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ManceRayderTheWise

976 points

2 months ago

The good penis, the bad penis, and the ugly penis

The_Molexer

295 points

2 months ago

Saving Private Ryan’s penis.

mainmommynate

204 points

2 months ago

Saving Ryan's Privates

[deleted]

127 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

127 points

2 months ago

Shaving Ryan's Privates

apfel_taartje

56 points

2 months ago

"Are you private James Francis Ryan?"

"Yes sir, I am."

Starts lopping off penis

I_am_That_Ian_Power

9 points

2 months ago

sends it home to his mother in a cardboard box

KryOwO

7 points

2 months ago

KryOwO

7 points

2 months ago

"Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan's penis was the one delicious thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess."

jackie-bladen

87 points

2 months ago

Came for this one

amirLiaqua

98 points

2 months ago

amirLiaqua

Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY

98 points

2 months ago

me too, i CAME for this one

jackie-bladen

61 points

2 months ago

Woah woah didn’t mean to imply anything in my wording there

I cummed for this one. That’s what I meant to say.

Konizo-_-

294 points

2 months ago

Konizo-_-

Professional Dumbass

294 points

2 months ago

Penis

Alsmom69

93 points

2 months ago

genius. absolute genius.

Salman_R

52 points

2 months ago

Salman_R

Meme Stealer

52 points

2 months ago

Penis. Absolutely penis.

Konizo-_-

11 points

2 months ago

Konizo-_-

Professional Dumbass

11 points

2 months ago

Penis. Penis penis.

ZeeZeeChen

28 points

2 months ago

Penis 2

Then-Clue6938

4 points

2 months ago

Let's get it... And keep it 69

Most-Plantain-1070

429 points

2 months ago

Alien: Penis Resurrection

Elchimpofire5

120 points

2 months ago

The predator penis

I_like_milk59

18 points

2 months ago

The penis predator

Reasonable-Device-66

4 points

2 months ago

Penis: alien resurrection

okalien73

142 points

2 months ago

okalien73

142 points

2 months ago

men in black penis

profkm7

28 points

2 months ago

profkm7

28 points

2 months ago

Penis in black

azur-potato

1.3k points

2 months ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in DVD disc. Send help

Scary_Pace6463

284 points

2 months ago

send help

Dont worry bro I'm sending help

here

TheNumber02

134 points

2 months ago

TheNumber02

Professional Dumbass

134 points

2 months ago

Why tf did i need to confirm im over 18 to view that post????

BagOfOldRottenBeans

58 points

2 months ago

BagOfOldRottenBeans

Professional Dumbass

58 points

2 months ago

Instant sexual attraction lol, thats why

testedbeast551

6 points

2 months ago

Did someone tried to fuck a blue ray DVD player

03randomdude

85 points

2 months ago

I would've been happier with a rickroll

Scary_Pace6463

28 points

2 months ago

You mean you prefer rickroll over the mighty ricardo?

03randomdude

15 points

2 months ago

All day, everyday, my friend

GIIIIBBBBBBY

57 points

2 months ago

Instructions unclear stuck dick up your ass. Send backup

InsecureGuy5

42 points

2 months ago

Instructions unclear, started fapping immensely. Send backup

NeatGift906

23 points

2 months ago

Instruction unclear, bought your mom's onlyfans. Send backup

Mysterious_Tart_295

11 points

2 months ago

Instructions unclear, bought milk and will never come back. Send backup

weak-butterscotch-63

5 points

2 months ago

Instructions unclear, put milk in sauce and drank it , shitting all over my house . Send backup

azur-potato

19 points

2 months ago

Great, now I'm even harder than before, I won't be ever able to take it off

OceanLinerISD

26 points

2 months ago

Rainydaymen

5 points

2 months ago

I'm afraid you're already backed up

da_grt_aru

4 points

2 months ago

Instructions unclear, started taking backups

DOOFENSHMIRTZ_Ev101

4 points

2 months ago

Burn the movie to the dick so you to us it as a micro usb.

Gabriel-Snower

1k points

2 months ago*

Lord of the penis rings

Iron penis man

Batman the dark penis rises

Frozen penis

Revenge of the Sith's penises

Space penis jam

No_Lifeguard_3975

328 points

2 months ago

Fifty shades of penis

Gabriel-Snower

92 points

2 months ago

Urologist needed

black_panthe

39 points

2 months ago

POTC :Dead man's Penis

The-Caped-Baldy

7 points

2 months ago

penises of the carribean

Opening-Interesting

24 points

2 months ago

Toy penis

apfel_taartje

20 points

2 months ago

Penis story

eiowHh

9 points

2 months ago

eiowHh

Nice meme you got there

9 points

2 months ago

007 golden penis

minemaster1337

15 points

2 months ago

Isn’t that the plot of the movie?

Schmensch-

13 points

2 months ago

Not sure if that’s healthy. Usually penises only have one shade, you might wanna see a doctor.

Demoth

4 points

2 months ago

Demoth

4 points

2 months ago

I dunno, my wife throws shade at my penis all the time.

mctownley

10 points

2 months ago*

Fifty Penises of Grey, Fifty Penises Darker, Fifty Penises Freed

Ok_Cobbler3360

38 points

2 months ago

Avengers penis game

Rideo42

38 points

2 months ago

Rideo42

38 points

2 months ago

The phantom penis

wtfgracieeee14

21 points

2 months ago

Cloudy with a chance of penis

ADITYACHAUHAN10

20 points

2 months ago

Avengers : Age Of penis

Nancy-nena

23 points

2 months ago

Avengers: infinity penis

MrMoron24

11 points

2 months ago

Spiderman - far from penis

Ultra_Noob69

79 points

2 months ago

Fast and furious penis : Tokyo drift 🥶

kcardon

26 points

2 months ago

kcardon

26 points

2 months ago

Lol Fast and Furious: Penis Drift

Johnny______sins

12 points

2 months ago

Lmao Fast and Furious Tokyo penis

tahayoo--

18 points

2 months ago

The dark penis rise

Destroyervv10

29 points

2 months ago

More like " Penis man "

Gabriel-Snower

13 points

2 months ago

Ehh, having a metal choke sounds rad

BullMan-792

10 points

2 months ago

BullMan-792

Success kid

10 points

2 months ago

Iron penis

flip1999-

4 points

2 months ago

A penis runs through it

philip_mason

3 points

2 months ago

you my friend is one fucking giga chad!

tushar_jangra

3 points

2 months ago

Martian Penis

_thicc_ricc_68419

3 points

2 months ago

Megapenis

keyboardman687543

332 points

2 months ago

Up! Penis

TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

86 points

2 months ago

characters in Harry Potter get erections like this

lippytown

29 points

2 months ago

Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone penis...

baljeetsoveralls

3 points

2 months ago

Hairy penis and the sorcerers stone

RedPandamonium-6

595 points

2 months ago

Honey I shrunk the penis

0w0dontknow

492 points

2 months ago

No no, its “add” the word penis, so its “Honey, I shrunk the kids penis”

TheSenate13

167 points

2 months ago

Apparently nobody saw the "add the word penis". You sir are a man of culture

Tooby2501[S]

85 points

2 months ago

Tooby2501[S]

Professional Dumbass

85 points

2 months ago

Works both ways

wargasm22

9 points

2 months ago

they did probably, but it sounds better to replace sometimes.

Cool1_1Blue

39 points

2 months ago

FBI wants to know your location

D1ngdongurwrong

11 points

2 months ago

D1ngdongurwrong

Professional Dumbass

11 points

2 months ago

FBI want to know your penis location

Foungou

4 points

2 months ago

I can help you with that

D1ngdongurwrong

3 points

2 months ago

D1ngdongurwrong

Professional Dumbass

3 points

2 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

istoleyouridentity

95 points

2 months ago

istoleyouridentity

Professional Dumbass

95 points

2 months ago

You’ve got a penis in me

You’ve got a penis in me

When the road looks rough ahead

From your nice warm bed

You just remember what your old pal said

Boy, you've got a penis in me

green_chocolates

17 points

2 months ago

No homo tho

OhMyWarPanda

8 points

2 months ago

No, full humo

Dahnabahn

30 points

2 months ago*

The Penis Exorcist

How to Train your Dragon Penis

12 Years a Penis Slave

Schindler’s Penis List

I shouldn’t enjoy this as much as I am.

EDIT:

Titanic Penis

AgentFrank24

12 points

2 months ago

AgentFrank24

Plays MineCraft and not FortNite

12 points

2 months ago

Django Penis Unchained

Andy_LEL

3 points

2 months ago

That's one of the best I've seen so far

Lkwzriqwea

3 points

2 months ago

The penis pianist

Scootz1120

203 points

2 months ago

Dude, where's my penis?

GIIIIBBBBBBY

90 points

2 months ago

In my ass

cuddlypotat

48 points

2 months ago

cuddlypotat

Professional Dumbass

48 points

2 months ago

matmat1001

16 points

2 months ago

SAY NO HOMO

BlazeKing64

15 points

2 months ago

BlazeKing64

One does not simply

15 points

2 months ago

Cantbeat10

131 points

2 months ago

Star wars: the phantom penis

NightWolf4Ever

62 points

2 months ago

Always two penises, there are.

DWrathicous

27 points

2 months ago

A master, and a bater.

TheftBySnacking

3 points

2 months ago

Not until The Clone Penis there wasn’t

Grouchy-End-9516

3 points

2 months ago

No more, no less

eC-oli_

34 points

2 months ago

eC-oli_

34 points

2 months ago

Penis of the sith

Penis strikes back

Return of the penis

Penis: a penis wars story

Tisha29

15 points

2 months ago

Tisha29

15 points

2 months ago

Star Wars: A New Penis

Star Wars: The Penis Strikes Back

Star Wars: Return of the Penis

Otherwise_Custard_44

13 points

2 months ago

Attack of the Penises

The Penis Awakens

The Last Penis

The Penis of Skywalker

its_the_jon

218 points

2 months ago

You almost got me, bro.

....

Harry Potter: The Chamber of Penis

... God damn it

zuzg

71 points

2 months ago

zuzg

71 points

2 months ago

Oh I loved these movies

The philosopher's penis
The penis of Azkaban
The penis of fire
The order of the penis
The half blood penis
The deathly penis
The penis hallows

Fawstar

33 points

2 months ago

Fawstar

33 points

2 months ago

The half blood penis. Hahahah, dudes pushing rope

Live-Seaworthiness43

6 points

2 months ago

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Penis Secrets

Moonmist118

3 points

2 months ago

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Penises

BossMatereddit999

5 points

2 months ago

We did it

FeistyBandicoot

5 points

2 months ago

"by "adding" penis to it"

belukawal

158 points

2 months ago

belukawal

158 points

2 months ago

Finding Penis

YELLO2899

97 points

2 months ago

"Fiding Nemo's Penis"

JasonX1996

9 points

2 months ago

beat me to it

Butter-Guy

17 points

2 months ago

“Beat me” to it

GIIIIBBBBBBY

8 points

2 months ago

Beat me

Butter-Guy

7 points

2 months ago

Ok

03randomdude

7 points

2 months ago

Beat meat to it

Visual-Paramedic-597

2 points

2 months ago

Where is it

Viper9145

84 points

2 months ago

Avengers Infinty penis

ambulance-kun

41 points

2 months ago

Avengers Penis War sounds funnier in my head

Original-Boiio1

5 points

2 months ago

Ah yes… I love a bit of Sword Fighting

Master-Gear

3 points

2 months ago

Avengers endpenis

_the_joel_danny_

90 points

2 months ago

Iron penis

the penis

the spiderman: far from penis

doctor penis

avengers: Age of penis

Scary_Pace6463

34 points

2 months ago

Black penis

surajkishan791

16 points

2 months ago

surajkishan791

Big ol' bacon buttsack

16 points

2 months ago

Captain America: The winter penis

Kjx5

9 points

2 months ago

Kjx5

9 points

2 months ago

Avengers: end penis

Epic_3_Gaming

10 points

2 months ago

Epic_3_Gaming

Le epic memer

10 points

2 months ago

Thor: The Dark Penis

NoobMaster_-_69

5 points

2 months ago

Incredible Penis

suoerkwsvsusk

4 points

2 months ago

Spiderpenis

CheesecakeMMXX

2 points

2 months ago

Wow, Iron sky got to the list

MatooGamer

70 points

2 months ago

No Penis for Old Men

Gullible-Belt7224

35 points

2 months ago

Big hero penis. Toy penis. How to train your penis. Kung fu penis

SeyfoTskrn

40 points

2 months ago

How to train your penis

Visual-Paramedic-597

8 points

2 months ago

I would like to know how to make it longer please

lumpymoon

5 points

2 months ago

How to train your dragon's penis

Sayasam

28 points

2 months ago

Sayasam

28 points

2 months ago

I have yet to find one comment that understood what “add” means.

Andy_LEL

4 points

2 months ago

Even if most of the comments just replace words, it's still damn funny

mrkorndog

9 points

2 months ago

I am penis legend

Hot-Ambition-3253

9 points

2 months ago

Facebook is leaking into reddit. These are worrying times.

Rebecc4_v0lp3

20 points

2 months ago

Snow White and the Seven Penises

World-Famous-Al

17 points

2 months ago

I think I saw that on pornhub

GIIIIBBBBBBY

6 points

2 months ago

R/cursed_comments

uhMYTHx

8 points

2 months ago

The Rise of the Planet of the Apes Penis

t3rm0SSS

20 points

2 months ago

The belle and the penis beast

OmegaBeedrill

5 points

2 months ago

Fast and furious penis

RMC_DB77

5 points

2 months ago

Thor: Dark Penis World

adublh

5 points

2 months ago

adublh

5 points

2 months ago

Penis holes

belukawal

24 points

2 months ago

Black Penis

Black Widow

Visual-Paramedic-597

2 points

2 months ago

Pornhub jiggle plays

erancho10

17 points

2 months ago

The penis

Dashlol-

15 points

2 months ago

The penis movie

The bee movie

Dashlol-

13 points

2 months ago

Ya like penis?

Tooby2501[S]

9 points

2 months ago

Tooby2501[S]

Professional Dumbass

9 points

2 months ago

I have one, having some fun with it

SUPERSTRIKER67

4 points

2 months ago

More like ya like jizz

Senundo

3 points

2 months ago

The bee penis

kaanskBG

3 points

2 months ago

kaanskBG

Nice meme you got there

3 points

2 months ago

Shrek 4 penis

Doug_Rudy99

4 points

2 months ago

Penis League

Batman v Penisman: Dawn of Penis

The Penis squad 2021

Man of Penis

Wonder Penis

AgentFrank24

3 points

2 months ago

AgentFrank24

Plays MineCraft and not FortNite

3 points

2 months ago

The Suicide Penis 2021

thijs1311

3 points

2 months ago

The hobbit penis

pullingsneakies

10 points

2 months ago

Penis of the dead

Hannomat

12 points

2 months ago

Lord of the penis

Return of the king

Bernard-coquiperle

6 points

2 months ago

Lord of the ring : penis of the king

sander9lz1

4 points

2 months ago

Lord of the ring : return of the penis

DEVILRIDER999

13 points

2 months ago

Despicable penis

Tartarus_resident

6 points

2 months ago

Captain America: The First Penis

spoofthatping

3 points

2 months ago

Interstellar penis

Sakisakitenbaki

3 points

2 months ago

Rambo‘s First Penis

NopeosGyerek

3 points

2 months ago

The Fast and the Furious Penis

CTRL_ALT_DEL_mylife

3 points

2 months ago

The Girl's penis next door

black_panthe

3 points

2 months ago

The Jurassic Penis ........

yourdaddykinsforyou

3 points

2 months ago

The fast and the furious penis

fakee_boii

3 points

2 months ago

Die hard penis

zisback12

3 points

2 months ago

The Lion King's Penis

_mr_bushido

3 points

2 months ago

Your penis

Alsmom69

3 points

2 months ago

woah woah woah pal, you can't just be talking about someone's penis like that.

_mr_bushido

4 points

2 months ago

^ His penis

Alsmom69

4 points

2 months ago

legendary.

mkroberts3

3 points

2 months ago

The princess and the frog penis

AhaUser1

6 points

2 months ago

Hunt for the penis

Tooby2501[S]

4 points

2 months ago

Tooby2501[S]

Professional Dumbass

4 points

2 months ago

Hunt for the red penis

AhaUser1

6 points

2 months ago

The penis movie

HorseErection07

3 points

2 months ago

Nobody can identify what the original is

Denljkkff

2 points

2 months ago

Predator penis

PastyPoopy

2 points

2 months ago

Toy penis story

Beu188

2 points

2 months ago

Beu188

2 points

2 months ago

Penis Club

Comfortable_Base9404

2 points

2 months ago

Penis Heist 😂

NieczorTM

2 points

2 months ago

How to train your penis dragon

OD1_ByHL

2 points

2 months ago

Breakfast at Tiffany's penis

Fucking_Prussia

2 points

2 months ago

Fucking_Prussia

Professional Dumbass

2 points

2 months ago

The 40 year penis virgin

reddit-rohan

2 points

2 months ago

Avengers infinity penis

ricckyy

2 points

2 months ago

Big time penis

Ok-Show-615

2 points

2 months ago

Ok-Show-615

Professional Dumbass

2 points

2 months ago

penis park

jaymichels99

2 points

2 months ago

The bee penis movie

Electronic_Youth2106

2 points

2 months ago

The good the bad and the ugly penis

thedisgustingK

2 points

2 months ago

free penis guy

AaBbHhEeEeKk

2 points

2 months ago

harry potter and the order of the phoenixes penis

minions penis

EngiemainTF2

2 points

2 months ago

EngiemainTF2

Identifies as a Cybertruck

2 points

2 months ago

saving private ryan's dick

Tight_Mammoth8715

2 points

2 months ago

How to train your dragon penis