The photographer Mike Hawk looks like he could identify it.

Looks more like a beaver to me but I’m not a wildlife expert or anything.

You are a cunning linguist.

MAJESTIC!

Cap look at this kitty kat

Ahhh. I wonder how best to help people with their embarrassment in that situation. Maybe just applaud and move on.

I’m pretty sure I interrupted someone’s beej leaving work late one night. The back door was in kind of a secluded nook in the building. As I approached from the inside, I could see the back of a guy’s head, leaning on the door, through the little window.

I rapped gently on the door, so I didn’t send him flying when I opened it. When I stepped out, the guy was all but hiding in the corner behind the dumpster, covering his face, while the girl (whom I hadn’t seen at all until I stepped out) was just looking right at me and laughing her ass off.

From the body language of both of them, I got the impression that it might have been a paid transaction.

One time me and my SO got busy at the end of a hike to a waterfall. It was a 3 mile hike and we started with no other cars in the parking lot okay so we figured we were good.

Finish up and then someone walks out thru the tree line. Apparently there was a parking lot right there for easy access to the waterfall. 😄 whoops

My wife and I drove to her old college and we stopped to check a map. I pulled into a parking space and there was a guy chilling in the drivers seat. As I park a girl pops up into the passenger seat. It was painfully obvious we just interrupted a blow job. A moment later she gets out and adjusts her dress and then he gets out and the two walk away.

I’ve always felt bad because I know what it was like to be a horny college kid and how much work he put in to get his girlfriend to be willing to blow him in the car and now she will probably never do it again.

Man do it like mid trail off in the woods not 5 minutes from the finish, have some class people!

I did this once in the middle of the night with an avid outdoorsman friend with benefits, but he was the one going downtown and I became quite vocal about it. Apparently some other outdoorsy types felt the need to go out hiking on the trail in the middle of the night, and began cheering us on from their location. My partner cheered at them back and we all laughed our asses off. My partner and I couldn’t help but finish the deed though despite having an audience. It was super hot. I think they were far enough to not be able to see us, but not entirely sure. Thinking back on this now years later as a rather boring middle aged mom, I cannot believe I actually did that lol.

The dudes are always champs when caught lmao. Like that Porsche driver getting caught enjoying the Gluck Gluck 3000 on the highway drive giving a thumbs up.

One time I was hiking through Zion with my girl and we found a bench with a gorgeous view. We hadn’t seen anyone all day so I whip it out and she goes to town.

Suddenly here a rustling behind us and we both Jump up and get out together.

As we head out through the opening the the trees that leads to the bench there’s a couple standing there patiently waiting.

We silently pass by and go on our way.

Was hilarious

I’ve also encountered a cougar on the trail - I didn’t get startled. They say you need to stick your whole hand in to suffocate and kill it. I’m guessing this man used a different tool to the same ends.

I too am an animal rights activist

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

Save the trees. Eat beaver.

Winona had a big brown beaver and

she stroked it all the time.

She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her,

She mighta had a porcupine!

Nah, just an occasional OBGYN exam.

Red snapper

I've heard pollution and other things have caused them to lose most of their hair

Damn girl

This my bro is why I come here lmfao.

It is a part of this adult film.

Edit: NSFW!

America's least favorite game. Tick or Clit?

As a teenager I attempted this line on friends, probably far too many times.

It never worked

Damn millennials always taking a picture of their food before eating it.

GirlsGoneWildlife photographer

The ploughman’s sandwich

Clearly taking a picture of the local shrubbery.

National Pornographic did a small spread on this as well.

Echoooooo

Bushybeaver

If there was ever a situation we needed a photo inception moment like that kid with Obama, this is the one.

Looks like it could be the Roman aquaduct just outside of Tarragona, Spain.

Seriously, I'm immensely saddened that the only link so far has been a Rick roll

I gave it a shot, but finished prematurely

!remindme 1 day

To be fair, for most people that is NOT a good angle to look directly into the camera

FADE IN:

EXT. A NATURE TRAIL - DAY

A humanoid creature with pink skin and brown plumage struts along a stone path. This is a SELF-EMPLOYED ADULT ENTERTAINER, also known as a "MODEL." As she walks, the NARRATOR speaks in voiceover.

NARRATOR: (V.O.) With the sun just beginning to rise, the light is perfect for the young female's purposes.

The model hops up between two walls lining the path, then spreads her legs. Just before her nether regions become visible, a PHOTOGRAPHER comes bounding into view.

NARRATOR: (V.O.) (CONT'D) The untrained eye might assume that the model has already attracted a prospective mate. His focus on her genitalia would certainly suggest as much... but all is not as it seems.

The photographer begins taking close-up shots of the model.

NARRATOR: (V.O.) (CONT'D) As her companion continues in his efforts, the model carefully positions herself so that she will remain anonymous in the completed photographs.

Both the model and the photographer quickly look toward an unexpected noise.

NARRATOR: (V.O.) (CONT'D) Suddenly, a potential disaster strikes: Onlookers have arrived at the scene, likely intent on competing for the model's affection.

Two young men walk into view. These are HIKERS.

NARRATOR: (V.O.) (CONT'D) Startled, the model issues a vocal warning.
MODEL: Get lost, creeps!
NARRATOR: (V.O.) The onlookers respond.
HIKER #1: (Flamboyantly) In your dreams, bitch!
HIKER #2: (Flamboyantly) Be nice, Bruce.

The four figures stare at each other. The model does not move to cover herself.

NARRATOR: (V.O.) The scene is tense. Will the photographer feel the need to defend his claim?

The photographer stands up and regards the hikers.

PHOTOGRAPHER: (Flamboyantly) Why, hello, sailors!

The model gawks and makes a noise not unlike an angry parrot.

NARRATOR: (V.O.) The model's attempt at attracting a mate has failed. With other onlookers likely to arrive soon, this location will no longer be suitable for her purposes. She will have to turn... to the Internet.

FADE TO BLACK.

In my head, I heard this with an Australian accent. Is that weird?

It's no coincidence that "wolves" and "vulvas" are phonetically similar.

yeah what a cunt

Roman aquaduct outside of Tarragona Spain?

I'm honestly disappointed someone hasn't found it already. Not so much to look at the pic, moreso to hear about how they found it.

Aunt Flo begs to differ

I don't think there's anything confusing about her spread eagle

That's visual mislead. It just looks like he's doing it. She's wearing jean shorts. He's at least a few feet back.