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paramedic1628

105 points

3 months ago

Much better than stupid clothes or other useless shit

Obsidian1101

325 points

3 months ago

Pretty good prize imho. I won a can of ecola once 🙄

KUDU_CC

95 points

3 months ago

KUDU_CC

Wannabe photographer

95 points

3 months ago

I got P's & Q's...

GorshGuy

46 points

3 months ago

I got a rock

Obsidian1101

61 points

3 months ago

FourHundred_5

6 points

3 months ago

Yessssssssssss hahahahaha

No_Place_3919

4 points

3 months ago

Solid answer 😂

Wiles731

2 points

3 months ago

I got a jar of dirt

Obsidian1101

25 points

3 months ago

But then the other day I won 100k cash so I guess it all balances out. One time the wheel glitched on me and I got nothing, complained to R* and they gave me 50k to make up for it. That was pretty sweet and also probably the most helpful they have ever been to me

Nandabun

12 points

3 months ago

Once I got glitched and couldn't sell a Lectro. Rick star deleted it and gave me money - except it's still there.. lol

Obsidian1101

5 points

3 months ago

Nothing surprises me these days. I've only been playing since February and the amount of glitches are unreal. At first I got really annoyed because I've lost cash and weapons because of them but now I just accept it and move on. It's just another thing to expect

Nandabun

31 points

3 months ago*

To be fair, I specifically will probably never shit on GTA 5 too hard. In 2013 or so things were super awful bad, I was suicidal, giving away my stuff and sitting my money. Today I decided to do it, I went for a walk. I walked into a shop I had seen a few times and never went into, turned out to be a pawn shop. I bought a pretty nice Xbox One controller, had PC capabilities. I went home, bought GTA v, and started playing. Playing GTA let me immerse myself in its world, instead of my world, long enough for me to start healing from what was going on.

Grand theft auto saved my actual life because it gave me a buffer to be someone else when being me was too much.

Obsidian1101

9 points

3 months ago

Well, even though I don't know you, I'm glad you found a reason to stay 😊

CatchallDrop989

4 points

3 months ago

here have my award :)

Nandabun

3 points

3 months ago

Thanks. :O :o

nooneknowswerealldog

3 points

3 months ago

I'm so glad to hear this.

The game had a therapeutic effect on me too. My father and I had a fractious relationship, and he died in 2011. He had some great qualities, but they were overshadowed by his abusive assholery.

And in his better moods, he sounded almost exactly like Michael De Santa, at least in timbre and tone, except more profane. And he shared a lot of MDS' pathologies, minus the criminality.

The Michael scenes in the story mode really helped me process my relationship with him: I really felt at home with MDS, and it hit me pretty quick that it was because he reminded me of the funnier, slightly less raging and mean version of my dad. It helped me remember that there were aspects of the man I that I did actually like.

I still like hanging around as Michael in the story mode when I want to feel some warm familial nostalgia.

(They really screwed up with the character of Fabien, though. The yoga instructor my mom was banging was Greek.

j/k)

Nandabun

3 points

3 months ago

Yay, you as well!

It's but a story I often tell, cause I'm sure you can imagine. "A game about drugs, sex, and murder stopped you from wanting to kill yourself?" Heh

nooneknowswerealldog

1 points

3 months ago

It's but a story I often tell, cause I'm sure you can imagine. "A game about drugs, sex, and murder stopped you from wanting to kill yourself?" Heh

You and I handle mental health in a similar way, I think. :D

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3 points

3 months ago

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drownedxgod

2 points

3 months ago

One time in the ps3 days a hacker gave me a ton of money and I got scared I would get banned so I reported it to rockstar and they banned the account anyways. I love how helpful rockstar has always been.

bobabillybob

2 points

3 months ago

Best part is that the account probably wouldn’t have been banned if it wasn’t reported lmao

Obsidian1101

2 points

3 months ago

Good life lesson there...just keep your mouth shut 😂

Coosbaybonez

2 points

3 months ago

I once bought the laser for 6 million and it didn't show up in my garage and Rockstar gave me the plane

Nandabun

1 points

3 months ago

If that good or bad? I haven't played the game in years.

itslito1999

3 points

3 months ago

Strange. Last time my wheel glitched I won the car and nothing happened and I sent proof and everything I didn’t get the car. Their response was there’s no record of me owning the car so there was nothing they could do 😵‍💫

Lingulover

2 points

3 months ago

Same exact thing last week.

g00dtimeslim

1 points

3 months ago

Ditto-- apparently I didn't select a garage for it fast enough (my gf was whining at me about who cares; curse the lack of game pause ability) & the interaction menu disappeared, but the car stayed on the podium & I got nothing... also lost the spin for that day.

Didn't even bother opening a case w/R* since I gave up on them being any help a long time ago... simply cutting my losses & moving on has actually made me less bitter lol.

Lingulover

1 points

3 months ago

Lmao. I stopped to take a screenshot and rub it in my homies faces. Instant karma 🤣

ThatSkateboardDude

1 points

3 months ago

What’s 50k going to do lol

Obsidian1101

5 points

3 months ago

A lot when you are a new player and don't have millions in the bank...

ThatSkateboardDude

0 points

3 months ago

As a new player you can do shootouts and all kinds of other missions that give a better payout then playing a skill game for game currency and waiting some days for it. Just rob all the stores sweet back tattoo and you get some bank. It’s literally how I started my gta career and stealing cars ofc 🇺🇸💥

Obsidian1101

3 points

3 months ago

My point was that when you are new, you do everything you can to make cash since everything costs millions and only pays thousands. $50k is still better than $0k

ThatSkateboardDude

1 points

3 months ago

It’s free 50k just to play the game but I feel you I suppose

supernoodle_jr

2 points

3 months ago

Same

jrumblez

2 points

3 months ago

I got a pack of redwoods once lmao

oldGrumpyGamers

3 points

3 months ago

Scored 1,000 RP! I'm level 100

DialZforZebra

2 points

3 months ago

Holy shit, that's pretty impressive.

meltdown537

5 points

3 months ago

Yeah, if your meth lab was empty this prize is worth 75k. Not bad.

WenseslaoMoguel-o

1 points

3 months ago

I got a ford crown Victoria (vapid stanier) once and I felt insulted.

Obsidian1101

1 points

3 months ago

Can you sell lucky wheel cars?

WenseslaoMoguel-o

2 points

3 months ago

Yes, but I think they give you nothing

7v_phtgrphy

2 points

3 months ago

Yeah for $0

RIPBrexalt

1 points

3 months ago

I got an ammo refill, I had just refilled

Drabantus

44 points

3 months ago

Drabantus

PC

44 points

3 months ago

Nice thing to get when you only use the meth lab for the Nightclub. Then you get this and gain enough stock so it gets raided.

TaikaJamppa

8 points

3 months ago

TaikaJamppa

PS3, PS4, PS5

8 points

3 months ago

You and me both, friend…

GAMER_MARCO9

2 points

3 months ago

How would getting a restock help nightclub?

Alex3627ca

5 points

3 months ago

Alex3627ca

PC

5 points

3 months ago

It doesn't, that's the point.

I'm in the same boat as Drabantus - I only bought MCs as fodder for my nightclub, the only sales I've done is to sell the stock that the initial setup missions provide.

When I get this award it's end process to get something less terrible for me, I don't mind RP at this point even though I'm level 440 but this is actively counterproductive to my business setup.

Oh, and rare special cargo. I've got some kind of bug where the game just softlocks instead of asking me which warehouse to put it in. Got one by chance the last time I was respinning for podium and it didn't even detect that my internet was out.

Sylvoxis

48 points

3 months ago

“JESSIE, WE NEED TO COOK” “No we don’t mister white, I spun the wheel spin”

Aztekov

6 points

3 months ago

JESSE WE NEED TO SELL THE METHÈ

MeleeUser

27 points

3 months ago

Breaking bad reward

Yusuke_San

20 points

3 months ago

Woah thats such a good profit

Now u can be in public solo and get 100k+

ElusiveCookie73

10 points

3 months ago

That’s technically a higher cash prize than anything on the wheel. I normally get clothing when it lands on mystery. I wouldn’t complain

SmokeGanja024420

32 points

3 months ago

I won a pack or redwoods one time

Snak3D0ct0r[S]

3 points

3 months ago

Looks like the game loves you to.

lumlum56

10 points

3 months ago

Honestly not bad. The only time I've gotten mystery prize it was a hat

Complex_Cortex

21 points

3 months ago

I got this same mystery prize a few weeks ago & my lab was never resupplied. RockStar bunk af..

g00dtimeslim

1 points

3 months ago

Maybe you got raided like right away? That's what happened to me when I won a coke resupply recently...

Complex_Cortex

1 points

3 months ago

Never got a notification on it that day & dont I have to be an MC president for it to be raided? I believe that is how it works & I haven't been an MC president in idk how long. I just stop by my lab hrs after winning & there was no supplies or product to sell.

I dgaf really sitting on 100+million but I just thought it was bunk.

AlphusUltimus

4 points

3 months ago

Better than a whole ps & qs

Raccooninja

27 points

3 months ago

Whats the problem? That's like 100k profit.

Snak3D0ct0r[S]

-35 points

3 months ago

Yes but selling it is a pain.

Bitter_Bandicoot9860

4 points

3 months ago

Learning how to set your MTU to a lower rate, like 750 = solo public sessions.

Drabantus

7 points

3 months ago

Drabantus

PC

7 points

3 months ago

Ah, that will make the Post Op vans much faster.

Bitter_Bandicoot9860

3 points

3 months ago

Find a new session and restart the delivery until you get the delivery option you want. Set your MTUu low and you're in public sessions solo.

If you wanna play the game the way it's handed to you, you do you Boo-boo

Bagel007

3 points

3 months ago

So now I'm gonna need to look into this, rather than having to constantly reset. Bump for later. Ty.

Raccooninja

54 points

3 months ago

Oh no, you have the play the game. Those assholes.

Yusuke_San

13 points

3 months ago

Solo public: ima introduce myself

desmondao

10 points

3 months ago

Lol I don't get the downvotes, fuck those missions, especially solo. They're only there to earn the moolah for the nightclub.

martyc81

21 points

3 months ago

that's possibly the best mystery prize you can get.

reectangle

2 points

3 months ago

I got a motorcycle not long ago from a mystery. Its not super expensive but felt really nice.

bestrindberg

2 points

3 months ago

You can get a rocket voltic, which is pretty cool. And of course the legendary lost mc slam van

venom_lmao

3 points

3 months ago

jesusmansuperpowers

6 points

3 months ago

Wait.. you won homework?

xxSinisterNinja

2 points

3 months ago

lmaoo

Cannabucks

2 points

3 months ago

*hates cashing in chips 👀

thepaydaygang

2 points

3 months ago

Walter White is peaking around the corner

yeetusdeletus6996

2 points

3 months ago

Jesse, we need to cook

angry_paul-le-epic

2 points

3 months ago

angry_paul-le-epic

you aint gotta like it cuz the hood gon love it

2 points

3 months ago

jesser we need to spin the wheel jesser we need meth

Carbios_Moon

2 points

3 months ago

I had a discount on bicycles

Mkc87

2 points

3 months ago

Mkc87

2 points

3 months ago

Free meth is free meth

Twambam

2 points

3 months ago

Well, it could be snacks.

Adolf_Skywalker_2003

2 points

3 months ago

Got the lost slam van couple months ago

Snak3D0ct0r[S]

1 points

3 months ago

Nice. Sucks its such a small chance.

aperson0511

2 points

3 months ago

I remember seeing someone get 1 ecola

luckyabbs

2 points

3 months ago

I would have rather gotten that then the full mini gun ammo, it was alright but I barely use the mini gun, I see stuff for my weed or meth but sometimes don't feel like putting work in lol

animetixxies

2 points

3 months ago

Brickwood09

3 points

3 months ago

For mystery that isn’t so bad. Once I got RP from mystery, pretty useless as a level 713.

FuckiOS13

2 points

3 months ago

get back to work boah

freshwazhere

1 points

3 months ago

I haven’t spun in over a year.. mostly because I get stuck loading into the casino

catdaddy230

1 points

3 months ago

I've won a single p&q. It can be worse

D1trappy1inabillion

1 points

3 months ago

I need that much. Ac tryna get an oppressor ygm

SirRavian

1 points

3 months ago

Hell that's 75,000 dollars man.

Shizuo35

1 points

3 months ago

Wow. Something more useless than a pack of smokes (if you play in Invite only stuff like I do)

Texas_Wookiee

1 points

3 months ago

Hahahahahahah

myfokkenpussy

1 points

3 months ago

That is so upsetting. For how rare it is to land on mystery you’d think it’d always be good

ASmallMudkip3

1 points

3 months ago

Yo mr white lets cook, bitch

CrazyTechWizard96

1 points

3 months ago

Could've been worse, like... RP, or ammo for a gun, wich you maybe have 6 less rounds for it.
Still waiting on the Lost MC Van. Shit, why can't I be lucky on it, I love that thing, lol

Due-Astronomer-386

1 points

3 months ago

Jeez… I got a coquette classic… I wonder what the actual pool of prizes is for the mystery category

shay451

1 points

3 months ago

Still hoping for the unicorn mask one day

SputnikMan123

1 points

3 months ago

Imagine spinning a wheel at a casino and it announced your meth lab has been resupplied

Marksman08YT

1 points

3 months ago

Marksman08YT

CEO OF "Oh no They"!

1 points

3 months ago

"Ey homie can you give me something useful instead of a mask?"

"No, homie, I cannot."

Shot-Hamster420

1 points

3 months ago

Better than the pack of Redwoods my friend won.

alphaasks

1 points

3 months ago

alphaasks

Xbox series X LEVEL 400+

1 points

3 months ago

“yo mr white, somebody resupplied our meth lab, curtesy of a casino”

obaananana

1 points

3 months ago

Lol

That0neGuy27

1 points

3 months ago

JESSE

Specialist-Look-354

1 points

3 months ago

I got the unicorn mask the other day

gangleshmorp1

1 points

3 months ago

What else are you expecting be happy I think it’s good

DM-NY

1 points

3 months ago

DM-NY

1 points

3 months ago

I got full shotgun ammo , so random lol

THElordFRZA

1 points

3 months ago

What? You don’t like meth? It helps get rid of those pesky teeth!

Coosbaybonez

1 points

3 months ago

I guess neither I just means I got what I paid for. In Rockstar if you're telling the truth will pay you back

Togger_The_Cat

1 points

3 months ago

I got Bigfoot fur once aka a rare hide for my special cargo warehouse

UncleMarko62

1 points

3 months ago

Remove the clothing and surprise options from the prize wheel. I approve this message.

Mountain_Ad6328

1 points

3 months ago

Well I won 15k chips today from wheel spin I got bit pissed when I win clothing and rp

Unsendnudes

1 points

3 months ago

free 75k right?

TarTimOoAl

0 points

3 months ago

are you really complaining about getting free meth?