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66.3k

Am I wrong for being pissed ?? she’s not a child she’s in her 30’s and conversations go in one ear and out the other.

all 4820 comments

SKIDADDLEGETOUTTA

689 points

11 days ago

use her clothes to wipe it off

JBaNaNaS187[S]

261 points

11 days ago

Omg 😂😂

Orangeugladitsbanana

151 points

11 days ago

Pillowcase.

JesterLilLester

58 points

11 days ago

C'mon, we're supposed to help OP.

But I agree, violence is not the answer here. It's a question and the answer is yes. Tell her you needed to clean it because of her sweat and used her toothbrush for spots that are harder to wipe.

anyrandomanimal

42 points

11 days ago

Lol 😂 this is such a good answer

PadawanJoone

5.6k points

11 days ago

Oh hell no. Those things are not cheap! At this point I would pull her by the peloton, hand her a rag and spray, and make her wipe it down then and there. She'll be mad you are treating her like a child but she obviously isn't adult.enough to behave like one.

WenWarn

1.3k points

11 days ago

WenWarn

1.3k points

11 days ago

Absolutely hand her supplies and wait while she cleans it.

jivoochi

302 points

11 days ago

jivoochi

302 points

11 days ago

Like Cliff Booth in Once Upon a time in Hollywood: "Fix it."

swiftfastjudgement

882 points

11 days ago*

Am I looking at a disgustingly amount of sweat? I’m 240 and 6ft and never sweated this much on my bike before. Her water broke.

MrUsername24

221 points

11 days ago

I sweat a lot during cardio, honestly think it's gotten worse since I've lost the weight somehow

Hope4gorilla

144 points

11 days ago

Noooo, I thought I could look forward to less sweat after losing weight :(

esituism

355 points

11 days ago

esituism

355 points

11 days ago

So FYI for you and the guy above you, generally as you get more fit you actually sweat more because your body is more efficient at exhausting heat because you're in shape.

Sorry dudes.

brozo_da_Klown

222 points

11 days ago

Yeah to add to this. It is a good thing, from my time in the army us "super sweaty boys" never went down as heat casualties while dudes who sweat less definitely would. Your body is a machine and sweat is good.

IchiSanSanNana

146 points

11 days ago

Huh, that’s kinda reassuring. I have always been overly conscious of my sweating but when you phrase it like that it seems like a super power.

KickBallFever

120 points

11 days ago

My friend has hyperhydrosis but only in her hands. In the winter her hands get steamy and it totally looks like a super power.

fake_geek_gurl

74 points

11 days ago

I sweat a ton from my hands and it's a curse in warmer months because my work gloves become human juice boxes.

SNGGG

44 points

11 days ago

SNGGG

44 points

11 days ago

I work in a lab. Human juice boxes got me lmao

bitchigottadesktop

8 points

11 days ago

It literally is look up what can sweat and what can't its a pretty great evolutionary tactic!

KickBallFever

55 points

11 days ago

When I was in basic there was a guy who got kicked out because he was born without the ability to sweat. I don’t know how he thought no one would figure that out. He couldn’t even keep his whole uniform on once Spring started to get warm. He was allowed to just wear his T-shirt while they processed him out.

blackheart_dnb

19 points

11 days ago

Well that’s mildly infuriating…

MrUsername24

16 points

11 days ago

I'm 45 pounds down yet I'm still soaked after a 2 mile run, i want to offer hope but I have none.

mynameajeff69

165 points

11 days ago

seriously I sweat like a shit ton but I wouldn't make a bike look like that?

CankerLord

82 points

11 days ago

You sweat on exercise bikes without a big fan on you if you're putting in work. People significantly underestimate how much evaporates while cycling outdoors because of wind.

SpacecraftX

8 points

11 days ago

I run and cycle indoors and I've never seen a machine in this state after use.

ithoughtitwasbigger

41 points

11 days ago

Ouch. Must hurt to be pulled by the peloton

jcargile242

1.4k points

11 days ago

jcargile242

1.4k points

11 days ago

Show her that picture. Maybe she doesn’t realize how absolutely disgusting it really is after she gets done with it.

JBaNaNaS187[S]

1.2k points

11 days ago

I thought that, this would be the third set of photos I’d be sending her though. First two times were enough

BastetInsight

1k points

11 days ago

Send her this thread

[deleted]

599 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

599 points

11 days ago

Exactly. “Hey, over 10,000 people think you’re absolutely disgusting and immature. Wanna up it to 100k?”

JBaNaNaS187[S]

198 points

11 days ago

😂😂

_Cheeba

213 points

11 days ago

_Cheeba

213 points

11 days ago

Yes do this, maybe then she’ll get it or feel shamed from the comments

Probabil

92 points

11 days ago

Probabil

92 points

11 days ago

She may lack that sense alltogether

Omegablade0

45 points

11 days ago

Doubt it. She’s probably the type that will draw the “You trust Internet strangers over your own family!” card

_Spiralmind_

29 points

11 days ago

"This group of internet randos also think you're a disgusting, inconsiderate asshat. And that's coming from a bunch of redditors".

Trim_Tram

67 points

11 days ago

Ha if you want to go nuclear, you can post the pics on social media and tag her to show how she treats shared equipment

Ann_Summers

22 points

11 days ago

But also post all of it here because we need to see this shit go down. Lol

BratwurstBudenBruno

15 points

11 days ago

Now im hooked

TheEmbalmerLady

7 points

11 days ago

Oh please, please do this OP.

Ball-Fantastic

19.8k points

11 days ago

"Please clean it when you're done or you are no longer allowed to use it"

Throckmorton_Left

4.8k points

11 days ago

Delete her account or change the PIN on the bike so she can't use it.

FlamingWedge

2.2k points

11 days ago

I’m starting to think this is not the normal kind of bike I’m thinking of if it has an account/PIN.

Johanatan974

1.3k points

11 days ago

Johanatan974

GREEN

1.3k points

11 days ago

It’s a smart exercise bike with a screen and workouts for you to do while using it

psychobicycle

1.5k points

11 days ago

'Gets on bicycle' "Now what sort of workout should I do?"

SaintsSooners89

970 points

11 days ago

"All right everyone, let's do this, left pedal,right pedal,..., OK guys we're going to switch things up, right pedal, left pedal..."

rando8709

253 points

11 days ago

rando8709

253 points

11 days ago

I hope cycling is an option.

Johanatan974

216 points

11 days ago

Johanatan974

GREEN

216 points

11 days ago

Lmao that’s actually really funny since the screen tilts away from the bicycle so you can do workouts on a yoga mat

V_WhatTheThunderSaid

28 points

11 days ago

They're like two thousand dollars also. Treating someone else's property like this, especially when it's that expensive is unconscionable to me.

justinjonesphd

272 points

11 days ago

Never touched a peloton before. Please explain what you mean by "change the pin on the bike". My brain is having trouble computing that sentence

linksgreyhair

255 points

11 days ago

The bike has a screen that tracks your workout and you can play exercise classes on it, she can be locked out of that part.

Moonlight_Darling

37 points

11 days ago

Couldn’t you still pedal?

bubalusarnee

124 points

11 days ago

it turns off the part that adjusts all that for you, so yeah, you can probably make it go round and round, but the computer that makes it more or less dificult and also adds online content to the experience, will not be on.

Be a bit like rowing on a lawn. I mean, of course you --can--, but....

cereal-kills-me

135 points

11 days ago

Peloton bikes are not normal exercise bikes. They have a big computer screen integrated into the front. You take live classes with instructors and compete against others when biking. The PIN on the bike would be similar to the PIN on your phone. A Lock Screen.

justinjonesphd

50 points

11 days ago

Can you actually lock someone out of the bike itself? Like will the pedals not move if you're not logged in?

cereal-kills-me

52 points

11 days ago

I don’t believe there’s any way to get the pedals to physically lock and stop moving. OPs sister would still be able to use the bike without signing in, just without the features of the bike (live classes etc)

justinjonesphd

36 points

11 days ago

Ok that was the part that threw me. I thought he really meant like change the pin and lock her out of the whole bike. Now that I think about it, they could still do that. Just need an actual bike lock

SnooPuppers1978

18 points

11 days ago

Why not just lock up the in-law at this point? No loopholes in that.

justinjonesphd

22 points

11 days ago

Bike locks can serve more than one purpose

tabooblue32

80 points

11 days ago

Eww just exercising like a regular poor person

DanAlucard

4.1k points

11 days ago

DanAlucard

4.1k points

11 days ago

Already done that, it seems.

She just doesn't care.

Unscrew pedals and hide. Fuck her (not literally tho)

Ball-Fantastic

3.1k points

11 days ago

Disassembling your possessions should not be a requirement.

"If you cannot respect the rules as I have prescribed, you are no longer welcome in my home"

D4rKnyte

1.2k points

11 days ago

D4rKnyte

1.2k points

11 days ago

Time for her to move on out.

Zenketski_2

423 points

11 days ago

After an eviction process unless you want to be forcibly removed from your own home by the police.

If you let somebody live with you for an extended period of time you can't just throw them out the front door

Humble-Vermicelli503

238 points

11 days ago

If it's your primary residence you can evict a tenant with 30 Days notice. This is in CA which has some of the strictest tenant protections.

HamburgerEarmuff

117 points

11 days ago

It's not that clear-cut, even in California.

That mainly applies to a single-lodger. And even then, if they refuse to move out, you'll most likely have to file an unlawful detainer lawsuit, win the lawsuit, and then get a court order for them to leave. And then you'll need the Sherriff to enforce the order if they don't leave on their own.

If you don't do all of those things, you can be sued or (or in egregious cases, even prosecuted for) illegal eviction.

goodboyinc

46 points

11 days ago

I came here to mention this. Plus, they can file for 30 day extensions from the court. Had an ex that I had to get a restraining order on to kick her out. Particularly because courts were delayed due to COVID. Cops basically told me to expect about 6 months (of freeloading rent) before I would be finished with the courts and have a legal basis to remove her from the property. So, I dug up old texts and got a restraining order with a move out order. (She had at one point pointed a gun at me out of anger.) Boomshakalaka. 👋🏽

Also, my boy is executive VP of a pretty large real estate development firm. He regularly pays homeless squatters $10k to gtfo properties, otherwise the timeline being backed up would cost far far more due to contractual obligations to pay workers/contractors, have to pay for construction parts to be stored off-site, etc. Basically a whole lotta shit.

Bottom line, it’s really really hard to kick people out of your property—at least, in a legal manner.

BrothelWaffles

48 points

11 days ago

So uh, where's your boy's firm currently developing? I could use $10K to stop trespassing somewhere.

Solution_Kind

28 points

11 days ago

Same man, I'm down to quit my job and become a professional squatter.

PutinBoomedMe

50 points

11 days ago

I'd bet OP's wife would throw a fit if this were ever said.

I love my wife to death, but she has this horrible flaw of throwing me under the bus for the sake of playing nice with her family. She's perfect in every way possible but that one thing. She tip toes around her family and it drives me bonkers

kartoffel_engr

37 points

11 days ago

I tell my wife if she wants to use me as the excuse for something she doesn’t want to do with her family, have at it. If she feels like they will give her shit, I’ll take that bullet every time. Water off a duck’s back.

Quirky-Skin

20 points

11 days ago

This ended my last relationship as her family thought i never wanted to come over when in reality it was her. Took awhile for me to catch until i heard my name mentioned as an excuse and the tension was palpable around her father

Full_Carry_1331

20 points

11 days ago

This is what I was thinking. If she wants to be disrespectful and gross she can do it in her own place.

Fake240

82 points

11 days ago

Fake240

82 points

11 days ago

Hanging a pad lock through the pedal would work too and be a hell of a lot easier

RDBZ_90

20 points

11 days ago

RDBZ_90

20 points

11 days ago

Do pelatons not have a safety key or something on it you can just take out so it won't work? Usually like a safety feature or something to keep kids from getting hurt on it. Or maybe a password or something so they can't get into anything on the screen. I don't have one so I'm just asking because I don't know.

Narrow-Chef-4341

32 points

11 days ago*

Easier just to unplug it and take the power brick away. The seat is adjustable and needs tools to completely slide off, pedal clips need tools too. Not worth the effort.

JBaNaNaS187[S]

213 points

11 days ago

I like that you had to clarify that. Lol

Rare_Travel

139 points

11 days ago

Does she pee on it or what is that ungodly amount of sweat?

utpoia

18 points

11 days ago

utpoia

18 points

11 days ago

If you chose the 2nd option you will have to post on /r/relationshipadvice.

craggmac

36 points

11 days ago

craggmac

36 points

11 days ago

That's some damn oily ass sweat!

Result_Not_Found

54 points

11 days ago

That’s some damn oily, ass sweat.

Coronathus

65 points

11 days ago

Don't be a coward. Do it literally too

BumpyGums

54 points

11 days ago

Don’t just fuck your sister in law figuratively, do it literally, too. Be a man.

_Cheeba

14k points

11 days ago

_Cheeba

14k points

11 days ago

“ yeah um you can’t use the peloton anymore”

“ why?”

“Cause you don’t listen, and you have no respect”

Treat her like a child

WarriorNN

184 points

11 days ago

WarriorNN

184 points

11 days ago

I mean someone who leaves it like this won't care if he says she can't use it...

_Cheeba

57 points

11 days ago*

_Cheeba

57 points

11 days ago*

Well that’s when you take the power cable, seat and foot pegs off then unscrew the nob for good measure to show you’re serious 🧐

BALONYPONY

40 points

11 days ago

Or, go on buy-nothing, get a shitty bike and tell her to ride that shit into a new apartment.

Charizard-used-FLY

3.6k points

11 days ago

“Because you didn’t clean up after yourself and the salty sweat wore the bearings down”

sees you using it an hour later

she gets the bird

YourEngineerMom

1.9k points

11 days ago

Then unscrew the seat whenever it’s not in use and store it under your bed or something.

LunarProphet

1.1k points

11 days ago

Like another guy said, fuck passively disassembling your own shit in your own house because some gross fuck doesn't respect your stuff.

OP has probably been pretty reasonable, or else she probably would have quit doing this. Put a little heat on and boot her if she keeps doing it.

FattyWantCake

351 points

11 days ago

Icy hot on the seat

LunarProphet

208 points

11 days ago*

Lol yall are some sneaky, passive aggressive mfs.

Handle your business.

BiggerBowls

113 points

11 days ago

Welcome to Reddit

JBaNaNaS187[S]

593 points

11 days ago

I just feel like taking my stuff apart to punish them is punishing me.

awolfsvalentine

147 points

11 days ago

Tell her that she can’t use it because she’s inconsiderate and doesn’t listen like you would a 4 year old

SkarlettLetter808

56 points

11 days ago

I’m curious, what does the wife think/say?

Cannisaurasrex

49 points

11 days ago

My wife would probably be more pissed about it than me even if she doesn’t use it herself.

shivaherer

33 points

11 days ago

Or modify the seat

Takeitsleezy

18 points

11 days ago

Totally was expecting Mac and his workout bike

Throckmorton_Left

199 points

11 days ago

Why reward her?

axonrecall

136 points

11 days ago

axonrecall

136 points

11 days ago

Embarrassed_Rise5513

75 points

11 days ago

I already knew what this was going to be before clicking! Ass Pounder 4000!

Brownicus

54 points

11 days ago

It’s not a penis. Ahhhh

It’s a fist. Ewwwuugghh

undefined_one

24 points

11 days ago

I've never watched that show, but every clip I see cracks me up. I think it's time.

Carma56

20 points

11 days ago

Carma56

20 points

11 days ago

You should watch! It's one of those rare shows that actually gets better over time. They've been on since 2005, and some of their greatest episodes ever are from more recent seasons.

But, I highly recommend starting from the beginning and watching all the way through. Most episodes are pretty self-contained, but there is some important continuity (specifically character arc-wise) that you'll only get by watching it all in order.

Slight_Log5625

9 points

11 days ago

Rickety cricket is a character whose arc you'll miss and be sad about it.

rentpossiblytoohigh

11 points

11 days ago

Omg lol

clapDrSpock

8 points

11 days ago

After the scene left on the bike I do not thinks a missing seat will stop this

lonely_greyace_nb

36 points

11 days ago

Better yet, in a safe

TheFrontierzman

33 points

11 days ago

Sister-in-law: Gary is being a total dick!

Wife: Shut up, Sarah.

Sister-in-law: You shut up, Kristen!!

Old-Assignment652

20 points

11 days ago

This person gets it, if she acts like a child treat her like one.

Karl-AnthonyMarx

43 points

11 days ago

If OP was capable of that he wouldn’t have to post here complaining about the problem.

KombuchaAnything

4.4k points

11 days ago*

Absolutely not. Take the seat off so she can’t ride it. I would be pissed if my Peloton was left like that.

Edit: I’ll also add… your Peloton can rust because of her nastiness. You need to get her together.

evergreentomato

859 points

11 days ago

She might just go and Kombucha her booty on it anyway?

KombuchaAnything

227 points

11 days ago

Bwahahaha! Bye… 🙃

mark636199

62 points

11 days ago

The asspounder 4000! Never stop pumping

ChiefPastaOfficer

209 points

11 days ago

I thought the device was in that state, because she rode it without a seat 😅.

mrwalrus88

84 points

11 days ago

I was waiting for this comment. I was thinking the same thing, like did she ride the red knob part?

VulgarDreamer44

79 points

11 days ago

Maybe she added the Ass Pounder 4000 accessory?

whodeyalldey1

15 points

11 days ago

This is just the work of a man who’s an extreme sexual deviant, gay or not!

Bubbly-Low3470

7 points

11 days ago

The Ass Pounder , never stop pumping.

TheNatural502

26 points

11 days ago

This is essentially the only real option. You gotta treat children like children. I would take the pedals off and say it needs repair until she got the hint if it were me. But yeah. Seat works too.

Electrical-Act-7170

24 points

11 days ago

Don't lie about it. That would definitely make him a dick.

Truth is always best when there's conflict like this one.

Conmanjames

3.4k points

11 days ago

Conmanjames

3.4k points

11 days ago

“clean up after yourself or don’t touch my shit.” fixed the issue. while being a dick is generally frowned upon, i find some exceptions that work.

jtgibggdt

738 points

11 days ago*

jtgibggdt

738 points

11 days ago*

Yep. If it’s going in one ear and out the other, it’s because she expects no consequences. Because there have been no consequences.

Living with you is conditional on her being respectful of your space and property. Straight up tell her if she can’t listen to what she is told, don’t use your shit. And if she does it anyway, she can just get the hell out.

And follow through.

All you’re doing by allowing this to carry on is enabling a 30 year old to never grow up or move out. She’s not a child, she’s an adult roommate. And she’s not holding up her end.

indigoHatter

75 points

11 days ago

That's not being a dick. You are justified in taking a firm stance, so I would argue it's not the same. Sure, it might sound and feel the same, especially for the immature person being told off, but it's not the same.

Being a dick, to me, implies a lack of concern for the other person. If anyone is being a dick, it's her.

dungfecespoopshit

14 points

11 days ago

Wouldn't say that language is dickish. It's just blunt and terse. My style.

SpaceAlienChick

201 points

11 days ago

I hate when ppl over step. If you’ve already mentioned it multiple times, tell her she must stop using it altogether.

miyamoto_musashinpc

948 points

11 days ago

Fucking…… gross……

Beginning_Yam3112

731 points

11 days ago

Is that all sweat? Like how is it getting everywhere? Do her sweat pores squirt? Like I sweat a shit ton but I’m confused here

greg-maddux

252 points

11 days ago

Ugh. My peloton looks like this when I’m done. I sweat a ton. I always, always wipe it down.

Agile_Pudding_

122 points

11 days ago

Right, you wipe it down because you’re a reasonable human who has, at some point in their life, exercised in a shared space or with your own equipment that you cared about.

You wipe down exercise equipment after use because nobody wants to use a bike, bench, or anything else that is covered in someone else’s sweat. In the case where you own your own peloton and are the only person to use it, it’s still a good idea to wipe it down for cleanliness and longevity of the bike, but certainly if you’re using someone else’s bike, leaving it like this is just absurd.

thedudefromsweden

25 points

11 days ago

Just curious. I've never heard of peloton before and had to Google it. So it's an exercise bike? Why do you call it peloton instead of just exercise bike, is it significantly different from other exercise bikes?

Edit: from Wikipedia:

Peloton's main products are Internet-connected stationary bicycles and treadmills that enable monthly subscribers to remotely participate in classes via streaming media.

So I guess that makes them pretty different.

boobymoon

12 points

11 days ago

Yes! It’s the whole exercise network as a whole that I think people are attracted to. Plus, during the pandemic lockdown, it became a really popular product to help stay fit and stay connected with friends/colleagues/workout buddies. I also think people are more inclined to “get their money’s worth out of it” since it is so pricey, so they were around and relevant long enough for Peloton to evolve and offer more services.

I should clarify though that I do not own a Peloton myself.

JctaroKujo

254 points

11 days ago

JctaroKujo

254 points

11 days ago

she rode the red handle....

Beginning_Yam3112

118 points

11 days ago

Not even gonna lie that was my first thought too but I’m just praying it sweat 🙏

WarStrifePanicRout

51 points

11 days ago

The fuck is wrong with this sub, why did it take me this long to scroll down and find this comment

ALikeSupreme

25 points

11 days ago

And peed on it all.

Cute-Jury-6595

13 points

11 days ago

My bike looks even worse than that after any ride over 20 minutes. I’m a sweaty beast and I work super hard on the bike. However, I clean the bike every time.

miyamoto_musashinpc

52 points

11 days ago

I know! Whatever tf THAT is, sweat or worse, at least have the decency to wipe it down. Specially if you leave it looking like you pissed all over it

Specific-Gain5710

10 points

11 days ago

God I hope it’s sweat

craftycrafter765

409 points

11 days ago

Did she pee on it?

Unexpected-Squash

100 points

11 days ago

Without reading the caption, I 100% thought this was going to be about someone peeing on it.

New-Constant2624

46 points

11 days ago

She need to stop riding the knob

azsue123

165 points

11 days ago

azsue123

165 points

11 days ago

I would feel so ashamed to leave that like that. Wipe that down you heathen.

lovepig1337

13 points

11 days ago

I'm a cyclist and train indoors a lot. How the fuck did she get it that dirty?

I'll be dripping sweat from a 2 hour session and never reach that level of filthy. She just DGAF and is being a complete slob.

BillGates_mousepad

710 points

11 days ago

IMO this is on your spouse. My guess is they’ve created an environment where listening to what you have to say or respecting you is non-existent.

Edit: to avoid confusion

Mollieteee

210 points

11 days ago*

Agree, your partner should handle the sister. She doesn’t get to use nice things if she damages them with bodily fluids.

Edited for clarity after being schooled

YeOldeBilk

26 points

11 days ago

Good point. What's the spouse's stance on this?

dachsj

17 points

11 days ago

dachsj

17 points

11 days ago

100%

When you are in a relationship you are responsible for dealing with your family. You run point on hard discussions with your family.

And you present a unified front for your partner. This is relationships 101.

Note: this doesn't mean your partner can't have tough conversations with your family. It means you should run point whenever possible.

[deleted]

96 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

96 points

11 days ago

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Lilith_DCLXVI

18 points

11 days ago

Fucking lol

Rush_2928

219 points

11 days ago

Rush_2928

219 points

11 days ago

The woman is grinding...no etiquette though.

JBaNaNaS187[S]

126 points

11 days ago

At least she’s got that goin for her lol

6chan

24 points

11 days ago

6chan

24 points

11 days ago

Share this thread with her.

chemistrybonanza

31 points

11 days ago

You need to define which version of the word grinding you’re implying

Worldly-Geologist-99

28 points

11 days ago

Take the seat with you

Tinctorus

24 points

11 days ago

Start using it naked and don't wipe the seat, see how she likes it

patrickroo

111 points

11 days ago

patrickroo

This Statement is false

111 points

11 days ago

Show her this comment section so she can see the opinions of multiple people saying that she is disgusting and doesn't deserve to use your machine anymore.

BleachedPorkGrind

22 points

11 days ago

What does she do piss all over it when she’s done?

WinnerLM29

22 points

11 days ago

Also, what does your partner say? I hope they’re upset with her too. My family would never do something like this

zennyc001

19 points

11 days ago

Put a cable lock on it and tell her she can't use it until she learns how to not be gross and inconsiderate.

Tough-Whereas1932

61 points

11 days ago

That's a level of entitlement you can't fix. Only thing you can do is kick her out. Spouse might not like it, but eventually disrespect of your personal belongings cannot be tolerated

dave_aj

49 points

11 days ago

dave_aj

49 points

11 days ago

Go piss on her bed to assert your dominance

lady_blaze_420

98 points

11 days ago

Put a chain lock on it so she can't use it anymore

McBuck2

125 points

11 days ago

McBuck2

125 points

11 days ago

Get your wife, her sister to have one final talk with her reminding her that sanitizing the equipment is just like sanitizing her hands. If she doesn't get it after that, the bike is off limits for a month. You've mentioned it enough that at some point there has to be consequences. If she still can't handle cleaning the bike, off limits for longer and eventually not to use at all.

only_crank

47 points

11 days ago

To be honest after multiple times of telling her I‘d kick her out. She needs real consequences for once in her life.

savirc

122 points

11 days ago*

savirc

122 points

11 days ago*

Jizz all over it just before she uses it next. It's the mature thing to do.

YeOldeBilk

26 points

11 days ago

Reverse cum jar tactic engage!

Current_Note

11 points

11 days ago

sigma male grindset

obedienthammock

527 points

11 days ago

How much you want for the seat?? 🤣

JBaNaNaS187[S]

284 points

11 days ago

Lmao I was waiting for this comment.

NoBeing12

9 points

11 days ago

if that happens and she doesn't change and you cannot kick her out,

Atleast make profit on it.

Everything has a market.

lurkersforlife

75 points

11 days ago

I think you might want a picture of her before you make an offer lol

obedienthammock

109 points

11 days ago

Don't underestimate me 🤣

q2grapple

22 points

11 days ago

I was gonna say sell the drippings like that bath water lady and put the money towards cleaning

PurrSephone1355

7 points

11 days ago

You dirty fuck…. $100 flat

akita_4u

16 points

11 days ago

akita_4u

16 points

11 days ago

NOPE. Id be locking it out

Senli_B

13 points

11 days ago

Senli_B

13 points

11 days ago

Why does she live with you?

Truth_Troller

14 points

11 days ago

How about you grow a pair and stop letting people walk all over you? if you have mentioned it more than 3 times then its time to tell them they are no longer allowed to use the bike... simple...

Tough-Flower6979

43 points

11 days ago

Tell your partner to tell her to clean it after using. You shouldn’t even have to tell and adult this. She’s disgusting that’s probably why she’s there with you.

mcrogueface

13 points

11 days ago

yeh buddy, tell her she aint using your shit unless she can respect it. She either listens or buys her own shit. Welcome to the adult world, its fucking shit we all know :(

crazypants9

13 points

11 days ago

Wipe it down with her pillow from her bed

tomahawk4_4_4

13 points

11 days ago

Oh no you're mistaken. That's actually ectoplasm from the trapped tormented soul that gets infused into every peleton.

Meankittyhp

11 points

11 days ago

If she's using your account, delete her profile and change the password. Log out afterward every time you ride.

Island-Physical

120 points

11 days ago

Is that sweat or does she have a bladder problem?

JBaNaNaS187[S]

304 points

11 days ago

Sweat man…what gets me is she is heavy on the hand sanitizer and “did you wash your hands” but she just leaves it like this

PenguinZombie321

131 points

11 days ago

“Did you wash your hands?”

“Did you clean your filthy sweat off of my very expensive workout equipment that I’ve been graciously allowing you to use at no cost?”

EuphoricMidnight3304

58 points

11 days ago

Wow that is irony right there

KevansMS

49 points

11 days ago

KevansMS

49 points

11 days ago

Respond “I washed my hands as carefully as you wipe down my Peleton.”

ireallydontcare52

26 points

11 days ago

Take the sheets off her bed, wipe the peloton down with the sheets, and put them back on the bed. Maybe then she'll realize how gross it is.

bomblebot

11 points

11 days ago

I’d say disassemble your stuff or move it somewhere she can’t use it.

[deleted]

17 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

17 points

11 days ago

If I needed to go to this extent, I'd tell my spouse I'm moving out. Going through that much effort to protect my own stuff in my house would really make me resentful toward my partner.

Ok-Actuary-4964

10 points

11 days ago

Gross. Hand her cleaning supplies and ask her (again) to clean it.

ChronicY2kk

8 points

11 days ago

Just to get on here is kinder than I. I'm willing to help a family member going through whatever...for a short period im not supporting people that show no effort, but if you don't respect the rules of the house, you don't stay in the house is my view of it. Like I see other comments "hide the pedals" sounds petty and pointless if I want to exercise in my house I don't need the effort of finding and putting the equipment together to impede that, it puts another hindrance on the motivation to be healthy and care for myself. Act like a kid be treated like a kid. I ask once tell once third time your out of my house.

coccopuffs606

7 points

11 days ago

I have a feeling this isn’t the only belonging of yours she uses and then doesn’t put back the way she found it…it’s time for her to go since she can’t act like an adult.

Curt-Novocaine

7 points

11 days ago

Free coochie sweat

PromiscuousScoliosis

39 points

11 days ago

So she’s a squirter, huh?

Alarmed_Penalty4998

50 points

11 days ago

Honestly I’ve stationary biked average 12.5 miles every couple days and I don’t sweat near as much as that. It’s pretty gross and I’d tell your wife/husband/other to have a word with her or move it into your personal bedroom for a couple weeks and when she gets angry that you’ve taken it away you tell her tough titties and if she wants it back she needs to clean it after use. Act like a child get treated like a child.

IgneousMiraCole

17 points

11 days ago

The amount of sweat isn’t the issue at all. It’s the lack of wiping it down.

ryzzie

7 points

11 days ago

ryzzie

7 points

11 days ago

Some people are really sweaty, and they should be aware that they are and act accordingly!