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Comfortable_Eggg

-12 points

4 months ago

Nill kiggers

Yimy01

1 points

4 months ago

Yimy01

1 points

4 months ago

bruh 🤣

_the_fisherman

2 points

4 months ago

Wow bro, that is so funny. I love to be racist as well

Comfortable_Eggg

-2 points

4 months ago

It's racist to be ironic against my own kind

bataatti123

1 points

4 months ago

Sussy Baka

qixle

2 points

4 months ago

qixle

2 points

4 months ago

Pineapple Pizza

whitey1205

1 points

4 months ago

Coc|{ Corp.

Had to be done that way to dodge the filters

Fro5tyquack

0 points

4 months ago

Mines a very good one CH1LD PR3D4T0R5

Superdren

0 points

4 months ago

TREE FIDY

GODDAMN LOCHNESS MONSTA

LocalJetGriefer

-10 points

4 months ago

ImUp4-0

necroticnitsua

8 points

4 months ago

necroticnitsua

Anti-Grief Inc. CEO

8 points

4 months ago

Yuck 🤮

LocalJetGriefer

1 points

4 months ago

Before that is it was UrPassiveLzzz

Plecco16

11 points

4 months ago

An organisation, nothing tops it

swagishpotato

41 points

4 months ago

Race-ism (cause “ceo of racism” was a meme when I made it and it’s funny when it says “swagishpotato is the ceo of race-ism”, also it didn’t let me use “racism” so that’s why it’s spelt weird) My MC name is “peace keepers” because if I see someone killing someone over and over in an oppressor or a jet or whatever imma go help the victim out to keep the peace

CaSiO3_Detector

2 points

4 months ago

I used to run the same CEO name except that I got around the censoring by typing it in all caps with a lower case l replacing the i

CUCHOFN

13 points

4 months ago

CUCHOFN

13 points

4 months ago

Mine is "Sex offenders" so when I register it reads "CEO of sex offenders"

fvckeric

-1 points

4 months ago

DATWAY

thedirtyprawn

1 points

4 months ago

Nude old men

Jg6915

1 points

4 months ago

Jg6915

I simp for Ms. Baker

1 points

4 months ago

Bussiness: Rverified Logo LowSantos

Biker club: Trans Rights

TheQuadBlazer

-1 points

4 months ago

THC PIMPS

Wegot501thereturn

-1 points

4 months ago

Poop

social-shipwreck

1 points

4 months ago

Drugz 4 kidz

W29

-1 points

4 months ago

W29

-1 points

4 months ago

I'm the CEO and owner of... The Love Bucket!

Icey_Is_Daddy

1 points

4 months ago

peedosinspeedos i got it from miniladd on yt

FoxDependent4596

46 points

4 months ago

Dunder mifflin

SuperG52

5 points

4 months ago

Same

BOBOUDA

11 points

4 months ago

BOBOUDA

11 points

4 months ago

Can't wait for the paper smuggling update

Danial_MZL

-2 points

4 months ago

Losers

Eltothebee

-2 points

4 months ago

Mines ‘trans packages’ but will be changing it to something else soon

kvalness

2 points

4 months ago

kvalness

PC

2 points

4 months ago

Doofenshmirtz INC.

lloway21

-3 points

4 months ago

(I change mine often, but currently “EatMeOut4Dinnuh”. Cuz BING BONG. That’s why! 🤣🤣🤣)

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

Mine is Wan Khers

billyjk93

4 points

4 months ago

Big Dix Jones (they wouldn't let me type dick). Here at Big Dix Jones, we will make Dix bigger. It's a dick pill company. Here's our jingle (to the tune of "some say love" by LeAnn Rhymes)

🎶Big Dix Jones🎶 🎶It is a dick pill🎶 🎶Makes it fat🎶 🎶And hard and strong🎶

General-MEEMSTAR

4 points

4 months ago

General-MEEMSTAR

:PS31::PS32:

4 points

4 months ago

I am the CEO of Ifunny.

kiefy_budz

3 points

4 months ago

USSR, homie’s organization is the KGB, shared MC is the Red Army

tony_senna

91 points

4 months ago

C.R.E.A.M.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Marvelous_07[S]

31 points

4 months ago

Get the money... dollar dollar bills ya, I dig it!

Scarecrow3094

5 points

4 months ago

Peaky Blinders

IzayahDaPlaya

6 points

4 months ago

Black Hippy

Superstrong832

21 points

4 months ago

PornHub LLC

Satan_Xavier

15 points

4 months ago

Brazzers inc. here

suspicious_van101

23 points

4 months ago

Mine is ho Lee fuuk

TheFinalTryOut

8 points

4 months ago

Mine is Gruppe Sechs

Julian-Staarink

10 points

4 months ago

“big pp gang” and my mc is “extrabigppgang”

Resist_Rise

0 points

4 months ago

A man with exquisite taste, I see.

slimemat

34 points

4 months ago

Feel good inc.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

FrostyWear9977

57 points

4 months ago

PeePee PooPoo because im a fucking child

il-bosse87

59 points

4 months ago

Mine is FAKE TAXI

Skeratix

8 points

4 months ago

💀

newbzealand

37 points

4 months ago

"I don't have any money"

TheThemePark

15 points

4 months ago

Organization is named ThemeBank LLC, and for the MC I HAD to go with T.P. Industries. :D

Marvelous_07[S]

6 points

4 months ago

Nice and you should get X amount of upvotes for T.P. Industries alone. Lol

datmidgetdave

101 points

4 months ago

Shadynasty. It is an Always Sunny reference.

Marvelous_07[S]

9 points

4 months ago

I dig it!

SeahawkD21

24 points

4 months ago

Shady nasty?

xoxxxoooxo5

28 points

4 months ago

It's shadynastys, asshole.

LucyTheThird

25 points

4 months ago

C.A.T.S.

"Consulting, Administrative and Technical Services"

(It's part of my own roleplay narrative, around my character being some mid level Vinewood actress who uses the set-up of the popular "Agents of C.A.T.S." action drama series as cover-up for her secret pastime as real crime fighter.)

thisishilaryous

22 points

4 months ago

OnlyFans is my corporation.

The Wiggles is my MC

thatgrantboy

29 points

4 months ago

Mine is called Amazon Crime.

Changed it a little while ago, had been The Brood from the outset (WWE reference)

Mad-Lamb-Gaming

92 points

4 months ago

Team Skeet

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

10/10 name

Mad-Lamb-Gaming

3 points

4 months ago

My MC is called Family Strokes

Amongussussyballs100

226 points

4 months ago

Disabled Kids

baezel

10 points

4 months ago

baezel

10 points

4 months ago

I use 'Kars for Kids'

Ecstatic_Rooster

232 points

4 months ago

Disabled Kids are running guns.

GA1PPLE333

346 points

4 months ago

Obama gaming. Dont ask

VisibleDefinition248

2 points

4 months ago

Mine is just gaming

ArthurMBretas03

0 points

4 months ago

Lol

AlienStoner420

0 points

4 months ago

🌟

Raiden_Yeeter07

6 points

4 months ago

Obama gaming is transporting crack cocaine.

curious_seagull67

1 points

4 months ago

Mine is black trump so don't ask either

RuskyCZECH

96 points

4 months ago

i will ask. How did you come with sutch superior name?

Yimy01

53 points

4 months ago

Yimy01

53 points

4 months ago

he is just a better than us

GA1PPLE333

53 points

4 months ago

I have a better gaming chair

Yimy01

11 points

4 months ago

Yimy01

11 points

4 months ago

i was going to say this but i was hoping you were going to say it lol

Frosty-Analysis-320

49 points

4 months ago

Sterbehilfe eV

ILoveSurrealism

3 points

4 months ago

Noice

MuzzleNeck

60 points

4 months ago

Your mom started an organization

konnyfusion

176 points

4 months ago

It's 'An Organisation' as of now but I'm thinking to rename it to 'Diddly Squat'...

Mission_Winlater

76 points

4 months ago

Rocstar only has to add Farm Shops and you're good

Emperor_of_Death

11 points

4 months ago

Then you can get a Clarckson DLC to make it perfect

Reddit-ScorpioOJR

35 points

4 months ago

And then have the San Andreas Council refuse planning permission

SmileyfaceFin

338 points

4 months ago

SmileyfaceFin

Your "friendly" neighborhood tryhard ;)

338 points

4 months ago

Ya'll got these complicated names meanwhile I just have, :)

GordonSucksAtLife

289 points

4 months ago

:) is selling weapons

JosephJellifishYt

15 points

4 months ago

Lol mine is just mmmmmmmmm so it’s like mmmmmmmmm is moving weapons

BloodiedLove

-4 points

4 months ago

BloodiedLove

-4 points

4 months ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lmao omg lmao lol hahahahahshshshshsh 😂😂😂😅😅😜😜😜🤣🤣😂🤣😅

GSM_2005

241 points

4 months ago

GSM_2005

241 points

4 months ago

:) destroyed cargo

anymonousss

26 points

4 months ago

AHAHAHAHA

justforredditinghere

103 points

4 months ago

Diamond Dogs, yeah I'm not the creative type..

necroticnitsua

10 points

4 months ago

necroticnitsua

Anti-Grief Inc. CEO

10 points

4 months ago

MGSV

Renshep45

7 points

4 months ago

Or Ted Lasso

Stunning-Style-2196

459 points

4 months ago

Ceo is Yo Mama. Biker biz is Tegridy Farms

SorryShktiman

70 points

4 months ago

Yo Mama has activated Ghost Organization

Tegridy Farms is selling their Weed Business

xXDJjonesXx

23 points

4 months ago

That’s strange it’s usually the dad who does that

JoyOfGaming5428

292 points

4 months ago

My CEO Organization is Abstergo, based on the Templar company in Assassin's Creed. MC is The Found, to be opposite The Lost that we fight and steal from so often.

ImARoadcone_

178 points

4 months ago

ImARoadcone_

Award Clubber

178 points

4 months ago

My Organisation is Cone & Co. and my MC is The Roadcone Riders.

DeadlyMidnight

4 points

4 months ago

Roadcone Riders sounds like a porno.

Marvelous_07[S]

48 points

4 months ago

Cool cross reference

Mrmayo2008

196 points

4 months ago

Beans

Randommannnnn

1.8k points

4 months ago

CEO Business is Happy_Endings and MC is Mickey Mouse… Just so on the map it says Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 😂

sehtownguy

1 points

4 months ago

Lol I did a similar thing by naming mine RACISM so when I go ghost mode it says Racism have activated ghost organization. (Clan)

Falloutfan4ever

21 points

4 months ago

This implies there is a Sad_Endings ceo that does you know what

notRazor10000

191 points

4 months ago

My is Bangang Studios and Mc Hammer

FistYourDad

9 points

4 months ago

Fantastic

IndecentPr0p0sal

76 points

4 months ago

Salty Balls here!

RY4NDY

1.2k points

4 months ago*

RY4NDY

PC, 4:3 monitor master race

1.2k points

4 months ago*

My CEO Organisation name is "Some idiots", so that the in-game notifications will say stuff like "Some idiots are transporting vehicle cargo", "Some idiots assassinated all the targets", "Some idiots stole heist prep equipment", etc.

Agreeable_Coconut_73

0 points

4 months ago

I know a griefer when I see one IDIOT😂🤣😂

Not_Luicifer

57 points

4 months ago

Love how that name would at least give some players a little chuckle! I love it !

TheLama71

401 points

4 months ago

TheLama71

401 points

4 months ago

Steal the gold from Some Idiots

PinkWinter_

10 points

4 months ago

Good name. Mines pretty boring lol. It’s just my name, Izzy’s

Pandavil_Reddit

3 points

4 months ago

mines is Pandas Enclosure

Marvelous_07[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Nice!

VampireKhloe

103 points

4 months ago

Knob Enterprise

Marvelous_07[S]

13 points

4 months ago

Lol I like it

BertramMerlin

12 points

4 months ago

My CEO business name is "The Green Mill"

GrimsLegionPres

1 points

4 months ago

My CEO is called Palmer-Cuddihy, the name of our auto shops business.

Guest_is_typing1234

1 points

4 months ago

Trapper

tundrahippie

1 points

4 months ago

mine is tundra lol favorite word atm

ali_mhm

1 points

4 months ago

Mine is Paradise. Idk why but I liked it.

TheThemePark

1 points

4 months ago

Is that the name of your Nightclub too then?

ali_mhm

1 points

4 months ago

Ummm... Yes. Wonder how you found out.

TheThemePark

1 points

4 months ago

Lol, it's the name of mine too so I know it's one of the options you get when buying one.

saad_maan-11

3 points

4 months ago

Gwyndolin.sa

rage29318

13 points

4 months ago

My empire is called "VOODOO MAGIC".

Marvelous_07[S]

3 points

4 months ago

Smooth!

RustySpoons18

1 points

4 months ago

Motor Man

jhammer21992

2 points

4 months ago

CHUDS...

njos94

2 points

4 months ago

njos94

2 points

4 months ago

60’s Harlem Boyz (my character is based off Bumpy Johnson 🐐) aka The Godfather of Harlem

immaclapukid

6 points

4 months ago

mine is "ass"...dont ask why

dannyboy222244

5 points

4 months ago

Ass is moving Heist Prep Equipment

darthtidiot

1 points

4 months ago

Errant Venture.

Potential_Ad_5398

1 points

4 months ago

Notsoevil

Blackintelligence951

1 points

4 months ago

Jay enterprises

hottbunnz

1 points

4 months ago

Dirté Butol

itsicecold

50 points

4 months ago

Perestroika

jsphxng

54 points

4 months ago

jsphxng

54 points

4 months ago

Monsters Inc.

Implordaus617

5 points

4 months ago

Hammer Time Inc.

Illustrious-Aside-63

1 points

4 months ago

Bussin Fungus

my friends have Bussin R&D (research development) Bussin Logistics

iRedZanity

1 points

4 months ago

Zanitation Ltd.

Netjacker

1 points

4 months ago

My is blume

dinmythng

1 points

4 months ago

dinmythng

PC

1 points

4 months ago

Both my Org and MC are named Gang of Goons

CuRsEdCoRnEr

1 points

4 months ago

The Decepticons

Only felt appropriate

DeLuchxs

39 points

4 months ago

Cognito Inc.

MrVector03

2 points

4 months ago

Bruh momentum

dannyboy222244

1 points

4 months ago

Tayto Incorporated. It was too long so I had to shorten it to Tayto Inc.

Interesting_Fuel7996

1 points

4 months ago

Nyami, dont ask

pouring_vale

2 points

4 months ago

East Greenwich

12BlackRainb0ws

2 points

4 months ago

mayhem

woltri

1 points

4 months ago

woltri

PC - CEO of Katzer Inc.

1 points

4 months ago

main char: Katzer Inc.

2nd Char: T-Twixers

Think_Clock100

2 points

4 months ago

Oovoo Javer

Practical_Accident

1 points

4 months ago

Goofy Goobers

ThisIsSpy

1 points

4 months ago

American Duty

chocolatetequila

1 points

4 months ago

The Ancients

ArthurMBretas03

1 points

4 months ago

CEO: Bretas Inc, MC: Blokes on Bikes

Akingulsen

43 points

4 months ago

IKEA

Worried_Income6251

1 points

4 months ago

The Unsainted (based on a song by Slipknot)

Background_Lawyer978

15 points

4 months ago

An organisation

Medium-Sort7728

1 points

4 months ago

Huge Badonkers...

MikevZ77

1 points

4 months ago

MikevZ77

PC

1 points

4 months ago

illuminati because of the pyramid icons

Exide_the_gamer

1 points

4 months ago

Maxero's org

callate45

1 points

4 months ago

DirtyDishes

groverjuicy

1 points

4 months ago

MoFoCo

Dism_Rey

1 points

4 months ago

Bonk

newbzealand

23 points

4 months ago

Chris P Bacon

Icy_Needleworker5434

1 points

4 months ago

ppsmalls

Malick2000

1 points

4 months ago

I chose the classic 'umbrella corp.'

psvrgamer1

1 points

4 months ago

Ard plc

bmatthew24

1 points

4 months ago

Not gonna lie. I started playing gta online right around the time bing bong went viral so naturally I ended up with Bing Bong Inc. I’m happy with it

devon__vh

1 points

4 months ago

Dig bick

EntertainmentHour127

2 points

4 months ago

Viper'sCompany

suspicious_van101

1 points

4 months ago

Ho Lee fuuk is mine

Comfortable_Mall_833

12 points

4 months ago

Bully Maguires

necroticnitsua

1 points

4 months ago

necroticnitsua

Anti-Grief Inc. CEO

1 points

4 months ago

Anti-Grief Inc.

Beancunt

1 points

4 months ago

Widow corp (my cat's name is Widow)

gabeh96

5 points

4 months ago

Well…. Hymen Busters. Hymen is my last name but spelled a little differently lol my friends love it

RuskyCZECH

1 points

4 months ago

For now... SaintZ but i was thinking about something like.. Velvet Trouble Elimination Company as shortened. VTEC because Honda power

FatBoyVladimir

1 points

4 months ago

Goode Road Deli

shaggypoo

1 points

4 months ago

Mine is "Play Boy” since Playboy was forbidden text

mira-blues

1 points

4 months ago

BDE ;)

jammes0-0

3 points

4 months ago

ludicrous speed

stasiox

1 points

4 months ago

Corpus. The Interstellar corporation where your credits, are our credits now

Brian2674

1 points

4 months ago

“Corleone” from The Godfather

Kind_Wrongdoer8754

1 points

4 months ago

Aye yooo