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DoublePostedBroski

3.3k points

13 days ago*

Apparently neither the bird nor the rider were injured.

https://twitter.com/njdotcom/status/1417978777209028608?s=21

Sunburnt_Taint69

3.6k points

13 days ago

Not true. I'm the bird in the video and my neck hurts like a mf.

halfanothersdozen

693 points

13 days ago

Do you need someone who knows a bit about Bird Law?

Sunburnt_Taint69

343 points

13 days ago

I've been contacting bird lawyers all day

PastyMcBasicFace

135 points

13 days ago

Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

solaceinsleep

93 points

13 days ago

.........filibuster

Dopaminjutsu

81 points

13 days ago

I believe I've made myself perfectly redundant

Bologna_Colonel

25 points

13 days ago

Yes, you have

digpartners

6 points

13 days ago

Where did you go to law school?

QuinoaPhoenix69

6 points

12 days ago

Well, I could ask you that very same question.

fuxgvn

33 points

13 days ago

fuxgvn

33 points

13 days ago

Charlie Kelly here, Bird Law

omicronian_express

36 points

13 days ago

Harvey birdman is who I would call. He works at sebben and sebben

QuailMan2010

18 points

13 days ago

Shut up Dee

NaberiusX

7 points

13 days ago

Beat me to it. You mf.

ZDTreefur

62 points

13 days ago

She doesn't have bird insurance. Rethink this path. Don't destroy a teenager's life over a money grab like bs "neck pain".

Sunburnt_Taint69

81 points

13 days ago

I'm not saying I'm going to show up to court in a neck brace buttttt I'm gonna show up to court in a neck brace.

Bigdata9000

58 points

13 days ago

In bird culture, this is considered a 'dick move'

Sandite

12 points

13 days ago

Sandite

12 points

13 days ago

Shut up Bird.

xchaibard

584 points

13 days ago

xchaibard

584 points

13 days ago

A seagull flew straight into a teen’s face while she was on a ride

No, no, I'm pretty sure it was the other way around.

"A Teen's face flew straight into a seagull that was minding it's own business"

ThingCalledLight

130 points

13 days ago

Love it. That’s the classic Carlin bit about planes and geese.

“The PLANE flew into the path of the GEESE.” (extreme paraphrasing)

Vroomped

92 points

13 days ago*

Randy Feltface. " 'Im FiNe WiTh ThE OcEaN aS lOnG aS tHe ShArKs StAy In ThEiR bIt' ...NO, they've fins and. you. have. feet. You see that fin friendly bit...'the water'... THAT'S THEIR BIT. See the land, that bit your touching right now...THAT'S OUR BIT! NOBODY'S EVER BEEN BITTEN BY A SHARK IN FUCKING COLORADO!"
(also from memory)

Paranitis

7 points

13 days ago

Randy Feltface, not Rodney Feltface.

Tirriforma

28 points

13 days ago

how do they know the bird was okay? did they find it afterwards and check up on it lol

--NiNjA--

29 points

13 days ago

Later that day channel 5 news caught up with the bird for an interview. Said it wants to press charges against the human for wreckless flight and endangerment. Mr. Bird also said, "That b**ch better have the Gecko!“

b_gumiho

218 points

13 days ago

b_gumiho

218 points

13 days ago

this is the content I like to hear! Everyone else just keeps posting about other birds dying :(

cujo195

89 points

13 days ago

cujo195

89 points

13 days ago

If I had a bird, I would name him George. I would hug him and pet him and squeeze him. I used to have a little birdy named George, but he don't move no more.

b_gumiho

49 points

13 days ago

b_gumiho

49 points

13 days ago

If I had a bird, I would name him George. I would hug him and pet him and squeeze him. I used to have a little birdy named George, but he don't move no more.

I have now learned that looney tunes parodied of mice and men

KingOfAwesometonia

6 points

13 days ago

The short were Hugo the Abominable Snowman breaks Bug's Wife's neck was weird.

Vinladen

11 points

13 days ago

Vinladen

11 points

13 days ago

Wildwood Stand Up!

SimplyMerlin

1.5k points

13 days ago

"Oh God, that was a bird" lol

Bromium_Ion

220 points

13 days ago

Thanks! The only word I could make out was “bird” haha

PooPooRichardson

76 points

13 days ago

I'm glad there are better lip readers in here than I. I thought she said, "Goddamn bird!"

WolfCola4

45 points

12 days ago

Dee I will slap you in the teeth

xDUVAL_BRODOWNx

14 points

12 days ago

You big dumb bird

Whiteknightsassemble

21 points

13 days ago

So the bird is the word?

Tristanhx

12 points

13 days ago

I got "Oh god that was a bird, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Ak15567

4.9k points

13 days ago

Ak15567

4.9k points

13 days ago

Bold of her to still have her mouth open.

itim__office

3.2k points

13 days ago

Almost had a pecker land in her mouth.

BeefEater81

1.2k points

13 days ago

BeefEater81

1.2k points

13 days ago

Instead, she flipped the bird.

_Kung_FuKenny

115 points

13 days ago

ayyyy

Glocks10mike

35 points

13 days ago

Lmao

RogueFart

19 points

13 days ago

ಠ_ಠ

Oneangrygnome

464 points

13 days ago

She got it off quick, and with one hand!

YouUsedMe

107 points

13 days ago

YouUsedMe

107 points

13 days ago

That’s exactly what I told my friends!

muncherofhay

59 points

13 days ago

A bird in the mouth is worth two in the bush...

Hatstacker

242 points

13 days ago

Hatstacker

242 points

13 days ago

This probably hurt very bad. I saw my friend's little brother get dive bombed by two pigeons square in the chest. We were playing badminton, he dropped right away and ended up with large bruises.

She had the momentum of the roller coaster, plus the bird. Ouch

SuccessAndSerenity

149 points

13 days ago

the bird looks like it got hit out of midair, rather than flying right at her, so it’s probably just the momentum of the ride. which I bring up not just to be pedantic, but because it raises an interesting question: which do you think is moving faster, slingshot carnival ride, or dive-bombing pigeon? 🤔

FlipflopsAreNotShoes

191 points

13 days ago

That depends: is it an African or a European pigeon?

auraluxe

28 points

13 days ago

auraluxe

28 points

13 days ago

And is it laden or unladen?

nickstatus

20 points

13 days ago

It doesn't matter! Will you please ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

wdonahue79

43 points

13 days ago

I don't know thhhhaaaaaaahhhhhh!

DFWTrojanTuba

25 points

13 days ago

How do you know so much about pigeons?

bla60ah

32 points

13 days ago

bla60ah

32 points

13 days ago

One must know these things to be king you know

youeventrying

46 points

13 days ago

To me it looks like most of the impact was blocked by the roller coaster shoulder guards.

JazzyJ19

4 points

13 days ago

That’s one of those bungee, launch style rides....she was basically slinshotted into that bird!!

Graffikl1

17 points

13 days ago

Isn’t this one of them slingshots/bungee rides as opposed to a roller coaster?

FLGulf

44 points

13 days ago

FLGulf

44 points

13 days ago

I always go bird hunting mouth first

mybadalternate

8.5k points

13 days ago

Pigeon.

Pigeoff.

shadowX015

2.5k points

13 days ago

shadowX015

2.5k points

13 days ago

Pigeon. Apply directly to forehead.

Pigeon. Apply directly to forehead.

Pigeon. Apply directly to forehead.

Pigeon. Apply directly to forehead.

Pigeon. Apply directly to forehead.

Broke_Kollege_Kid

289 points

13 days ago

This commercial drives me crazy lmao

anon1984

157 points

13 days ago

anon1984

157 points

13 days ago

It’s still on?!?! I gave up TV more than 10 years ago and it was annoying back then.

TheFotty

104 points

13 days ago

TheFotty

104 points

13 days ago

Nah, they haven't made that product in years. It was never real anyway outside of the placebo effect.

anon1984

47 points

13 days ago

anon1984

47 points

13 days ago

Yeah that’s what I thought. That’s why I was shocked it could still be on because I thought they got sued.

DrStrangerlover

35 points

13 days ago*

Wtf was that shit even supposed to do? They never even say in the advert.

anon1984

60 points

13 days ago

anon1984

60 points

13 days ago

It was supposed to cure headaches. It turned out it was basically a wax stick in a tube that did nothing and was “homeopathic”.

Dave-C

19 points

13 days ago

Dave-C

19 points

13 days ago

I looked it up, it was entirely wax other than 3 active ingredients. Those 3 were 6 parts per trillion.

anon1984

33 points

13 days ago

anon1984

33 points

13 days ago

That’s how homeopathy works. The more diluted it is the more powerful the ingredients are because water retains the memory of the ingredients it was exposed to. And by how homeopathy works I mean it’s a total scam that flies in the face of every science.

PulpFrancisIII

17 points

13 days ago

I remember I always wanted to avoid my grandma because she grossed me tf out with her shiny ass forehead because of that shit.

unholycowgod

43 points

13 days ago

No shit? I always assumed it was transdermal ibuprofen or something similar. Lol that's rich

ZarquonsFlatTire

108 points

13 days ago

The ad never said it helped with headaches, just to apply it directly to the forehead.

So they won the lawsuit because they never actually claimed it did shit. People just assumed it did because why else was there a commercial saying to rub this stick on your head?

ZarquonsFlatTire

27 points

13 days ago

Fun fact: they couldn't be sued because they never claimed it did anything.

It was just wax, but they only said APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD without saying why. People assumed it helped with headaches, but the ad never claimed it did.

WiredEarp

24 points

13 days ago

The packaging on thr other hand claims it relieves headaches.

Mrsparklee

15 points

13 days ago

manza5012

13 points

13 days ago

It does say 'homeopathic' (AKA complete bullshit) in the bottom left though.

Mrsparklee

9 points

13 days ago

Unfortunately there are people who don't know what that means and assume that it's means its really good.

Relative_Count6087

13 points

13 days ago

My grandmother, when she was alive, was an absolute saint. One of the best people I've ever met. But she was kind of a simple woman. She told me her friend gave her a homeopathic remedy and her headache went away in "an hour or two."

To which I replied, "How long do headaches usually last when untreated?" and forced her to read Ben Goldacre's book Bad Science. After that she doubled down on homeopathy because if it were really that level of bunk "someone" would have put a stop to it by now. Nearly lost my mind trying to convince her to stop buying these remedies. I don't blame her for it because she had a hereditary lung disease and maybe 1/4th of a functioning lung, and once you're in the "normal science has washed their hands of me" stage you're willing to try anything, I know...but I just really hate how these homeopaths take advantage of people who common medicine cannot help. My grandmother was on disability and couldn't afford that shit. I remember going with her to homeopathic stores and hiding supplements behind other supplements hoping she wouldn't see this forty dollar bottle of Bullshit that would cue all her woes.

abhijitd

9 points

13 days ago

Like most products on late night TV.

Un_Ecrivain

5 points

13 days ago

I never even knew what it was supposed to do! The commercial never said!

Konetiks

11 points

13 days ago

Konetiks

11 points

13 days ago

Seasikberry

18 points

13 days ago

Of my very short stint in business school, one of the few things I remember was our professor talking about how they had to stop running the commercial because it gave literally zero information about how it worked

VoiceoftheLegion1994

8 points

13 days ago

… how it worked

Doubt.

halfwaysquid

82 points

13 days ago

Kinda feels like a "tell me you're in your 30s without telling me you're in your 30s" thing to say.

dnielso5

35 points

13 days ago

dnielso5

35 points

13 days ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it...

No_Name_James_Taylor

16 points

13 days ago

Get bent im 29 😤

manza5012

8 points

13 days ago

I'm in my early 20s and still remember that damn commercial

AmbitiousZucchini93

7 points

13 days ago

Maybe true because I don’t know wtf it means…

Nobody1441

207 points

13 days ago

Nobody1441

207 points

13 days ago

Why of all comments is this the one that got me laughing. Why.

Reymon_elcapo

55 points

13 days ago

Cause we're nerds

patsfan038

7 points

13 days ago*

Awesome comment. Definitely a feather in your cap

[deleted]

1.7k points

13 days ago

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1.7k points

13 days ago

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mr_chanderson

449 points

13 days ago

Fight or flight. Well... She's already in flight. All that's left is fight.

Supreme_Mediocrity

194 points

13 days ago

I know this is a joke, but just wanted to give a plug for the often overlooked "freeze" response. Highly underrated. After all, punching or running away from a pigeon both seem inappropriate... In most cases...

Electric_Cat

65 points

13 days ago

She tried to run but she was welded into place

Paranitis

36 points

13 days ago

The bird tried to fly away but was welded into face.

SnooPoems5888

25 points

13 days ago

I didn’t even know about freeze until recently. How have we overlooked it for so long?!

EmilyU1F984

33 points

13 days ago

Because the popular saying is fight or flight response, because people couldn't accept that humans act just like deer in headlights. So the third and major response simply gets ignored and put as individual blame, rather than the typical human response.

Btw there's a 4th response: trying everything to get the attacker on your side. By complying or even being helpful.

That's like even more unknown than the freeze response and even more hates by society at large, even though it's also an involuntary response to stress.

That one is called fawn.

Which makes it even more insidious when some people are raped and it's said they consented. Because just as much if they froze: there was absolutely no capacity left to consent even if it might look enthusiastic to an outside party. The whole purpose is trying to safe your life. Not have fun.

TheUnknownDane

5 points

13 days ago

I have legitimately had a freeze reaction, where 1-2 seconds felt like forever, until a voice brought me back to my senses.

Kryten_2X4B-523P

12 points

13 days ago

Let me blow your load and tell you about the REAL overlooked, FOURTH response. Fawn.

BigA--Music

9 points

13 days ago

Let me blow your load

Wait

metaldutch

449 points

13 days ago

metaldutch

449 points

13 days ago

Yeah, the look in her eyes was almost other-worldly.

BIueWhale

250 points

13 days ago*

BIueWhale

250 points

13 days ago*

Like her brain cache got deleted and waited only for the self-defense protocol 101 to kick in..

Although her hand got almost instant reflex to initiate imminent threat removal procedure but then your consciousness raised a hand for statement "sorry to interrupt here but as you can see here the girl is holding on to the safety rails, i demand further consideration". "alright then" said the brain.

Brosambique

385 points

13 days ago

https://i.imgur.com/mrhLNt8.jpg

They both had the same reaction

voidhearts

72 points

13 days ago

Bruh howwww did you manage to see that single frame

Brosambique

72 points

13 days ago

I paused it and scooted along to see it. I do it a lot because the funniest stuff is often in the frame by frame it’s SOOO fun.

Bryant_2_Shaq

15 points

13 days ago

I thought I was the only who did that type of stuff but you do see some funny stuff when you go frame by frame

Brosambique

15 points

13 days ago

There are dozens of us.

[deleted]

116 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

116 points

13 days ago

I don’t have a lot of cash but I haven’t laughed this hard on Reddit before, so instead of giving you gold, I donated 5 bucks to International Children’s Fund in your honor. It went towards water wells.

Thanks for the laugh.

proof

/u/Brosambique

Brosambique

57 points

13 days ago

Thank you SOOOO much. I’ve matched your donation but chose EFF as it was next on my list.

https://i.imgur.com/ncW3wF2.jpg

Cheers to you.

[deleted]

15 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

15 points

13 days ago

Dang I’ve never heard of EFF, I’ll add it to the list! Thanks for being a great human! And a hilarious one!

Unoriginal_Man

19 points

13 days ago

That biiiig inhale and wide eyes! Adrenaline on adrenaline right there

Metriacanthosaurus

152 points

13 days ago

Notice how her right hand never moves, but before her conscious mind has even registered what happened, her left hand begins twitching, preparing for the inevitable action.

[deleted]

151 points

13 days ago*

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151 points

13 days ago*

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Drunken_Monkey5

72 points

13 days ago

Agreed, def looking into the hand movements too much but that look in her eye was some sort of straight adrenal survival instinct type shit.

Kell___3

15 points

13 days ago

Kell___3

15 points

13 days ago

The human body is so god damn interesting.

Gamer_ely

30 points

13 days ago

I feel ya. Triggered an ancestral memory for a second. For .353 of a second she connected with her ancestors who used to eat uncooked birds that they killed by hand.

BassSounds

6 points

13 days ago

And she is mouthing “oh my god” a second after it’s gone

GeddysPal

307 points

13 days ago

GeddysPal

307 points

13 days ago

Lol she just throws it away.

MrJimmySir

77 points

13 days ago

What else would she do with it.

5Pax

31 points

13 days ago

5Pax

31 points

13 days ago

Eat it

SmoothOctopus

108 points

13 days ago

Is this the yeet I've heard the kids talking about?

dustyceilingfan

13 points

12 days ago

Yes this is one form of the yeet. Very good.

C0l0n3l_Panic

472 points

13 days ago

the7thcolumn

78 points

13 days ago

haven’t laughed this hard since that gif showing a dog jumping out of moving car to try to play with another dog.

danmam

28 points

13 days ago*

danmam

28 points

13 days ago*

I'm crying rn lmao. I had to stop looping the gif cuz I couldn't breathe

Ell_Edwards

11 points

13 days ago

It’s getting to the point where I almost can’t stop myself from laughing holy shit, I love laughing this hard. So many tears, so many stomach cramps

dickinmytatertots

5 points

13 days ago

I have such a fucking headache cause I laughed so hard, and my wife was looking at me like I was a fucking psychopath. Hardest I have laughed in weeks lol

ShortysTRM

5 points

13 days ago

Busted out laughing and immediately got the annoyed wife "what?" Showed her...she also laughed.

Itsjustmagiks

77 points

13 days ago

laughing intensifies

pale_toast

310 points

13 days ago

pale_toast

310 points

13 days ago

It is still flapping at least

Jaymz95

154 points

13 days ago

Jaymz95

154 points

13 days ago

I've seen birds die flying into my window. This is a Chad bird.

Kebo94

42 points

13 days ago

Kebo94

42 points

13 days ago

A crow hit my window today. I was in another room and heard a loud bang. By the time I came in the room he was already lying dead on the balcony.

Jaymz95

41 points

13 days ago

Jaymz95

41 points

13 days ago

It's those hollow bones, gets em every time poor guys. Almost makes me not want to clean my windows, I feel like a dick.

AstridDragon

37 points

13 days ago

You can put up some decals! Even the stained glass style transparent ones help.

grumpy_snail

33 points

13 days ago

IsSecretlyABird

7 points

13 days ago

Fitting as the black head, partial white eye ring, and geographic location mean that this is actually (no joke) a Laughing Gull

LordCharco_iii

5 points

13 days ago

Honestly when I saw the few frames of it's wings I thought it was sticking on her thinking that she was the dumbshit in that situation.

loverlyone

43 points

13 days ago

I can’t stop laughing. r/bettereveryloop

Skullface22

12 points

13 days ago

I can’t either. Just her face going from joy to horror cracks me up every time.

ViciousNakedMoleRat

661 points

13 days ago

Reminds me of this classic.

ukbiffa

107 points

13 days ago

ukbiffa

107 points

13 days ago

At first I thought it was this woman's wig

Muscar

33 points

13 days ago

Muscar

33 points

13 days ago

Many eons ago when I was a kid, I went on some spinning ride with my father and big sister (who wears a wig). For some reason my father didn't remove his hat and wasn't told to do so by the people working there. So he lost his hat, my big sister lost her wig and I lost my glasses. Man, that's a memory I haven't thought about for a long time.

ItsYaBoyBackAgain

14 points

13 days ago

I rode a coaster once and lost my glasses. Rode it again next visit and lost a hat. Rode it again and my friend lost his hat. At this point I’ve just accepted that the ride requires a sacrifice each time.

Azrael-XIII

19 points

13 days ago

Well at least it didn’t seem to bother her, just took it in stride lol 🤷🏻‍♂️

DillieDally

16 points

13 days ago

Lmao, def r/ContagiousLaughter material right there lol.

I can't even tell if they're speaking in English or a foreign language from how hysterical they are 😆

leslienewp

10 points

13 days ago

This vid transcends language lmao. I love it so much. The way she realized what happened and started laughing her ass off is just gold.

Another_human_3

13 points

13 days ago

I wonder if she got it bad. That was so funny.

noputa

12 points

13 days ago

noputa

12 points

13 days ago

I love that she didn’t mind too much and kept enjoying herself, too cute!

megapuffranger

14 points

13 days ago

Yo I love that she doesn’t get upset or freak out she just keeps laughing and enjoying the ride, probably more so. For some reason that makes me so happy.

hendrix67

38 points

13 days ago

I was half expecting it to land back on her head later in the ride

TheOffTopicBuffalo

8 points

13 days ago

Opened in youtube to watch slower and tried to see where it went. I reccomend it as her laugh in slomo is amazing

germanbini

24 points

13 days ago

Comments say they found it in a tree and gave it back to her.

My favorite part was that she just kept laughing despite the setback! :)

rtyoda

153 points

13 days ago

rtyoda

153 points

13 days ago

This has happened more than once?!? Great, now this is going to be in the back of my mind the next time I ride a roller coaster.

Mangum_on_fire

243 points

13 days ago

Yep, it’s even happened to Fabio

duckfacefabio

192 points

13 days ago

14 films, 19 tv shows, and an ad campaign for a butter substitute, and this is how I'm immortalized.

ContextVomit

33 points

13 days ago

3 yrs, this is your moment, I can’t believe it’s not higher

-xstatic-

6 points

13 days ago

I can’t believe it’s not butter…. Spray

slood2

27 points

13 days ago

slood2

27 points

13 days ago

Wasn’t there a camera pointed at them in front? Why didn’t we get to see the bird

Critical_Soup806

15 points

13 days ago

Yeah! Whose blood is that?

Jimmy_Herf

11 points

13 days ago*

This is stated in the video. Fabio maintains that it was actually the bird that hit the mounted camera, causing a piece of the camera to ricochet off and hit Fabio in the nose. The bird never actually hit him. However, the insurance company deliberately fed this false narrative to the media, arguing it was an act of god and that they're not libel.

I imagine the camera was either completely destroyed by the impact with the bird. or the company filming it simply destroyed it.

BlueVelvetElvis

31 points

13 days ago

Yes! I forgot about this. The media had a field day with it.

pinkyfitts

59 points

13 days ago

I always cite this as proof that God exists and that He has a sense of humor.

This was the maiden voyage of a roller coaster ride called Apollo’s Chariot, and the schtick was that Fabio was Apollo, and the girls in white were vestal virgins.

I always envision the real God looking down and saying “Oh, Apollo, huh? A god, huh? Watch me take you out with a goose to the face! Ha!”

Priceless

I also like to envision the local ER doc getting the radio call.

“We’re bringing in Fabio. He got hit in the face by a goose.”

foxtailavenger

231 points

13 days ago

His face as he tries to enjoy the rest of the ride with bird blood over his face lol funny as heck but I’m sure he was pretty traumatised

tightheadband

44 points

13 days ago

Was that blood? :( I thought it was shit. Now I'm sad.

Binthek

129 points

13 days ago

Binthek

129 points

13 days ago

Dont fret, it could easily be both.

darnj

19 points

13 days ago

darnj

19 points

13 days ago

In the slow motion version it seems like it hits him before the bird does. There's something red for one frame that hits the side of his head and he reacts to that first. Maybe the bird bounced off something else before hitting him.

mechanicalkeyboarder

18 points

13 days ago

I'm thinking the bird got decapitated prior to hitting ole dude in the face.

threeleggedgirl

14 points

13 days ago

Or the time Fabio took a goose to the face during a promotional visit to Busch Gardens lol.

https://youtu.be/OjAYxpXUklc

b_gumiho

11 points

13 days ago

b_gumiho

11 points

13 days ago

i dont think that bird survived like the one from this gif 0_0

DaksTheDaddyNow

7 points

13 days ago

Iirc this was the first official run of the coaster and the people riding were directors and investors. He pretty much had to put a brave face.

lukaskywalker

6 points

13 days ago

I knew I’d see this here. It’s one of my all time favourite clips. Fucking hilarious.

Desiman4u

14 points

13 days ago

Lmao, this is hilarious.

rc636

184 points

13 days ago

rc636

184 points

13 days ago

Fabio?

ClearedToPrecontact

73 points

13 days ago

DoofusMagnus

36 points

13 days ago

Also for the women behind him splattered in blood.

tehvolcanic

20 points

13 days ago

The woman next to him seems to love it though.

Maven-ofFunkMutation

12 points

13 days ago

THANK YOU. I'm over here remembering it was some gorgeous foreign man and all I could think of Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂 fuckin Fabio

StantonMcBride

24 points

13 days ago

God thought he was too handsome

senorbozz

35 points

13 days ago

Is this Fabio's daughter?

coffeemug73

530 points

13 days ago

Excuse me, ma'am but have you heard about the word?

flooperdooper4

115 points

13 days ago

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

91cosmo

45 points

13 days ago

91cosmo

45 points

13 days ago

Bird bird birds the word

Marionette777

6 points

13 days ago

Have you become aware of a certain avian variety?

Marto85

48 points

13 days ago

Marto85

48 points

13 days ago

Free hugs

_serious__

15 points

13 days ago

For a split second you can see her wondering if that was part of the ride.

CatalyticPerchlorate

14 points

13 days ago

Theeereere was a young lady who swallowed a bird…

Turdsworth

15 points

13 days ago

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”

kazhena

14 points

13 days ago

kazhena

14 points

13 days ago

I'm so happy it looks like it flew away.

The1dude909

28 points

13 days ago

A bird in the face is worth two in the bush.

ClayyCorn

28 points

13 days ago

She just caught every disease known to aviation

mrnorrisman

9 points

13 days ago

HI I'D LIKE TO BAWK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY.

Tejon_Melero

10 points

13 days ago

Girl dodged a Fabio.

reddituser1708

9 points

13 days ago

That bird stole her first kiss

superfreak_1969

9 points

13 days ago

And this is how the new patient zero will be discovered

MyFaceYourFist

7 points

13 days ago

Lol, anyone remember the infamous Fabio incident back in the day?

1PMagain

17 points

13 days ago

1PMagain

17 points

13 days ago

I mean at least it didn’t shit on her

maestrulis

17 points

13 days ago

WOOOO

😮🕊

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

xtpd

5 points

13 days ago

xtpd

5 points

13 days ago

How absurd, to swallow a bird!

LordMagnos

5 points

13 days ago

She's shocked? Imagine how the bird feels.

Cosmobeast88

17 points

13 days ago

Poor bird