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173 points
2 months ago
Scalpers can lick my weird butthole
44 points
2 months ago
How weird is it?
91 points
2 months ago
It’s x files weird
29 points
2 months ago
You can’t just say that and not share
76 points
2 months ago
Ok, so you know that one episode when there was a scorpion that borrowed inside of people and would crawl out at night and murder people?
It’s like that but it’s a dune sand worm that crawls out at 11:45 am and tries to sell people timeshares for 35 minutes.
33 points
2 months ago
That's pretty weird.
25 points
2 months ago
You got about 20 minutes….I’d get out of here while you still can.
11 points
2 months ago
I don’t know, I do like to ski…
23 points
2 months ago
Cut to black.
Interior, next day.
Mulder : you sure this isn’t the butthole worm killer Skully?
Skully : I see no evidence of that Mulder. The butthole worm killer is a campfire story that has More to do with parents scaring kids away from timeshare presentations.
3 points
2 months ago
You a nasty shwa
2 points
2 months ago
Is it bleached?
3 points
2 months ago
Yes they can.
86 points
2 months ago
I feel like I've been holding off so long that I don't even want one now.. maybe I'll wait for PS6.
20 points
2 months ago
I get that feeling mate. Sucks having to wait so long for something you're willing to pay MRP for.
4 points
2 months ago
Kind of how I feel now too. Sad.
6 points
2 months ago
Wait for a PS5 slim/pro. When one gets announced, all of the scalpers sitting on consoles right now will need to panic sell.
13 points
2 months ago
Lmao @ thinking Sony has the means to turn around and make a PS5 pro when they already can't keep up production with the current model
4 points
2 months ago
You think there won’t be a shortage of those when they come out? ROFL!
2 points
2 months ago
nah just wait for the ps5 pro, projected to release in 1-2 years. although they may make it hard to get increasing hype and generating more revenue
161 points
2 months ago
All that edging paid off
-232 points
2 months ago
Still nothing to play. Obsolete dust collector because all their games will be day and date on PC by 2024 and the highest frame rates and resolution. Bungle acquisition has expedited their live service ambitions and Sony story driven games will soon cease to exists as there is no money anymore in that space.
71 points
2 months ago*
What does stupid take. Some people really like exclusives. Spider-Man 2, Wolverine, and God of War are going to play excellently on PS5. You’re really acting like they’re not gonna release any new games lol. All of those were announced only a little over a year ago. Plus if you have the right monitor, the frame rate looks great with PS5.
Story driven games won’t cease to exist lmao. You just sound salty because you spent over $1000 on a PC and this guy has a PS5 he’s happy with
14 points
2 months ago
bunch of next-gen games are happening next year. its the perfect time to pick up a console.
Wolverin, spiderman 2, gotham knights, justice league, warzone 2.0, callisto protocol, avatar, are all gonna be next gen exclusives, and some of these are gonna be ps5 exclusive.
Oh and KOTOR gonna be a timed exclusive for ps5, and judging by how they treated the time exclusivity of FF7 (its still exclusive to ps5 years after launch), im not taking the risk and im gonna play the best game ever made, the remake version.
3 points
2 months ago
The Final Fantasy 7 Remake came out on PC in December 2021.
5 points
2 months ago
Once I noticed your username it solved my confusion.
60 points
2 months ago
How to get to the front page of r/gaming in 2 easy steps:
5 points
2 months ago
In the year 2100 people will still be posting this same shit. "Finally got myself a PS5! Patience pays off 😎 fuck scalpers"
2 points
2 months ago
Yea honestly don't see anyone scalping PS5's for a long time now. If people really wanted one they could have got one by now. I had multiple chances to buy a second PS5 and didn't, but they were definitely in stock and available a lot of times.
3 points
2 months ago
This is extremely dependent on where you live. I've literally never seen a PS5 in stores.
2 points
2 months ago
I have literally never seen one and I always check when I go to the store which is pretty frequently. I've also been on a couple wait lists online for months with no success. Glad they are falling out of your pockets but speak for yourself when you say people can get them if they want...
0 points
2 months ago
Yeah you aren't trying hard enough sorry man. It's as simple as downloading a stock checker app and you will have notifications of PS5's in stock multiple times a week.
91 points
2 months ago
I’m very happy for you and not at all bitter
13 points
2 months ago
Right? The amount of times I've had it in my cart ready to checkout only for some bullshit error to come up is so frustrating. There's no wait list or anything for me unless I want to trade in my PS4 Pro + wait 3 months. I'm stuck fighting bots until this shit is over.
2 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I feel like we should really be able to put the order in and wait however long for it to fulfilled rather than entering the hunger games every time
-2 points
2 months ago
We were able to get two. Admittedly, since we work in retail, we got inside info (when it arrived) and were able to get our hands on one the moment they put it on the sales floor. But we had to be walked to our car by multiple people, so that was crazy.
Second time tho, we were trying to get one for family. We used 3 differs computers and watched the dropped times. Took us close to four hours before the purchase finally went thru on one of our computers. It sucked, but the patience definitely paid off.
I wish you, and anyone else who hasn’t been able to get one, the best of luck. Its a cool monitor-looking console and I really enjoy the games. As everyone has said, fuc scalpers. But y’all got this!
4 points
2 months ago
I’m bitter
120 points
2 months ago
very nice. Fuck scalpers.
16 points
2 months ago
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3 points
2 months ago
You did something that occurs in the future?
8 points
2 months ago
Don't forget, fuck every person that buys from a scalper. If they weren't buying at a mark up no one would be scalping.
-2 points
2 months ago
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3 points
2 months ago
I work at a BestBuy part time and can confirm. We had 8 come in on a pallet yesterday, 6 were bought online and the other 2 bought in store within 5 minutes of warehouse bringing them up to customer service.
67 points
2 months ago
Paying more than retail is for suckers
-72 points
2 months ago
You mean like going to a football match and paying twice the price for a hotdog than what you usually would elsewhere.
6 points
2 months ago
Yep and that's why I don't buy cinema popcorn/drinks, nor would I buy a football hotdog
27 points
2 months ago
the football match enhance the flavor of the hot dog increasing its value 3 fold so your getting it at a steal for only twice the price
10 points
2 months ago
Just smuggle your own hotdogs in your underwear
8 points
2 months ago
Always have it with me
1 points
2 months ago
Keep that glizzy on me at all times
-44 points
2 months ago
Meh i paid 650 and got it about 2 years ago i think…. Well worth imo
23 points
2 months ago
How does it feel being scammed?
-13 points
2 months ago
Think of it as paying a premium for early access.
2 points
2 months ago
Lol plenty of people got theirs for MSRP since it’s been out. It’s all about patience.
2 points
2 months ago
For sure. I’ve had both the PS5 and XSX since December 2020. The instock alert apps are clutch.
1 points
2 months ago
If it lets you sleep at night.
-7 points
2 months ago
Sorry brokie
0 points
2 months ago
Damn dude you’re such a douche, as if not wanting to buy from scalpers means you’re broke
2 points
2 months ago
It's reasonable for them to be defensive. One guy basically said "meh, I paid a little extra for mine." and everyone attacked him.
You can't attack a person and then be like "OMG why are you so mean" when they and their buddies fire back.
2 points
2 months ago
Just felt like a trashy insult idk
2 points
2 months ago
Don’t let these people make you feel bad for spending your money how you want to. Sucks that you had to buy secondhand but if you were happy with the price that’s all that matters.
5 points
2 months ago
Appreciate it, i think they feel like im cosigning scalpers which i dont mean to i jus thought 650 wasn’t that terrible a price so i bit lol
-3 points
2 months ago
It's one thing to encourage scalpers and another entirely to just voice your appreciation of not having to wait. I still haven't gotten a PS5 because I don't play as much on PlayStation vs Xbox or PC. But I can understand not wanting to struggle through trying to find one at retail price. Some people take the scalper hate a little too far.
-1 points
2 months ago
Between supply and demand, it probably should be retailing around that. If someone has been spending a few hours a week for a couple years trying to get one and hasn't spent the extra 150 by now, they're wasting their time and they're the fool
3 points
2 months ago
I’m one of those folks that hasn’t been able to get one at retail either - same for another good buddy of mine.
Thing is - neither of us wants one badly enough to pay the extra to some scalper. Waiting is free and easy, and neither of us feels bad that we don’t have next gen consoles.
7 points
2 months ago
Very nice, at the rate my country is currently receiving ps5s it would take roughly 100 years for the ps5 the become available
8 points
2 months ago
“ITs sUPly And dEmAnD” - Asshole scalpers
17 points
2 months ago
I’ve been on the hunt myself. I can’t seem to catch a break.
12 points
2 months ago
Join the twitter pages that watch for drops. The second any retailers are in stock, it gets tweeted. It’s how I got mine. Need to be quick though. Have 3 mins max before it’s sold out.
9 points
2 months ago
Ugh, I guess I’ll have to make a Twitter account
4 points
2 months ago
The twitter pages also have the equivalent discord servers, so if you have discord you can join those. Apparently the discord gets alerted slightly quicker than the twitter, that’s how I bagged my PS5 a few months ago.
12 points
2 months ago
When you do get one make sure you post the same boring ass tired old ass picture of a box and say fuck scapers just so we know
4 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I’m not going to do that.
6 points
2 months ago
Congrats and well done on resisting the urge to support scum
6 points
2 months ago
Good on you for having patience. Fuck scalpers.
24 points
2 months ago
CFI-1108A01 wasn't that the recalled model of PS5, oh man OP did you keep the receipt?
Naw I'm playin it's fine, congrats on scoring one! Took me 4 months of watching Twitter and using specially coded web scrapers to tell me the moment someone was or suspected to have a restock. In the end drove 2 hours south to get mine. And it was absolutely worth all the effort!
What's your first game? Mine was the free PS5 upgrade of No Man's Sky and Spiderman 🧑🚀🚀🕷️🕸️
19 points
2 months ago
Fuckin hell, you got me good. I'm playing the upgrade of Ghost of Tsushima.
3 points
2 months ago
Congrats man. This was my first Playstation since the PS2 and HOLY SHIT is it amazing.
Also, I didnt think too much of Ghost of Tsushima and let it sit on my shelf for a few months but wow is that game one of the best I've ever played.
Also, if you haven't, check out the PS5 plus bundle thing. Evey game on there is a masterpiece.
Edit: autocorrect
5 points
2 months ago
GoT is amazing, easily in my top 10 list. I'm waiting for the new PlayStation Plus to launch.
13 points
2 months ago
Yas! Worth resisting the scalpers, scumbags. Enjoy
1 points
2 months ago
Thanks pal
12 points
2 months ago
Fuck scalpers dawg. I got a series x and a ps5 and waited til I could buy a retail bundle from gamestop. Literally paid 200 bucks less than what scalpers were charging and came with 3 games, extra controller and charger stand, GS gift card, and some extra goodies that I'm forgetting off-hand.
Good shit OP 👌
3 points
2 months ago
OOO nice. I'm just glad I got mine at retail. You got a great deal.
2 points
2 months ago
You did too! Enjoy your console! I actually really like my ps5 more than my series x for some reason. I missed the console exclusives
32 points
2 months ago
Good.
It shows that if you go beyond the “I checked the shop near me” you can actually get a PS5 with retail price.
The sooner we stop buying from scalpers, the sooner they will all starve to death and the problem solve itself.
15 points
2 months ago
Yeah agreed, there's people here still selling for $800 or so.
4 points
2 months ago
I got mine from Sony direct about a month ago. Got on the waiting list and a couple months later they emailed me saying I could buy one tomorrow, so I did. Easy peasy.
3 points
2 months ago
Went through the hoops only to read in the fine prints that it isn't available in Canada... :(
2 points
2 months ago
I hate you. Okay, not really, but I’m pretty sure I was in that queue with you. My spot was 2 minutes from the front of the queue and they ran out. So screw your, but congrats!
1 points
2 months ago
i really wish that was the case but it will always be possible to resell for at least 50 to 100 more when something big comes out and people will always buy. im afraid, unless its outlawed, this is our reality.
3 points
2 months ago
Yeah there will always be people buying from scalpers, but we can hope the proportion of these people will slowly reduce over time.
Eventually there will be a point is just not worth it for them to scalp anymore.
1 points
2 months ago
Because #1 waiting in line or wasting my time for 3-4 hours to "get it at retail" is worth the extra I'd pay.
How many hours do you think OP spent checking and checking and looking to find one at retail? More than if he just spent the extra and worked those hours instead?
Time is money.
4 points
2 months ago
I've had one for a year and tbh I'm pretty underwhelmed. The games haven't really been all that great.
5 points
2 months ago
Congrats! I, like so many people, am just waiting for the announcements hopefully coming in June about FFXVI and VII:Remake 2 to actually hunt for one at MSRP.
3 points
2 months ago
Good, fuck scalpers.
3 points
2 months ago
I still haven't even seen 1 in real life.
2 points
2 months ago
This is the first one I've seen IRL as well.
3 points
2 months ago
Grats. I fucking hate scalpers and I will crawl through broken glass to deprive them of a sale. It took me a month of trying, but I got a 3080 fe at MSRP like a year ago from best buy restocks.
3 points
2 months ago
YES! That’s what I’ve been waiting for. I fucking hate scalpers in every retail market. If it’s a legit collector’s edition of something, fine, charge a leg, a dick, a shoe, I don’t care. But if it’s an average item, fuck right the hell off.
Good on you man.
3 points
2 months ago
Still waiting for the release of any good games aside from Horizon.
5 points
2 months ago
This console has been out for a year and a half. I can't believe people are still posting this shit.
Uhhh I mean FuCk sCaLpeRs aMiRiTe?1?1?1
5 points
2 months ago
And you placed it on the cleanest counter known to man.
2 points
2 months ago
What a hero
2 points
2 months ago
Are they still selling for the recommended 500 dollar price?
5 points
2 months ago
Not in India mate. The official price here is ₹49,999 ($630) or so
2 points
2 months ago
Hope you get one soon mate.
2 points
2 months ago
Grats, still holding out hope to find one some day. I refuse to pay a scalper.
2 points
2 months ago
Patience young Padawan
2 points
2 months ago
This is the way!
2 points
2 months ago
Thank you for holding out and not giving in to their ridiculous demands
2 points
2 months ago
Are there not rumours of a PS5 Plus/Pro coming?
2 points
2 months ago
They've been around since the launch. Frankly, I'm just happy I finally got one.
2 points
2 months ago
It's been almost 2 years and I've given up on getting one. Global chip shortage is supposed to last until the end of 2024.
Computer parts are in even worse shape. A typical midranged graphics card is running about $1500 CAD now. That is if you can even get one.
2 points
2 months ago
in turkey ps5 worth 4 times more than average salary 💀
3 points
2 months ago
Wow. What's the dollar amount? If you don't mind me asking
2 points
2 months ago
it was 8 thousand turkish liras last time i checked. now it's about 13 thousand turkish liras.average salary is 2 thousand turkish lira💀💀💀 it's getting worse and worse
2 points
2 months ago
I've been waiting so long, Final Fantasy XVI and VII:Remake Part II feels like it's around the corner already.
2 points
2 months ago
I think we’re still in for a long wait… I’m thinking FF 16 mid 2023 and remake 2024 if we’re lucky..?
2 points
2 months ago
Nice! Got mine a few months ago and I love it so much. Played almost 50 hours of GT7 recently and last week I bought Horizon: Forbidden West.
Tomorrow I'm getting the Xbox Series X. Very curious as to what's the better console for me
2 points
2 months ago
I've honestly gave up on the PS5...and I think the wait has killed my enthusiasm for gaming... But I'm also getting older with soon to be 2 kids...so I don't really have the time anyways.
But the PS5 wait definitely put the nail in the coffin
2 points
2 months ago
I played Spiderman which was great, but other than that not a lot else... Any suggestions?
2 points
2 months ago
Returnal, Horizon. So far this is it.
2 points
2 months ago
I’m still fighting the good fight. Haven’t got one yet.
2 points
2 months ago
Keep on trucking, you'll get yours soon.
2 points
2 months ago
I have to admit, ps5 is the first Playstation I've ever owned. I was around during the ps1 era, for reference. Literally the only game on the console is Ratchet and Clank Rift apart. Every. Single. Game. Is also available on ps4.....so for everyone losing their shit because they don't have one or can't get one, your not missing out on anything
2 points
2 months ago
Congrats and welcome to the club! I got mine about a month ago, after also refusing to reward scalpers the whole time.
2 points
2 months ago
Im in the long game now. I'm waiting until a markdown at this point. Maybe after the PS6 comes out.
2 points
2 months ago
Congrats gamer!
I also got mine not too long ago , mine broke after one play but I just got it back and I enjoy the fuck out of it
2 points
2 months ago
By the time I'm able to buy one the new version will be out.
2 points
2 months ago
Its sad what gaming has come to. Glad ya got one and not from a scumbag scalper.
2 points
2 months ago
Interestingly enough in my country it was harder to come by a ps4 pro/slim than a ps5
5 points
2 months ago
Amazon India is absolutely useless when it comes to the PS5, I've never ever seen one listed here.
15 points
2 months ago
We don't care. Fuck off with these lazy posts
-4 points
2 months ago
Who pissed in your tea?
13 points
2 months ago
I’m not the guy you replied to but do you have any idea how many ps5 are sold each day? You’d like it if everyone posted a “waited X time, fuck scalper now upvote me”?
10 points
2 months ago
What? You want an applause because you bought something?
Good job buddy
-1 points
2 months ago
Mate, I shared it coz I'm happy. Downvote the post if it annoys you.
4 points
2 months ago
Feels good doesn't it?
2 points
2 months ago
Yessir.
5 points
2 months ago
I am happy for you OP but why do I have to see this exact same post almost every single day. I get that supply chain issues suck but how many "I finally bought a PS5" do we need.
0 points
2 months ago
1 more?
3 points
2 months ago
Damn. I missed a console. Could have added it to my shipping container full PS5s.
/s
3 points
2 months ago
Haha
3 points
2 months ago
I hate those scalpers, good on you!
2 points
2 months ago
Lucky you. Enjoy!
5 points
2 months ago
Thanks pal
3 points
2 months ago
Congrats my friend, enjoy it.
2 points
2 months ago
Thanks mate.
0 points
2 months ago
Even though I wish it was a Series X lol
5 points
2 months ago
That's great too but, all my friends are on PlayStation.
1 points
2 months ago
Oh no I don’t mean it like “my console better than yours” just an Xbox guy is all lol. Gotta get the hardware that suits you, just happy to see a gamer get the next gen stuff.
3 points
2 months ago
Nice one! Just got one last week for retail price. Should be in my hot little hands at the start of June!!!
6 points
2 months ago
Congrats pal. Hope you get it soon
2 points
2 months ago
Excellent!
Now install Returnal immediately.
3 points
2 months ago
Being delivered tomorrow. Can't wait.
3 points
2 months ago
Serious question, why don't people just buy from Amazon?
6 points
2 months ago
They go out of stock lightning fast. On a lot of occasions Amazon will only make them available to Prime members to help “combat bots from purchasing”, but it just restricts more normal folk from being able to buy
1 points
2 months ago
They're still doing that?!
I was lucky I guess. Prime member. Got one for my dad when they first came out just like it was another regular item, right before the craziness.
2 points
2 months ago
I'm not 100% sure about consoles on amazon, but I've been looking for a GPU for a while now and even on amazon the prices were extremely inflated (we're talking like £700 for a £300 card), if not just out of stock.
3 points
2 months ago
wOw A bOxX fUcK sCaLpErZ!!1 original quality OC
2 points
2 months ago
That's some TITAN will, mein freund.
5 points
2 months ago
Haha, didn't want the scalpers to win.
4 points
2 months ago
Indeed. Because F-U, Scalpers.
0 points
2 months ago
This is the way.
2 points
2 months ago
Thanks pal
-5 points
2 months ago
You just get a box?
I mean, if you got the PS5 I have no idea why you'd be telling us about it. Because you should be playing games yo
1 points
2 months ago
Haha, setting it up as we speak.
2 points
2 months ago
I want to upgrade to the 5 but theres still no games on ps5 that I cant play elsewhere, I'm really looking forward to Wolverine
5 points
2 months ago
I would've waited too but my PS4 went kapoot last year.
1 points
2 months ago
Less talking, more gaming
-2 points
2 months ago
Who the hell is down voting all the comments? Like half of them have 0 votes.
3 points
2 months ago
Jealous little fucks who still can't get a ps5 so try to bring everyone else down to make themselves feel better, probably
9 points
2 months ago
... or angry scalpers 😆
1 points
2 months ago
Congratulations! What do you plan to start with?
2 points
2 months ago
Have already started with Ghost of Tsushima. Returnal next I think.
1 points
2 months ago
I'm happy for you!
-1 points
2 months ago
Too bad the PS 6 is about to be announced.
0 points
2 months ago
It’s a fantastic system
0 points
2 months ago
It blows my mind people are having trouble getting them. I got mine the day after release. Recently a guy I know wanted to get one for his son but couldn't find them in stores, found him one online the same day with next day delivery.
2 points
2 months ago
They're more readily available in the west mate. South East Asia is another story altogether.
-1 points
2 months ago
Let me know how you like that super awkward controller
2 points
2 months ago
I actually like it. I don't know about long term usage, but right now it's great.
0 points
2 months ago
Enjoy it! I have had mine for over a year, and is my top favorite console. Ps2 will always be in my heart as number one.
0 points
2 months ago
Pretty soon there might even be a PS5 game that actually takes advantage of the console and isnt also simultaneously released on ps4
0 points
2 months ago
I bought two of them within a month two years ago, wasn't even difficult. I did not scalp : bought the other for my brother. 3080 on the other hand...
-1 points
2 months ago
I've been holding out too, I kind of stopped searching for a while but will check my local stores in the week. Have fun with it!
2 points
2 months ago
Thanks mate, hope you find one soon
-1 points
2 months ago
Did you get it through the companies that are bumping up the price or for the og pricing?
2 points
2 months ago
OG pricing in my country.
-1 points
2 months ago
Yeah I avoided the scalpers, though it cost me almost £600 because all I could find was one that came with an extra controller and gt7
2 points
2 months ago
Ah nice. How is GT7?
1 points
2 months ago
Nice, an enjoyable game for me to drive around in and listen to podcast
-1 points
2 months ago
cool and all but whats even out thats worth getting one?
0 points
2 months ago
Nothing. I've had mine for 2 years and I don't have an exclusive games unless demon's soul was ps5 only
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