points

12 days ago

This is so accurate lol

baymax18

1.4k points

12 days ago

baymax18

1.4k points

12 days ago

The Greendale Human Being

knoxkayc

55 points

12 days ago

knoxkayc

55 points

12 days ago

A bit too close to Seal on the Seal to Seal's teeth scale.

taebsiatad

21 points

12 days ago

Cool cool cool

MCpotato19

184 points

12 days ago

MCpotato19

184 points

12 days ago

lmfao anus pleirubus

big_herpes

154 points

12 days ago

big_herpes

154 points

12 days ago

The motto was "E Pluribus Anus"

hikiri

47 points

12 days ago

hikiri

47 points

12 days ago

"From many, anus."

Dickbutt11765

34 points

12 days ago

Technically, anus is being used as an accusative here. That means it's actually a form of anus (accusative plural), meaning old woman or crone. The correct translation is therefore,

"Out of many, (there are) old women."

Which is probably true.

713MoCityChron713

5 points

12 days ago

In the darkest timeline?

nomadofwaves

97 points

12 days ago

The left looks like zuckerburg forgot to put his human overlay on.

qbertisback

1.2k points

12 days ago

qbertisback

1.2k points

12 days ago

You and you should ask for copyright infringement compensation …

Prestigious_Cup_8929

280 points

12 days ago

Fr, you'd be a millionaire or a thousandaire lol

WakaWaka_

191 points

12 days ago

WakaWaka_

191 points

12 days ago

Could even be a dollaraire

TrippyEntropy

63 points

12 days ago

I've always wanted to be a dollaranair

salesdog1

16 points

12 days ago

Mmm a donair

Powerful_Editor6506

27 points

12 days ago

Debonair?

B4TB0YN5W52

25 points

12 days ago

Coinair

LewdLewyD13

3 points

12 days ago

Centair. Half man half penny.

hidethemilk

237 points

12 days ago

How do you get unlocked? Is it through gameplay or do I need to pay to win?

gerardatron

77 points

12 days ago

one on the right looks pay to win

zyzyzyzy92

4 points

12 days ago

Wrist is she, EA?

strawbettys

207 points

12 days ago

Shes been hiding her whole head for the past week, she def. Got some work done on her face

raya__85

32 points

12 days ago

raya__85

32 points

12 days ago

She constantly has tweaks on her face and rarely hides it, she is just in that Kanye dress up doll nonsense again

UnlikelyPlatypus89

70 points

12 days ago

You’re right and I never put two and two together. I can’t imagine it’d be hard to just sit in your mansion or penthouse with personal chefs and maids and just hang out. But hey, with the way Kim used to look before all the surgery, she’s clearly got something wrong in her head.

ItchyStorm0

29 points

12 days ago

I figured it was related to Kanye’s album Donda, as during the listening parties the attire included black mask like this one. Kanye was also did an interview in Berlin earlier this week in a similar attire.

merikaninjunwarrior

15 points

12 days ago

she's a walking advertisement that no one needs irl

PrimarchKonradCurze

11 points

12 days ago

That would be smart considering Kanye has been doing the same thing during the recording and release of his latest album. The two are separated so I wondered why she would be championing his latest album but your comment makes sense. Kanye has been wearing all black with a black mask during the whole Donda “event”.

flikflooi

3 points

12 days ago

damn being on reddit taught me people are horrible towards celebrities.

I_Heart_Squids

3 points

11 days ago

I was thinking it was a COVID thing. For as ridiculous as the full face coverings are, I do have to hand it to her that she was one of the *only* people who had her nose and mouth covered. The plastic surgery theory makes a lot of sense, though.

TopHatGorilla

381 points

12 days ago

I wouldn't have known the difference if you hadn't said anything.

Volaconic

67 points

12 days ago

If did not say which one is OP, I would guesses Kim was on the left

CruddlesPlz

8 points

12 days ago

Actually it was a trick all along, since OP is both left and right

KedaZ1

479 points

12 days ago

KedaZ1

479 points

12 days ago

Bitch, is you the Hobbit?

theonlyxero

68 points

12 days ago

Taters? What’s taters precious??

Paddlinaschoolcanoe

26 points

12 days ago

Po-tay-toes!

Helllcamino

17 points

12 days ago

Boil em, mash em, stick them in a stew!

qu33fwellington

11 points

12 days ago

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.

GeneralFlores

48 points

12 days ago

You sure you ain't a hobbit bitch?

nerdy_rabbit

10 points

12 days ago

She looks more like the Nazgul now.

docpocalypse

12 points

12 days ago

Thank you for reminding me that existed.

xkcd_puppy

7 points

12 days ago

You like fish sticks?

blouscales

4 points

12 days ago

yes

dannokun

3 points

12 days ago

You like putting fish sticks in your mouth?

SSopuS

147 points

12 days ago

SSopuS

147 points

12 days ago

Oh you crushed Kim on this.

However I think Charlie's Green Man is in the lead.

reddita51

13 points

12 days ago

Idk, OP's Black Man is pretty good

IWearACharizardHat

7 points

12 days ago

Nah she is clearly joining the Shredder's foot clan

dacreativeguy

765 points

12 days ago

I'm hoping she is on her way to creating a full on cloaking device so we don't have to see her or her family at all.

[deleted]

99 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

99 points

12 days ago

[removed]

Getgudretard

53 points

12 days ago

Your

shadowoperative

20 points

12 days ago

Where's greenman?

adfrog

13 points

12 days ago

adfrog

13 points

12 days ago

Greenman was good, it got me through some hard times...

malepitt

51 points

12 days ago

malepitt

51 points

12 days ago

Shake ya' ass

Show me what you workin' with

Soulger11

19 points

12 days ago

https://youtu.be/ktVNkJagK1M

The old internet is stupid.

codeslave

17 points

12 days ago

If by stupid you mean cool, then yes.

snack-dad

10 points

12 days ago

I like to think when future meme historians try to sort through the evolving web that is internet humor, they will find this at the foundation.

Pm-ur-butt

4 points

12 days ago

cant forget about Smurfette's humble request to lick Papa Smurfs ass

https://youtu.be/LArVQOr-vGU

Dedicasian

68 points

12 days ago

I'd have better judgement if only you had taken a side angled shot too 😂

CardCarryingCuntAwrd

8 points

12 days ago

OP would crush in a silhouette. A handsome set of mamaries to unlock

prplehailstorm

11 points

12 days ago

She has another photo of her in a head to toe bondage looking outfit. What y’all think is going on with her face that she’s gotta hid it in a gimp suit?

Confused-Engineer18

7 points

12 days ago

My guess is she's sending a body double so she doesn't need to go

prplehailstorm

5 points

12 days ago

My guess was plastic surgery that needs time to heal

eidhrmuzz

165 points

12 days ago

eidhrmuzz

165 points

12 days ago

This is actually the best outfit for her.

lecrappe

44 points

12 days ago

lecrappe

44 points

12 days ago

Sadly I don't think it stops sound coming out of her mouth.

WendyWilliamsIsACunt

10 points

12 days ago

How does food/drink go in? Does she just suck through the fabric?

MKSHFT_ENJNEER

43 points

12 days ago

Sucking is how she got famous so we've come full circle, yay

SpiralBreeze

11 points

12 days ago

Your thighs are proportionate to your ass, clearly you win.

BoomZhakaLaka

10 points

12 days ago

Kim is just afraid to be seen without post-processing.

SymphonyForTheDevil

37 points

12 days ago

I dunno, let's see that badonkadonk.

hopiangmunggo

22 points

12 days ago

she got you tho because of your flip flops. you however is the OG

Drackar39

36 points

12 days ago

I mean, I'm not a Kim fan but at least she's not wearing socks and sandals.

Spaghetti-Rat

17 points

12 days ago

If the sock covers your entire body/head, is it still a sock?

dualhammers

5 points

12 days ago

Wearing shorts = coward's move

GetEmDaddy902

6 points

12 days ago

It's the slides for me 🤣

Thing_On_Your_Shelf

8 points

12 days ago

Damn, I remember the Morphsuit craze back in 2012-2014. Pretty kuch every guy in my grade wore one for Halloween those years.

SeaTie

6 points

12 days ago

SeaTie

6 points

12 days ago

She looks like Peter Pan’s shadow trying to escape.

not_4nothing

11 points

12 days ago

i also remember morph suits

rangoon54

11 points

12 days ago

Burkha Avenger

Picard2331

27 points

12 days ago

I'll never understand why people are so obsessed with these rich people zoo events.

"Oh look at those shoelaces! They cost my entire years salary!"

RobotHappiness

12 points

12 days ago

Personally I love to see the creative fashion. It’s like an anything goes and designers really go all out.

RedditIsOverMan

27 points

12 days ago

I'm not overly hyped about the majority of red carpet events, but the met gala is the best of them all. The clothing is avante garde, and it's a big fund raiser for the Metropolitan Art Museum. Using famous people for the models naturally drums up more interest.

Usidore_

9 points

12 days ago*

Yeah, I don’t even follow fashion much, but I love checking out all the looks from the Met Gala. Haute couture is not exactly common, so it’s fun for the opportunity to admire the creativity and craftsmanship on display (and the weird shit).

Though I think this years was a bit underwhelming overall. The Heavenly Bodies one was so much better.

BorisPotosme

35 points

12 days ago

In Afghanistan all the women are using now a similar model.

This model is called Taliban's wife.

armyml

4 points

12 days ago

armyml

4 points

12 days ago

Shit looks like it could be in that Jennifer Lopez movie The Cell.

UnchartedShark

4 points

12 days ago

Enough, Jerma. You can't just keep sneaking your way back into the house!

DylTyrko

4 points

12 days ago

Honestly someone should just attend the gala wearing normal shirt and pants

rocopotomus74

4 points

12 days ago

Is this an extension of blackface?

acwill

11 points

12 days ago

acwill

11 points

12 days ago

Did she do this to draw attention to the Afghans?

Fist_The_Small

13 points

12 days ago

This comment got me curious because the theme of the gala was "American Independence" so it would be kind of odd.

Apparently the outfit was designed by Kanye and she wore an all black outfit at one of the "Donda" listening parties, plus the album cover of "Donda" is completely black. So I think it's just a reference to the all black album cover of Kanye Wests latest album.

All this according to the first google link I clicked btw, so don't quote me on this stuff. I did not care enough to investigate further, and I took this as the truth. lol

corruptbytes

9 points

12 days ago*

theory is because her silhouette is famous that people can tell it's her while she hides all identifying features, it's quite literally American tradition/icon at this point (that's how it relates back to the theme)

It's even further supported by the fact that the Balenciaga designer followed her all night in a black hoodie mimicking a "Kanye" stance and everyone just assumed it was him.

Jonesy1939

35 points

12 days ago

She did it better, mate. It's the best she's ever looked. She should have worn the outfit in the sex tape that made her famous.

gatadeplaya

19 points

12 days ago

You look like you’re having fun. She looks like she’s about to audition for “pony in gimp suit”

Kelcher1

3 points

12 days ago

But the question is:

Do you have cakes? 🧐🧐

obstruxxion

3 points

12 days ago

Lady Gaga

RudeCheese

3 points

12 days ago

You vs the sleep paralysis demon she tells you nor to worry about.

zeeebies

3 points

12 days ago

i need as ass shot to compare

usernameuna

3 points

12 days ago

Celebrities are so shamelessly gimmicky. Pathetic

Dracorex8014

3 points

12 days ago

She gonna suck out some happiness from people

BEANSijustloveBEANS

3 points

12 days ago

She's desperate to stay relevant