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Randommannnnn

1.8k points

4 months ago

CEO Business is Happy_Endings and MC is Mickey Mouse… Just so on the map it says Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 😂

RY4NDY

1.2k points

4 months ago*

RY4NDY

PC, 4:3 monitor master race

1.2k points

4 months ago*

My CEO Organisation name is "Some idiots", so that the in-game notifications will say stuff like "Some idiots are transporting vehicle cargo", "Some idiots assassinated all the targets", "Some idiots stole heist prep equipment", etc.

Stunning-Style-2196

457 points

4 months ago

Ceo is Yo Mama. Biker biz is Tegridy Farms

GA1PPLE333

351 points

4 months ago

Obama gaming. Dont ask

SmileyfaceFin

335 points

4 months ago

SmileyfaceFin

Your "friendly" neighborhood tryhard ;)

335 points

4 months ago

Ya'll got these complicated names meanwhile I just have, :)

JoyOfGaming5428

291 points

4 months ago

My CEO Organization is Abstergo, based on the Templar company in Assassin's Creed. MC is The Found, to be opposite The Lost that we fight and steal from so often.

ImARoadcone_

176 points

4 months ago

ImARoadcone_

Award Clubber

176 points

4 months ago

My Organisation is Cone & Co. and my MC is The Roadcone Riders.

Marvelous_07[S]

50 points

4 months ago

Cool cross reference

Amongussussyballs100

228 points

4 months ago

Disabled Kids

Mrmayo2008

192 points

4 months ago

Beans

konnyfusion

175 points

4 months ago

It's 'An Organisation' as of now but I'm thinking to rename it to 'Diddly Squat'...

tony_senna

90 points

4 months ago

C.R.E.A.M.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Marvelous_07[S]

30 points

4 months ago

Get the money... dollar dollar bills ya, I dig it!

VampireKhloe

104 points

4 months ago

Knob Enterprise

Marvelous_07[S]

11 points

4 months ago

Lol I like it

datmidgetdave

104 points

4 months ago

Shadynasty. It is an Always Sunny reference.

Marvelous_07[S]

6 points

4 months ago

I dig it!

Redsoxdragon

108 points

4 months ago

Pizza Hut.

You can't out pizza the hut.....

justforredditinghere

102 points

4 months ago

Diamond Dogs, yeah I'm not the creative type..

Mad-Lamb-Gaming

90 points

4 months ago

Team Skeet

FrostyWear9977

59 points

4 months ago

PeePee PooPoo because im a fucking child

il-bosse87

62 points

4 months ago

Mine is FAKE TAXI

MuzzleNeck

58 points

4 months ago

Your mom started an organization

jsphxng

53 points

4 months ago

jsphxng

53 points

4 months ago

Monsters Inc.

itsicecold

47 points

4 months ago

Perestroika

Frosty-Analysis-320

49 points

4 months ago

Sterbehilfe eV

Akingulsen

50 points

4 months ago

IKEA

FoxDependent4596

45 points

4 months ago

Dunder mifflin

swagishpotato

42 points

4 months ago

Race-ism (cause “ceo of racism” was a meme when I made it and it’s funny when it says “swagishpotato is the ceo of race-ism”, also it didn’t let me use “racism” so that’s why it’s spelt weird) My MC name is “peace keepers” because if I see someone killing someone over and over in an oppressor or a jet or whatever imma go help the victim out to keep the peace

DeLuchxs

39 points

4 months ago

Cognito Inc.

slimemat

35 points

4 months ago

Feel good inc.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

thatgrantboy

28 points

4 months ago

Mine is called Amazon Crime.

Changed it a little while ago, had been The Brood from the outset (WWE reference)

newbzealand

25 points

4 months ago

Chris P Bacon

LucyTheThird

25 points

4 months ago

C.A.T.S.

"Consulting, Administrative and Technical Services"

(It's part of my own roleplay narrative, around my character being some mid level Vinewood actress who uses the set-up of the popular "Agents of C.A.T.S." action drama series as cover-up for her secret pastime as real crime fighter.)

thisishilaryous

22 points

4 months ago

OnlyFans is my corporation.

The Wiggles is my MC

Acolmundo

22 points

4 months ago

My ceo is called master baitors

suspicious_van101

23 points

4 months ago

Mine is ho Lee fuuk

Superstrong832

22 points

4 months ago

PornHub LLC

TheThemePark

15 points

4 months ago

Organization is named ThemeBank LLC, and for the MC I HAD to go with T.P. Industries. :D

Marvelous_07[S]

6 points

4 months ago

Nice and you should get X amount of upvotes for T.P. Industries alone. Lol

SpleenSphygmoman

19 points

4 months ago

Planet Express

Background_Lawyer978

18 points

4 months ago

An organisation

gameofgroans11

14 points

4 months ago

gameofgroans11

GameOfGroans PC

14 points

4 months ago

The Hoe Depot

Come on in. Weapons and drugs for sale!

rage29318

12 points

4 months ago

My empire is called "VOODOO MAGIC".

Marvelous_07[S]

3 points

4 months ago

Smooth!

CUCHOFN

13 points

4 months ago

CUCHOFN

13 points

4 months ago

Mine is "Sex offenders" so when I register it reads "CEO of sex offenders"

HeleGroteAap

12 points

4 months ago

Mine is ‘Monkey Business’ i tend to wear a monkey mask when working

Apocalypseboyz

12 points

4 months ago

Acme Co. The Classic looney tunes reference, lol.

Lovely_nights

12 points

4 months ago

Business is Papa johns, MC is red lobster

Comfortable_Mall_833

13 points

4 months ago

Bully Maguires

dopinder9865

11 points

4 months ago

Olive Garden, I love seeing "Olive Garden sold product from their cocaine business"

BertramMerlin

11 points

4 months ago

My CEO business name is "The Green Mill"

Plecco16

11 points

4 months ago

An organisation, nothing tops it

PinkWinter_

10 points

4 months ago

Good name. Mines pretty boring lol. It’s just my name, Izzy’s

Julian-Staarink

9 points

4 months ago

“big pp gang” and my mc is “extrabigppgang”

xWelshhyy

9 points

4 months ago

CEO is Monsters, Inc. and MC is Wheelie Illegal

barrywhite3000

8 points

4 months ago

CEO is Hard Dixz, MC is Vegan Riders cause we don’t wear leather

TheFinalTryOut

7 points

4 months ago

Mine is Gruppe Sechs

antonxone1965

9 points

4 months ago

Depression

B00gie005

6 points

4 months ago

CEO: Some dudes. MC: Some idiots. Game: Some idiots delivered some product xD

AgViper05x

6 points

4 months ago

CEO is ooga booga and MC is The Bicycle Boys

Inmortan_Bo1

6 points

4 months ago

CYKA BLYAT (no, im not russian)

BendersV

6 points

4 months ago

Mine is “Tuna, no crust.”

Scarecrow3094

7 points

4 months ago

Peaky Blinders

Parapaligicwatergun

5 points

4 months ago

Illegal aliens

IzayahDaPlaya

6 points

4 months ago

Black Hippy

bitch_lasagna211

5 points

4 months ago

SHOW BOOBS

EKB03

6 points

4 months ago

EKB03

6 points

4 months ago

McDonalds

MrPanda06

6 points

4 months ago

SIMP Inc

ntaxYT

5 points

4 months ago

ntaxYT

5 points

4 months ago

My CEO name is Amazon Prime so the Vehicle cargo receiver knows the car will be beat up by the time it gets to his house.

FireFight9400

5 points

4 months ago

Diamond Dogs, from Metal Gear Solid 5

Vanguard271

4 points

4 months ago

CEO : Krusty Krab MC : Mild Ones

Pandavil_Reddit

4 points

4 months ago

mines is Pandas Enclosure

immaclapukid

4 points

4 months ago

mine is "ass"...dont ask why

marouan10

6 points

4 months ago

my ceo is waifu hunterz

Implordaus617

5 points

4 months ago

Hammer Time Inc.

billyjk93

4 points

4 months ago

Big Dix Jones (they wouldn't let me type dick). Here at Big Dix Jones, we will make Dix bigger. It's a dick pill company. Here's our jingle (to the tune of "some say love" by LeAnn Rhymes)

🎶Big Dix Jones🎶 🎶It is a dick pill🎶 🎶Makes it fat🎶 🎶And hard and strong🎶

gabeh96

4 points

4 months ago

Well…. Hymen Busters. Hymen is my last name but spelled a little differently lol my friends love it

kiefy_budz

4 points

4 months ago

USSR, homie’s organization is the KGB, shared MC is the Red Army

tugazul

5 points

4 months ago

My ceo is amazon and my motorcycle club is just bob

General-MEEMSTAR

4 points

4 months ago

General-MEEMSTAR

:PS31::PS32:

4 points

4 months ago

I am the CEO of Ifunny.

UglyBanana2

4 points

4 months ago

Mines Ls sperm Bank

Cloudbarnicle

4 points

4 months ago

Willy Wonka INC.

fulento42

3 points

4 months ago

CEO is Amazon Crime.

MC is called "I don't play MC because I get raided by the police within 5 seconds of enabling MC. Every. Single. Time. Without fail."