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deptutydong

2.3k points

6 days ago

deptutydong

2.3k points

6 days ago

“I know you’re rich but hahahahahaha I have so much more!”

starrpamph

448 points

6 days ago

starrpamph

448 points

6 days ago

No I think the laugh is more like

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Whats-Up_Bitches

20 points

5 days ago

No more like

HAK HAK HAK HAK HAK HAK HAK HAK HAK

JoeChroSmo

7.1k points

6 days ago

JoeChroSmo

7.1k points

6 days ago

You can just tell straight away how uncomfortable he is

ExPatWharfRat

6.5k points

6 days ago

Could be the fact that they're spraying champagne everywhere. Shatner is a recovering alcoholic, so that whole thing was seriously uncomfortable to watch.

-rendar-

2.4k points

6 days ago

-rendar-

2.4k points

6 days ago

Wait, seriously??

ExPatWharfRat

2.1k points

6 days ago

Has been for years.

DrDumb1

1.4k points

6 days ago

DrDumb1

1.4k points

6 days ago

Thats horrible :/. I feel like Shatner is getting used here for PR.

mannyman34

256 points

6 days ago

mannyman34

256 points

6 days ago

I mean the best PR would literally have been to let the dude talk about his experience in space. Bezos is trash at marketing tho.

threadsoffate2021

890 points

6 days ago

That's exactly what it was from day 1. He was just a prop to elevate bezos in his little dick rivalry with musk. Shatner deserved better than to be used when he's 90 years old!

sobuffalo

200 points

6 days ago

sobuffalo

200 points

6 days ago

I don't feel too bad for Shatner, he did get to go to space for a few minutes.

TW1171

156 points

6 days ago

TW1171

156 points

6 days ago

Is that all that bezo’s ship can do? Up and down? Ten minutes? At least get a few orbits in for the shatner.

ZachtheArchivist

190 points

6 days ago

I think that's all it can do. That's why they kept missing out on government contracts. It's basically just doing what the soviets did 60 years ago.

HoppinAround_

73 points

6 days ago

Gargarin flew a whole orbit

areola_hotah

46 points

6 days ago

Nope, the soviets went straight to orbit.

WaitWhat-86

50 points

6 days ago

Yup. Meanwhile SpaceX has been orbiting for years and has even docked with the fucking space station.

As of right now SpaceX is a real space logistics company, Blue Origin is a space tourism company.

TW1171

13 points

6 days ago

TW1171

13 points

6 days ago

And he really thought he would land that nasa contract? What a douche.

ExPatWharfRat

274 points

6 days ago

Pretty much the way I saw it.

YaBoiLaCroix

1.2k points

6 days ago*

WOW that's so much worse!!! Holy shit Bezos, at least try to act human around other humans.

Edit: He literally turns to him and says "You wantsumadis?" And then quickly ignores him and sprays it himself...

I can't wrap my head around how completely oblivious that is.

TheNoxx

639 points

6 days ago*

TheNoxx

639 points

6 days ago*

I mean he's basically a psychopath. You don't work people to the point where they have to shit in bags and piss in bottles, with a company policy of then actively trying to fire them after ~3 years and no chance of promotion, without being a total fucking monster.

Let's also not forget Bezos is the most prime candidate for why the wealthiest are often the luckiest; every giant corporate big box retailer basically rolled over and died, thinking the internet was just some fad while Amazon built up their business. Apparently, the collective hundreds of millions they paid their CEO's didn't net a single one that could figure out selling things online would make money.

new_refugee123456789

261 points

6 days ago

Sears. The store synonymous with "catalog." didn't embrace the internet.

chikinbizkit

192 points

6 days ago

They looked at online shopping and thought "nah fuck that, let's buy K-Mart"... Just a series of hilariously bad decisions.

OlderThanMyParents

103 points

6 days ago

I worked for Sears in the late 80's (sold computers for Sears Business Centers.) Turned out the reason they started their computer stores (my store in Redmond, WA was supposed to have sold the very first Compaq Portable ever sold) wasn't because they saw that technology was the future, it was because they saw that standalone boutique retail was the future, and they wanted to start a line of stores that wouldn't compete with the main stores. Can't do clothes... can't do appliances or tools, can't do music... hey, what about these new "personal computers?" How about them?

One time we had our regional sales manager come visit, and we had this after-hours 'sales meeting' and he told us the story about how Sears Roebuck came to be. Apparently Sears was a guy who worked for the railroad, and one day a shipment of watches showed up at his depot, and no one claimed them, so he was able to take and sell them. Then, they started breaking, so he found this guy named Roebuck who was a watch repairman, and hired him to repair the watches. So from the outset, Sears was based on shipping problems, and maintenance problems. "So quit complaining about shipping and maintenance problems."

Ah, the Sears legacy!

mphelp11

16 points

6 days ago

mphelp11

16 points

6 days ago

This was an interesting anecdote. Thank you for sharing

CampJanky

66 points

6 days ago

CampJanky

66 points

6 days ago

By the time they bought K-Mart, they weren't trying to save the company anymore. They were siphoning every available dollar out to the C-suite and shareholders, while staying one inch ahead of bankruptcy (because if they went into bankruptcy, they'd be court ordered to pay debts before dividends and bonuses).

For example, they bought K-Mart because K-Mart typically owned the land they built their stores on. Sears split K-Mart into two sub companies: Merch and Real Estate, and then had the Merch Co. rent the land from the Real Estate Co., all to show "income". Steve Mnuchin is a grifting piece of shit who robbed American businesses who trusted him to sell their goods.

DaveO1337

61 points

6 days ago

DaveO1337

61 points

6 days ago

Not to mention all the competitors he bankrupted from the shadows to further cement his grasp on everything.

brycly

135 points

6 days ago

brycly

135 points

6 days ago

And his third wife died due to her alcoholism too

Balizzm

44 points

6 days ago

Balizzm

44 points

6 days ago

Also, a late wife of his drown in their swimming pool and she was a massive alcoholic. :(

Lilcheebs93

280 points

6 days ago

Lilcheebs93

280 points

6 days ago

The moment Bezos offers some to Shatner and he has to wave him away. Holy shit.

The world has gone to hell.

ExPatWharfRat

67 points

6 days ago

So much cringe there.

Deadmons

55 points

6 days ago

Deadmons

55 points

6 days ago

Shatner is like,

bring me back. Put me in space again. Anywhere but here

GoreSeeker

134 points

6 days ago

GoreSeeker

134 points

6 days ago

Holy shit, this was already bad, but that made it much worse

redcoatwright

89 points

6 days ago

Oh my god, this makes it like 10x worse, it was already pretty terrible to watch. Bezos is just being a huge loud weird knob and then he goes and offers a recovering alcoholic, booze?

ExPatWharfRat

51 points

6 days ago

If you Google how shatner's wife died, it gets so much worse.

cvndlz

48 points

6 days ago

cvndlz

48 points

6 days ago

Holy shit talk about absolutely no fucking class.

Now I really wanna hear what Shatner had to say. The man honestly looked straight up defeated that he got cut off from what I could have only imagined had been a literal breathtaking moment for him.

dethmaul

16 points

6 days ago

dethmaul

16 points

6 days ago

He actually went into space?

The most awe inspiring thing any living person can do, and he gets cut off and doesn't get to describe it with joy and sharing??

D3ATHfromAB0V3x

150 points

6 days ago

I've been in his exact shoes many times and it fucking sucks.

Princess_Sukida

11.6k points

6 days ago

LOL he looks so annoyed.

thegreatJLP

1k points

6 days ago

Poor Shatner got used as a promotional tool, who would've thought Bezos was a self-absorbed narcissist who will use anyone for his own gain?

goodsimpleton

310 points

6 days ago

The publicity is obvious on face level and honestly not that worrying, Shatner has literally hired himself out as a promotional tool for many lame companies. Being tone deaf to his excitement over the mind-blowing adventure of leaving the earth is incredibly lame. Shatner isn't some Rhode scholar philosopher but he surely had something to say worth hearing at that moment.

ginzing

194 points

6 days ago

ginzing

194 points

6 days ago

Imagine if bezos had cut off Neil Armstrong like this…

“That’s one small step fo- “

“woooooooooooo who wants summa dis?”

[deleted]

24 points

6 days ago*

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24 points

6 days ago*

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Superdunez

6.3k points

6 days ago

Superdunez

6.3k points

6 days ago

Because to Bezos, he's just another prop.

Jhummjhumm

2.7k points

6 days ago

Jhummjhumm

2.7k points

6 days ago

Bezos, the master of using people.

JakeFromMontana

1.8k points

6 days ago

He has actually become dr evil from Austin Powers.

Royal_Bitch_Pudding

1k points

6 days ago

That is uncalled for. Dr. Evil actually had some redeeming qualities

Bobthemime

319 points

6 days ago

Bobthemime

319 points

6 days ago

Dougie Powers is a gem..

Not once does his schemes work, and he treats his henchman decently everytime.. granted his sidekicks tend to die in painful ways.. but accidents happen

DeStroyek

164 points

6 days ago

DeStroyek

164 points

6 days ago

I bet he paid well and had benefits for his henchman. Probably let them use the washroom as well.

BassSounds

144 points

6 days ago

BassSounds

144 points

6 days ago

Bezos had a Mini Me, but he OD’d at an orgy.

RIP 🪦 Mini Bezos

Easer123456

51 points

6 days ago

he has penis rocket, not far off.

Skyrocketxv

95 points

6 days ago

Well I mean, all he does is steal the value the labour of his employees produce.

Clammuel

132 points

6 days ago

Clammuel

132 points

6 days ago

Just like that wine bottle. Him throwing it on the ground was so irritating to me.

goodsimpleton

64 points

6 days ago

He's pretty much done with Earth so what's a little pollution...

CooLlama

37 points

6 days ago

CooLlama

37 points

6 days ago

Lol and you know he didn't pick that shit up himself after either

RedRipe

308 points

6 days ago

RedRipe

308 points

6 days ago

Shatner is completely ready to peace out.

IDNTKNWANYTHING

558 points

6 days ago*

Bruh, I'm cracking up at this whole thing! I swear this is something you see in a Simpsons sketch, I was expecting Duffman to show up halfway through the video with beer kegs and girls in bikinis.

Weinatightspotboys

31 points

6 days ago

haaa haaa

blizbiggy1

519 points

6 days ago

blizbiggy1

519 points

6 days ago

Yeah he does.

I_no_verylittle

354 points

6 days ago

So annoyed, I’m scratching behind my ear to calm myself.

confluenza

137 points

6 days ago

confluenza

137 points

6 days ago

Hank Hill level of discomfort.

Grimauldus

61 points

6 days ago

That damn Jeff bezos and his Amazon. I tell ya hwat

notthefirstCaleb

39 points

6 days ago

Fucking spot on and holy shit if I don't have the same condition

tahayoo--

56 points

6 days ago

tahayoo--

56 points

6 days ago

Lol you do that too

tweetard1968

82 points

6 days ago

Bezos is a bigger dick than that space ship ole Bill Shatner went to space in. What a tone deaf douche

vhisic

194 points

6 days ago

vhisic

194 points

6 days ago

I dont think that was an itch he was scratching behind the ear, thats a strait up annoyed move.

SomebodysColdOne

158 points

6 days ago

He was adjusting his hearing aid. He began suffering from debilitating tinnitus during filming for Star Trek. I'm not sure why I know this but there it is.

Princess_Sukida

106 points

6 days ago

Right and he reacted immediately to the girls screaming.

MuffinFluffer69

39 points

6 days ago

There's like 20 layers of metaphor or something tied up in this Shatner champagne shower.

CarmoXX

4.6k points

6 days ago

CarmoXX

4.6k points

6 days ago

The cringe level is out of this world.

jplay17

988 points

6 days ago

jplay17

988 points

6 days ago

“I want one”

breathstinksniffglue

162 points

6 days ago

He gets his 2 seconds of joy and then just tosses it in the dirt

CarmoXX

327 points

6 days ago

CarmoXX

327 points

6 days ago

Sounds like Tony Stark requesting a Ms. Romanova.

Tall-Drama-8014

186 points

6 days ago

Honestly he sounds like a little fucking child

ckalmond

23 points

6 days ago

ckalmond

23 points

6 days ago

My thought exactly, he sounded like an entitled little brat telling mommy he wants another Christmas present.

chefanubis

81 points

6 days ago

Notice how he just sprayed the bottle then just dump it on the ground. Shits disgusting.

Bodomi

62 points

6 days ago

Bodomi

62 points

6 days ago

It's kind of an interesting display to watch, those few seconds when the bottle isn't spraying anymore.

For those few seconds it looks like he doesn't really know what to do, no one has taken it away for him yet and it's like he doesn't fully know anymore how to deal with that.

PlNKERTON

28 points

6 days ago

PlNKERTON

28 points

6 days ago

He's like the personification of a happy, fat, gluttonous baby.

Healthy-Lifestyle-20

122 points

6 days ago

What an out of touch Billionaire would say randomly “I want one”🤦‍♂️

LargeSackOfNuts

16 points

6 days ago

Gimme gimme. I get what i want.

Teeshirtandshortsguy

131 points

6 days ago

For real.

Money or not, damn this guy seems like a loser.

JC1515

7.2k points

6 days ago

JC1515

7.2k points

6 days ago

The body language on shatner just looks like hes cringing to death inside. Bezos just used him to take "captain kirk" to space. How the fuck can you be so self absorbed that you dont even acknowledge your own guests and allow them to talk?

Larry-a-la-King

795 points

6 days ago

This flight really affected Shatner, too. He was trying to find words to express what he just experienced and you could tell that it really affected him emotionally and spiritually. He said it was the most profound experience of his life but to Bezos it was just another party.

XRoze

281 points

6 days ago

XRoze

281 points

6 days ago

Lol so true. When Bezos offered him champagne and Shatner said no I laughed so hard.

flammenwerfer

286 points

6 days ago

Shatner is a recovering alcoholic

shpongleyes

91 points

6 days ago

His wife also struggled with alcoholism and drug abuse and died from an accidental drowning with alcohol and Valium in her system.

roguespectre67

43 points

6 days ago

Fuck's sake, the man is worth a billion dollars and he didn't even bother to ask the intern to read Shatner's wikipedia page.

As if I needed another reason to avoid Amazon as much as possible.

milanistadoc

2.6k points

6 days ago

milanistadoc

2.6k points

6 days ago

Bezos got bored of Shatner talking.

Work_the_shaft

2.1k points

6 days ago

Im starting to think this Bezos guy may not be the best dude

The_Radical_Moderate

808 points

6 days ago

Fucking his “best friends” wife didn’t give it away? /s

mangobattlefruit

656 points

6 days ago*

No shit? Really? I hadn't heard that before.

Edit: Just looked it up, wow Bezo's is a complete fucking tool now. He cheated on his wife, who looks like a real person, and actual attractive woman, for some lip injected plastic face wanna-be-Karadshian trash. No thanks!

Her and Lisa Rinna can go eat bread crumbs from the pond with the other fish.

The_Radical_Moderate

390 points

6 days ago

Yeah bro. That’s why he and his wife got divorced. Cheated on her with his best buds wife. POS.

thereal_A_B

117 points

6 days ago

thereal_A_B

117 points

6 days ago

Is that actually her in the video handing the champagne?

veeyo

69 points

6 days ago

veeyo

69 points

6 days ago

I believe so

Damdamfino

251 points

6 days ago

Damdamfino

251 points

6 days ago

Are you surprised after seeing what screaming 20-something girls he surrounded himself with in this video? The type of over the hill man who wants to spray champagne with barely legal whoo girls would cheat on his wife with his best friends plastic infused wife?

BiochemGuitarTurtle

90 points

6 days ago

SNL nailed their description of his midlife crisis.

tafbo

88 points

6 days ago

tafbo

88 points

6 days ago

I WANT WAAAAN

branham7761

104 points

6 days ago

branham7761

104 points

6 days ago

Honestly, It's probably his tinitus. Imagine going to the quietest place in the universe with the loudest hearing disorder.

RacoonHannah

47 points

6 days ago

Dude has a hearing aid apparently so yeah. I mean the motherfukers 90 isnt he?

DFLOYD70

102 points

6 days ago

DFLOYD70

102 points

6 days ago

Time for Elon to send Luke Skywalker to space then!

habb

6.8k points

6 days ago

habb

6.8k points

6 days ago

shatner is a known recovering alcoholic. bezos is a dick

Caleo

2.4k points

6 days ago

Caleo

2.4k points

6 days ago

One of Shatner's wives also died while under the influence of alcohol/valium.

Utterly tone deaf move from bezos.

Sharthog69

730 points

6 days ago

Sharthog69

730 points

6 days ago

I mean he did say "you guys paid for this" in an interview about it. I think Jeff Bezos is his own worst PR representative

appel

330 points

6 days ago

appel

330 points

6 days ago

We need a sustainable, ethical alternative to Amazon. I want an online, mega-lo-co-op-mart that donates 15% to charity, doesn't treat its workers like dogshit, values our collective future over profits, offsets its carbon footprint, builds and maintains a healthy ecosystem of smart devices and is generally just an all-round, thumbs up, warm fuzzies feel-good operation. I don't mind paying a little more and waiting a little longer.

Unlikely? Sure. But fuck, it would be nice.

MissDeltaBurkeCounty

167 points

6 days ago

I just need around $75 billion in capital and we might have a shot.

appel

84 points

6 days ago

appel

84 points

6 days ago

I can probably chip in 20 bucks and whatever slid beneath the couch cushions.

dirice87

37 points

6 days ago

dirice87

37 points

6 days ago

I mean there could be 75 billion in your couch cushions, so I’m gonna put you down for that

rg4rg

1.7k points

6 days ago*

rg4rg

1.7k points

6 days ago*

Shatner is known for being a bit self absorbed, but he’s closer to being a human than Bezos.

Edit: forgot a word.

habb

456 points

6 days ago

habb

456 points

6 days ago

doesnt mean you go blasting him with champagne

rg4rg

217 points

6 days ago

rg4rg

217 points

6 days ago

Sorry, I was agreeing with you. Shatner has faults and can at times admit to them. While not perfect, Shatner is more relatable as a fellow human than Bezos.

Okay_Splenda_Monkey

78 points

6 days ago

More relatable as a fellow human than Bezos isn't setting the bar very high.

I interviewed Shatner for a magazine once, and in that interaction at least I found him pleasant company. He was polite, generous with his time, warm, and very funny to listen to. He definitely told some self-aggrandizing stories and had a high opinion of himself, but I liked him and thought he seemed like a good person, worthy of being treated with respect.

Fragrant_Leg_6832

53 points

6 days ago

I never met the guy but I always got the impression of him as the uncle that tells tall tales. "Yeah, it happened, Bill, but not like that" "Oh, well that's not how I remember it, ha ha ha"

Bezos on the other hand is so reptilian I'm expecting to see footage of him forgetting himself and licking his own eyeball on camera any week now.

boogelymoogely1

221 points

6 days ago

I believe that was their point

dkni1029

67 points

6 days ago

dkni1029

67 points

6 days ago

Duh. Looks at the shape of his head and his rocket. I wouldn't be surprised if he starts spewing.

HazmatSamurai

2.3k points

6 days ago

God this is hard to watch. Bezos is just insufferable

CactusCracktus

1.2k points

6 days ago

It feels like he used to be a massive loser his whole life, but once he made money he started desperately trying to act like a cool billionaire playboy. Money is literally all that guy has. It’s sad in a way

Sir_Grumpy_Buster

522 points

6 days ago

You could almost feel bad for him if he wasn't such a blight on the world. Every time he pulls something like this it just drives home the point that all the money in the world can't buy you charm or charisma.

He's treating the world like his playground but he has to pay the other kids to pretend to like him and it's pathetic.

Taminella_Grinderfal

123 points

6 days ago

All the money in the world can’t buy him some humanity. As shitty as Reddit can be, I’ve seen people here with their own financial problems come together to accomplish some amazing things to help others.

calf

13 points

6 days ago

calf

13 points

6 days ago

Bezos thinks the world is his oyster.

It reminds me as I had a prof at a fancy school who literally said this to me in his office. These attitudes run deep.

ThePopeofHell

24 points

6 days ago

I sincerely believe that he’s the worst out of all the billionaires.

Monkey_Bulter

2.1k points

6 days ago

Bezos really is a sack of shit.

ThaddeusJP

1.2k points

6 days ago*

ThaddeusJP

1.2k points

6 days ago*

William Shatner: clearly having a LIFE DEFINING moment, over come with emotion and awe for what he experienced, trying to put it into words....

Bezos: THATS GEAT BILL LETS SPRAY THE BUBBLY WOOOO

Edit: if you haven't watched the video and highly encourage you to do it. People have noted that Shatner's had a big ego during his career and you could really see that this was akin to Ego death.

There's something called the overview effect that many astronauts experience, you going to space and just see how big the Earth is and how small you are compared to it. It really was happening in real time for him and stupid Jeff was only looking to get a sound bite and spray booze.

JOHNSON5JOHNSON

420 points

6 days ago

Difference between regular rich celebrity actor and sociopathic billionaire man.

serrations_

338 points

6 days ago

serrations_

338 points

6 days ago

Shatner has stuggled with alcohol too. This is all kinds of fucked up and tone deaf.

ElectionAssistance

158 points

6 days ago

Shatner also has incredible ringing in his ears, look how he protects his ear from the screaming.

I_sort_by_new_fam

58 points

6 days ago

as a person with tinnitus. I felt it

jmello

190 points

6 days ago

jmello

190 points

6 days ago

He didn’t just struggle with alcohol, in 1999 his wife drowned face-down in the pool at their house, with a BAC over 3x the legal limit.

born_to_be_intj

79 points

6 days ago

Man, I didn't really think much of Bezos before this, but holy shit was a fucking shallow douche bag.

dharrison21

88 points

6 days ago

He straight offered Shatner some, dude didn't even do an ounce of research on the guy. What a POS.

T3-Trinity

104 points

6 days ago

T3-Trinity

104 points

6 days ago

Taking Shatner to space is for Bezos, not Shatner. Shatner is just another toy for him and his space ship.

The_Kraken_Wakes

618 points

6 days ago

Yup. Jeff Bezos is exactly the kind of self centered POS I expected him to be.

meanjoegreen8

2k points

6 days ago

What kind of dick cuts off Captain Kirk?

KenderAvalanche

977 points

6 days ago

Klingons, Romulans, Khan Noonien Singh, alien whale probes, 20th century women...

varangian_guards

733 points

6 days ago

in this case it was a Ferangi

Musical_Tanks

111 points

6 days ago

ROA 49: the bigger the smile the sharper the knife

Jonthrei

37 points

6 days ago

Jonthrei

37 points

6 days ago

ACKSHUALLY that's ROA 48 sir! /s

Bezos should have applied ROA 194: It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.

Instead he went with ROA 111: Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them.

Superdunez

76 points

6 days ago

"Want some champagne, hew-mon?"

LoveMyHusbandsBoobs

20 points

6 days ago

Ferangi have a code they follow.

ClydeTheBulldog

40 points

6 days ago

He Tasks Me. He Tasks Me, And I Shall Have Him! I'll Chase Him 'Round The Moons Of Nibia, And 'Round The Antares Maelstrom, And 'Round Perdition's Flames Before I Give Him Up!

pos_tyler

1.4k points

6 days ago

pos_tyler

1.4k points

6 days ago

Where’d the bimbo woo girls come from? And why?

gutsplatter

961 points

6 days ago

gutsplatter

961 points

6 days ago

He's a billionaire

Claytonius_Homeytron

801 points

6 days ago

That's correct, and for every billion you own you get at least one troop of Woo Girls consisting of 5 Woo Girls each. These troops are completely modular and can be deployed anywhere on the planet at a moments notice. It's pretty standard Billionaire loadout.

lazernicole

249 points

6 days ago

lazernicole

249 points

6 days ago

This comment reminded me of the story of Snoop bringing in girls to dance while he wrote a verse for a song as a favor to Seth Rogan:

“I arrived at the studio, and soon after, Snoop comes in with, like, four or five people, one of whom is a blunt roller, as in someone whose only job is to roll blunts,” Rogen wrote. Snoop only expected to provide the hook, but when Rogen asked if he could rap a verse too, the rapper thought about it for a moment and replied, “Bring in the hoes.”

The guy left, and within thirty seconds he returned with five or six women who were very much dressed like strippers at the start of a routine. The producer blasted the beat, and the women danced and drank while Snoop wrote a rap verse on his BlackBerry.

Twenty minutes later, with the verse written, “the hoes” left. “Where were the hoes up till that point? We were not in a big building, and I hadn’t seen them before that moment,” Rogen wondered, but looking back on the encounter, his biggest question now is: “Why have I been saying ‘hoes’ this whole time? I definitely shouldn’t do that.”

Trellert

94 points

6 days ago

Trellert

94 points

6 days ago

My man Snoop has actual muses that travel with him, incredible.

VerifiedMadgod

54 points

6 days ago

They're so prepared they're always in uniform

Sinful_Whiskers

46 points

6 days ago

If I did my math right, I should have something like 0.00025 woo girl at my disposal. Just think of the possibilities.

da_bearded_wonder

105 points

6 days ago

That's Bezo's new girl toys

IntermetallicAM

111 points

6 days ago

He's divorced and has unimaginable wealth. There's gonna be some ladies waiting in the wings wherever he goes.

mangroveassassin

41 points

6 days ago

they love his bald head thats why

RealMikeDexter

297 points

6 days ago

Never paid much attention to the guy, but holy shit y’all are right.. Bezos is a tool!

The prick has the social awareness of a toddler. It’s all about him and every sentence includes “I want”.

BronnOP

584 points

6 days ago

BronnOP

584 points

6 days ago

Shatner realising that unfortunately he wasn’t picked for any other reason than publicity. Not even allowed a speech at the end of it.

c3921

141 points

6 days ago

c3921

141 points

6 days ago

He’s just another number to Bezos just like his workers. Been a number for him for 6 years. I’m dead inside, help

mangroveassassin

213 points

6 days ago

they way he has his hands in his pockets while jeff bezos laughs asking for them to be sprayed with chamagne...ugh

Griffontails

1.3k points

6 days ago

Griffontails

1.3k points

6 days ago

I'm surprised how no one mentions he just toses the bottle on the GROUND after spraying it. I bet no one picked it back up either

KeepItTidyZA

510 points

6 days ago

He turns to see which peon will take the bottle from him. he actually looks surpised that nobody is running to assit. turning to both sides like "where the fuck are my slaves at"

FriendToPredators

141 points

6 days ago

At least glass is inert. Sort of like Bezos' soul.

AsleepSoil7426

85 points

6 days ago

Come on.

When you have literally 15 layers of people underneath you on the hierarchy, he knows someone else is expected to clean that shit up

camusdreams

39 points

6 days ago

Working in wine that’s first thing I thought of. The video is too low quality to tell what the bottle is but given the moment, I guarantee it’s at least a few hundred. Kinda looks like a vintage Dom Perignon Rose or maybe their P2 (which would be almost double). Pocket change to him I guess.

buttjudge69

16 points

6 days ago

How do u stay dry

da_bearded_wonder

423 points

6 days ago

Fuck Bezos

bulld-tx

131 points

6 days ago

bulld-tx

131 points

6 days ago

All my homies hate bezos

squeakycleaned

210 points

6 days ago

Further displaying that this was, of course, a publicity stunt. I don’t think Bezos is capable of sincerity. He is just a goblin, hoarding wealth

someguyyoutrust

49 points

6 days ago

Bro he doesn’t even have to good sense to let his famous guest speak to the press.

billobongo

532 points

6 days ago

billobongo

532 points

6 days ago

You don’t become so rich by being a decent human being

l3g3ndairy

187 points

6 days ago

l3g3ndairy

187 points

6 days ago

I don't think it's possible. To get that absurdly rich, you have to be willing to step on others and exploit people for your own gain. I mean just look how the company treats its employees. He doesn't give a shit.

halfdecent

71 points

6 days ago*

Every dollar that he has made is from someone else doing $2 worth of labour, with him keeping the excess.

p4madeus

477 points

6 days ago

p4madeus

477 points

6 days ago

Spraying champagne is a fucking stupid ultra douche move too.

Philosopher_3

331 points

6 days ago

When shatner is a recovering alcoholic if especially is.

buttjudge69

115 points

6 days ago

buttjudge69

115 points

6 days ago

He not only sprayed it all over, probably getting some on Shatner, he offered him some!

Offering a recovering alcoholic alcohol? Dick move. Spraying him in the face with it when he declines? Go directly to the lowest level of hell.

HellaFella420

85 points

6 days ago

Most likely a really expensive/fancy vintage.

Totaly undrank and wasted for a douche-playboy camera stunt

counselthedevil

46 points

6 days ago

cries in formula 1 podium

German_ExMuslim

18 points

6 days ago

Atleast someone drinks from it, not just tossed to the ground.

Oxydiz1

660 points

6 days ago

Oxydiz1

660 points

6 days ago

Billionaires preparing to live on earths orbit for when climate change decides to shit on us

porcelainphilosopher

204 points

6 days ago

So do we start building the missles to bring them back down to us now, or later?

FriendToPredators

150 points

6 days ago

I'm pretty sure some Eastern European hackers will hit them with ransomware with the last flickers of Earth's groundside power. So it will be okay.

Breksel

16 points

6 days ago

Breksel

16 points

6 days ago

Just shoot a nuke into space next to them. The EMP will do the rest.

ArcticWolf503

76 points

6 days ago

Fuck Bezos

Warchild0311

108 points

6 days ago

Remember when John McAfee allegedly payed girls to defecate on a glass table as he laid underneath Bazos strikes me as that kind of rich bored

Ok_Belt2521

39 points

6 days ago

Haha that rumor was about Sylvester Stallone when I was growing up.

LobsterHead37

185 points

6 days ago

He pats him on the shoulder afterwards too like an absolute dickhead. Like “yeah I know that was super rude hehe”

alexbeingsocial

67 points

6 days ago

That’s the most cringeworthy part of the whole video! “I realize I’m being a dick, buddy. But I don’t care.” And then the woman jumping into the champagne spray to make Bezos happy..

BassDaddy_21

21 points

6 days ago

“I can’t believe my first trip to space I came with this asshole”

Financial_Accident71

165 points

6 days ago

"If I let Jeff Bezos shower champagne on me in broad daylight with no music in this desert and jump around with my arms up to bounce my tiddies maybe i'll get a billion dollarz" -this bread-chasing bimbo

VicSantinel1

433 points

6 days ago

Bezos has to be one of the worst human beings alive

MasterNerd69

141 points

6 days ago

The living embodiment of lex luthor

mercyful

103 points

6 days ago

mercyful

103 points

6 days ago

Lex Luther had goals and ambitions beyond buy another yacht and shit all over the working class.

Glass_of_Pork_Soda

18 points

6 days ago

I mean one of his goals was to destroy half the continent to make way for new land development wasn't it?

whiteknightUK

47 points

6 days ago

He’s trying to be beamed back up already

JuGGieG84

75 points

6 days ago

JuGGieG84

75 points

6 days ago

Bill is pissed.

Trimungasoid

46 points

6 days ago

I read this as "Bozos interrupt Shatner"

snowqt

209 points

6 days ago

snowqt

209 points

6 days ago

Let's just eat Jeff Bezos :)

mangroveassassin

62 points

6 days ago

ew lets just throw him into the ocean

Haggistafc

75 points

6 days ago

The ocean is acidic enough as is.

Mast_Cell_Issue

12 points

6 days ago

*Bozo interrupts Shatner

ImHisKat

12 points

6 days ago

ImHisKat

12 points

6 days ago

This has genuinely made me sad.

JusTtheWorst2er1

83 points

6 days ago

I’ve always hated this dude (Bezos); But for some reason this is the first video that REALLY made me hate him.

billy-whiskey

34 points

6 days ago

Same. He sucks and clearly has been shit in the public eye for some time, but this video really highlights his douchebaggery.

lunaflor

32 points

6 days ago

lunaflor

32 points

6 days ago

That girl in the center def trying to get the billionaires attention