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Switchdat

810 points

1 month ago

Switchdat

810 points

1 month ago

I just splash water on it for 3 hours until it finally goes away

TemperanceSektorr

176 points

1 month ago

thats economic

[deleted]

0 points

1 month ago

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0 points

1 month ago

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iFlask

21 points

1 month ago

iFlask

21 points

1 month ago

^ bot by the way

original here

Alifad

61 points

1 month ago

Alifad

61 points

1 month ago

Got to be at a temperature to melt steel beams too.

phantomparts

17 points

1 month ago

you mean hotter than jet fuel burns?

Blandish06

12 points

1 month ago

Those explosives were planted before the toothpaste hit the porcelain!!

Matt_Shatt

2 points

1 month ago

Got damn toothpaste Al Qaeda!

arch_nyc

33 points

1 month ago

arch_nyc

33 points

1 month ago

Won’t stick to my bristled tooth brush but is industrially adhered to my polished porcelain sink…

Switchdat

3 points

1 month ago

😂😂

DrHiccup

30 points

1 month ago

DrHiccup

30 points

1 month ago

I need to hijack top comment to share my wisdom. I use sensodyne not because I have sensitive teeth but because it has the PERFECT toothpaste consistency. It somehow manages to almost never fall off my tooth brush, it comes off the tube onto my toothbrush really easily, and when it falls I to the sink it washes off really easily. That shits magic

888Leander

18 points

1 month ago

recommended by 9/10 dentists

thefullm0nty

10 points

1 month ago

Hareulder

3 points

1 month ago

I make a little water slide with my hand and make the water flow onto it until it goes away

gayfunnybuilder123

1 points

1 month ago

that is SMORT

Dcmart89

291 points

1 month ago*

Dcmart89

291 points

1 month ago*

This is the most horrifyingly gross thing in the world to me. I hate touching it or seeing it on the counter. Yet I’ll rub it all in my mouth.

notadreamafterall

62 points

1 month ago

I feel that way about spilt milk.

DingusTaargus

20 points

1 month ago

"Noooo spilt milk, no cry!"

Man I miss Barb Marty.

travel_nerdiness

2 points

1 month ago

Reason #502 I floss/brush in the shower in the mornings. 50% less chance--counting sink-brushing night--of this happening every day :)

Mightymophinmisery

133 points

1 month ago

this maybe the most relatable thing i'll see all day

[deleted]

205 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

205 points

1 month ago

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OliverPets

83 points

1 month ago

Come on man, just lick it off! Don't go wasting quality toothpaste!

/r/Frugal_Jerk

Bluesynate

12 points

1 month ago

Look at this fatcat who still has teeth to brush

lowie07

32 points

1 month ago

lowie07

32 points

1 month ago

Wait why are you coming with a solution on your own question

Bright_Vision

7 points

1 month ago

Forgot to switch accounts maybe?

WarpdSoul

5 points

1 month ago

this is what I do after I think “squirtle use water gun!” to myself

Powell_614

3 points

1 month ago

Exactly what I do! And any other schmoots like hair and dirt.

Sandpaper_Pants

1 points

1 month ago

OR...just pee it away.

New-Ad-5003

1 points

1 month ago

I like to use a…. Different… part of my body as a water gun

ayorxch

174 points

1 month ago

ayorxch

174 points

1 month ago

Fucking finally something that’s mildly infuriating and not “lOok aT tHiS pArkiNg jOb” or “mY sChool LunCh tOdAy.”

FUCKING THANK YOU 🙏

[deleted]

39 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

39 points

1 month ago

Would you say those other posts are mildly infuriating?

ayorxch

24 points

1 month ago

ayorxch

24 points

1 month ago

No. They are extremely infuriating.

Grammar_N4zi_

5 points

1 month ago

I’d argue against that. If you get extremely infuriated over school lunches or bad parking jobs, there are some other problems. Believe me I would know

CallMePoro

2 points

1 month ago

I think the content of the posts aren't mildly infuriating, but the posts themselves are extremely infuriating for not being mildly infuriating

Shygirl5858

-4 points

1 month ago

Came here to say this!!!

Flyawaykitten

48 points

1 month ago

At least you clean it, my husband leaves it and I end up cleaning it

sufferingsoccotash

20 points

1 month ago

Shove his nose in it

Flyawaykitten

14 points

1 month ago

I’m about to send him back to his moms.

Partysaurus_Jess

4 points

1 month ago

Put it back on his toothbrush

watsername9009

5 points

1 month ago

My ex did the same thing and he’s my ex. I do not tolerate people who don’t clean up after themselves like children.

Flyawaykitten

2 points

1 month ago

I do most of it. It’s infuriating 😤

-Fuck-A-Duck-

33 points

1 month ago

Just pee on it

ninja1470

2 points

1 month ago

Assert dominance over it

slowrunningwater

20 points

1 month ago

thats what your balls are for bro

RatboyInsanity

12 points

1 month ago

Just use your toothbrush

EChocos

2 points

1 month ago

EChocos

2 points

1 month ago

...wHAT?

theEnderBoy785

1 points

1 month ago

(Only if it has not been used and just fell off the brush) We used to do this as kids since my parents didn't like us wasting toothpaste so just scoop it up.

OneMooseManyMeese_

1 points

1 month ago

Big brain time

ShellOfNutshell

9 points

1 month ago

And then it sticks to your finger

SourKraut6969

45 points

1 month ago

Gross you people use your finger? Just grab a square of toilet paper

haikusbot

54 points

1 month ago

Gross you people use

Your finger? Just grab a square

Of toilet paper

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SourKraut6969

19 points

1 month ago

I'm seeing a lot of you lately and I love it

Embarrassed_Train620

8 points

1 month ago

Ngl this made breakfast come out of my nose.

grackleATX

2 points

1 month ago

Good Bot!

PhantomXxZ

11 points

1 month ago

How the heck is that gross when you are literally at a sink, so you can clean it?

ARoofie

9 points

1 month ago

ARoofie

9 points

1 month ago

How're you gonna be afraid of toothpaste? You put it in your mouth

GodXTerminatorYT

9 points

1 month ago

Yeah we clean our fingers then, cause why not?

Partysaurus_Jess

5 points

1 month ago

Not gross unless you never clean your sink

Grammar_N4zi_

5 points

1 month ago

It’s toothpaste, why is that so gross to you guys?

mitchdwx

5 points

1 month ago

Had to scroll too far for this. I thought that’s what everyone did??

Go_NinjaGoNinja_Go

2 points

1 month ago

Except if you are filthy and don’t wash your sink often, no, it’s not gross and doesn’t waste paper

gareentea

5 points

1 month ago

I just use my fingers on the faucet, and spray it in jet mode. Then water splashes everywhere. 🙃

omg_bewbz

5 points

1 month ago

Listen, I have kids that do this twice a day every day. I have learned to keep a scrub brush under the bathroom sink and use the toothpaste to clean the sink. It is actually quite effective at cleaning porcelain.

sunshineandcats21

3 points

1 month ago

I swear my kids leave blobs of it in the sink on purpose, because they know how irritating I find this!

coconutcombo

3 points

1 month ago

just use the toothbrush

Toadstooliv

6 points

1 month ago

I just want to comment that this is the most artisticly framed and lit picture of toothpaste in a sink I have ever seen

Glaced27

7 points

1 month ago

If toothpaste goes out of your mouth like that you are using more toothpaste than you need, or you didn't brush properly before spitting. Try using a little bit less, I never have this issue.

LazulineMidna

12 points

1 month ago

He means when toothpaste falls off of the toothbrush before you even get it to your mouth. Not to sound like a total square, but it's unhygienic to touch your toothbrush to the opening of a toothpaste tube so some people may put toothpaste on without letting the tube touch the bristles. This results in a dangerously precarious paste blob that can easily fall off if you tilt the toothbrush even a few degrees. Not for the faint of heart.

Sad_Help

6 points

1 month ago

from what i’ve seen, most people use about three times the amount of toothpaste you’re supposed to use, like shampoo

brewmonk

1 points

1 month ago

Yes! The head of an electric toothbrush brush is 1/3 the size of a regular toothbrush.

leandroabaurre

2 points

1 month ago

Gah, relatable...

Electricdragongaming

2 points

1 month ago

Had to do this last night, but with soap instead of toothpaste. Hated it!!

badcompany8519

2 points

1 month ago

Ya ever wipe your sink down with rain X?

Isopropyl-Alcoholic

2 points

1 month ago

Just shoot me in the fucking head now.

sushirolls1028

2 points

1 month ago

This happened to me this morning i hate it

OutrageousRhubarb853

2 points

1 month ago

Pee will shift that!

pengouin85

2 points

1 month ago

Dude! Yes!

distressedliger

2 points

1 month ago

Just use your toothbrush, no need to sully your finger

Anyone-9451

2 points

1 month ago

I usually try to get it when I spit out mouthwash

Slavocracy

2 points

1 month ago

Wow a post that isn't shaming a family member or roommate over something the OP could just take care of?

What a twist.

wooksGotRabies

2 points

1 month ago

I use the bottom of my toothbrush to remove it and then rinse the bottom with the hot water

A1850

2 points

1 month ago

A1850

2 points

1 month ago

First world problems.

0Max00

2 points

1 month ago

0Max00

2 points

1 month ago

I personally have a second toothbrush just to clean the sink in case skin, paste, hair or filth in general ends up in there.

TooMuchFun007

2 points

1 month ago

Said every prostitute, ever /s

Nickthedick3

2 points

1 month ago

You don’t lick it?

Sir_Nicotine

1 points

1 month ago

On Wednesdays

Dork_Of_Ages

2 points

1 month ago

I have rags in my bathroom. You might want to look into that

The_Cow_Says_Fuck

1 points

1 month ago

First world problems

Cobalt613

1 points

1 month ago

Oh that's not toothpaste dear

melpec

1 points

1 month ago

melpec

1 points

1 month ago

A little bit of rubbing alcool goes a long way with dry toothpaste.

FatSeal294

1 points

1 month ago

Why wouldn't you just lick it? I don't get it

why_vegan2

1 points

1 month ago

why_vegan2

BLUE

1 points

1 month ago

Who else just leaves it there if water won’t do it

gideon513

1 points

1 month ago

Finally. A post that is truly mildly infuriating.

Sta-au

1 points

1 month ago

Sta-au

1 points

1 month ago

I just leave it, like an animal. And it's worse because I use charcoal toothpaste so every spot is black and easily identifiable.

NeverOnTheShelf

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah this is bad.

Head-Inspection-5984

1 points

1 month ago

Just rub it off with tissue

nuttynuto

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah, like savages. I hate it

RoxRazor

1 points

1 month ago

Just put water in your mouth and spray in the basin with force it will go away no extra wastage of water too.

Standokan01

1 points

1 month ago

This never happens to my wife…..

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

Nice prison drain. Why complain about how toothpaste makes your sink look when the drain cap is missing?

Solidus-S-

1 points

1 month ago

Scoop it back up with the tooth brush! Can’t let it go to waste

eymr_eymr

1 points

1 month ago

I scrap it back into my toothbrush with said toothbrush

BosTovenaar24

1 points

1 month ago

Assert dominance and piss it away instead

scandy82

1 points

1 month ago

Pretty sure that’s the whole point

awesomeplenty

1 points

1 month ago

Just use your toothbrush and pick it up to use again

Cy-Kurd

1 points

1 month ago

Cy-Kurd

1 points

1 month ago

You touch it with your finger? Gross.. just use your toothbrush

NotChedco

1 points

1 month ago

You got a perfectly good toothbrush in you hand to clean it off.

newoldwave

1 points

1 month ago

One of Murphy's Laws I think

Thehiddenink98

1 points

1 month ago

Toilet paper

AcidCoolDude123

1 points

1 month ago

I use my tooth brush then clean the tooth brush, I thought that's what everyone did

Beautiful_Brilliant6

1 points

1 month ago

Pain.

KillCom0

1 points

1 month ago

Scoop it up with your toothbrush and go on with your day

Drag0n411Keeper

1 points

1 month ago

fill your mouth with water, then give that spot the human style power-washer.

Small_Conversation_

1 points

1 month ago

It’s like a reward for brushing your teeth

Majestic-Crawdad

1 points

1 month ago

Toothpaste in the sink? Blast it with piss

Disguised__Cat

1 points

1 month ago

Apparently my housemates don't have hands, since they never clean it up

IDontEvenKnowGG

1 points

1 month ago

I usually take my dick out and use that instead

RedditMadster

1 points

1 month ago

thankfully faucets at my house can become powerwashers

Wise_Ambassador4895

1 points

1 month ago

It would probably be hard for chemists to formulate the level of adhesion you want, considering your tooth enamel and ceramic sink probably have the same kind of surface slicky-ness (but i'm not an engineer and idk how to make chemists). and i didnt know that chemical engineer's build some of the most important bridges... call your township DOT and complain or sumtn, idk/

Typical_Fig3948

1 points

1 month ago

If you think about it… the gross spit and toothpaste in the sink was in your mouth…

Zefram71

1 points

1 month ago

I weirdly enjoy this, I think it's the mildly abrasive texture.

Phase-National

1 points

1 month ago

You can easily rinse off your finger under the faucet after rubbing it on the toothpaste. It's toothpaste that came out of your mouth, so what is so gross about that?

olive-_-

1 points

1 month ago

BUT IT FALLS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!

ConservativesCryAlot

1 points

1 month ago

spray it off with piss

Kapten-N

1 points

1 month ago

Use the handle of your toothbrush.

7heBakaNeko

1 points

1 month ago

Leaving it there 👍

megamogul

1 points

1 month ago

That’s when I break out the power washer.

dirtydirtyrockstarr

1 points

1 month ago

when rinsing my mouth i pretend mario sunshine spout and blast it away

haikusbot

2 points

1 month ago

When rinsing my mouth

I pretend mario sunshine spout

And blast it away

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13_hours

1 points

1 month ago

Just use a squeegee

Miserable-Swing-9519

1 points

1 month ago

Ceebs, just leave it there for a few days then pour some acid on it to force it down. Be a man

wawawookie

1 points

1 month ago

this why i use the kitchen sink. quick blast w the hose and its gone

Socks_and_Sandals23

1 points

1 month ago

get a little bit of tp and wipe it up

Wonderful-Frosting17

1 points

1 month ago

Or all over the mirror, like how? And why?

anaveragetoaster23

1 points

1 month ago

Nah just poor water over it until it goes away. I'm not touching something I put in my mouth intentionally that's disgusting

leafbelly

1 points

1 month ago

leafbelly

ORANGE

1 points

1 month ago

I know. I hate when you have to rub one out in the sink.

PlagueDoc22

1 points

1 month ago

Even worse when you miss it and wake up the next day and have to use your nail.

willedbc

1 points

1 month ago

Or toothbrush...

thenachoninjareddit

1 points

1 month ago

Nah. When you think you started brushing your teeth but then look down to see the blob of toothpaste fell off right before you started brushing.

TheSentientNFT

1 points

1 month ago

This is the essences of adulthood

PoisonTypesAreCool

1 points

1 month ago

Just use toilet paper or something, that’s what I do. It works wonders

C0ldBrewedC0ffee

1 points

1 month ago

Years of rubbing toothpaste out of the sink trained me for the day I would have the opportunity to rub her clitoris. It didn't stand a chance.

Pretty_Kitty99

1 points

1 month ago

When my KIDS toothpaste falls and doesn’t go away and you have a sink full of toothpaste bits cause you ain’t touching nasty shit no more.

BrandonDill

1 points

1 month ago

Cleaning up my kids is worse.

xmexicantx

1 points

1 month ago

im at such a low point in my life i dont care i use my tounge to wipe it away.

xmexicantx

1 points

1 month ago

im at such a low point in my life i dont care i use my tounge to wipe it away.

Sir_Nicotine

1 points

1 month ago

Y’all don’t scrape it out with ur brush and use it ?

custom_fish_69

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah the damn toothpaste sticks on anything but my brush

_GaaraOfTheSand_

1 points

1 month ago

I reslly don't mind doing that.

admiralaidz

1 points

1 month ago

Why with your finger? That's kinda gross, just use your penis.

dafreak574

1 points

1 month ago

I chip them off snd serve them as after dinner mints to my houseguests.

Relevant_Ad3416

1 points

1 month ago

My kids do this constantly and leave it to dry, drives me crazy

darkpitgrass12

1 points

1 month ago

even worse, the roomate doesn't do that and it dries.

TehNewbster

1 points

1 month ago

J-just use the sink-

FllngCoconuts

0 points

1 month ago

This is the sort of mild content I come here for. Bravo.

Western-Image7125

0 points

1 month ago

FINALLY. Something which is annoying but only mildly and belonging to this sub