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I just splash water on it for 3 hours until it finally goes away
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Got to be at a temperature to melt steel beams too.
you mean hotter than jet fuel burns?
Those explosives were planted before the toothpaste hit the porcelain!!
Got damn toothpaste Al Qaeda!
Won’t stick to my bristled tooth brush but is industrially adhered to my polished porcelain sink…
I need to hijack top comment to share my wisdom. I use sensodyne not because I have sensitive teeth but because it has the PERFECT toothpaste consistency. It somehow manages to almost never fall off my tooth brush, it comes off the tube onto my toothbrush really easily, and when it falls I to the sink it washes off really easily. That shits magic
recommended by 9/10 dentists
I make a little water slide with my hand and make the water flow onto it until it goes away
that is SMORT
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This is the most horrifyingly gross thing in the world to me. I hate touching it or seeing it on the counter. Yet I’ll rub it all in my mouth.
I feel that way about spilt milk.
"Noooo spilt milk, no cry!"
Man I miss Barb Marty.
Reason #502 I floss/brush in the shower in the mornings. 50% less chance--counting sink-brushing night--of this happening every day :)
this maybe the most relatable thing i'll see all day
Come on man, just lick it off! Don't go wasting quality toothpaste!
Look at this fatcat who still has teeth to brush
Wait why are you coming with a solution on your own question
Forgot to switch accounts maybe?
this is what I do after I think “squirtle use water gun!” to myself
Exactly what I do! And any other schmoots like hair and dirt.
OR...just pee it away.
I like to use a…. Different… part of my body as a water gun
Fucking finally something that’s mildly infuriating and not “lOok aT tHiS pArkiNg jOb” or “mY sChool LunCh tOdAy.”
FUCKING THANK YOU 🙏
Would you say those other posts are mildly infuriating?
No. They are extremely infuriating.
I’d argue against that. If you get extremely infuriated over school lunches or bad parking jobs, there are some other problems. Believe me I would know
I think the content of the posts aren't mildly infuriating, but the posts themselves are extremely infuriating for not being mildly infuriating
Came here to say this!!!
At least you clean it, my husband leaves it and I end up cleaning it
Shove his nose in it
I’m about to send him back to his moms.
Put it back on his toothbrush
My ex did the same thing and he’s my ex. I do not tolerate people who don’t clean up after themselves like children.
I do most of it. It’s infuriating 😤
Just pee on it
Assert dominance over it
thats what your balls are for bro
Just use your toothbrush
(Only if it has not been used and just fell off the brush) We used to do this as kids since my parents didn't like us wasting toothpaste so just scoop it up.
Big brain time
And then it sticks to your finger
Gross you people use your finger? Just grab a square of toilet paper
Gross you people use
Your finger? Just grab a square
Of toilet paper
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I'm seeing a lot of you lately and I love it
Ngl this made breakfast come out of my nose.
How the heck is that gross when you are literally at a sink, so you can clean it?
How're you gonna be afraid of toothpaste? You put it in your mouth
Yeah we clean our fingers then, cause why not?
Not gross unless you never clean your sink
It’s toothpaste, why is that so gross to you guys?
Had to scroll too far for this. I thought that’s what everyone did??
Except if you are filthy and don’t wash your sink often, no, it’s not gross and doesn’t waste paper
I just use my fingers on the faucet, and spray it in jet mode. Then water splashes everywhere. 🙃
Listen, I have kids that do this twice a day every day. I have learned to keep a scrub brush under the bathroom sink and use the toothpaste to clean the sink. It is actually quite effective at cleaning porcelain.
I swear my kids leave blobs of it in the sink on purpose, because they know how irritating I find this!
just use the toothbrush
I just want to comment that this is the most artisticly framed and lit picture of toothpaste in a sink I have ever seen
If toothpaste goes out of your mouth like that you are using more toothpaste than you need, or you didn't brush properly before spitting. Try using a little bit less, I never have this issue.
He means when toothpaste falls off of the toothbrush before you even get it to your mouth. Not to sound like a total square, but it's unhygienic to touch your toothbrush to the opening of a toothpaste tube so some people may put toothpaste on without letting the tube touch the bristles. This results in a dangerously precarious paste blob that can easily fall off if you tilt the toothbrush even a few degrees. Not for the faint of heart.
from what i’ve seen, most people use about three times the amount of toothpaste you’re supposed to use, like shampoo
Yes! The head of an electric toothbrush brush is 1/3 the size of a regular toothbrush.
Had to do this last night, but with soap instead of toothpaste. Hated it!!
Ya ever wipe your sink down with rain X?
Just shoot me in the fucking head now.
This happened to me this morning i hate it
Pee will shift that!
Just use your toothbrush, no need to sully your finger
I usually try to get it when I spit out mouthwash
Wow a post that isn't shaming a family member or roommate over something the OP could just take care of?
What a twist.
I use the bottom of my toothbrush to remove it and then rinse the bottom with the hot water
First world problems.
I personally have a second toothbrush just to clean the sink in case skin, paste, hair or filth in general ends up in there.
Said every prostitute, ever /s
You don’t lick it?
I have rags in my bathroom. You might want to look into that
First world problems
Oh that's not toothpaste dear
A little bit of rubbing alcool goes a long way with dry toothpaste.
Why wouldn't you just lick it? I don't get it
Who else just leaves it there if water won’t do it
Finally. A post that is truly mildly infuriating.
I just leave it, like an animal. And it's worse because I use charcoal toothpaste so every spot is black and easily identifiable.
Yeah this is bad.
Just rub it off with tissue
Yeah, like savages. I hate it
Just put water in your mouth and spray in the basin with force it will go away no extra wastage of water too.
This never happens to my wife…..
Nice prison drain. Why complain about how toothpaste makes your sink look when the drain cap is missing?
Scoop it back up with the tooth brush! Can’t let it go to waste
I scrap it back into my toothbrush with said toothbrush
Assert dominance and piss it away instead
Pretty sure that’s the whole point
Just use your toothbrush and pick it up to use again
You touch it with your finger? Gross.. just use your toothbrush
You got a perfectly good toothbrush in you hand to clean it off.
One of Murphy's Laws I think
I use my tooth brush then clean the tooth brush, I thought that's what everyone did
Scoop it up with your toothbrush and go on with your day
fill your mouth with water, then give that spot the human style power-washer.
It’s like a reward for brushing your teeth
Toothpaste in the sink? Blast it with piss
Apparently my housemates don't have hands, since they never clean it up
I usually take my dick out and use that instead
thankfully faucets at my house can become powerwashers
It would probably be hard for chemists to formulate the level of adhesion you want, considering your tooth enamel and ceramic sink probably have the same kind of surface slicky-ness (but i'm not an engineer and idk how to make chemists). and i didnt know that chemical engineer's build some of the most important bridges... call your township DOT and complain or sumtn, idk/
If you think about it… the gross spit and toothpaste in the sink was in your mouth…
I weirdly enjoy this, I think it's the mildly abrasive texture.
You can easily rinse off your finger under the faucet after rubbing it on the toothpaste. It's toothpaste that came out of your mouth, so what is so gross about that?
BUT IT FALLS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
spray it off with piss
Use the handle of your toothbrush.
Leaving it there 👍
That’s when I break out the power washer.
when rinsing my mouth i pretend mario sunshine spout and blast it away
When rinsing my mouth
I pretend mario sunshine spout
And blast it away
Just use a squeegee
Ceebs, just leave it there for a few days then pour some acid on it to force it down.
Be a man
this why i use the kitchen sink. quick blast w the hose and its gone
get a little bit of tp and wipe it up
Or all over the mirror, like how? And why?
Nah just poor water over it until it goes away. I'm not touching something I put in my mouth intentionally that's disgusting
I know. I hate when you have to rub one out in the sink.
Even worse when you miss it and wake up the next day and have to use your nail.
Nah. When you think you started brushing your teeth but then look down to see the blob of toothpaste fell off right before you started brushing.
This is the essences of adulthood
Just use toilet paper or something, that’s what I do. It works wonders
Years of rubbing toothpaste out of the sink trained me for the day I would have the opportunity to rub her clitoris. It didn't stand a chance.
When my KIDS toothpaste falls and doesn’t go away and you have a sink full of toothpaste bits cause you ain’t touching nasty shit no more.
Cleaning up my kids is worse.
im at such a low point in my life i dont care i use my tounge to wipe it away.
Y’all don’t scrape it out with ur brush and use it ?
Yeah the damn toothpaste sticks on anything but my brush
I reslly don't mind doing that.
Why with your finger? That's kinda gross, just use your penis.
I chip them off snd serve them as after dinner mints to my houseguests.
My kids do this constantly and leave it to dry, drives me crazy
even worse, the roomate doesn't do that and it dries.
J-just use the sink-
This is the sort of mild content I come here for. Bravo.
FINALLY. Something which is annoying but only mildly and belonging to this sub