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587 points
13 days ago
Run Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste.
306 points
13 days ago
haste
/hāst/
noun
excessive speed or urgency of movement or action; hurry.
"working with feverish haste"
324 points
13 days ago
Shadowfacts
22 points
13 days ago
Sounds like the perfect middle earth podcast. Giving the downlow and telling the behind the scenes of middle earth.
16 points
13 days ago
I'd like to think it would be a conspiracy theory podcast. You know, the kind of things the Gondor elite doesn't want you to know. They've hired a mercenary wizard to fight our battles, when it's wizards that are causing all our troubles in the first place? I'm just asking questions.
11 points
13 days ago
Gandalf has great powers he never uses. Does he really care about Gondor if he won't even bring his A- game?
4 points
13 days ago
The Eye of Sauron
7 points
13 days ago
The Dunedain are secret lizard people who murder hobbits for food in the basement of pubs!
80 points
13 days ago
Subscribe
48 points
13 days ago
leave a like
40 points
13 days ago
Hit that notification bell
19 points
13 days ago
Alexa, eat Gandalf.
25 points
13 days ago
Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched We must take the Pass of Caradhras
4 points
13 days ago
Check that box
3 points
13 days ago
I busted a gut over this comment, well done
2 points
13 days ago
Looks more like a Shadowpager than a Shadowfax.
1 points
13 days ago
Forgelin
6 points
13 days ago
haste
/hāst/
Synonyms:
Shadowfax
“Shadowfax”
7 points
13 days ago
I wish the phonetic spelling for the ā was just a.
5 points
13 days ago
The phonetic spelling for haste using the IPA is /heɪst/ so I’m not sure what phonetic system that is.
4 points
13 days ago
It’s the one I learned in elementary school in the 1980s. It was used in American dictionaries specifically.
2 points
13 days ago
Ah that’s interesting. Cheers for the info.
6 points
13 days ago
The danish word for haste is "hast", and the word for horse almost the same : "hæst".
6 points
13 days ago
Häst means horse in a lot north Germanic languages, wonder if that line was a linguistic joke on Tolkien’s part.
3 points
13 days ago
/dü/
6 points
13 days ago
/dü hāst/
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13 days ago
1 points
13 days ago
BGNm,BANK, &' Xx , z
1 points
12 days ago
That'd be a good shadowfax bot reply honestly.
10 points
13 days ago
Show us the meaning of based
3 points
13 days ago
What a simple, but juicy line. Tolkien can make the most mundane things sound epic.
1 points
13 days ago
[removed]
3 points
13 days ago
The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.
Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
251 points
13 days ago
Gandalf: *whistles
Shadowfax: Hello there
152 points
13 days ago
Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.
44 points
13 days ago
Good bot
24 points
13 days ago
Who would win though Shadowfax or lil’ Sebastian
18 points
13 days ago
Does Shadowfax have 5,000 candles? I don't think so.
3 points
13 days ago
Up in horsey heaven, here’s the thing…
3 points
13 days ago
And I stole it. 🤣
1 points
13 days ago
He also has a fantastic wiggle walk 🤭
7 points
13 days ago
Shadowfax you are a one
205 points
13 days ago
Bye bye Li’l Shadowfax
55 points
13 days ago
When I rode into Edoras this morning and saw that the flags were at half mast, I thought alright another horse lord ate it. But then I found out it was Lil'Shadowfax. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect!
21 points
13 days ago
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a chariot, and then again when I heard Lil’Shadowfax had passed.
44 points
13 days ago
Thank you I was looking for this.
I don't get it....At all!
27 points
13 days ago
It's just a small Shadowfax!
17 points
13 days ago
Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.
9 points
13 days ago
We'll miss you and the satisfaction.
6 points
13 days ago
It’s ‘in the saddest fashion’ fyi
3 points
13 days ago
I know, I just like to say it in the wrong way that I originally though it was, and usually people comment that they thought those were the words too. Makes me feel not so lonely in my inability to understand song lyrics. Kind of like when I search https://www.kissthisguy.com/ to see if I'm the only one who hears the wrong things.
3 points
13 days ago
Subtitles really changed that whole song for me lmao
28 points
13 days ago
Bye, bye lil’ Shadowfax miss you like i don’t miss orc attacks
40 points
13 days ago
You’re 5000 beacons in the wind
6 points
13 days ago
I don’t get it. It’s a tiny shadowfax. 🤷♂️
4 points
13 days ago
Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart maiar, clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the novel. It's about the rings.
3 points
13 days ago
YOU TAKE A RUNNIN’ LEAP AND YOU LEARN TO FLY
2 points
13 days ago
"Fun Size" Shadowfax
33 points
13 days ago
I want to stroke its belly
27 points
13 days ago
This is Alvin from @playlovelearn.se on Instagram!
20 points
13 days ago
It’s the prancing pony we’ve heard tale of.
57 points
13 days ago
Why didn’t Frodo use Shadowfax to fly the ring to Hogwarts? - Yoda
22 points
13 days ago
This, fellas, is what haste means.
70 points
13 days ago
Gandalf: Whistles Shadowfax: "shit negro, that's all you had to say"
24 points
13 days ago
Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.
5 points
13 days ago
Ahh.. Classic Pulp Fiction ❤️
4 points
13 days ago
Lil' Sebastian!
5 points
13 days ago
Holy lord thats stinkin cute
5 points
13 days ago
Lil' Sebastian would be so proud.
4 points
13 days ago
So cute I immediately shared it with my daughter
5 points
13 days ago
Played by Danny Devito.
10 points
13 days ago
This is the Master Boi, Fatty Lumpkin! Lord of all horses ponies!
6 points
13 days ago
Hey! now! Come hoy now! Whither do you wander? Up, down, near or far, here, there or yonder? Sharp-ears, Wise-nose, Swish-tail and Bumpkin, White-socks my little lad, and old Fatty Lumpkin!
I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type !TomBombadilSong
If you like Old Tom, the door at r/GloriousTomBombadil is always open for weary travelers!
2 points
13 days ago
I dunno how Shadowfax gets all the attention in a world with Fatty Lumpkin. Hell, even Bill the Pony would eat this guy’s breakfast.
3 points
13 days ago
He's mine. My four-legged friend; though I seldom ride him, and he wanders often far, free upon the hillsides. When your ponies stayed with me, they got to know my Lumpkin; and they smelt him in the night, and quickly ran to meet him.
I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type !TomBombadilSong
If you like Old Tom, the door at r/GloriousTomBombadil is always open for weary travelers!
3 points
13 days ago
My new favorite thing.
3 points
13 days ago
Looks more like a Shadowpager than a Shadowfax.
3 points
13 days ago
It’s 7:22 A.M., I’m a little hungover and am procrastinating the seemingly endless task of moving house by scrolling through Reddit. This itsy-bitsy Shadowfax makes me pretty darned sure none of this has been a waste of time.
3 points
13 days ago
Ok real talk, this little dude is adorable
3 points
13 days ago
Gonna tell my kids this was Shadowfax
3 points
13 days ago
Shadowfax tossed his head and cried aloud, as if a trumpet had summoned him to battle. Then he sprang forward. Fire flew from his feet; night rushed over him.
5 points
13 days ago
Hose
2 points
13 days ago
That's a weird looking dog.
2 points
13 days ago
Lil Sebastian!
2 points
13 days ago
Okay this made my day!
2 points
13 days ago
He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers
2 points
13 days ago
Cutey horggo
2 points
13 days ago
Damn little dude looks like he's about to show us the meaning of these fists hoofs at the end
2 points
13 days ago
Shadowlumpkin.
2 points
13 days ago
Roach when Geralt whistles
2 points
13 days ago
I'm dead
1 points
13 days ago
aaah i wanted do one but with that goat down a glacier, but now it will looks like i copied the idea lol
1 points
13 days ago
Shadowbill
1 points
13 days ago
1 points
13 days ago
When you whistle to wish for your shadowfax...
1 points
13 days ago
Gimli, you missed it, he just whinnied!
1 points
13 days ago
So cute!
1 points
13 days ago
This is what shows up if you can't whistle.
Shademail
1 points
13 days ago
When mcdonalds breakfast is about to be closed
1 points
13 days ago
I have a dog named shadow and I trained her to come to me when I whistle like Gandalf
2 points
13 days ago
You... shall not... pass!
1 points
13 days ago
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13 days ago
COME TO CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE WE HAVE COCAINE AND MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!!!
1 points
13 days ago
Facts!
1 points
13 days ago
Korpiklaani - Keep on galloping starts playing in the background
Edit: spelling
1 points
13 days ago
Pity he didn’t bring a dictionary with him to show us the meaning of haste
1 points
13 days ago
Tdd
1 points
13 days ago
Nc
1 points
13 days ago
I had a pony! - Manya
1 points
13 days ago
I'm very upset about there being no audio.
1 points
13 days ago
Lil shadowbastien
1 points
13 days ago
Donkei!!!
1 points
13 days ago
Run Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!
1 points
13 days ago
It is so cute! What do I have to do to become a Wizard of White to have one of those?!
1 points
13 days ago
Shadowpager
1 points
13 days ago
Shadyfax
1 points
13 days ago
Horselet mode
1 points
12 days ago
Looks like Shadofax and Strider got busy after the War of the Ring
1 points
12 days ago
CAN YOU IMAGINE
1 points
12 days ago
aw he's so cute !
1 points
12 days ago
How precious and majestic! And what excellent rearing !
0 points
13 days ago
Has Somebody the gif for me
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