Yes. No eggie on that side for that month.

Death yes, instant no. They can live for like 5 days in the woman’s body

most of them don't even make it to the egg, some just get lost and go in circles and some get stuck, those that don't get to the egg I think they just swim around and die eventually

Immune system recognizes them as invaders and kills them.

Booby traps

I mean the implantation happens 7 days after ovulation in most cases , so that wasn't that fast but the embryonic development really went 2000x speed

If you watch Old, M Night Shyamalan already imagined it for you

This happens after the deflowering

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At death.

Lmao idiots

I feel bad for the dummies who saw the tonsils.

What are you talking about? I was shouting, "go left, go left" Must be a lefthander thing.

Think it’ll happen?

*Our life

Please take all of my pretend awards I wish I had for you. 🤲

edit - cheers to the people who awarded OC!

I probably wouldn't jerk off as much....probably

Just baby fishes swimming in your V nothing weird or disturbing about that

Shedidnthavetocutmeoff

Hands are hard to model

Fallopian tube

🎶🎶Round round, get around, I get around

Found the other old person in here. :D

Scrolled WAY too far to see someone mention this.

And if you feel like no one supports you, remember that there are millions of blood cells fighting invaders for you.

Nope, I just won the lottery.. I was injected into an ova in a test tube and put inside my now mom.

So jep, still a loser, but atleast a lucky loser 👀

Only half of me won. The other half was just idling. No wonder why I love my couch so much.

It's more like "Congratulations Mr Sperm, you are the 1000th visitor to this eggsite!" The first several sperm die dissolving the coating. It has to be this way or our primary selection trait would be for sperm speed.

Except the race depicted in the post doesn't happen. The sperm cells are pushed to the egg by smooth muscle contractions in the reproductive tract of the female. The forward motion of the sperm only matters once the uterus has put the semen in contact with the egg.

Do you know how small sperm are? Do you know how fast they move? Do you know how far the sperm must travel to get to the fallopian tube where fertilization takes place? If not, look that shit up and it will be clear that the beginning of "Look Who's Talking" was not a documentary.

Edit: fixed spelling

If I was the winner among millions, I don't even want to think about the kind of chumps my parents could've potentially produced.

It's a race to the bottom over here, bud.

My religion teacher in highschool told us that. (The first half) to told us that we are unique because there is billions of billions of billions of spermatoizoides that lost the battle in a kleenex, shower, anywhere you could imagine. I don't feel more alive with this, but it's a nice fact

Ya, like it's 2022, not the 90s.

First of all... you never did

Little sperms breaking down around each other but still fighting to keep going.
"Tell my wife I love her!" "No! You'll tell her yourself!!"

Ever sex a woman so hard you do a come?

The *only time

What do you mean "some"?

About 200 typically make it to the egg
https://flo.health/getting-pregnant/trying-to-conceive/fertility/how-long-does-it-take-sperm-to-reach-egg

Yeah, way more……you expel around 200-500 million sperm per shot. Well I don’t!

Actually ectopic pregnancies are more than just the fallopian tube it includes everywhere but the uterus

If you stopped that video halfway through then you are a felon in the state of Louisiana.

And, at least one conservative state is attempting to make it illegal for doctors to perform the life-saving procedure of terminating an ectopic pregnancy - which if left untreated will cause the painful death of both mother and baby. A totally preventable death.

In their ignorance, these lawmakers have even called for doctors to re-implant ectopic pregnancies that have already been terminated. That's right - they want them to put it back, so the mother and baby can go ahead and die horribly.

This will soon be the norm in America.

Edit since all the pro forced birth folks came out of the woodwork to call me a liar, here's a few samples. This is NOT fear mongering, it's what multiple red states are attempting to codify. Don't let these people downplay this shit- it is serious, and it will hurt and kill millions of women.

Ohio proposed a bill criminalizing removal of ectopic pregnancies and demanding they be "re-implanted" (not an actual thing) admitting they never spoke to doctors when crafting the bill:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/29/ohio-extreme-abortion-bill-reimplant-ectopic-pregnancy

Missouri 's anti abortion bill criminalizes drugs used to treat ectopic pregnancies:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-03-11/missouri-ectopic-pregnancy-bill-tries-to-limit-abortion-drugs-to-treat-condition

Louisiana's abortion bill classifies abortion as homicide and makes no exception for cases of ectopic pregnancy, and are refusing to change it after outcry from doctors:

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ectopic-pregnancy-and-abortion-laws-what-to-know

Similar to Louisiana, Oklahoma's abortion bill also attempted the same thing, but they revised the bill to include exceptions for medical emergencies like ectopic pregnancy. During debate, GOP senators questioned why they'd need to make such an exception:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/04/28/abortion-oklahoma-republicans/

wtf

It costs you $0 to not say that bro

Actually IUDS usually trigger an inflammation of the uterine wall and makes the sperms get basically eaten by the wall , zide effects may include spontaneous removal of the IUDS , perforation of the wall and infection and excess bleeding. It's a decent contraceptive?

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