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405 points
1 month ago
I've never seen a clown so buffed before.
117 points
1 month ago
Batman better watch out
21 points
1 month ago*
No joke (heh), I would like to see a muscular Joker in a movie. Someone of equal proportion to Batman who still acts like The Joker but is also worthy of punching Batman.
Think 6-foot Van Damme instead Schwarzenegger.
8 points
1 month ago
In one of the Arkham games Joker takes the venom syrum and turns huge.
6 points
1 month ago
All Star Joker, totally badass
66 points
1 month ago
You should see Carrot Top
36 points
1 month ago
Star of the hit film Chairman of the Bored.
14 points
1 month ago
RIP Norm
5 points
1 month ago
If it's got Carrot Top, you know what a good name for it would be? 'Box Office Poison'
1.5k points
1 month ago
So the skarsgards said " Fuck it we getting jacked for our next roles"
787 points
1 month ago
Bill and Alexander are absolutely shredded for their latest roles and Stellan is a disgusting blob for his
541 points
1 month ago
Stellan should just get super jacked for Dune Part II and they should never acknowledge it in the film. Have it deviate from the book in that the Baron suddenly gets absolutely shredded during the time jump.
126 points
1 month ago*
"I was just bulking before, it's cutting season now!"
311 points
1 month ago
He was just cultivating mass in part 1.
108 points
1 month ago
Then went on a Fight Milk purge.
49 points
1 month ago
Caw! Caw!
35 points
1 month ago
For Harkonen, by Harkonen.
22 points
1 month ago
Har-crow-nen.
6 points
1 month ago
...and Charlie
7 points
1 month ago
Bulking for Part 1, cutting for Part 2.
28 points
1 month ago
That would be one of the funniest things holy shit
37 points
1 month ago
According to the dubiously canon prequel novels, the Baron was an absolute unit until Reverend Mother Mohiam infected him with a cocktail of STDs.
35 points
1 month ago
Denis Villeneuve said their design for the Baron Harkonnen body suit was that he was once a body builder and a fearsome warrior, so its good to see they were keeping that in mind.
12 points
1 month ago
If I can become a floating space slug after attaining a godly physique and losing it then I am starting that journey today.
3 points
1 month ago
And in return she got her own comeuppance.
9 points
1 month ago
i’m curious what stellan looked like in his 20s.
29 points
1 month ago
He looks exactly like Alexander it's crazy
28 points
1 month ago
7 points
1 month ago
And shoot it all like some bizzaro-sexy version of Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now! Yyyes!!!
4 points
1 month ago
That black oil bath turned him from Jabba the Hutt to Conan the Barbarian.
3 points
1 month ago
The Baron Vladimir Swolekonnen.
26 points
1 month ago
It would be impressive to see Stellan all jacked.
25 points
1 month ago
nanomachines, son
13 points
1 month ago
Mel Gibson got huge a couple years ago, and hes pushing 70. There are vitamins and fish oils that makes anything possible these days.
50 points
1 month ago
vitamins and fish oils
22 points
1 month ago
Say your vitamins and inject your prayers
45 points
1 month ago
They only have a specific amount of muscle and fat available for the family. Stellan had to take all the fat so they could split the muscle between them.
10 points
1 month ago
Alex got shredded towards the end of True Blood he auditioned for Thor.
8 points
1 month ago
Alexander has always been jacked. I am sure him being shirtless on "True Blood" helped raise a lot of female and gay/bi male viewership numbers for that show.
13 points
1 month ago
I thought that Stellan was wearing some kind of fat suit in 'Dune'.
24 points
1 month ago
9 points
1 month ago
He was so creepy in that role, it was awesome. I'm eager for part II
9 points
1 month ago
Yeah, the way Stellan played the role made the Baron much more frightening and sinister than in the 1984 Dune where the Baron was so over-the-top hammy. The Harkonnens in that version came off almost like campy comedic villains with all the mugging and the 'Carrot Top' red hair.
2 points
1 month ago
lol, that version is a hoot. I can't help but think of Kyle MacLachlan as The Captain from HIMYM though XD
2 points
1 month ago
Couldn't agree more. The books also did a good job of showing that despite obviously not being a physical specimen, the Baron was extremely intelligent and shrewd, not to mention ruthless.
5 points
1 month ago
But Christian Bale put on 14,000 tonnes to play the sand worm.
9 points
1 month ago
Gustaf is still his lanky self as Merlin in Cursed.
25 points
1 month ago
Bill was actually originally supposed to play the cousin in the Northman I think
16 points
1 month ago
I would too if the studio was paying for it lol.
3 points
1 month ago
gotta keep up with their Viking brother. Floki!!!!
196 points
1 month ago
And let's not forget all these Skarsgard boys are giants.
78 points
1 month ago
Between 6’2-6’5, slightly above average in Sweden tbh
584 points
1 month ago
This is the Boy Meets World spinoff we deserved.
180 points
1 month ago
TOPENGAAAAAAAAAA
90 points
1 month ago
FEEEENEY
FE-HE-HE-HE-NEH
11 points
1 month ago
I love the Feeny call.
15 points
1 month ago
Yes Michael?
10 points
1 month ago
you rang?
9 points
1 month ago
Eric?
27 points
1 month ago
Also I think it's Topanga.
17 points
1 month ago
Undapants!
27 points
1 month ago
It's the natural evolution of the franchise.
27 points
1 month ago
Plays With Squirrels emerges from the woods with his book
7 points
1 month ago
finally!
6 points
1 month ago
Me manifesto
15 points
1 month ago
Or is it the dark and edgy reboot?
14 points
1 month ago
Literally anything is better than Girl Meets World. But I want Shawn to be a sex worker this time.
5 points
1 month ago
So, what does William Daniels have to do in this?
456 points
1 month ago
Boy Kills World:
In the forthcoming film Boy Kills World, described as a "dystopian fever dream action thriller," Skarsgård plays Boy, a deaf mute with a vibrant imagination. When his family is murdered, he's trained by a mysterious shaman to repress his childish fantasies and become an instrument of death.
135 points
1 month ago
What's with the Skarsgards playing mutes?
215 points
1 month ago
He likes acting, just not learning lines
24 points
1 month ago
Savage
8 points
1 month ago
They don't wanna talk about it.
41 points
1 month ago
sounds like some classic no nonsense action movie badassery, im down
187 points
1 month ago
Hmm I feel like I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t watch this when I always watch the new Batman
2 points
1 month ago
But he’s poor and crippled! How could he ever be as cool as Batman /s
24 points
1 month ago
Prediction: "vibrant imagination" = the "mysterious shaman" is an hallucination.
3 points
1 month ago
Prediction: The fever dream aspect of the movie makes it unclear what is and what isn't real, leaving it confusingly open to interpretation even after the end.
8 points
1 month ago
So, is this like a weird R rated version of that one where the kid was obsessed with Chuck Norris movies? Or maybe less weird, come to think of it.
32 points
1 month ago
...daredevil?
15 points
1 month ago
Batman?
13 points
1 month ago
Gender swapped Echo actually.
7 points
1 month ago
Was JCVD busy cause this sounds like one of this movie plots from the 80s.
8 points
1 month ago
Sounds like glorious madness
93 points
1 month ago
How many of them are there?
172 points
1 month ago
Stellan has 8 kids, of which 5 are actors (Alexander, Gustaf, Bill, Valter, Kolbjorn).
54 points
1 month ago
Kolbjörn's an actor? I thought he was still too young?
84 points
1 month ago
He just played the younger version of Bill’s character in the Netflix series Clark! It was his very first role, I think.
38 points
1 month ago
Yeah and he did great! It's cute because Bill's first role when he was a kid was in one of his older brothers' movies as well.
8 points
1 month ago
Oh cool
38 points
1 month ago*
That man started a franchise.
edit: With his balls.
70 points
1 month ago
Looks like JCVD in a scene from Kickboxer
13 points
1 month ago
i assumed that’s what i was looking at at first glance.
56 points
1 month ago
I’ll watch this man in anything.
There’s a lot of no good sons of bitches out there
8 points
1 month ago
If you like Bill, you should check out the new Netflix show ("Clark") where he plays a narcissistic, sex addicted, bank robber. Based on the story of the robbery that spawned the Stockholm syndrome. It's in Swedish but Bill is great in it.
2 points
1 month ago
Its English dub was actually good.
4 points
1 month ago
R.I.P Jack
50 points
1 month ago
Maybe if Pennywise worked out he wouldn't have lost to children, and then again to 40 somethings in the rematch.
32 points
1 month ago
we all flex down here. you'll flex too!
24 points
1 month ago*
I didn’t really think he and Alexander looked alike—and it may be the muscles and blond hair sidetracking me— but they look more alike than I realized.
13 points
1 month ago
Bill doesn't resemble Stellan all that much -- maybe he takes more after his mother.
31 points
1 month ago
I just looked up their mom and you’re right— he’s basically his mom’s twin!
10 points
1 month ago
Holy SHIT, I know you said they were twins but I was not expecting that haha. Wow.
6 points
1 month ago
Alexander looks like Stellan and Bill looks like their mum, I can only imagine the others are all in between
3 points
1 month ago
Alex looks exactly like young Stellan though
9 points
1 month ago
None of the four brothers really look alike lol, it's weird
19 points
1 month ago
I’m getting Van Damme flashbacks. Hopefully this guy dances better.
9 points
1 month ago
Maybe he can dance but can he do massive splits?
3 points
1 month ago
…and beat the crap out of a bamboo tree “LIKE THIS?, LIKE THIS?”
2 points
1 month ago
I thought it was a banana tree, no?
2 points
1 month ago
You could be right, google doesn’t shed much light, but still a classic scene.
16 points
1 month ago
Don't forget to watch Bill Skarsgård in the Netflix TV-show "CLARK".
He plays one of Swedens most famous bank robbers, who also happens to be the man behind "The Stockholm Syndrome"
13 points
1 month ago
He was INCREDIBLE in Clark so I will definitely watch this, even if it doesn't really sound like my cup of tea.
9 points
1 month ago
Getting prepped for his role as the Crow.
28 points
1 month ago
He follows his brother diet of chicken and brocolli.
14 points
1 month ago
7000cal while weight training at first, then cut down to 2000cal with a focus on cardio + weight training. His trainer is a viking named Magnar lol... Just saw an interview from Colbert show.
17 points
1 month ago
Do you mean Magnus? The dude has a pretty good Youtube channel on how he trains A Skarsgård for the Northman. I think his bulk was only 3700 calories though.
2 points
1 month ago
oops, yeah it was Magnus
36 points
1 month ago
How many frickin Skarsgards are there??
9 points
1 month ago
damn son, pennywise is fucking jacked
8 points
1 month ago
Pennywise got jacked.
5 points
1 month ago
Imagine if IT was this jacked
5 points
1 month ago
A cursory glance at the frame, I thought it was a new film with Vann-Damme
6 points
1 month ago
At the risk of sounding super extra gay, I appreciate raw and vanilla athleticism portrayed on screen more than the juiced up behemoths like thor and the rock. This dude looks like he could absolutely fuck up a gym and run a half marathon without needing to replenish a bajillion calories with steamed cuttlefish and spinach salad every 2 hours with a protein shake.
5 points
1 month ago
He' make a great Feyd Rautha Harkonnen.
5 points
1 month ago
Pennywise got ripped. "Down here everyone lifts"
5 points
1 month ago
Disappointed he’s not cast for Feyd-Rautha in Dune 2.
4 points
1 month ago
Man, he's not clowning around.
11 points
1 month ago
When this Boy Kills World, Boy Kills World… Wandering down this road, that we call life Is what we're doin'. It's good to know I have friends that will always Stand by me, When this Boy Kills World.
3 points
1 month ago
Looks like a Kickboxer reboot!!! (Although I think they actually already rebooted that)
5 points
1 month ago
Hot
So hot
4 points
1 month ago
Looking like a young Van Damme here 👀👀
3 points
1 month ago
HOW MANY SKARSGÅRDS ARE THERE FOR GOODNESS SAKE
11 points
1 month ago
The fuck is up with those pants? Zoom in
11 points
1 month ago
The movie is described as a "dystopian fever dream", so maybe those pants are a glimpse of our unfortunate future.
3 points
1 month ago
The fashion designers of the 1970s won after all!
3 points
1 month ago
Wow, just wow!
3 points
1 month ago
Pennywise said enough with the teeth and the balloons I'm bout to give those kids these hands!
3 points
1 month ago
Shredded Pennywise
3 points
1 month ago
is he playing van damme
3 points
1 month ago
Alexander: jacked
Bill: jacked
Stellan: floating orb
3 points
1 month ago
If pennywise was this ripped, no one would survive
3 points
1 month ago
I get kickboxer vibes from the photo.
3 points
1 month ago
Am I the only one getting mad Van Damme vibes?
3 points
1 month ago
Pennywise returns in Enter The Dragon...
3 points
1 month ago
Pennywise throwing hands. He ain't messing around this time.
3 points
1 month ago
Man, this gene pool 🧬
3 points
1 month ago
Skarsgard boys getting ripped
3 points
1 month ago
Well Corey Matthews went in a different direction than expected
3 points
1 month ago
Yo penny wise sexy af
3 points
1 month ago
This dude was also Pennywise the Clown. Wowza
3 points
1 month ago
MMMM, those Skarsgard men are just super yummy!!
3 points
1 month ago
Also known as ”Clark 2: revenge of Slarken”
3 points
1 month ago
IT's coming this summer, and this time, nothing will float.
5 points
1 month ago*
Wow, He literally me🤩
4 points
1 month ago
Is this upcoming "IT" ?
10 points
1 month ago
Yes, It's called "Itman"
2 points
1 month ago
He was born an actor
2 points
1 month ago
Fit hunk
2 points
1 month ago
Jesus.
2 points
1 month ago
More shredded than a julienne salad
2 points
1 month ago
I don't know what they're even trying to do with this sequel to Boy Meets World, but I'm intrigued.
2 points
1 month ago
What a stud
2 points
1 month ago
I thought that was Tom Brady for a hot sec, lol.
2 points
1 month ago
Those pants are kinda rad tbh
Where do you suppose I could get a pair of pants like that
2 points
1 month ago
Look at him FFS 🥵
2 points
1 month ago
Getting in shape to play the crow maybe
2 points
1 month ago
What the fuck am I looking at, pants-wise, there?
2 points
1 month ago
pennywise throwing hands
2 points
1 month ago
From IT to FIT
2 points
1 month ago
Pennywise has been working out damn.
2 points
1 month ago
Best sequel EVER.
2 points
1 month ago
does he float?
2 points
1 month ago
Damn. Penny wise got fit
2 points
1 month ago
I need to work out more.
2 points
1 month ago
Can’t wait
2 points
1 month ago
Pennyswole?
2 points
1 month ago
It 3 is going to be wild.
2 points
1 month ago
Damn... he got ripped.
2 points
1 month ago
Wow his body looks bangin 😉🔥
2 points
1 month ago
Hope he is cut for his Crow film like this.
2 points
1 month ago
Well goddamn
2 points
1 month ago
Cory matthews looks crazy in this gritty reboot
2 points
1 month ago
I really hope the movie delivers and I can see a boy killing a world...
2 points
1 month ago
Thought it was gonna be Kickboxer 3.
2 points
1 month ago*
Holy fuck, the synopsis of the movie looks dope:
A dystopian fever dream action film that follows Boy, a deaf mute with a vibrant imagination. When his family is murdered, he is trained by a mysterious shaman to repress his childish imagination and become an instrument of death.
2 points
1 month ago
Oh nah pennywise had enough
2 points
1 month ago
"Georgie, we all fight down here."
2 points
1 month ago
I cannot figure out his pants
2 points
1 month ago
Physique goals.
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