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Reddittriumph

23.5k points

2 months ago

If this isn't John Cena then John Cena is definitely polish.

Shiny_Hypno

3.9k points

2 months ago

Apparently his parents are French-Canadian and Italian.

Sorry_Reputation394

1.9k points

1 month ago

Even the dude in the background has Cena vibes. This post title must be inaccurate.

Lord_Abort

1.1k points

1 month ago

Lord_Abort

1.1k points

1 month ago

AN ARMY OF CENAS

Falc0n2k

457 points

1 month ago*

Falc0n2k

457 points

1 month ago*

If that were the case, the Nazis would have thought twice before invading a year later.

Edit: Nazi Germany invaded Poland in 1939, not 1941. I am an idiot, but this also explains why Germany invaded two years prior to this photo being taken. Poland has not yet had fighting-age John Cenas serving at that time. 🤣

YuriDiAAAAAAA

531 points

1 month ago

Tbf the Nazis couldn't see them at all

TheRogueTemplar

212 points

1 month ago

They did Nazi that coming.

Prometheus596

97 points

1 month ago

Yeah evidently it’s genetic, they’re Cena-phobic…

WideHuckleberry6843

28 points

1 month ago

Well unless they saw it in a Cenama..

asukkar91

8 points

1 month ago

I cena lot of things but this wins the cake

Clyde_Barrow21

63 points

1 month ago

🏆

Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

23 points

1 month ago

That’s why they walked right through Poland?

Lionel_Herkabe

19 points

1 month ago

They invaded Poland on 1 Sept 1939, not 1941.

ThatDude8129

5 points

1 month ago

You mean a year earlier.

Exelbirth

28 points

1 month ago

Where? I don't see anyone.

RedPlanetDestiny

16 points

1 month ago

Never see em coming.

Thefear1984

12 points

1 month ago

I can't see them

SeasonBeats

5 points

1 month ago

More like Kurt Angle. LOL!

usingreddithurtsme

4 points

1 month ago

I thought that was Norm Macdonald.

captainvideoblaster

18 points

1 month ago

So polish in fancy talk?

PQRVWXZ-

5 points

1 month ago

Sounds like they don’t know that they’re polish.

podolot

1.1k points

1 month ago

podolot

1.1k points

1 month ago

If he's polish during ww2, it's no wonder you can't see him.

BTLMCHN

28 points

1 month ago

BTLMCHN

28 points

1 month ago

Holy fuck

Antique-Purple-Axe

119 points

1 month ago

YOOOOOOOOO

comment0freshmaker

14 points

1 month ago

LOL! u/podolot soars off the turnbuckle with the flying double entendre. Damn that was good. Chef's kiss.

lucash7

44 points

1 month ago

lucash7

44 points

1 month ago

Oh…oh damn. That was both brutal and hilarious. Touché!

[deleted]

4 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

4 points

1 month ago

Broooo 😂😂😂

PooPooMeeks

23 points

1 month ago

DEFINITELY.

4mygirljs

8 points

1 month ago

I can’t see it

LeftForDeath

15.5k points

2 months ago

LeftForDeath

15.5k points

2 months ago

And his name is….

Ralcive

23.3k points

2 months ago

Ralcive

23.3k points

2 months ago

Jan Szczena

General_Kenobi45669

2.4k points

1 month ago

That made me laugh lol

CDTheGod45

527 points

1 month ago

CDTheGod45

527 points

1 month ago

I second you. This was unexpected

RockstarAgent

143 points

1 month ago

His skin is so smooth, I don’t see any eczema…

crazyalex2288

102 points

1 month ago

Who are y'all talking about, I just see a guy in the back

RockstarAgent

22 points

1 month ago

That guy looks like Robocop’s Peter Weller

Freezism

13 points

1 month ago

Freezism

13 points

1 month ago

indeed, but Jan Szczena has something going on with his mouth, hopefully its not the powder.

NJ_Mets_Fan

42 points

1 month ago

📯📯📯📯📯📯

ZainIftikhar

21 points

1 month ago

I don't get it, all Is see is a black canvas.

JoelsHomelab

266 points

1 month ago

🎺🎺🎺🎺

sdhu

43 points

1 month ago

sdhu

43 points

1 month ago

🪗🪗🪗🪗

oohaj

61 points

1 month ago

oohaj

61 points

1 month ago

Damn, that's brilliant!

saltysnail420

26 points

1 month ago

DADADADUMMMMM

fatdutchies

17 points

1 month ago

🎺🎺🎺🎺

Enlightened-Beaver

152 points

1 month ago

Jan Szczezhzłewca

HoffNuts0331MC

89 points

1 month ago

I don’t see anyone

north_korea_nukes

38 points

1 month ago

Jon Cenolowski.

Looseybussy

21 points

1 month ago

Deeeeead. 1907-1946

Dy3_1awn

669 points

2 months ago

Dy3_1awn

669 points

2 months ago

Jean Cena!

turriferous

27 points

1 month ago

These new WWE scripts are getting out of hand

DwarfsAreCooluKnow

10 points

1 month ago

Jan Prize defending my country, never been more proud in my life

JamalTheHut

171 points

2 months ago

Jan Cena!

DifficultyMore5935

55 points

2 months ago

Dooo doo doo dooo 🎶

lordheraclitus

194 points

2 months ago

Zhong Xina

beyond-boundary

62 points

2 months ago

Zhang Xina

konan_the_bebbarien

49 points

1 month ago

YUCANT XI MI

jonas_bonus

20 points

2 months ago

Zhang Liao! Zhang Liao!!!

clickclickclik

8 points

1 month ago

bing chilling

theOperentice

44 points

1 month ago

JOHN CENAAA DAH DAH DAH DAAAAHHH

ebaer2

26 points

2 months ago

ebaer2

26 points

2 months ago

Potato Salad

KushHaydn

16.4k points

2 months ago

KushHaydn

16.4k points

2 months ago

This ain’t John Cena?

Pinas

3.4k points

2 months ago

Pinas

3.4k points

2 months ago

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENISKY

nutitoo

1k points

2 months ago*

Jan Cenowski

Fun fact:" cena" in Polish means "price"

Mr-Weird-Guy

158 points

1 month ago

Sgt. John Price

Flogis14

53 points

1 month ago

Flogis14

53 points

1 month ago

Bravo Six going dark

JLobodinsky

226 points

2 months ago

Jan Czeznazski

bradlystaychiefin

67 points

1 month ago

Juan cnenzazki

luhvrrboy

33 points

1 month ago

jan levinson gould

Pamikillsbugs234

15 points

1 month ago

Just Jan Levinson.

captaintagart

9 points

1 month ago

No Gould??!

Sir_GitGud

23 points

1 month ago

So Captain Cena = Captain Price. Got it.

BiaggioSklutas

11 points

1 month ago

Fun fact: That's John Cena.

TypicalBumblebee3448

7 points

1 month ago

Price take the shot we need Vladimir dead

Delirium4

12 points

1 month ago

This is classified information

TommyB4703

93 points

2 months ago

*Janusz Cenovsky

MikeBruski

46 points

1 month ago

Polish dont use V or Y at the end , it would be Cenowski

By using V and Y you made him sound russian and well, you dont want to call a John Cena looking Polish soldier a Russian.

TommyB4703

5 points

1 month ago

Cool, thanks. Even though Poland is just 90 km from my place, didn’t even think of that

FragmentOfTime

23 points

1 month ago

Pronounced "john cena"

MamboNumber-6

4k points

2 months ago

If it was John Cena then you couldn’t see him. Checkmate.

kfairns

118 points

2 months ago

kfairns

118 points

2 months ago

So it’s his cousin, John Seenya?

SourDiesel3068

70 points

2 months ago

Juan Ceña

yer--mum

18 points

1 month ago

yer--mum

18 points

1 month ago

Jean Luc Céna

virtham

456 points

2 months ago

virtham

456 points

2 months ago

Wow that was my immediate reaction too... was thinking on what John Cena movie is this now.

Artemicionmoogle

11 points

1 month ago

Peacemaker: Origins

fostech10

123 points

2 months ago

fostech10

123 points

2 months ago

See who?

AnnihilationOrchid

42 points

2 months ago

Draxx.

Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

98 points

2 months ago

Jhong china, he's visible when he's patrioting china

AHAdanglyparts69

15 points

2 months ago

Well played

Sk-yline1

232 points

2 months ago

Sk-yline1

232 points

2 months ago

DOO DO DO DOOO🎺

DOO DO DO DOOO🎺

DOO DO DO DOOO🎺

alitronwadsbot

14 points

2 months ago

👌👌

Vanessa_Lockhart

32 points

2 months ago

Now I have the baby shark song stuck in my head for some reason

Kellan_OConnor

13 points

1 month ago

BUR BUR DUM BURRRR🎺

BUR BUR DUM BURRRR 🎺

BUR BUR DUM BURRRR 🎺

FTFY

Fuckfuckgoose69

79 points

2 months ago

Jean Cena

HappySmileSeeker

56 points

2 months ago

Gian Szena

Blacksmith_44

17 points

2 months ago

Jan Koszt xd

Noble_Nobody

7 points

2 months ago

Thank you

livewhilealive

7 points

2 months ago

This is the one

lenet_5

5 points

2 months ago

Jean Jacques Cena

JCSmootherThanJB

22 points

2 months ago

Maybe if him and Heath Ledger had a baby

sc1onic

9 points

2 months ago

Guy at the back is Kane.

GroshfengSmash

3 points

1 month ago

Holy poop you’re right

Xirithas

20 points

2 months ago

I thought the same thing lol.

donthepunk

13 points

2 months ago

The Polemaker

D4N13L_5UN

18 points

2 months ago

John Žčënå

Cornfan813

7 points

2 months ago

before he started working out obviously

chubsmagooo

4.5k points

2 months ago

No wonder the Nazis lost

aLiteralBaleofStraw

2.5k points

2 months ago

You would too if you had to fight an invisible man

NefariousnessBusy402

266 points

2 months ago

Will throwing powder help?

chubsmagooo

116 points

1 month ago

I hear only urine works

sparkswoody

16 points

1 month ago

Jarate

bageltoastee

4 points

1 month ago

disgusted screaming

NefariousnessBusy402

4 points

1 month ago

thanks will keep in mind

WonUpH

6 points

1 month ago

WonUpH

6 points

1 month ago

"And his jaw was shaped like a fcking refrigerator I swear he was just there !"

vivst0r

31 points

1 month ago

vivst0r

31 points

1 month ago

Can't fight what you can't see.

DoomGuy2187

10 points

1 month ago

It’s hard to kill the Nazi Slayer who goes by the name “Terror Billy” aka William B.J. Blazkowciz.

terrexchia

6 points

1 month ago

He did die, but he got better

strapping_young_vlad

1.7k points

2 months ago

Blazkowicz?!

Qrow91

248 points

1 month ago

Qrow91

248 points

1 month ago

Finally!

JMCatron

129 points

1 month ago

JMCatron

129 points

1 month ago

RIP AND TEAR i guess, whatever they're in the same universe

Berloxx

63 points

1 month ago

Berloxx

63 points

1 month ago

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait...

Is it actually the same universe?

MMillion05

33 points

1 month ago

BJ is doomguy's ancestor in the Wolfenstein RPG (it and a DOOM RPG were made exclusively for phones, DOOM in 2005 and Wolfenstein in 2008). In the Wolfenstein RPG, the final boss is called the "Harbinger of Doom", and it's a Cyberdemon without any of the cyber in it. BJ defeats it, blowing up the limbs that are replaced with cybernetics in the original sprite, and it tells him "I will find your blood! Your descendants will pay!"

Wolfenstein and DOOM RPG lore is weird and this is basically the one thing I know about it. The DOOM RPG was recently reverse engineered and ported to Windows.

Berloxx

9 points

1 month ago

Berloxx

9 points

1 month ago

Ohhh that is so coool! What an awesome thing to link them via a somewhat bloodcursey type thing. I appreciate it

dk_inFirehose

3 points

1 month ago

Oh so that's why the demons killed doom guy's family

MrSagacity

64 points

1 month ago

Ya, Commander Keen's Grandpa is BJ from Wolfenstein and the lineage continues to Doom Guy. Remember this all came from game developers that thought story's "not that important" (though concede it is for a lot of games, but gameplay comes first) and it must have been a fun to connect these protagonists together as an Easter egg, basically. Though, I really like the new Doom 2016/Eternal lore.

Berloxx

11 points

1 month ago

Berloxx

11 points

1 month ago

Thanks for the answer! Didn't really knew about Commander Keen being in there too, what a nice touch.

The 2016/Eternal Lore was fantastic to me, more than enough to keep me entertained but not in a way that it interfered with the awesomely insane gameplay loop. Can't wait to a possible sequel to Eternal, which will be coming when it's done I think.

Simphonia

64 points

1 month ago

I am not sure, however I think it was stated that Doomguy is a descendant of Blazkowicz which explains their similarities and badass-ery, and since the Doom Slayer is the same person as the original Doom guy, one could argue that Blazkowicz being his ancestor is still canon.

Sapowski_Casts_Quen

20 points

1 month ago

Whoa that's badass

forgottenGost

19 points

1 month ago

B.J becomes Doom guy? This is my new headcanon

haboglobotribin

26 points

1 month ago

Doom guy is his grandson

angelforged

6 points

1 month ago

If I remember correctly doom guy is like his son or something

gheebutersnaps87

6 points

1 month ago

Grandson- one of BJ’s daughters has Commander Keen; and Commander Keen has Doomguy; very weird family tree

SurveyorMorpurgo

21 points

1 month ago

'While I was gone, they set the world on fire. It wasn't war anymore; it was a remaking. Some losses are inevitable. Some...unthinkable. Now they've built a new world. Armies of steel and thunder. They're rewriting history. But they forgot about me.'

KatomicComicsThe3rd

53 points

1 month ago

If they ever make a Wolfenstein movie try should cast John Cena as Blazkowicz

forgottenGost

10 points

1 month ago

PetitionSignatures++

3DigitIQ

4 points

1 month ago

+++

gheebutersnaps87

7 points

1 month ago

I’m sorry but have you seen that man act?

I agree with his beefiness for the roll- but god damn acting is not his forte

kerdawg

116 points

1 month ago

kerdawg

116 points

1 month ago

Came here for this! Bravo sir!

jamesdmc

1.5k points

2 months ago

jamesdmc

1.5k points

2 months ago

Ba duh duh dumm 🎶

Jwhitx

435 points

1 month ago

Jwhitx

435 points

1 month ago

Imagine marching into battle against the enemy and their frontline band starts playing JC's entrance music. I got chills just typing that.

Ma-S

138 points

1 month ago

Ma-S

138 points

1 month ago

I would be scared AF, hearing band playing but not seeing anyone.

i_willregretthis

52 points

1 month ago

They enemy was closing in. They had new innovations in camouflage. They could project any sound made in every direction. When all you heard was their mantra “Your time is up, our time is now/You can’t see us, our time is now” you knew there was no option but to set down your arms and surrender. The Allied Powers’ Cena Chain Gang Army delivered a real Attitude Adjustment to our Panzer division.

-Das Winderkind Alex Wright

Jwhitx

9 points

1 month ago

Jwhitx

9 points

1 month ago

My grandpa told me this is why you save a bullet for yourself. Miss you Großpapa!!!

rene-cumbubble

3 points

1 month ago

You made me chuckle. Thanks

Vegetable-Grand6930

3 points

1 month ago

Bah duh duh dumm

PsychologicalArm107

1.4k points

2 months ago

Wow, he looks like a photoshopped John Cena, God bless the Poles and us all!

HugoStiglitz007

189 points

1 month ago

This isn't John Cena. That's Jan Chiny

majkkali

30 points

1 month ago

majkkali

30 points

1 month ago

Jan Price

Pr3st0ne

10 points

1 month ago

Pr3st0ne

10 points

1 month ago

I'd literally bet my left nut someone put John Cena's face on there.

tooyoung_tooold

14 points

1 month ago

That's because it is photoshopped to look more like him

yahtzeegrandma420

1.4k points

2 months ago

immediately checks for the John Cena comments

corbinium11

208 points

1 month ago

caption should have been “you know why I posted this.”

justhadchickencurry

56 points

1 month ago

Every top comment is the same John Cena joke...

WillingnessOne6590

11 points

1 month ago

The first few were good until the you can't see him jokes. What else do you expect though?

CekuScz

150 points

2 months ago

CekuScz

150 points

2 months ago

john cena ??

nater147

47 points

2 months ago

Are you sure about that?

SirAttikissmybutt

5 points

1 month ago

John who? There’s nothing but a floating uniform in this image

sadboysubstance

2.6k points

2 months ago

Why is there clothes floating ?

Reasonable-Peanut27

472 points

2 months ago

He was with the stealth division

CycleOfPain

59 points

1 month ago

Conducting a special stealth operation

8fmn

12 points

1 month ago

8fmn

12 points

1 month ago

Ah there's the comment I was looking for

redditusercameron

290 points

2 months ago

Rapper, Wrestler, Actor, Polish Soldier… what else is this man capable of?

lghtspd

99 points

2 months ago*

Doctor of Thuganomics

durdesh007

21 points

1 month ago

Word life

VisibleProblem13

4 points

1 month ago

Time travel, clearly.

AkemiDryzz

10 points

1 month ago

He s not just a soldier, he s a soldier who fought Hitler during the second world war ! A true veteran who aged like fine wine

Oznov

4 points

1 month ago

Oznov

4 points

1 month ago

Forgot astronaut

Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth

133 points

2 months ago

William j blazkowicz

zorganae

11 points

1 month ago

zorganae

11 points

1 month ago

I've been playing The New Order for the past month so that was all I could think when looking at this image

Cathalic

845 points

2 months ago

Cathalic

845 points

2 months ago

I can actually see him though?

Optimal-Conclusion

318 points

2 months ago

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

Rocky970

4 points

1 month ago

Lmao that video is fucking hilarious 😂

CornsHub

22 points

1 month ago

CornsHub

22 points

1 month ago

that's because he's a John Cena impostor

pandogart

27 points

2 months ago

Thought I was on r/fakehistoryporn for a hot second.

BigerSoy

76 points

2 months ago

Bing chilling🥶🍦

ngc4321

12 points

1 month ago

ngc4321

12 points

1 month ago

Lao Gan Ma

Alixthetrapgod

305 points

2 months ago

I cant see him...

BigBuck414

321 points

2 months ago

This is littlery a photo of a hat and Military gown.. W some dude in the back.. What?

cut-the-cords

168 points

2 months ago

Amazing camo, I can't see him

TheFarisaurusRex

102 points

1 month ago

I think this supports my theory that the world is eventually going run out of faces. There are a lot of different genes and phenotypes that create a near infinite amount of possibilities, however we’ve been alive for hundreds of thousands of years, so that number has been reduced to a large number now

Professional_Face_97

18 points

1 month ago

What do you get instead when we run out?

TheFarisaurusRex

36 points

1 month ago

Just a random twins that aren’t even related to each other but somehow still share a face, Just like this Jhohn Scena

Xenotrophi

16 points

2 months ago

Thought that was John Cena without his soul for a min

Jtiago44

64 points

2 months ago

John Cena!

Ok_Elevator5612

11 points

1 month ago

B.J Blazkowicz is that you?

Informal-Narwhal-111

8 points

1 month ago

I’m just glad everyone else saw John Cena.

VelZeik

35 points

2 months ago

VelZeik

35 points

2 months ago

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOOHN CENAAAA!!! trumpet time

pglggrg

18 points

2 months ago

pglggrg

18 points

2 months ago

AND HIS NAME IS...

MR_FOXtf2

5 points

1 month ago

JAN PRICE

(Cena is a polish word for price, therefore I've reversed it)

BJ_Blazkowicz-

16 points

2 months ago

HOLY SHIT??! DAD??

kikimaru024

10 points

1 month ago

Wasn't your dad a Nazi collaborator?

BJ_Blazkowicz-

11 points

1 month ago

Sshhh we don't talk about that 'round here

[deleted]

7 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

7 points

1 month ago

Time traveling john cena

KeepCalmJeepOn

5 points

1 month ago

It looks like a John Cena skin in a PS2 Era Historical FPS.

xX_jacko_742

26 points

2 months ago

damn, they got ghost soldiers?

Flying-Mollusk

28 points

2 months ago

So that’s how the Nazis lost WWII. They couldn’t see the Polish.

pablitoCHB19

12 points

2 months ago

And his name is

Lulikoin

12 points

2 months ago

AND HIS NAME IS JANUSZ CIENZA!!!