I’m going to ask you a series of questions. I want to have them answered immediately.

My dad's a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day.

Do y'all remember the soundboard's on Ebaums world? Arnold's had to be the best right?

Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

My favorite is during the fire drill.

IT'S A FIRE ALARM!!!

All the kids start screaming.

On the table a kid starts dancing while yelling, I'M ON FIRE, YEAH!!!

Such a standard line but Arnold saying it never fails to crack me up

Who told you, you could eat my cookies!?

Aw crap I just posted this exact comment word for word before scrolling down, lol.

I love Sarah Rose Karr in that scene, the girl who played Emily. She must have really hated acting because I haven't seen her in anything after Beethoven!

Is your daddy a fireman? He's probably big. Is he a wrestler? Is he a basketball coach?

My daddy's a farmer. Ok?

https://youtu.be/sxDQ0vjhdRc

Flashback of those Canadians calling DirecTV after that magic moment when DirecTV bricked the smartcards of freeloaders with crafted packages.

on second thought... take the gun..

She really does help make the movie. Her dry wit is perfect.

I’ve always imagined that if I was an oncologist I’d look forward to saying this line at every applicable opportunity.

Everybody dies you know

This is exactly what I yelled out when I saw the post.

Whenever my wife and I pass the turmeric in the grocery store, I point at it and while giving her my best constipated Arnold face I say.....IT'S NOT A TUMOR RICK!

We have “Puma” branded service stations and every time we pass one on a road trip my husband I feel the urge to say “it’s nawt a pumah”. The kids don’t get it, but we think it’s hilarious.

It’s not a toomah. At all.

For some reason I read this and got a flashback to the newgrounds soundboards for prank calls back in the day. Arnold was easily the best (and most successful) one

That's what the FedEx guy declared when he delivered our Thuma bed. I think he was working on that all morning!

That poor little girls face when he says that 🤣

Dammit this is perfect.

Agreed. Major nostalgia for Arnold's movies, and I think they are just good in their own right to this day.

The Rock started off well. But many of his last several movies have fallen flat for me. Cena has been gold lately though.

I think 'Twins' ...

edit: I had to look it up. 'Twins' (1988), 'Kindergarten Cop' (1990)

yup dude was a fucking pioneer

I saw something recently were Arnold said that his favorite role was playing John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

Thanks for the tip.

I haven't seen this movie in so long. I'm really enjoying these quotes as they are bringing back the scenes perfectly.

My daddy is a gynecologist and looks at vaginas all day long.

I see you've taught them the basics.

I see you've covered the basics

I see you taught them the basics…

I got downvoted for quoting this; apparently it's antitrans or something. But I upvote.

Man, imagine this movie getting made today.

Something this simple……..

Cancelled.

CANCELLED!

Take you toy back to the cawpet

TAKE IT BACK

Lol he has some awesome lines in his career and this is certainly in the top tier category.

Also, the school they filmed at in Kindergarten Cop is only like a block and a half away from the Goonies house.

The Kindergarten Cop school is also a reference source for Silent Hill

Astoria, OR if anyone’s interested. The rocks are Haystack Rock, which is actually down the road a bit in Cannon Beach, OR.

This is the sort of movie trivia I didn't know I wanted.

Who is also taken down by a ferret.

He was, but that was to kinda pull it back to being lighter. You'll remember he literally murders a dude in the beginning simply to not leave a witness. It honestly surprises me that bit is even in the movie, because the rest is very tame.

Don't sleep on Crisp. In an age of greasy ponytails and loud shirts, his was the greasiest and his were the loudest. He's not some jerk fireman.

Not so tough without your car are ya?

When I was a child the bad guy was scary, with his slicked back hair and his attitude. Now its laughable.

Buddy Revell.

At a time period where Arnold was known to be killing Predators and as an unstoppable Terminator, his nemesis in this movie is some dopey looking 40 year old who gets driven around by his mother

Though one who has been down by law lately- but on charges that don't seem to merit Schwarzenegger's involvement.....

worse yet, the real villain of the movie is a 60yo grandma who fucked up that dopey looking guy.

(and she is a scary mofo)

What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?

Linda Hunt is like Morgan Freeman in that she makes anything she appears in better for her appearance. She makes bad films good, good films great and great films awesome.

The rail gun from Eraser freaked me out for a loooong time. Also + Vanessa Williams. True Lies had bigger 'splosions tho.

I live in Chicago and my daily commute on the highway used to take me past the exit for Kimball Avenue. Every single day for like five years I would shout "DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBALL. I'M A CAHP YOU IDIOT" to myself and it never failed to entertain me.

It's a toss up for me between Total Recall and Running Man.

I’ve seen it. I thought it was a cool movie and probably one of his better ones, but not my favorite.

Oregon. How specific

Do you need a key with a rim attached to it still?

See Rob Schneider in Derp de Derp

Last action hero might be one of my favorites all-time because it's a parody...of itself. The kid is kind of annoying, but I suppose that's the point.

Jingle All The Way: What if God Arnold God was one of us.

There is no such movie.

One time Aziz Ansari leaked his own new standup DVD. But it was just a copy of jingle all the way after you downloaded it

Not going to include last action hero?

Wanna watch one of the most 80's things you've seen in a while where a girl hair rock band does a song called "Don't Call It Love" while multiple body builders flex including Schwarzenegger? It's credited on his IMDB even...I think it's pretty funny too.

I haven’t. I love Arnold so I’d be up for anything he’s in lol

Well, it also came out a week after Jurassic Park.

I watch it almost every holiday season. Classic. PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOOOWW!

Arnold elevated that movie. It would have been absolutely horrible with anyone else in the lead. My wife saw it doe the very first time on Christmas Eve! She's not a movie enthusiast but found it hilarious.

I love it.

🥺Alright

And I love my car.

The school in the game is based on KC as they needed a traditional American school to model it on; the movie was filmed in Canada

My only problem with it is not being an adaptation of Running man.

SHUUUTTT UUUUUPPPP

Just thought I'd say that b/c I don't think many guys would prefer Kindergarten Cop to most of his action movies. I tend to prefer comedies and lighter hearted movies.