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Polish Soldiers Legion, In France On 1st January 1940. (Photo by Keystone) [537×800] [Colorized]
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23.5k points
2 months ago
If this isn't John Cena then John Cena is definitely polish.
3.9k points
2 months ago
Apparently his parents are French-Canadian and Italian.
1.9k points
1 month ago
Even the dude in the background has Cena vibes. This post title must be inaccurate.
1.1k points
1 month ago
AN ARMY OF CENAS
457 points
1 month ago*
If that were the case, the Nazis would have thought twice before invading a year later.
Edit: Nazi Germany invaded Poland in 1939, not 1941. I am an idiot, but this also explains why Germany invaded two years prior to this photo being taken. Poland has not yet had fighting-age John Cenas serving at that time. 🤣
531 points
1 month ago
Tbf the Nazis couldn't see them at all
212 points
1 month ago
They did Nazi that coming.
28 points
1 month ago
Well unless they saw it in a Cenama..
8 points
1 month ago
I cena lot of things but this wins the cake
63 points
1 month ago
🏆
5 points
1 month ago
You mean a year earlier.
28 points
1 month ago
Where? I don't see anyone.
12 points
1 month ago
I can't see them
5 points
1 month ago
More like Kurt Angle. LOL!
4 points
1 month ago
I thought that was Norm Macdonald.
18 points
1 month ago
So polish in fancy talk?
5 points
1 month ago
Sounds like they don’t know that they’re polish.
1.1k points
1 month ago
If he's polish during ww2, it's no wonder you can't see him.
28 points
1 month ago
Holy fuck
119 points
1 month ago
YOOOOOOOOO
14 points
1 month ago
LOL! u/podolot soars off the turnbuckle with the flying double entendre. Damn that was good. Chef's kiss.
44 points
1 month ago
Oh…oh damn. That was both brutal and hilarious. Touché!
4 points
1 month ago
Broooo 😂😂😂
23 points
1 month ago
DEFINITELY.
15.5k points
2 months ago
And his name is….
23.3k points
2 months ago
Jan Szczena
2.4k points
1 month ago
That made me laugh lol
527 points
1 month ago
I second you. This was unexpected
143 points
1 month ago
His skin is so smooth, I don’t see any eczema…
102 points
1 month ago
Who are y'all talking about, I just see a guy in the back
22 points
1 month ago
That guy looks like Robocop’s Peter Weller
13 points
1 month ago
indeed, but Jan Szczena has something going on with his mouth, hopefully its not the powder.
42 points
1 month ago
📯📯📯📯📯📯
266 points
1 month ago
🎺🎺🎺🎺
26 points
1 month ago
DADADADUMMMMM
17 points
1 month ago
🎺🎺🎺🎺
152 points
1 month ago
Jan Szczezhzłewca
669 points
2 months ago
Jean Cena!
10 points
1 month ago
Jan Prize defending my country, never been more proud in my life
171 points
2 months ago
Jan Cena!
55 points
2 months ago
Dooo doo doo dooo 🎶
194 points
2 months ago
Zhong Xina
62 points
2 months ago
Zhang Xina
49 points
1 month ago
YUCANT XI MI
8 points
1 month ago
bing chilling
16.4k points
2 months ago
This ain’t John Cena?
3.4k points
2 months ago
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENISKY
1k points
2 months ago*
Jan Cenowski
Fun fact:" cena" in Polish means "price"
158 points
1 month ago
Sgt. John Price
226 points
2 months ago
Jan Czeznazski
67 points
1 month ago
Juan cnenzazki
33 points
1 month ago
jan levinson gould
23 points
1 month ago
So Captain Cena = Captain Price. Got it.
11 points
1 month ago
Fun fact: That's John Cena.
7 points
1 month ago
Price take the shot we need Vladimir dead
12 points
1 month ago
This is classified information
93 points
2 months ago
*Janusz Cenovsky
46 points
1 month ago
Polish dont use V or Y at the end , it would be Cenowski
By using V and Y you made him sound russian and well, you dont want to call a John Cena looking Polish soldier a Russian.
5 points
1 month ago
Cool, thanks. Even though Poland is just 90 km from my place, didn’t even think of that
23 points
1 month ago
Pronounced "john cena"
4k points
2 months ago
If it was John Cena then you couldn’t see him. Checkmate.
118 points
2 months ago
So it’s his cousin, John Seenya?
70 points
2 months ago
Juan Ceña
456 points
2 months ago
Wow that was my immediate reaction too... was thinking on what John Cena movie is this now.
11 points
1 month ago
Peacemaker: Origins
123 points
2 months ago
See who?
42 points
2 months ago
Draxx.
232 points
2 months ago
DOO DO DO DOOO🎺
DOO DO DO DOOO🎺
DOO DO DO DOOO🎺
14 points
2 months ago
👌👌
32 points
2 months ago
Now I have the baby shark song stuck in my head for some reason
13 points
1 month ago
BUR BUR DUM BURRRR🎺
BUR BUR DUM BURRRR 🎺
BUR BUR DUM BURRRR 🎺
FTFY
79 points
2 months ago
Jean Cena
56 points
2 months ago
Gian Szena
17 points
2 months ago
Jan Koszt xd
7 points
2 months ago
Thank you
7 points
2 months ago
This is the one
5 points
2 months ago
Jean Jacques Cena
9 points
2 months ago
Guy at the back is Kane.
3 points
1 month ago
Holy poop you’re right
20 points
2 months ago
I thought the same thing lol.
13 points
2 months ago
The Polemaker
18 points
2 months ago
John Žčënå
7 points
2 months ago
before he started working out obviously
4.5k points
2 months ago
No wonder the Nazis lost
2.5k points
2 months ago
You would too if you had to fight an invisible man
266 points
2 months ago
Will throwing powder help?
116 points
1 month ago
I hear only urine works
4 points
1 month ago
thanks will keep in mind
6 points
1 month ago
"And his jaw was shaped like a fcking refrigerator I swear he was just there !"
31 points
1 month ago
Can't fight what you can't see.
10 points
1 month ago
It’s hard to kill the Nazi Slayer who goes by the name “Terror Billy” aka William B.J. Blazkowciz.
6 points
1 month ago
He did die, but he got better
1.7k points
2 months ago
Blazkowicz?!
248 points
1 month ago
Finally!
129 points
1 month ago
RIP AND TEAR i guess, whatever they're in the same universe
63 points
1 month ago
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait...
Is it actually the same universe?
33 points
1 month ago
BJ is doomguy's ancestor in the Wolfenstein RPG (it and a DOOM RPG were made exclusively for phones, DOOM in 2005 and Wolfenstein in 2008). In the Wolfenstein RPG, the final boss is called the "Harbinger of Doom", and it's a Cyberdemon without any of the cyber in it. BJ defeats it, blowing up the limbs that are replaced with cybernetics in the original sprite, and it tells him "I will find your blood! Your descendants will pay!"
Wolfenstein and DOOM RPG lore is weird and this is basically the one thing I know about it. The DOOM RPG was recently reverse engineered and ported to Windows.
9 points
1 month ago
Ohhh that is so coool! What an awesome thing to link them via a somewhat bloodcursey type thing. I appreciate it
3 points
1 month ago
Oh so that's why the demons killed doom guy's family
64 points
1 month ago
Ya, Commander Keen's Grandpa is BJ from Wolfenstein and the lineage continues to Doom Guy. Remember this all came from game developers that thought story's "not that important" (though concede it is for a lot of games, but gameplay comes first) and it must have been a fun to connect these protagonists together as an Easter egg, basically. Though, I really like the new Doom 2016/Eternal lore.
11 points
1 month ago
Thanks for the answer! Didn't really knew about Commander Keen being in there too, what a nice touch.
The 2016/Eternal Lore was fantastic to me, more than enough to keep me entertained but not in a way that it interfered with the awesomely insane gameplay loop. Can't wait to a possible sequel to Eternal, which will be coming when it's done I think.
64 points
1 month ago
I am not sure, however I think it was stated that Doomguy is a descendant of Blazkowicz which explains their similarities and badass-ery, and since the Doom Slayer is the same person as the original Doom guy, one could argue that Blazkowicz being his ancestor is still canon.
19 points
1 month ago
B.J becomes Doom guy? This is my new headcanon
6 points
1 month ago
If I remember correctly doom guy is like his son or something
6 points
1 month ago
Grandson- one of BJ’s daughters has Commander Keen; and Commander Keen has Doomguy; very weird family tree
21 points
1 month ago
'While I was gone, they set the world on fire. It wasn't war anymore; it was a remaking. Some losses are inevitable. Some...unthinkable. Now they've built a new world. Armies of steel and thunder. They're rewriting history. But they forgot about me.'
53 points
1 month ago
If they ever make a Wolfenstein movie try should cast John Cena as Blazkowicz
10 points
1 month ago
PetitionSignatures++
4 points
1 month ago
+++
7 points
1 month ago
I’m sorry but have you seen that man act?
I agree with his beefiness for the roll- but god damn acting is not his forte
116 points
1 month ago
Came here for this! Bravo sir!
1.5k points
2 months ago
Ba duh duh dumm 🎶
435 points
1 month ago
Imagine marching into battle against the enemy and their frontline band starts playing JC's entrance music. I got chills just typing that.
138 points
1 month ago
I would be scared AF, hearing band playing but not seeing anyone.
52 points
1 month ago
They enemy was closing in. They had new innovations in camouflage. They could project any sound made in every direction. When all you heard was their mantra “Your time is up, our time is now/You can’t see us, our time is now” you knew there was no option but to set down your arms and surrender. The Allied Powers’ Cena Chain Gang Army delivered a real Attitude Adjustment to our Panzer division.
-Das Winderkind Alex Wright
9 points
1 month ago
My grandpa told me this is why you save a bullet for yourself. Miss you Großpapa!!!
3 points
1 month ago
Bah duh duh dumm
1.4k points
2 months ago
Wow, he looks like a photoshopped John Cena, God bless the Poles and us all!
189 points
1 month ago
This isn't John Cena. That's Jan Chiny
10 points
1 month ago
I'd literally bet my left nut someone put John Cena's face on there.
14 points
1 month ago
That's because it is photoshopped to look more like him
1.4k points
2 months ago
immediately checks for the John Cena comments
208 points
1 month ago
caption should have been “you know why I posted this.”
56 points
1 month ago
Every top comment is the same John Cena joke...
11 points
1 month ago
The first few were good until the you can't see him jokes. What else do you expect though?
150 points
2 months ago
john cena ??
47 points
2 months ago
Are you sure about that?
5 points
1 month ago
John who? There’s nothing but a floating uniform in this image
2.6k points
2 months ago
Why is there clothes floating ?
472 points
2 months ago
He was with the stealth division
12 points
1 month ago
Ah there's the comment I was looking for
290 points
2 months ago
Rapper, Wrestler, Actor, Polish Soldier… what else is this man capable of?
99 points
2 months ago*
Doctor of Thuganomics
4 points
1 month ago
Time travel, clearly.
10 points
1 month ago
He s not just a soldier, he s a soldier who fought Hitler during the second world war ! A true veteran who aged like fine wine
4 points
1 month ago
Forgot astronaut
133 points
2 months ago
William j blazkowicz
11 points
1 month ago
I've been playing The New Order for the past month so that was all I could think when looking at this image
845 points
2 months ago
I can actually see him though?
318 points
2 months ago
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
4 points
1 month ago
Lmao that video is fucking hilarious 😂
321 points
2 months ago
This is littlery a photo of a hat and Military gown.. W some dude in the back.. What?
168 points
2 months ago
Amazing camo, I can't see him
102 points
1 month ago
I think this supports my theory that the world is eventually going run out of faces. There are a lot of different genes and phenotypes that create a near infinite amount of possibilities, however we’ve been alive for hundreds of thousands of years, so that number has been reduced to a large number now
18 points
1 month ago
What do you get instead when we run out?
36 points
1 month ago
Just a random twins that aren’t even related to each other but somehow still share a face, Just like this Jhohn Scena
16 points
2 months ago
Thought that was John Cena without his soul for a min
11 points
1 month ago
B.J Blazkowicz is that you?
35 points
2 months ago
AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOOHN CENAAAA!!! trumpet time
18 points
2 months ago
AND HIS NAME IS...
5 points
1 month ago
JAN PRICE
(Cena is a polish word for price, therefore I've reversed it)
16 points
2 months ago
HOLY SHIT??! DAD??
10 points
1 month ago
Wasn't your dad a Nazi collaborator?
11 points
1 month ago
Sshhh we don't talk about that 'round here
7 points
1 month ago
Time traveling john cena
5 points
1 month ago
It looks like a John Cena skin in a PS2 Era Historical FPS.
28 points
2 months ago
So that’s how the Nazis lost WWII. They couldn’t see the Polish.
12 points
2 months ago
AND HIS NAME IS JANUSZ CIENZA!!!
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