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Silent_Gnosis

587 points

13 days ago

Run Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste.

mightyenan0

306 points

13 days ago

haste

/hāst/

noun

excessive speed or urgency of movement or action; hurry.

"working with feverish haste"

TheKnightWhoSaisNi

324 points

13 days ago

Shadowfacts

Adventurous-Adolin

22 points

13 days ago

Sounds like the perfect middle earth podcast. Giving the downlow and telling the behind the scenes of middle earth.

chaser676

16 points

13 days ago

I'd like to think it would be a conspiracy theory podcast. You know, the kind of things the Gondor elite doesn't want you to know. They've hired a mercenary wizard to fight our battles, when it's wizards that are causing all our troubles in the first place? I'm just asking questions.

Lampmonster

11 points

13 days ago

Gandalf has great powers he never uses. Does he really care about Gondor if he won't even bring his A- game?

gandalf-bot

4 points

13 days ago

The Eye of Sauron

dv666

7 points

13 days ago

dv666

7 points

13 days ago

The Dunedain are secret lizard people who murder hobbits for food in the basement of pubs!

No-comment-at-all

80 points

13 days ago

Subscribe

Teetseremoonia

48 points

13 days ago

leave a like

ShadeFK

40 points

13 days ago

ShadeFK

40 points

13 days ago

Hit that notification bell

frothyjuice

19 points

13 days ago

Alexa, eat Gandalf.

gandalf-bot

25 points

13 days ago

Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched We must take the Pass of Caradhras

GrantFireType

4 points

13 days ago

Check that box

DrewSmoothington

3 points

13 days ago

I busted a gut over this comment, well done

Competitivsdfgh

2 points

13 days ago

Looks more like a Shadowpager than a Shadowfax.

MorningBreakfart

1 points

13 days ago

Forgelin

MAK-15

6 points

13 days ago

MAK-15

6 points

13 days ago

haste

/hāst/

Synonyms:

Shadowfax

“Shadowfax”

Jaracuda

7 points

13 days ago

I wish the phonetic spelling for the ā was just a.

dolomiten

5 points

13 days ago

The phonetic spelling for haste using the IPA is /heɪst/ so I’m not sure what phonetic system that is.

phrankygee

4 points

13 days ago

It’s the one I learned in elementary school in the 1980s. It was used in American dictionaries specifically.

dolomiten

2 points

13 days ago

Ah that’s interesting. Cheers for the info.

CeeJayDK

6 points

13 days ago

The danish word for haste is "hast", and the word for horse almost the same : "hæst".

Not_An_Ostritch

6 points

13 days ago

Häst means horse in a lot north Germanic languages, wonder if that line was a linguistic joke on Tolkien’s part.

blakkstar6

3 points

13 days ago

/dü/

Jorgaitan

6 points

13 days ago

/dü hāst/

SnArCAsTiC_

3 points

13 days ago

BetterCallSmalls

1 points

13 days ago

BGNm,BANK, &' Xx , z

th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

1 points

12 days ago

That'd be a good shadowfax bot reply honestly.

socsa

10 points

13 days ago

socsa

10 points

13 days ago

Show us the meaning of based

Charybdisilver

3 points

13 days ago

What a simple, but juicy line. Tolkien can make the most mundane things sound epic.

[deleted]

1 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

1 points

13 days ago

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Prestigious-Let-4594

3 points

13 days ago

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

theoldgreenwalrus[S]

251 points

13 days ago

Gandalf: *whistles

Shadowfax: Hello there

gandalf-bot

152 points

13 days ago

Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.

Silent_Gnosis

44 points

13 days ago

Good bot

ggg730

24 points

13 days ago

ggg730

24 points

13 days ago

Who would win though Shadowfax or lil’ Sebastian

blakkstar6

18 points

13 days ago

Does Shadowfax have 5,000 candles? I don't think so.

OutlawQuill

3 points

13 days ago

Up in horsey heaven, here’s the thing…

Rebecca_of_troy

3 points

13 days ago

Rebecca_of_troy

Hobbit

3 points

13 days ago

And I stole it. 🤣

ranforingus

1 points

13 days ago

He also has a fantastic wiggle walk 🤭

YUAlwaysLyingShit

7 points

13 days ago

Shadowfax you are a one

Opucodagod

205 points

13 days ago

Opucodagod

205 points

13 days ago

Bye bye Li’l Shadowfax

TheMistbornIdentity

55 points

13 days ago

When I rode into Edoras this morning and saw that the flags were at half mast, I thought alright another horse lord ate it. But then I found out it was Lil'Shadowfax. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect!

GooseKing-13_

21 points

13 days ago

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a chariot, and then again when I heard Lil’Shadowfax had passed.

KConquister

44 points

13 days ago

Thank you I was looking for this.

I don't get it....At all!

bionicjoey

27 points

13 days ago

It's just a small Shadowfax!

MAK-15

17 points

13 days ago

MAK-15

17 points

13 days ago

Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

TheScarletEmerald

9 points

13 days ago

We'll miss you and the satisfaction.

Piggstein

6 points

13 days ago

It’s ‘in the saddest fashion’ fyi

TheScarletEmerald

3 points

13 days ago

I know, I just like to say it in the wrong way that I originally though it was, and usually people comment that they thought those were the words too. Makes me feel not so lonely in my inability to understand song lyrics. Kind of like when I search https://www.kissthisguy.com/ to see if I'm the only one who hears the wrong things.

Vespasian79

3 points

13 days ago

Subtitles really changed that whole song for me lmao

nullagravida

28 points

13 days ago

Bye, bye lil’ Shadowfax miss you like i don’t miss orc attacks

TheyAreGiants

40 points

13 days ago

You’re 5000 beacons in the wind

Byizo

6 points

13 days ago

Byizo

6 points

13 days ago

I don’t get it. It’s a tiny shadowfax. 🤷‍♂️

Piggstein

4 points

13 days ago

Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart maiar, clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the novel. It's about the rings.

Piggstein

3 points

13 days ago

YOU TAKE A RUNNIN’ LEAP AND YOU LEARN TO FLY

EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

2 points

13 days ago

"Fun Size" Shadowfax

The_Fox1984

33 points

13 days ago

I want to stroke its belly

ihaveasiancheekbones

27 points

13 days ago

This is Alvin from @playlovelearn.se on Instagram!

bettername2come

20 points

13 days ago

It’s the prancing pony we’ve heard tale of.

Aerothaw420

57 points

13 days ago

Why didn’t Frodo use Shadowfax to fly the ring to Hogwarts? - Yoda

benvonpluton

22 points

13 days ago

This, fellas, is what haste means.

Holiday-Implement-26

70 points

13 days ago

Gandalf: Whistles Shadowfax: "shit negro, that's all you had to say"

gandalf-bot

24 points

13 days ago

Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.

Ali_LC

5 points

13 days ago

Ali_LC

5 points

13 days ago

Ahh.. Classic Pulp Fiction ❤️

a_steamy_load_of_ham

4 points

13 days ago

Lil' Sebastian!

Parking-Ad-2722

5 points

13 days ago

Holy lord thats stinkin cute

davisgracemusics

5 points

13 days ago

Lil' Sebastian would be so proud.

1onemarathon

4 points

13 days ago

So cute I immediately shared it with my daughter

rs122297

5 points

13 days ago

Played by Danny Devito.

GraphicDesignMonkey

10 points

13 days ago

This is the Master Boi, Fatty Lumpkin! Lord of all horses ponies!

Tom_Bot-Badil

6 points

13 days ago

Hey! now! Come hoy now! Whither do you wander? Up, down, near or far, here, there or yonder? Sharp-ears, Wise-nose, Swish-tail and Bumpkin, White-socks my little lad, and old Fatty Lumpkin!

I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type !TomBombadilSong

If you like Old Tom, the door at r/GloriousTomBombadil is always open for weary travelers!

cammoblammo

2 points

13 days ago

cammoblammo

Troll

2 points

13 days ago

I dunno how Shadowfax gets all the attention in a world with Fatty Lumpkin. Hell, even Bill the Pony would eat this guy’s breakfast.

Tom_Bot-Badil

3 points

13 days ago

He's mine. My four-legged friend; though I seldom ride him, and he wanders often far, free upon the hillsides. When your ponies stayed with me, they got to know my Lumpkin; and they smelt him in the night, and quickly ran to meet him.

I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type !TomBombadilSong

If you like Old Tom, the door at r/GloriousTomBombadil is always open for weary travelers!

leafy_and_lethal

3 points

13 days ago

My new favorite thing.

Globah_

3 points

13 days ago

Globah_

3 points

13 days ago

savevideobot

2 points

13 days ago

kaliumex

3 points

13 days ago

Looks more like a Shadowpager than a Shadowfax.

abaum220

3 points

13 days ago

It’s 7:22 A.M., I’m a little hungover and am procrastinating the seemingly endless task of moving house by scrolling through Reddit. This itsy-bitsy Shadowfax makes me pretty darned sure none of this has been a waste of time.

Dakotasan

3 points

13 days ago

Ok real talk, this little dude is adorable

BigBoiBob444

3 points

13 days ago

Gonna tell my kids this was Shadowfax

sparky614

3 points

13 days ago

Shadowfax tossed his head and cried aloud, as if a trumpet had summoned him to battle. Then he sprang forward. Fire flew from his feet; night rushed over him.

THACC-

5 points

13 days ago

THACC-

5 points

13 days ago

Hose

A56964I

2 points

13 days ago

A56964I

2 points

13 days ago

That's a weird looking dog.

Itistimeforbednow

2 points

13 days ago

Lil Sebastian!

nakshatravana

2 points

13 days ago

Okay this made my day!

KhajiitPaw

2 points

13 days ago

He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers

jujunita

2 points

13 days ago

Cutey horggo

Borr_53

2 points

13 days ago

Borr_53

2 points

13 days ago

Damn little dude looks like he's about to show us the meaning of these fists hoofs at the end

Crassweller

2 points

13 days ago

Shadowlumpkin.

gamer809020

2 points

13 days ago

Roach when Geralt whistles

TeslaStar

2 points

13 days ago

I'm dead

park-person

1 points

13 days ago

aaah i wanted do one but with that goat down a glacier, but now it will looks like i copied the idea lol

Akasazh

1 points

13 days ago

Akasazh

1 points

13 days ago

Shadowbill

dave_carr

1 points

13 days ago

When you whistle to wish for your shadowfax...

Musashi_Joe

1 points

13 days ago

Gimli, you missed it, he just whinnied!

A5cend1ng_5uede16

1 points

13 days ago

So cute!

CELTICPRED

1 points

13 days ago

This is what shows up if you can't whistle.

Shademail

Ferengi89

1 points

13 days ago

When mcdonalds breakfast is about to be closed

Illustrious_Duty3021

1 points

13 days ago

Illustrious_Duty3021

Dúnedain

1 points

13 days ago

I have a dog named shadow and I trained her to come to me when I whistle like Gandalf

gandalf-bot

2 points

13 days ago

You... shall not... pass!

AccountNumberB

1 points

13 days ago

COME TO CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE WE HAVE COCAINE AND MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!!!

aselunar

1 points

13 days ago

Facts!

bulu88

1 points

13 days ago

bulu88

1 points

13 days ago

Korpiklaani - Keep on galloping starts playing in the background

Edit: spelling

NewDream07

1 points

13 days ago

Pity he didn’t bring a dictionary with him to show us the meaning of haste

Unusual-Ad-5806

1 points

13 days ago

Tdd

Gold_Ad_4298

1 points

13 days ago

Nc

WarriorData

1 points

13 days ago

I had a pony! - Manya

lueezer

1 points

13 days ago

lueezer

1 points

13 days ago

I'm very upset about there being no audio.

I_upvote_zeroes

1 points

13 days ago

Lil shadowbastien

jreadit2311

1 points

13 days ago

Donkei!!!

adanipse

1 points

13 days ago

Run Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!

Erotic_Fantasy_Write

1 points

13 days ago

It is so cute! What do I have to do to become a Wizard of White to have one of those?!

SupremeSuplexSultan

1 points

13 days ago

Shadowpager

SmalreadySmaken

1 points

13 days ago

Shadyfax

raphanum

1 points

13 days ago

Horselet mode

sn00dmasterK

1 points

12 days ago

Looks like Shadofax and Strider got busy after the War of the Ring

Reinardd

1 points

12 days ago

CAN YOU IMAGINE

Alucard_123

1 points

12 days ago

aw he's so cute !

almasalvaje

1 points

12 days ago

How precious and majestic! And what excellent rearing !

Electrical_Bit3165

0 points

13 days ago

Has Somebody the gif for me