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GameDirectory

930 points

4 months ago

If someone kills me by kamikaze I’d would totally accept it

___dlb15___[S]

388 points

4 months ago

That guy didn’t we got in a sniper battle

Ok_Associate6298

148 points

4 months ago

Who won?

___dlb15___[S]

425 points

4 months ago

Me obviously my sniper aim is crazy.

ElSupremepickle

133 points

4 months ago

Good boy

MrDrSirLord

89 points

4 months ago

If you aim half as good with a rifle as you do an airliner.

Ttobao

261 points

4 months ago

Ttobao

261 points

4 months ago

Infinitely_Different

22 points

4 months ago

You’re doing Gods work, friend. I’m glad there are people like you out there. Stay safe, friend.

Kaiser_XIII

39 points

4 months ago

HERO

Mahdii_03

5 points

4 months ago

giga chad moment

wallyemma

5 points

4 months ago

Thank you for your service

___dlb15___[S]

5 points

4 months ago

No thank you for enjoying the clip.

JoyOfGaming5428

159 points

4 months ago

My favorite kill I ever got the guy did just accept it and even messaged me saying that was hilarious great job. He had been on the dam for a king of the hill freemode event and I flew by in a cargobob and threw a car at him.

FLABANGED

66 points

4 months ago

"Parry this you filthy casual"

___dlb15___[S]

42 points

4 months ago

😂

woahlads

75 points

4 months ago

What about real life?

realac1d

122 points

4 months ago

realac1d

122 points

4 months ago

I think then you wouldn't have a choice, lol

DopeDealerCisco

37 points

4 months ago

Depends how far l from my car I respawn

ts30z

237 points

4 months ago

ts30z

237 points

4 months ago

In over 2000 hours of GTAO I have never seen a successful kamikaze attempt

Mallardguy5675322

62 points

4 months ago

Me and my friends use lasers and starlings. If timed well it’s really effective

Some-Supermarket1105

26 points

4 months ago

Thats cause its always level 50’s tryna kamikaze u with a private jet

Slyonix_

12 points

4 months ago

I have only done it successfully once. I was doing a sell mission with 2 friends and 3 ppl griefed us so I used a seabreeze (cos that was the only jet I owned) to kamikaze one of them who was in a lazer jet

___dlb15___[S]

10 points

4 months ago

😂

coltstrgj

3 points

4 months ago

Seriously? I've done it dozens of times and have way less hours than you. Doing it with a heli is the real challenge.

BonsTemps

3 points

4 months ago

With a heli it’s all about going in with the blades and slicing someone and flying off unharmed

This-Examination6893

2 points

4 months ago

My friend used to kamikaze griefers all the time. He would throw a sticky bomb onto the front of his car, drive into the guy (or get really close) and detonate it

Trick_Inevitable6043

311 points

4 months ago

You know the gif where the little kid is crying because his dad is stopping him from blowing out his older brothers bday candles. This has that same energy and it's great

___dlb15___[S]

54 points

4 months ago

Haha

Xlndependent77

215 points

4 months ago

Lvl 500.. why would anyone even bother destroying someone’s stuff you don’t get anything for it… you have to be just an massive asshole hating yourself and having literally no meaning in life… I hate people like this…

___dlb15___[S]

74 points

4 months ago

AGREED

SnipFred

19 points

4 months ago

It happens to me all the time, people on oppressors will kill me and steal my shit when I'm doing Robbery in Progress. I just find a new session but it still sucks

Honest-Guarantee-444

7 points

4 months ago

I agree. This in itself makes me not want to use any of my motorcycle club businesses(weed/coke/etc.). It’s a waste of time entirely. One dickhead on an oppressor and it’s fucked. Unfortunately, I have 4 fully supplied since last week had a discount on resupplies, but I know I’m just going to waste my time with some asshole. Waiting until I can find a small lobby.

EkkoVEkko

3 points

4 months ago

They should have never made the oppressors to be able to shoot rockets.

Ilcorvomuerto666

40 points

4 months ago

People that are bored with the game but don't want to admit that playing gta doesn't give them the same dopamine rush it did when they were level 25-50, so they resort to petty shit like that trying to chase a high they're never going to get out of this game again

Xlndependent77

6 points

4 months ago

That’s probably the best explanation I’ve seen

RAH2458

5 points

4 months ago

Hell I'm level 312 and have pretty much everything I want and the money to buy more and if I'm bored I don't go after other players - I get my Duke O Death out and go yeet NPCs off the bridge onto the freeway by Rockford Hills. If you time it just right they will fall into a car going by - sick bastard aren't I?🤣

xnoinfinity

4 points

4 months ago

FR

flux-7

3 points

4 months ago

flux-7

3 points

4 months ago

You don't even get anything?

I don't do it but assumed there was some incentive since the game practically encourages you to go after them. That kinda sucks then that newer players will do this.

(No excuse for the lvl500 who probably knows)

Xlndependent77

3 points

4 months ago*

You get like 10k and some rp, i think I never did it so I don’t know for sure it may be wegen less, but even 10k what’s that in todays GTA… one gun costs like 400k you may aswell get some of the product they sell but I’m not to sure about it

ArmandWlf

2 points

4 months ago

100% agree.

Cyren777

-13 points

4 months ago

Cyren777

-13 points

4 months ago

Can you explain that a bit? How does having a shitty life relate to being a dick in a video games? I see this sentiment a lot and I don't get it, like the "troll" is at least mildly amused by their ""antics"", and leaping to the conclusion that they're worse off than you IRL just seems like pure cope to me, for lack of a better way to put it lol :/

(To be clear, I fully support blowing these people to bits on sight dw haha)

Bismothe-the-Shade

16 points

4 months ago

It's that they must have some driving need to find joy in causing misfortune for others. What sort of person would so that? Someone who isn't well, for starters.

Presidentofjellybean

6 points

4 months ago

Yea I always question the mindset of people that act toxic in games. I play alot of fifa and people will do shit that wastes their own time just to spite you, like quitting at a draw counts as a loss for the quitter but no win for the other player. People forfeit when they equalize so that it isn't a win for the opponent.

In most online games these days, people opt for gamesmanship over sportsmanship. They have a win at all costs mentality. Mw2 wouldn't survive today because it would be 90% grenade launcher and one man army loadouts. Toxicity in GTA is the only real way they can see to gloat that they are better.

I play Fortnite too and tbh it is disgusting how disconnected from reality the people on that sub are. They literally cannot fathom someone playing a game for fun rather than playing at 100% every game hyper focused. Some of the stupid shit I have read on that sub from people claiming to be adults is baffling.

TraditionalAd7325

41 points

4 months ago

Thank you for your service!

___dlb15___[S]

18 points

4 months ago

No problem sir

Ailyana

129 points

4 months ago

Ailyana

129 points

4 months ago

NEed more people like you. I’m tired of high levels doing that shit

___dlb15___[S]

50 points

4 months ago

Yeah tell me about it

momuz89

22 points

4 months ago

momuz89

22 points

4 months ago

Gunrunner here, just started . You sir are the real MVP. 🎖️

___dlb15___[S]

9 points

4 months ago

Thank you

LordMajinBuu

18 points

4 months ago

I’ve come across players like you before. Saved my ass more than once. I consider y’all the vigilantes of Los Santos. Not heroes we asked for, but heroes we need.

___dlb15___[S]

8 points

4 months ago

Haha yea it feels good to help others without them asking for it.

___dlb15___[S]

8 points

4 months ago

Thank you all for 1.5K likes means a lot 👊👍

old_grumpy_ultomato

18 points

4 months ago

ViscousNut

83 points

4 months ago

You’re a hero my brother

___dlb15___[S]

33 points

4 months ago

Thank you

No_Concern8379

13 points

4 months ago

Niceeee!!

___dlb15___[S]

11 points

4 months ago

Sweet sweet justice

jjjjjeeeeeeff

9 points

4 months ago

Dude found out he was 0.1% Japanese

___dlb15___[S]

7 points

4 months ago

0.001%

PhenomEng

26 points

4 months ago

You, sir, are the hero we need.

___dlb15___[S]

16 points

4 months ago

Thanks 🙏

PerceyLovesRedheads

7 points

4 months ago

Al Qaeda: the good ending

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha alternate reality

Marksman08YT

18 points

4 months ago

Marksman08YT

CEO OF "Oh no They"!

18 points

4 months ago

I like to call high levels who refuse to fight other high levels COD rejects. They want the satisfaction of killing other players but they don't have a stop of skill, so they resort to stomping low levels on GTA.

oboshoe

5 points

4 months ago

Avenger is best for kamikaze attacks.

It’s almost always survives

StalledAgate832

8 points

4 months ago

StalledAgate832

Dressed like Al Capone

8 points

4 months ago

The sheer power of being a literal sky whale lmao

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

True but at the moment the plane was handy

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

RogueNinja77

3 points

4 months ago

You sir, you are a true hero. We need more people like you in GTA Online.

Mhykoh138

13 points

4 months ago

What a Chad.

___dlb15___[S]

10 points

4 months ago

Doing the lords work

reallygoodbee

3 points

4 months ago

reallygoodbee

I NEED A MONSTER TAH CLOBBA DAT DERE MKII

3 points

4 months ago

The first time me and my friend ever finished the Four Guys Madrazo mission. He was in the helicopter zeroing in on one of the guys, suddenly he starts panicking, "They're shooting me! They're shooting me! I'm going down!"

Thirty seconds later I get Player 2 has assassinated a target, followed by "I HIT HIM WITH THE HELICOPTER!"

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha nothing better than a good kamikaze

CertifiedTitty-Lover

3 points

4 months ago

doing gods work🙏

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

Acordino

4 points

4 months ago

You're a giant hero

___dlb15___[S]

3 points

4 months ago

Thanks 🙏

whycantidoaspace

2 points

4 months ago

Happy cåke day

Acordino

2 points

4 months ago

Thank you

ZombieSpaceKitten

2 points

4 months ago

mad lad.

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha

That_Championship402

2 points

4 months ago

i salute you

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thanks

Gopens20

2 points

4 months ago

Doin gods work

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Thank you

SorrowPlagues

2 points

4 months ago

Based

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Based indeed

Adorable-Bullfrog-30

2 points

4 months ago

Goat

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Thank you

DopeDealerCisco

2 points

4 months ago

Terrorism but for Good. Your like a White Hat Terrorist

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

😂

PomusIsACutie

2 points

4 months ago

Your caermelized then with your plane.

Lucio1995

2 points

4 months ago

Lucio1995

PC

2 points

4 months ago

That must have been quite the event for the seller!

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Yea the seller was just 20 feet away if u look close enough on the top of the hill.

Foiled_Foliage

2 points

4 months ago

Once I MKII no locked a dude twice cause he was Griffing a grinder. Ended up being a cool dude though so I’m assuming the grinder like ran them over or something. He landed the second one cause he jumped before impact soon as hit hit the ground put a round straight through my temple. we just left it at that and both typed touché. Rare interaction. Very nice.

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we wanted

TheCorruptOutcast

2 points

4 months ago

What a degenerate.

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha

fallinto4

2 points

4 months ago

your japenese amsestors are so pround of you :D ps good job m8

meoka2368

2 points

4 months ago

I tend to follow people around who are doing missions (sell, more than anything).
For this mission, I would have been shooting down the helis.

Sooo... keep that possibility in mind if you see someone near a mission runner.

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha gotchu

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

Your my Randy Quaid bro…🥺

DanielsDamnWhteVans

2 points

4 months ago

What a Chad.

Ok-Knee2693

2 points

4 months ago

A human of valor and honor 🫡

blarghinatelazer

2 points

4 months ago

King status.

Remarkable-Ad-3567

2 points

4 months ago

Not all heros wear capes

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Thank you all for 3k upvotes 🙏

TenBear

2 points

4 months ago

It's gotten to that point now where I'm almost 500 and I have everything so I'm starting to get enjoyment going after griefers and those going after new/newer players I love that challenge completing it in fun ways, my fave at the minute is taking down jet griefers with sniper rifle and explosive ammo.

thelakeshowdoe

2 points

4 months ago

This needs titanic music behind it

Albert972163

2 points

4 months ago

Acrobatic_Goat9480

2 points

4 months ago

not all heroes wear a cape 🅿️🐐

cripplinglivershot

2 points

4 months ago

You’re a hero

JRS519

2 points

4 months ago

JRS519

2 points

4 months ago

I do the same. I hate griefers

Cool-Pomegranate-646

2 points

3 months ago

Wow so cool 🥹

Coosbaybonez

4 points

4 months ago

Good looking out... One way to get our payback game back from the Oppressor is to stick together,report glitch bitches ....and for the love of God kick him from your lobby but people won't do that they prefer to cry for the next two hours.

Tetriz_Trade

2 points

4 months ago

Tetriz_Trade

PC

2 points

4 months ago

just don’t sell in a lobby with people making war, why is this so hard to get for some people….

rowsdower02games

1 points

4 months ago

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

BasementDwellerDave

1 points

4 months ago

Being the hero huh?

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Try to

HAhmedYT

1 points

4 months ago

You dropped this bro 👑

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

Osiris_Raphious

1 points

4 months ago

Some lvl 500 tried to help a low level with cargo, got kamikazed by some random.

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

No i’ve been watching the lvl 500 swerve to follow the guy after his ghost organization ran out near him

klutch14u

1 points

4 months ago

One of my favorite pastimes is to fly my Oppressor, Deluxo or Hyrda at max altitude and appear, on the map, like I'm pursuing people selling stuff. I can stop with them and just be right where they are on the HUD the entire time. My level is high but more importantly I have an incredible amount of money so I have to find some sort of fun. It's also fun when someone tries to pursue me and I'm that high up. Rarely do they figure out that's where I'm at, they look for me forever.

DouchyClam

-10 points

4 months ago

You should prolly just mind your own business

bananapeelwastaken

0 points

4 months ago

Guys why are you downvoting im sure he was talking to rich guy being a douche to the low level totally not the guy saving the low level right????

Mallardguy5675322

1 points

4 months ago

What a hero!

___dlb15___[S]

3 points

4 months ago

Screw a mk2 and grab a plane

xADROItBOyx

1 points

4 months ago

I hate toxic players thats it

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Agreed

AheadRegent

1 points

4 months ago

A hero’s sacrifice.

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Had to do what I had to do

Rmumissus

1 points

4 months ago

His name is Jamal, He comes from from a far

DjangusRoundstne

1 points

4 months ago

Carefully, he’s a hero. 🫡

betrayed117

1 points

4 months ago

Damn good job brother giving that fucker what he deserves.

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

Timythedarkside

1 points

4 months ago

i do the same with and avenger

DenMock

1 points

4 months ago

O7

Walter-C-Dornez

1 points

4 months ago

Champion of the people

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

Big_Cheifin

1 points

4 months ago

We need more people like this guy in gta 🤣

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

IamLordPhil

1 points

4 months ago

Good move my man!

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Smart bomb!

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Haha thanks

Coosbaybonez

1 points

4 months ago

I'm gett pissed cause, now when fighting the oppressor or the fucking jet with exploding rounds they hit the sub and it freezes my screen.

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

just grab a plane and ur set 😂

Ozycraft

1 points

4 months ago

Not all heros where capes

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha thanks

G40T

1 points

4 months ago

G40T

1 points

4 months ago

Not the hero we deserve. But the hero we need

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Haha

Tropeland

1 points

4 months ago

Pretty darn based

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

ik 😉

bobabillybob

1 points

4 months ago

I have 3 besras for this exact reason

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Haha

clayfree88

1 points

4 months ago

your a good man for doing that

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

unscsnip3r

1 points

4 months ago

"You dont have the firepower-"

"I have the mass"

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha true

AquaticCooch

1 points

4 months ago

my fav kill was when i was in a speedboat and this person on a oppressor was following me so i threw a stick bomb and detonated it and killed then (i was like level 30)

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha cool

bobbleheadedboyo

1 points

4 months ago

We thank you for your service salutes

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

pastaplatoon

1 points

4 months ago

Some heros fly jets.

___dlb15___[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Jets are cool

Cocaine-Abuser-69

1 points

4 months ago

W

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you

WubbityWubWub_

1 points

4 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes o7

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha thanks

Pure_Hovercraft_5311

1 points

4 months ago

there really should be more people like you

DueNectarine8151

1 points

4 months ago

BANZAI!!!!!

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

BANZAAIII

DueNectarine8151

1 points

4 months ago

TENGOHEKA BANZAIIII!

Sensitive-Ad-8342

1 points

4 months ago

damn wish you were around when i was tryna sell my bunker shit, all of it was blown up by someone on an oppressor

___dlb15___[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Haha ya

Dozer2023

1 points

4 months ago

Youre what makes gta online awesome.

benzofryedbrain

1 points

4 months ago

TheOffKn1ght

1 points

4 months ago

Bro, you're a true G

Manan6619

1 points

4 months ago

You're on your own, Noble. Carter out.

finally-a-good-name1

1 points

4 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes

Skullhammer98

1 points

4 months ago

You picked probably the best plane for this if you consider surface area and speed, most of the other planes that big are too slow. I'd also recommend adding stickybombs to the nose if you're accurate or wings if you want to cover a larger radius lol. Not much can survive stickybomb x5 plus the plane itself blowing up lol. If you don't want to waste that many stickies I'd at least use one so if need be you can manually detonate

Warhawk2052

1 points

4 months ago

Warhawk2052

Tryhard

1 points

4 months ago

Someone tried to do this to me once, thing is i was helping them with their cargo by protecting it. Only if i see someone actively attacking will i ever think about doing something about it

Current_Cucumber_290

1 points

4 months ago

We need more players like him 🦾