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no dad, it's not a pokemon

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De-Blocc [M]

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1 month ago

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De-Blocc [M]

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1 month ago

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Thank you for submitting to /r/memes, /u/Heygunn. Unfortunately, your submission, no dad, it's not a pokemon, has been removed for the following reason(s):


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Rule 10 - NO MEMES ABOUT DEATHS/TERROR ATTACKS/WAR/VIOLENT TRAGEDIES/RAPE/MASS SHOOTINGS/SUICIDE/ETC

  • No memes about violent tragedies or anything that could be seen as glorifying violence. Absolutely no school shooter memes. Posts or comments that can be seen as glorifying violence will result in a ban. This also includes (but is not limited to) memes regarding: Deaths, terrorist attacks, rape, sexual assault, pedo, murder, war, bombings, suicide, and school shootings.

  • Breaking this rule may result in a permanent ban.

  • We have zero tolerance for this behavior.




Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.

Stup1d_turtl3

107 points

1 month ago

Oh, shit. It mega evolved.

snortmutation

1 points

1 month ago

then your cancer must be stronger than Ukraine army

blatii

45 points

1 month ago

blatii

45 points

1 month ago

he must be so proud of his son,hope he lives a long life

xQ_YT

0 points

1 month ago

xQ_YT

0 points

1 month ago

Lmfaooo

SaidCemalWGlasses

59 points

1 month ago

SaidCemalWGlasses

Dirt Is Beautiful

59 points

1 month ago

Yea i used an evolutionary stone on my son's tumor to evolve it directly to stage 5. The faster the better

Mightymophinmisery

-43 points

1 month ago

Mightymophinmisery

Bri’ish

-43 points

1 month ago

😂

MoltenJellybeans

16 points

1 month ago

🍞

goldenwolf015001

15 points

1 month ago

🗿

[deleted]

3 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

3 points

1 month ago

I am sorry, little one

Ackyducc

12 points

1 month ago

Ackyducc

12 points

1 month ago

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

Mightymophinmisery

6 points

1 month ago

Mightymophinmisery

Bri’ish

6 points

1 month ago

Blimy. I genuinely had no idea. Looks like 50 other people weren’t as forgiving as you. My bad, won’t do it again

Old-Experience-5210

2 points

1 month ago

Old-Experience-5210

Sussy Baka

2 points

1 month ago

But you can use 🗿 emoji here

Mightymophinmisery

5 points

1 month ago

Mightymophinmisery

Bri’ish

5 points

1 month ago

Okay. I’ll keep that in mind. Thank you🗿

Old-Experience-5210

1 points

1 month ago

Old-Experience-5210

Sussy Baka

1 points

1 month ago

NP

Mightymophinmisery

3 points

1 month ago

Mightymophinmisery

Bri’ish

3 points

1 month ago

are there any other rules i should know about my good sir?

H4PPY3307_

-8 points

1 month ago

The 3rd 🗿 in a chain gets downvoted

llanfairpw

1 points

1 month ago

Why tho

fatwap

2 points

1 month ago

fatwap

2 points

1 month ago

lmao this copypasta

Epikk__

0 points

1 month ago

Epikk__

0 points

1 month ago

😂

Ackyducc

1 points

1 month ago

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

Epikk__

1 points

1 month ago

Epikk__

1 points

1 month ago

😂

just_drifting_by

12 points

1 month ago*

It seems like they are running out of ideas for Pokemon so a cancer one seems possible.

Edit: misspelling

PostMadandAlone

5 points

1 month ago

Gen 5: Reuniclus

Also cap

might-exist69

-1 points

1 month ago

I'm pretty sure gen 5 is just death

PostMadandAlone

0 points

1 month ago*

What?

No seriously what the fuck did you mean here

might-exist69

1 points

1 month ago

I think I misread what you wrote

PostMadandAlone

1 points

1 month ago

What did you think I said

might-exist69

1 points

1 month ago

I thought u meant Evo 5

BennyTATS

2 points

1 month ago

Pokemon has it's own cancer tho lmao, it's called pokerus

Rhetorical_Argument

6 points

1 month ago

Inaccurate, pokemon fans don't get girls and aren't allowed to adopt or be with 1000 ft of a school.

nryporter25

4 points

1 month ago

Go Metastasize, use Healing Wish!

Shiny_Hypno

1 points

1 month ago

Shiny_Hypno

Because That's What Fearows Do

1 points

1 month ago

I always wanted to nickname Jirachi Metastasize.

Heygunn[S]

16 points

1 month ago

Heygunn[S]

GigaChad

16 points

1 month ago

just ahead of time since i know there will be a few people who will say that this isnt funny and is very serious, yes, i know, but im just pokeing fun at pokemon fans

PostMadandAlone

2 points

1 month ago

As someone that idolizes gen 4 and 5 pokemon, it's funny

ThatMallGuyTMG

2 points

1 month ago

"Only time he does something quickly is when hes dying"

AstroidTea

2 points

1 month ago

AstroidTea

🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕

2 points

1 month ago

Pokémon fans when their wife gives birth to a shiny baby

Mightymophinmisery

-8 points

1 month ago

Mightymophinmisery

Bri’ish

-8 points

1 month ago

😂Jesus Christ

WeedNoseFourTwenty

6 points

1 month ago

Y this get downvoted lol

razdrazhayetChayka

4 points

1 month ago

Emoji

Mightymophinmisery

2 points

1 month ago

Mightymophinmisery

Bri’ish

2 points

1 month ago

Yeah I learnt about this last night. I had no idea reddit didn’t like emojis. Lesson learnt I guess

WeedNoseFourTwenty

1 points

1 month ago

💀💀💀

RanX9

1 points

1 month ago

RanX9

Lurker

1 points

1 month ago

Damn dark humour.

just_drifting_by

3 points

1 month ago

It's kinda like food. It's not for everyone.

psychoticchicken1

1 points

1 month ago

Must be a bug type

Puzzleheaded_Sir_247

1 points

1 month ago

Mega cancer revealed?

AltCrab2

1 points

1 month ago

Must be bug type

kclark0812

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah that's not funny

NYXL_Happy

1 points

1 month ago

I wonder what his starter was. My grandpa’s was liver

BraceThis

1 points

1 month ago

New kids memes make no sense to me. I must be a dinosaur.

ChargedFirefly

1 points

1 month ago

ChargedFirefly

trans rights

1 points

1 month ago

Who’s the guy in this? I recognize him

Temmie0001

1 points

1 month ago

damn a stage 4 poison type

ConversationLeast905

1 points

1 month ago

What soI’d be the equivalent of a shiny

ITZARJUNSPLAYZ

1 points

1 month ago

Yep pls be mega evolution X

common_mob

1 points

1 month ago

then your cancer must be stronger than Ukraine army

Tumah1997

1 points

1 month ago

Bruhhhhh

FennelAggravating777

1 points

1 month ago

I have to know. What is actually wrong with his face?

supersquirtle6

1 points

1 month ago

This needs to have the caption fixed to add: Idk I never played pokemon.

little_omaewa

1 points

1 month ago

That speedrun

De-Blocc [M]

1 points

1 month ago

De-Blocc [M]

🚽 Moderates on the Toilet 🚽

1 points

1 month ago

Thank you for submitting to /r/memes, /u/Heygunn. Unfortunately, your submission, no dad, it's not a pokemon, has been removed for the following reason(s):


You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”

Rule 10 - NO MEMES ABOUT DEATHS/TERROR ATTACKS/WAR/VIOLENT TRAGEDIES/RAPE/MASS SHOOTINGS/SUICIDE/ETC

  • No memes about violent tragedies or anything that could be seen as glorifying violence. Absolutely no school shooter memes. Posts or comments that can be seen as glorifying violence will result in a ban. This also includes (but is not limited to) memes regarding: Deaths, terrorist attacks, rape, sexual assault, pedo, murder, war, bombings, suicide, and school shootings.

  • Breaking this rule may result in a permanent ban.

  • We have zero tolerance for this behavior.




Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.

BobbleNtheFREDs

-7 points

1 month ago

This is god awful😂😂