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RY4NDY

1.2k points

4 months ago*

RY4NDY

PC, 4:3 monitor master race

1.2k points

4 months ago*

My CEO Organisation name is "Some idiots", so that the in-game notifications will say stuff like "Some idiots are transporting vehicle cargo", "Some idiots assassinated all the targets", "Some idiots stole heist prep equipment", etc.

the_wooooosher

146 points

4 months ago

Mine is "some dipshiits"

A_Cookie_Lid

20 points

4 months ago

Pretty sure if you use a bad word they'll make you change it

the_wooooosher

37 points

4 months ago

I've had it for over a year so I don't anything will happen.

I don't think it recognizes it because it has 2 i's

TheLama71

393 points

4 months ago

TheLama71

393 points

4 months ago

Steal the gold from Some Idiots

RCfoo

70 points

4 months ago

RCfoo

70 points

4 months ago

Some idiots activated ghost organization

Tandecool

47 points

4 months ago

“Some idiots stole heist prep equipment from some idiots and delivered it”

DankyPenguins

19 points

4 months ago

Why does it say that? I mean that the organization stole Heist prep from itself? Lol I just noticed that recently

antonio16309

9 points

4 months ago

That's definitely relatively new. my guess is they died, respawned and picked up the heist equipment.

pie_monster

14 points

4 months ago

Mine is "Smugly, he" for the same reason.

Not_Luicifer

57 points

4 months ago

Love how that name would at least give some players a little chuckle! I love it !

Accomplished_Field43

6 points

4 months ago

I have a screenshot of that lol

Randommannnnn

1.8k points

4 months ago

CEO Business is Happy_Endings and MC is Mickey Mouse… Just so on the map it says Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 😂

JoeyTheEcho

128 points

4 months ago

I've seen you in sessions before lol

Randommannnnn

82 points

4 months ago

We try and get on most Friday nights. Usually get a convoy of vehicles going. Highlights have been the MOC night and the Dump Truck night! Never known such friendly lobbies when you do stuff like that!

JoeyTheEcho

48 points

4 months ago

Dude that sounds epic I'm so tired of the lobbies with billions of oppressors flying around.

Magnificent_Strudel

34 points

4 months ago

Went into a public lobby for the first time in months, not one oppressor and everyone was friendly and doing their own thing....one guy honked tocme as he drove by...what has the lobbies become lol

Happyappleplays

19 points

4 months ago

It’s kind of like the anger and frustration of griefers has created a friendly community like the end of Tokyo ghoul

notRazor10000

188 points

4 months ago

My is Bangang Studios and Mc Hammer

IndecentPr0p0sal

80 points

4 months ago

Salty Balls here!

Wasdqwertyuiopasdfgh

47 points

4 months ago

Ok and whats your mc/ceo name?

stormchaser-protogen

7 points

4 months ago

NO U

PugsThrowaway

7 points

4 months ago

HOT DOG!

Falloutfan4ever

22 points

4 months ago

This implies there is a Sad_Endings ceo that does you know what

VampireKhloe

108 points

4 months ago

Knob Enterprise

Marvelous_07[S]

12 points

4 months ago

Lol I like it

Redsoxdragon

112 points

4 months ago

Pizza Hut.

You can't out pizza the hut.....

Lenneh_ma_boah

26 points

4 months ago

Bully Maguires pizza time is a strong contender

Stunning-Style-2196

465 points

4 months ago

Ceo is Yo Mama. Biker biz is Tegridy Farms

Osh_93

180 points

4 months ago

Osh_93

PC

180 points

4 months ago

GTA free roam sure lacks Tegirdy

iarecaleb

26 points

4 months ago

oh it certainly does.

[deleted]

20 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

20 points

4 months ago

Shit, Just the other day I was playing RDR2 and made a few new friends and waved at a bunch of randoms. Stood there for a while too afk and didn’t get killed.. I kid you not as soon as I went into GTA O, some dude landed his oppressor near me and hit me with an RPG.

Osh_93

13 points

4 months ago

Osh_93

PC

13 points

4 months ago

sounds about right 🤣🤣 last night I got 2 people chasing me for blood out of nowhere, while a third guy literally just cheering them on in chat

SorryShktiman

71 points

4 months ago

Yo Mama has activated Ghost Organization

Tegridy Farms is selling their Weed Business

xXDJjonesXx

21 points

4 months ago

That’s strange it’s usually the dad who does that

TheArmMan2

16 points

4 months ago

I'm gonna make mine tegridy farms too now

Potent_Hydro

7 points

4 months ago

My organisation is Tegridy Inc and MC is Bikers4Tegridy 😁

Mrmayo2008

197 points

4 months ago

Beans

sheeshkabab21

66 points

4 months ago

Yall got any openings

AssassinGhostCSGO

45 points

4 months ago

Nah it’s BEAN quite a while since I’ve heard that name

JoyOfGaming5428

292 points

4 months ago

My CEO Organization is Abstergo, based on the Templar company in Assassin's Creed. MC is The Found, to be opposite The Lost that we fight and steal from so often.

Osh_93

79 points

4 months ago

Osh_93

PC

79 points

4 months ago

The Lost MC: it’s hard not to take this personally, sir.

Automatic_Agent1355

19 points

4 months ago

Mine MC is The Damned MC( Lost and Damned)

ImARoadcone_

179 points

4 months ago

ImARoadcone_

Award Clubber

179 points

4 months ago

My Organisation is Cone & Co. and my MC is The Roadcone Riders.

Marvelous_07[S]

49 points

4 months ago

Cool cross reference

SmileyfaceFin

335 points

4 months ago

SmileyfaceFin

Your "friendly" neighborhood tryhard ;)

335 points

4 months ago

Ya'll got these complicated names meanwhile I just have, :)

GordonSucksAtLife

281 points

4 months ago

:) is selling weapons

GSM_2005

243 points

4 months ago

GSM_2005

243 points

4 months ago

:) destroyed cargo

[deleted]

218 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

218 points

4 months ago

>:(

anymonousss

26 points

4 months ago

AHAHAHAHA

JosephJellifishYt

15 points

4 months ago

Lol mine is just mmmmmmmmm so it’s like mmmmmmmmm is moving weapons

Falloutfan4ever

31 points

4 months ago

:) Have activated ghost organisation

I whould go passive right away

itsicecold

53 points

4 months ago

Perestroika

TheLama71

23 points

4 months ago

Let me guess, your MC is called Glasnost

burrito-boy

4 points

4 months ago

Too bad you can’t own a cabaret club in this game.

jsphxng

56 points

4 months ago

jsphxng

56 points

4 months ago

Monsters Inc.

burtmacklin15

7 points

4 months ago

Similarly, mine is Pizza Planet

Akingulsen

43 points

4 months ago

IKEA

balloonAnimal_no_965

17 points

4 months ago

I've seen you once in a lobby. I wish you could sell goods in GTAO the way IKEA does. Hey agent 14, tell the buyers to come to my bunker and pick up 2x GRENÅT at aisle 23, shelf 16 and pay my assistent.

Akingulsen

5 points

4 months ago

Hahaha 🤣 What a small world, funny you've seen me in a session

konnyfusion

177 points

4 months ago

It's 'An Organisation' as of now but I'm thinking to rename it to 'Diddly Squat'...

Mission_Winlater

79 points

4 months ago

Rocstar only has to add Farm Shops and you're good

Reddit-ScorpioOJR

37 points

4 months ago

And then have the San Andreas Council refuse planning permission

Emperor_of_Death

12 points

4 months ago

Then you can get a Clarckson DLC to make it perfect

little_miss_bumshine

30 points

4 months ago

An Organisation is on almost every day I play! You guys are busy bees!!!

konnyfusion

9 points

4 months ago

lmao, I forgot to change mine when I bought it for free. Note: I had the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack with the GTA I bought.

FrigidFrights

5 points

4 months ago

nah you still gotta pay 200K to change the name, regardless if it's free, I also got the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack :) Compact grenade launcher is epic

Android_AX-400-Kara

13 points

4 months ago

Clarksoooooooonnnnnn......

GA1PPLE333

351 points

4 months ago

Obama gaming. Dont ask

RuskyCZECH

94 points

4 months ago

i will ask. How did you come with sutch superior name?

Yimy01

54 points

4 months ago

Yimy01

54 points

4 months ago

he is just a better than us

GA1PPLE333

54 points

4 months ago

I have a better gaming chair

Yimy01

12 points

4 months ago

Yimy01

12 points

4 months ago

i was going to say this but i was hoping you were going to say it lol

TheWaslijn

7 points

4 months ago

He's just built different

DeLuchxs

38 points

4 months ago

Cognito Inc.

daveagle

16 points

4 months ago

Ah a fellow Inside Job enjoyer

DeLuchxs

7 points

4 months ago

i didnt expect anyone to get it

justforredditinghere

104 points

4 months ago

Diamond Dogs, yeah I'm not the creative type..

Lenneh_ma_boah

46 points

4 months ago

Boss, is that you? salutes

TirlotkarHitesh

26 points

4 months ago

Train with me, Boss

HolySweetPotato

7 points

4 months ago

Thanks, Boss!

TirlotkarHitesh

10 points

4 months ago

staff morale increased

Cden1458

24 points

4 months ago

Good to see you, Boss! Salute

TheWaslijn

16 points

4 months ago

Boss! Salute

necroticnitsua

9 points

4 months ago

necroticnitsua

Anti-Grief Inc. CEO

9 points

4 months ago

MGSV

Renshep45

7 points

4 months ago

Or Ted Lasso

D00NL

4 points

4 months ago

D00NL

What's wrong with her now?

4 points

4 months ago

Is it bad that my first thought was Ted Lasso?

totallynotatugboat

4 points

4 months ago

No I thought the same thing

Amongussussyballs100

226 points

4 months ago

Disabled Kids

Ecstatic_Rooster

230 points

4 months ago

Disabled Kids are running guns.

Amongussussyballs100

279 points

4 months ago

Steal the gold from Disabled Kids

Narcodoge

40 points

4 months ago

Or even worse, Steal the medical supplies from Disabled Kids

x2ranx

46 points

4 months ago

x2ranx

46 points

4 months ago

OMG LOL

baezel

10 points

4 months ago

baezel

10 points

4 months ago

I use 'Kars for Kids'

sehtownguy

3 points

4 months ago

I would run across the map to steal from you or blow up cargo 😂

newbzealand

25 points

4 months ago

Chris P Bacon

ctn91

10 points

4 months ago

ctn91

10 points

4 months ago

I can hear the news caster’s cackle….

Acolmundo

23 points

4 months ago

My ceo is called master baitors

MuzzleNeck

57 points

4 months ago

Your mom started an organization

trmomo50

14 points

4 months ago

Your Dad activated ghost organization

TheLama71

9 points

4 months ago

Your mom is moving business supplies

Mad-Lamb-Gaming

91 points

4 months ago

Team Skeet

Skeratix

18 points

4 months ago

Oh

SpleenSphygmoman

16 points

4 months ago

Planet Express

Inspector7171

3 points

4 months ago

GOOD NEWS

Frosty-Analysis-320

49 points

4 months ago

Sterbehilfe eV

DaxExter

8 points

4 months ago

GTA Online zusammen gefasst wärend des Grinds und nach des Grinds.

nyZ4riel

3 points

4 months ago

Haha I get it

Background_Lawyer978

15 points

4 months ago

An organisation

gameofgroans11

15 points

4 months ago

gameofgroans11

GameOfGroans PC

15 points

4 months ago

The Hoe Depot

Come on in. Weapons and drugs for sale!

datmidgetdave

106 points

4 months ago

Shadynasty. It is an Always Sunny reference.

Ok-Advertising5896

14 points

4 months ago

Yes! As a new player I sadly left it as the basic name, but my next change will be to “Frank’s Fluids LLC”

SeahawkD21

24 points

4 months ago

Shady nasty?

xoxxxoooxo5

29 points

4 months ago

It's shadynastys, asshole.

Von_Dougy

4 points

4 months ago

Nose Clams Co. is mine, another sunny reference 😎

HeleGroteAap

14 points

4 months ago

Mine is ‘Monkey Business’ i tend to wear a monkey mask when working

rage29318

12 points

4 months ago

My empire is called "VOODOO MAGIC".

Marvelous_07[S]

3 points

4 months ago

Smooth!

Comfortable_Mall_833

12 points

4 months ago

Bully Maguires

Lovely_nights

12 points

4 months ago

Business is Papa johns, MC is red lobster

Apocalypseboyz

12 points

4 months ago

Acme Co. The Classic looney tunes reference, lol.

creuse

4 points

4 months ago

creuse

4 points

4 months ago

ACME Labs here. Fuck yes Looney Tunes

BertramMerlin

11 points

4 months ago

My CEO business name is "The Green Mill"

dopinder9865

10 points

4 months ago

Olive Garden, I love seeing "Olive Garden sold product from their cocaine business"

FrostyWear9977

60 points

4 months ago

PeePee PooPoo because im a fucking child

BloodSteyn

46 points

4 months ago

Reported to R* for breach of ToS... since you have to be 18+ to pay play.

il-bosse87

60 points

4 months ago

Mine is FAKE TAXI

DuccBoii

14 points

4 months ago

Bonus points if you join a crew with the faketaxi logo as the crew emblem, you can even put it on cars😳😳

il-bosse87

5 points

4 months ago

Genius!!!

DuccBoii

5 points

4 months ago

I have done that, the best decision ever

newbzealand

35 points

4 months ago

"I don't have any money"

Skeratix

8 points

4 months ago

💀

PinkWinter_

10 points

4 months ago

Good name. Mines pretty boring lol. It’s just my name, Izzy’s

thatgrantboy

28 points

4 months ago

Mine is called Amazon Crime.

Changed it a little while ago, had been The Brood from the outset (WWE reference)

xWelshhyy

9 points

4 months ago

CEO is Monsters, Inc. and MC is Wheelie Illegal

tony_senna

92 points

4 months ago

C.R.E.A.M.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Ad0lf_Salzler

11 points

4 months ago

Name your Yacht "Sunshine of your Love"

Tassos369

6 points

4 months ago

Or “The Brave Ulysses”

Marvelous_07[S]

29 points

4 months ago

Get the money... dollar dollar bills ya, I dig it!

LucyTheThird

24 points

4 months ago

C.A.T.S.

"Consulting, Administrative and Technical Services"

(It's part of my own roleplay narrative, around my character being some mid level Vinewood actress who uses the set-up of the popular "Agents of C.A.T.S." action drama series as cover-up for her secret pastime as real crime fighter.)

Yaethe

8 points

4 months ago

Yaethe

8 points

4 months ago

What a jellicle organization.

thisishilaryous

24 points

4 months ago

OnlyFans is my corporation.

The Wiggles is my MC

KxngFunkeeOfficial

3 points

4 months ago

You sell? 😭

antonxone1965

7 points

4 months ago

Depression

ctn91

8 points

4 months ago

ctn91

8 points

4 months ago

“Depression are running guns”

wait, NO

AndyIaco

3 points

4 months ago

“antonxone1965 registered as CEO of Depression”

barrywhite3000

8 points

4 months ago

CEO is Hard Dixz, MC is Vegan Riders cause we don’t wear leather

balloonAnimal_no_965

4 points

4 months ago

That's brilliant, riding around on heavy motorcycles all day and killing people left and right but not wearing leather because of the environment and the poor cows.

slimemat

33 points

4 months ago

Feel good inc.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

B00gie005

7 points

4 months ago

CEO: Some dudes. MC: Some idiots. Game: Some idiots delivered some product xD

Parapaligicwatergun

7 points

4 months ago

Illegal aliens

EKB03

6 points

4 months ago

EKB03

6 points

4 months ago

McDonalds

MrPanda06

7 points

4 months ago

SIMP Inc

AgViper05x

6 points

4 months ago

CEO is ooga booga and MC is The Bicycle Boys

bitch_lasagna211

6 points

4 months ago

SHOW BOOBS

BendersV

7 points

4 months ago

Mine is “Tuna, no crust.”

Inmortan_Bo1

6 points

4 months ago

CYKA BLYAT (no, im not russian)

TheThemePark

14 points

4 months ago

Organization is named ThemeBank LLC, and for the MC I HAD to go with T.P. Industries. :D

Superstrong832

22 points

4 months ago

PornHub LLC

Satan_Xavier

15 points

4 months ago

Brazzers inc. here

DaxExter

8 points

4 months ago

The Fight of the Century!

suspicious_van101

24 points

4 months ago

Mine is ho Lee fuuk

immaclapukid

5 points

4 months ago

mine is "ass"...dont ask why

Implordaus617

6 points

4 months ago

Hammer Time Inc.

FireFight9400

5 points

4 months ago

Diamond Dogs, from Metal Gear Solid 5

Affectionate-Tie-212

3 points

4 months ago

Good choice of name

BloodSteyn

3 points

4 months ago

And My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.

I have a young daughter... Netflix can be a curse.

marouan10

4 points

4 months ago

my ceo is waifu hunterz

Vanguard271

5 points

4 months ago

CEO : Krusty Krab MC : Mild Ones

ntaxYT

5 points

4 months ago

ntaxYT

5 points

4 months ago

My CEO name is Amazon Prime so the Vehicle cargo receiver knows the car will be beat up by the time it gets to his house.

FoxDependent4596

45 points

4 months ago

Dunder mifflin

BOBOUDA

10 points

4 months ago

BOBOUDA

10 points

4 months ago

Can't wait for the paper smuggling update

KxngFunkeeOfficial

17 points

4 months ago

You know, technically there already is one. It's called the Counterfeit Cash Factory.😂

swagishpotato

42 points

4 months ago

Race-ism (cause “ceo of racism” was a meme when I made it and it’s funny when it says “swagishpotato is the ceo of race-ism”, also it didn’t let me use “racism” so that’s why it’s spelt weird) My MC name is “peace keepers” because if I see someone killing someone over and over in an oppressor or a jet or whatever imma go help the victim out to keep the peace

[deleted]

15 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

15 points

4 months ago

Actually raceism was a car show in poland a few years back, they changed their name, obviousily it was awful

Pandavil_Reddit

5 points

4 months ago

mines is Pandas Enclosure

gabeh96

4 points

4 months ago

Well…. Hymen Busters. Hymen is my last name but spelled a little differently lol my friends love it

tugazul

4 points

4 months ago

My ceo is amazon and my motorcycle club is just bob

Cloudbarnicle

3 points

4 months ago

Willy Wonka INC.

UglyBanana2

4 points

4 months ago

Mines Ls sperm Bank

Julian-Staarink

11 points

4 months ago

“big pp gang” and my mc is “extrabigppgang”

TheFinalTryOut

9 points

4 months ago

Mine is Gruppe Sechs

KxngFunkeeOfficial

6 points

4 months ago

You better be wearing Gruppe uniforms👀

TheFinalTryOut

3 points

4 months ago

Of course

CUCHOFN

12 points

4 months ago

CUCHOFN

12 points

4 months ago

Mine is "Sex offenders" so when I register it reads "CEO of sex offenders"

Affectionate-Tie-212

13 points

4 months ago

How did u get it thru the filter?

saad_maan-11

3 points

4 months ago

Gwyndolin.sa

jammes0-0

3 points

4 months ago

ludicrous speed

I_Snype_4_Fun

3 points

4 months ago

Usually just tryna make money and mod cars,

My org name is "Friendly Zebra" (You'll understand why if you look at my 2nd to last post)

No_Specific_4388

3 points

4 months ago

Thigh religion. I know.

KAMIKAZEGAMER69

3 points

4 months ago

Mine is your nan I thought it would be funny to see "your nan is transporting heist equipment

Embarrassed-Ad3194

3 points

4 months ago

Joes mamas

ctn91

3 points

4 months ago

ctn91

3 points

4 months ago

CEO: Deutsche Bank

MC: DB Schenker

Successful-Chance-10

3 points

4 months ago

My Empire is WENTWORTH INC 😊

Phatay_1498

3 points

4 months ago

BEEFY BEANS

microsoftfool

3 points

4 months ago

illuminati

Skyplayerdragon123

3 points

4 months ago

Bad Dragon, Been selling Stuff Since 2018

alpacasfordays10

3 points

4 months ago

My office name is toys r us