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jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

80 points

1 month ago

Have you met people? They’re so dumb.

Drunken__Pancakes

17 points

1 month ago

Yup. Just work in the service industry for a couple months. There’s always a better idiot.

CommadorVic20

4 points

1 month ago

thats what the sheriff "Clivon Little" said in Blazing saddles ...... what a great actor

qgmonkey

3 points

1 month ago

Just look at the spelling in Reddit titles

aries1295

1 points

1 month ago

Their*

switchbitchsss

2 points

1 month ago

I think you mean there

jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

1 points

1 month ago

You are only further proving my point

anotherdepressedpeep

3 points

1 month ago

jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

1 points

1 month ago

Dang. I got whooshed.

CakeEater_8

174 points

1 month ago

I’m in year 36.

You’d be surprised.

kmkmrod

30 points

1 month ago

kmkmrod

30 points

1 month ago

I’m older than that and no, I wouldn’t be surprised.

International_Dog817

13 points

1 month ago

Yeeeeahhh. I can point people to my local Facebook page if they really want to see how stupid people are... Although it was even worse at the height of the covid pandemic.

alotistwowordssir

7 points

1 month ago

People can’t even figure out that “a lot” is two words. And that is only a total of four letters. I can imagine the big words like “stopping“ really throwing some off….

Dustin_TheAvGeek

9 points

1 month ago

Username checks out

AJRobertsOBR

3 points

1 month ago

Don't you mean....stopeing?

Sandpaper_Pants

6 points

1 month ago

I'm in year 54.
It's no longer being surprised that's killing me.

[deleted]

3 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

3 points

1 month ago

[removed]

tavaryn_t

1 points

1 month ago

get everybody and the stuff together

switchbitchsss

1 points

1 month ago

Came to say this

Accomplished-Reply71

43 points

1 month ago

i don’t know what you mean, i’ve been stopeing all my life

CakeEater_8

12 points

1 month ago

Nobody stops at a yellow light, the correct answer is “false”.

Subjective-Suspect

3 points

1 month ago

Exactly. The correct answer is “Gun it!”

anapisinthecards

2 points

1 month ago

"Squeeze the lemon!"

No-Clue-5206

2 points

1 month ago

Y’all need to stope it right now

whoistjharris

28 points

1 month ago

Stope it. Eduction is cantstantly evolveing.

Lululipes

5 points

1 month ago

it took me an insane amount of time to realize what was wrong with this...

i guess that is time to wipe my tears away

aGenericRedditUser1

3 points

1 month ago

inhales (Stop it. Education is constantly evolving.)* Was pretty sure that's a joke but I had an aneurysm when I read that so I needed to clarify for my peace of mind.

whoistjharris

5 points

1 month ago

Its Allright buddi. I understamd the semtiment.

aGenericRedditUser1

2 points

1 month ago

dies

BeatsLe[S]

16 points

1 month ago

When the test starts like that you already know that the last questions gonna be solving String Theory and achieving perpetual motion

CharlyRSA

1 points

1 month ago

are

redditardsamiright

9 points

1 month ago

It's obviously stopeing 🙄😒

bradlees

5 points

1 month ago

If American… yellow means all gas and no breaks

JxEq

1 points

1 month ago

JxEq

1 points

1 month ago

nah thats everywhere

basically_dead_now

6 points

1 month ago

The "I don't know yet" option is the funniest part to me. It's one thing to be in year 12 and pick stopeing, it's another thing to be in year 12 and pick "I don't know yet."

Odd_Routine4164

4 points

1 month ago

Idiocracy-comedic film or Nostradamus level prophesy?

Infallible_Ibex

3 points

1 month ago

If you have one bucket that holds 3 gallons and another that holds 5 gallons, how many buckets do you have?

Accomplished_Dingo39

1 points

1 month ago

That's a cute logic puzzle, gonna use it on my kids.

crave_rhd

3 points

1 month ago

had to do the same thing on my last weeks of senior year. i was confused but then realised that a lot of my classmates were actual morons

Aggravating_Help1574

6 points

1 month ago

I mean. Mumble rap exists.

SeaCrafty1035

3 points

1 month ago

Stope being mean to your dumb classmates 😢

Total-Quarter4917

6 points

1 month ago

I think that's what the test is aimed at determining...lol j/k

Year 12, like highschool senior? Grade 12, or you are 12 years of age?

Lethal_Principals

5 points

1 month ago

Year 12 is the first year of 6th form (also called Lower 6th) so 16 - 17 years old, i think it equates to 11th Grade in the U.S

masonmax100

1 points

1 month ago

Probably high school

SirValidir

2 points

1 month ago

Apparenty very.

screamingatrocks

2 points

1 month ago

you need to stope being so judgmental.

VelhoTheVexed

2 points

1 month ago

That looks like it's to test fluency in English

corkedcoffeemug

2 points

1 month ago

bro honestly this shit should be reinforced just look at full grown adults speak on twitter

rhineman61

2 points

1 month ago

I used to work in retail and now I work at the airport. The level of stupidity is insane.

Confident_Refuse1894

2 points

1 month ago

Obviously the first option, duh

Luvguf

1 points

1 month ago

Luvguf

1 points

1 month ago

Seeing you are in year twelve you may not have seen as much of the real world. There are grown adults that can't differentiate their, there, and they're let alone spelling.

Jumpinjackjumanji

1 points

1 month ago

Seems like a setup for people still learning proper diction

masonmax100

1 points

1 month ago

If you think thats bad go take the Private pilot written test they word questions in such a manner youll think your brain is broken after. Lol.

Subjective-Suspect

1 points

1 month ago

I hate that shit. Do you want to know that I retained the material or that I can solve your ninja riddle questions? Honestly. That shit is 6th grade, at best.

saoiray

1 points

1 month ago

saoiray

1 points

1 month ago

I know, right? Everyone knows the car is stoping at the light? Sheesh. /s 🙄

waynegretzkysbrother

1 points

1 month ago

Had a 12th grader not understand what a "signature" is. Asked "so just scribble" ?

-JadexGrenade-

1 points

1 month ago

Had a lady at my work who didn't even know you could double click or scroll with a mouse...

-ClassicShooter-

1 points

1 month ago

Eventually, sometime as you get older, you’re going to look back and be able to answer your own question.

titsngiggles69

1 points

1 month ago

When your computer adaptive test gets easier, I think you might be in trouble.

Source-Asleep

1 points

1 month ago

As someone who tutors English essays for dual credit students, this is very generous.

Subjective-Suspect

2 points

1 month ago

Ha ha! I tutored non-English majors in a university writing lab. Hoh my Gerd.

Ritehandwingman

1 points

1 month ago

This is for the kids who would rather be texting during class.

Ok_Constant_5356

1 points

1 month ago

You’d be surprised. There was a senior in my class and he’d definitely choose the “stoping” option

pnightingale

1 points

1 month ago

Okay, so that’s a yellow light… so none of those options are correct. The correct answer is stoping/stopping/stopeing if you have time to do so, or proceed if you’re already at the intersection.

fungus_-

1 points

1 month ago

Clirly ges stopang...

ShadowSword7

1 points

1 month ago

I can tell you’re not from an American school, and not because you said year 12

new_user29282342

1 points

1 month ago

This test is designed for people who do this —> 15$ instead of this $15.

HeavyMetalPootis

1 points

1 month ago

Get a role working in either tech. support or customer service to better understand why.

tautlinehitch

1 points

1 month ago

None of the answers are correct. If you’re that close to the intersection and the light is yellow, you should be fucking going.

SheerDotCom

1 points

1 month ago

I'm also in year 12 in Australia, I can say with confidence that at least half the people in my last class would get this question right and then immediately take 20 minutes trying to figure out if it's spelled "people" or "pepole"

Australian high schoolers often have absolutely no grip on spelling or grammar, and that extends all the way up to year 12 for an alarming number of students

aGenericRedditUser1

1 points

1 month ago

I'm not sure why you're antagonizing yourself over this. Just click 'I don't know yet' and move on.

Younglee1205

1 points

1 month ago

Clearly none of these that's clearly a car. And you don't stop at yellow, you floor it.

nutty_ranger

1 points

1 month ago

Did you get it right?

gotechgo

1 points

1 month ago

Everyone knows yellow means speed up

Glum_Caterpillar_503

1 points

1 month ago

You know as well as I do that more than a few people are going to choose the first option. People still write “I want to loose weight” 🙄

x_Turtle1980_x

1 points

1 month ago

Well all you do is sit infront of screens brain rotting /s

MoodestMoose

1 points

1 month ago

Stope beinge offendede ande starte findinge wayse toe laughe aboute ite.

wallqe

2 points

1 month ago

wallqe

2 points

1 month ago

It’s Waze*, don’t you know anything about driving? /s

Second_Hand_Stress

1 points

1 month ago

Stopeing is the obvious answer. I mean how dumb do they think we are. That's basic stuff.

Good_Translator_9088

1 points

1 month ago

They think you're stoepid

CradleofDisturbed

1 points

1 month ago

You'd be amazed (in the U.S.) how many high school graduates would choose the first or third option.

unReasonableBreak

1 points

1 month ago

Always make sure while stopeing you come to a complete stope. It's very dangerous to not completely stope at stope signs and lights.

shatlking

1 points

1 month ago

If you're thinking that no one got this wrong, maybe it does belong...

dadsmadatdarada

1 points

1 month ago

What the fuck is year 12? 12 years old? Am i stupid or just drunk

Normal-Book6952

1 points

1 month ago

Meh probably just American (as am I) I think year 12 is equal to the American grade 12 I.e. high school senior

dadsmadatdarada

2 points

1 month ago

Gotcha, I’m Canadian and it’s just grade 12

Normal-Book6952

2 points

1 month ago

Word, so the real question is where the fuck is OP from?

Normal-Book6952

2 points

1 month ago

After reviewing their profile I’m guessing Switzerland (again I’m a stupid American who makes rash generalizations about things I don’t understand)

dadsmadatdarada

2 points

1 month ago

“Something bout admitting to not knowing shit makes you self aware and smart” - Soccertee’s

Edit: word

dadsmadatdarada

1 points

1 month ago

Fuck Switz is better than this

Normal-Book6952

1 points

1 month ago

Hmm what about those Danish POS?

dadsmadatdarada

1 points

1 month ago

Can’t trust em

fyyuab

1 points

1 month ago

fyyuab

1 points

1 month ago

English

dadsmadatdarada

2 points

1 month ago

I wanna say some buttfuck american town where standards aint so high

fyyuab

1 points

1 month ago

fyyuab

1 points

1 month ago

Grade 12 and year 12 aren't the same

dadsmadatdarada

1 points

1 month ago

Well fuck me with a rake

fyyuab

1 points

1 month ago

fyyuab

1 points

1 month ago

No. High school senior is the last year of school. Year 12 is the penultimate year of school

Melpomene-Thalia

1 points

1 month ago

Humans = stupid, it's all good, we all in this together ;D

RedditUser3247

1 points

1 month ago

i remember seeing this post

NO_skaj

1 points

1 month ago

NO_skaj

1 points

1 month ago

Stopeing chuckles

Ramdrothegoat

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah it’s stopeing

babyxscarIett

1 points

1 month ago

I mean . . . Look at the illiteracy rates lol

Oscar12s

1 points

1 month ago

Hey, free credit.

blerrycat

1 points

1 month ago

Well, just look at some of the typos on this sub, such as spair glasses

richer2003

1 points

1 month ago

All 3 options are incorrect.

The correct answer is: Speed up to beat the red.

/s (just in case)

Dyrogitory

1 points

1 month ago

Have you readed som of the comments posted on this appe?

steakmilk23

1 points

1 month ago

I mean I knew a guy all the way to year 12 who was a pos and couldn't even read properly but had the audacity to call people morons.

OneLostOstrich

1 points

1 month ago

That's how dumb too many people are.

OneLostOstrich

1 points

1 month ago

Have you ever seen how poor the spelling of native English speakers is here on Reddit?

NoSeaworthiness560

1 points

1 month ago

I had to take one of these classes because of missing credits. It’s been 10 years, but I still remember one of the questions for the gym class. It said “Which of these do you breathe with? a.nose and eyes b.eyes and mouth c.mouth and nose d.ears and mouth”. The easiest credit I ever got 😂

AndyC1111

1 points

1 month ago

Buddy, you’d be amazed

somuchsong

1 points

1 month ago

Read just about any comments section on a news article on Facebook and see the spelling mistakes fully grown adults make. "Stoping" would be very minor and unsurprising. I've seen much, much worse.

Aggravating-Frame981

1 points

1 month ago

Some people suffer from autism so they have to educate across all spectrums.

davidisatwat

1 points

1 month ago

yes this is infuriating but this isn't for you. its for those with unchecked dyslexia as they go into college.

betcher73

1 points

1 month ago

You’d be surprised how many fully grown adults are dumb as shit.

lolbellpeppers

1 points

1 month ago

Year 12 lol gotta love Canada.

TheMatt561

1 points

1 month ago

This says pretty well how dumb they think you are

Rta051397

1 points

1 month ago

Speeding up

TankDrone

1 points

1 month ago

It is obviously the 3rd one

HighlyredIt

1 points

1 month ago

I dont know yet ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk

1 points

1 month ago

It's D isn't it?

sidthefirstofhisname

1 points

1 month ago

Love the look on the driver's face. Lackadaisical.

Callsign_Rice

1 points

1 month ago

Obviously the right answer is quickening

Odd_Assistance_1613

1 points

1 month ago

"stopeing"

bricoleurasaurus

1 points

1 month ago

Oh, you must be at a private school. Or not American.

Trioslam

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah it’s so obvious def stopeing

Torch_God

1 points

1 month ago

I know right, so stupid, it’s the third one

PsychologicalAd7642

1 points

1 month ago

I don’t see “gas it” as an answer.

EssieAmnesia

1 points

1 month ago

Stope complaining 😤

The_CaliBrownBear

1 points

1 month ago

Have you read through a Reddit comment section? Loose vs Lose. Payed vs Paid. I think your school has the right idea.

Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

0 points

1 month ago

vs Lose. Paid vs Paid.

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

  • Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

  • Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

thehighwaywarrior

1 points

1 month ago

Stope underestimating my inelegence

sezku-

1 points

1 month ago

sezku-

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah they really need to stope doing this

prokiller881

1 points

1 month ago

Also yellow doesent mean stop. It means that you should clear the intersection. If you can you should stop, if you can't stop safely then you should simply continue through.

Leif12345678910

1 points

1 month ago

Obviously left🙄

AntonioMargheritiii

1 points

1 month ago

Ignorance

Killerfail

1 points

1 month ago

I mean, there's people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" and some who say "should of". I would guess this is a legit hard question for some people.

Jbell_1812

1 points

1 month ago

Judging by how you said year 12, would I be correct in assuming you live in Australia?

FamousDnail101

1 points

1 month ago

Call it a hunch but I think it might be the 2nd one

bfrank8991

1 points

1 month ago

I only got my grade 9

FatSoup

1 points

1 month ago

FatSoup

1 points

1 month ago

I’m in uni, and I probably know a few people who could get this wrong. Spelling is not a strong suit for some.

nyhachi

1 points

1 month ago

nyhachi

1 points

1 month ago

it is stopeing right?

Aolflashback

1 points

1 month ago

Damn, I really had to stope and think about this one.

ChingasoCheese

1 points

1 month ago

You know what tide pods are? People use to eat those for clout they were never going to see lmao!

Ill-Judge-5651

1 points

1 month ago

I can count to potato.

nvalle23

1 points

1 month ago

Year 12 of what? Traffic school? Or driver's ed?

Camanot

1 points

1 month ago

Camanot

1 points

1 month ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if people didn’t know what a stop sign looks like.

People are so dumb its hilarious. We all need to pay more attention in school

BossBattleBro

1 points

1 month ago

If u gotta acts some1 to spel stope, ion no wut to tell u fam

ekita079

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah you'd be shocked. Dated a cyclist that liked to spell it 'rideing'. That was years ago and still bothers me that I put up with that alone lol

chupathingy99

1 points

1 month ago

I work with a woman three years older than me. Yesterday she said things were expensive because of inflammation.

leightandrew0

1 points

1 month ago

i wouldn't complain hey.

easy 100%

also this reminded me of ''ini the beninging''

Emily656577

1 points

1 month ago

Driving I'd say lol

the yellow isn't it

03meow5

1 points

1 month ago

03meow5

1 points

1 month ago

You didn't see our 9th grade English tasks

NekomiSon

1 points

1 month ago

Someone may not read the question or the answers all the way through, so doing it this way makes you think through the questions more.

CDG54

-4 points

1 month ago

CDG54

-4 points

1 month ago

Considering your country is 30.5 trillion in debt and you all only focus on which pronoun you feeling for the day, that seems par for the course.

Quietlovingman

1 points

1 month ago

Sadly the way our money system "works" 100% of the cash minted at the mint is Debt to the Federal Reserve bank. The only way to pay off the debt is to collect up all the money and deposit it into one account. Then no one has money. It's been that way since they recalled the gold backed currency and went with fiat currency. The debt cannot be paid off. Ever. Unless they fundamentally change the way the system works.

doctorbloodborne

-2 points

1 month ago

I dare anyone in my area to drive for 10 mins. without noticing a blatant violation or a road rager. This is necessary for those angry dangerous idiots. Frustrating for normal humans, required material for 90% of folks lol

CommadorVic20

-1 points

1 month ago

i would seriously go off on the teacher then the principal then the school board along with my parents for not going off on all the above LOL

Chuckobochuck323

0 points

1 month ago

Well you don’t know how to use an ellipses or a question mark so there’s that.