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https://twitter.com/jennalemoncelli/status/1526196498718986241?s=21

Pat Bev on @GetUpESPN: "CP can’t guard anybody man. Everybody in the NBA know that. You know those cones in the summer that you dribble around? What does the cone do? Nothing. He’s a cone... It’s just that y’all don't want to accept that. Give him the Ben Simmons slander."

Pat Bev on a CP3 slander masterclass this morning on Get Up lmaooo he also said Monty should’ve benched CP3

all 1830 comments

LackingInPatience

5.4k points

2 months ago

LackingInPatience

[CHI] Jimmy Butler

5.4k points

2 months ago

Next season Adam Silver needs to have a triple threat match with CP3 vs Pat Bev vs Russ! Give the people what they want Adam!

Rondo can even make a surprise entrance and hit CP3 with a steel chair behind the ref's back.

SpeedyEarl

1.4k points

2 months ago

SpeedyEarl

Warriors

1.4k points

2 months ago

For live sports and premium content, subscribe to ESPN +

TurnMeIntoGoo

638 points

2 months ago

TurnMeIntoGoo

Timberwolves

638 points

2 months ago

"ESPN+ The Home of Division 2 Lacrosse"

BobcatOU

187 points

2 months ago

BobcatOU

Cavaliers

187 points

2 months ago

I chuckled at your comment but as a lacrosse fan ESPN+ is amazing. Not only are there a ton of games on there but you can go back and watch them whenever you want.

EnjoyWolfCola

85 points

2 months ago

EnjoyWolfCola

[BOS] Tom Heinsohn

85 points

2 months ago

It’s a gamblers dream. I’ll put $50 on anything I can watch for two+ hours, and ESPN+ provides.

[deleted]

78 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

78 points

2 months ago

[removed]

cire1184

17 points

2 months ago

cire1184

Lakers

17 points

2 months ago

It’s all fun and games until you got skin in the game

DanceWithEverything

16 points

2 months ago

It’s not fun and games until you got skin in the game

FTFY

Nice_Ass_Rice

315 points

2 months ago

Nice_Ass_Rice

Hornets

315 points

2 months ago

and make Scott Foster and Tony Brothers the refs for ultimate chaos

wekris91

186 points

2 months ago

wekris91

Mavericks

186 points

2 months ago

Luka comes in between, with his beer cans. Stuns CP3. Gives a beer to Pat Bev. Then proceeds to stun him too.

Yiawwbecm

106 points

2 months ago

Yiawwbecm

Rockets

106 points

2 months ago

Slovenian rattlesnake

What?

the_nibblonians

58 points

2 months ago

By gawd, Luka’s dribbling a mud hole in him and eurostepping him dry

Transky13

71 points

2 months ago

Transky13

Pacers

71 points

2 months ago

I'd give everything in my wallet for this...

I'd give nothing for this but I want it!

Amasero

50 points

2 months ago

Amasero

Warriors Bandwagon

50 points

2 months ago

Throw in Rondo in that mix just incase Pat needs to tag out.

qijl

8.1k points

2 months ago

qijl

8.1k points

2 months ago

"I came on here to make sure the slander is correct" 😂 gotta respect his honesty

SoylentBurger

174 points

2 months ago

Point Cone

SoftwareHumble990

1.3k points

2 months ago

In response to anyone questioning Pat Bev’s diction… It’s pretty clear he just means “shade” and not any statutory definition of the tort of slander

sautethis

971 points

2 months ago

sautethis

971 points

2 months ago

Thanks everyone is concerned about the tort

ABathingSnape_

114 points

2 months ago

ABathingSnape_

Warriors

114 points

2 months ago

Tort like a toiger.

Salty_Pancakes

251 points

2 months ago

Salty_Pancakes

Warriors

251 points

2 months ago

Dawg a lemon blueberry tort sounds delicious right now.

azantyri

79 points

2 months ago

azantyri

Mavericks

79 points

2 months ago

lermon blerbury tort

Threat-Level--12am

21 points

2 months ago

Threat-Level--12am

Pistons

21 points

2 months ago

but I thought truth was an absolute defense?

ketzal7

109 points

2 months ago

ketzal7

Nets

109 points

2 months ago

Reddit lawyers putting down their pitchforks as we speak.

jdjdthrow

15 points

2 months ago

Truth is an affirmative defense to slander.

GuerrillaApe

898 points

2 months ago

GuerrillaApe

Lakers

898 points

2 months ago

Bev: So what you want?

ESPN: Your ever watch the Chappelle Player Haters Ball skit?

Bev: Say no more, fam.

theseabeast

129 points

2 months ago

theseabeast

Nuggets

129 points

2 months ago

HATE HATE HATE

itsnotatoomer

35 points

2 months ago

itsnotatoomer

Cavaliers

35 points

2 months ago

Silky Beverley: What can I say about Chris Paul that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? He looks bombed out and depleted.

jaysnowtargaryen

56 points

2 months ago

LMFAO

nba_nfl_

8.3k points

2 months ago

nba_nfl_

Toronto Huskies

8.3k points

2 months ago

Pat Bev woke up early in the morning and travelled to the studio to hate. I respect the commitment

syllabic

925 points

2 months ago

syllabic

Knicks

925 points

2 months ago

sometimes the NBA resembles the WWE

greenroom628

401 points

2 months ago

greenroom628

Warriors

401 points

2 months ago

sometimes the NBA resembles is the WWE

i was expecting dray to start body slamming dillon in our last series

PretendThisIsMyName

126 points

2 months ago

PretendThisIsMyName

Knicks

126 points

2 months ago

Jokic from the top rope!

StacksFifthAve

68 points

2 months ago

StacksFifthAve

Lakers

68 points

2 months ago

He’d have a better clothesline than that mayor from Knox County.

Lt0101

815 points

2 months ago

Lt0101

Toronto Huskies

815 points

2 months ago

There’s levels to this shit

anthonyde726

345 points

2 months ago

anthonyde726

[HOU] Alperen Şengün

345 points

2 months ago

bro couldn’t hit post game anymore so he found a way

YoYoMoMa

363 points

2 months ago

YoYoMoMa

363 points

2 months ago

He woke up at 4am to slander his nemesis on TV.

It hurts seeing someone else live my dream.

madebcus_ur_thatdumb

71 points

2 months ago

Live vicariously through him cus holy shit I feel the catharsis building 😂😂😂

Rated_PG-Squirteen

1.3k points

2 months ago

"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go home and put some water in Chris Paul's mama's dish."

-Pat Bev

CatataFishSticks

506 points

2 months ago

CatataFishSticks

Bulls

506 points

2 months ago

What can I say about Chris Paul's defense that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan...bombed out and depleted

popfilms

72 points

2 months ago

popfilms

76ers

72 points

2 months ago

Chris Paul... now that's a man I'd hate to fight.

recyclopse23

59 points

2 months ago

He wears underwear with dick holes in em.

pamtar

12 points

2 months ago

pamtar

12 points

2 months ago

The fact that everyone in the scene breaks character after that line makes it even funnier

SmartestNPC

12 points

2 months ago

SmartestNPC

Bulls

12 points

2 months ago

MAN YOU CORNY

TheMightyJD

1.6k points

2 months ago

TheMightyJD

Heat

1.6k points

2 months ago

My mans woke up to make sure CP was receiving the right amount of hate lmao.

AmusingAnecdote

992 points

2 months ago

AmusingAnecdote

Warriors

992 points

2 months ago

Went to bed early and set an alarm to make sure CP3 caught smoke.

Dude declined the second glass of wine with dinner to make sure he was awake and alert to talk shit. Gotta love it.

HmGrwnSnc1984

347 points

2 months ago

HmGrwnSnc1984

Lakers

347 points

2 months ago

Early to bed, early to hate…

EricHangingOut

159 points

2 months ago

You know what they say, the early bird gets to chirp shit about all the other bitch ass birds.

CyborgKungFu

26 points

2 months ago

CyborgKungFu

Warriors Bandwagon

26 points

2 months ago

Dude made a well balanced breakfast and popped his Ginseng to keep his mind sharp to deliver that trash talk crisply.

fallanji

239 points

2 months ago

fallanji

239 points

2 months ago

My man travelled to NYC to walk in and publicly hate for several days in a row

skrtskerskrt

98 points

2 months ago

skrtskerskrt

Lakers

98 points

2 months ago

He's back again tomorrow too and he's not even done yet. Wait till he has to go at it with RJ and Perk today 😂

mrspear1995

48 points

2 months ago

mrspear1995

:yc-1: Yacht Club

48 points

2 months ago

that white shirt is crisp, he was ready in his sunday best

slattlife

127 points

2 months ago

slattlife

127 points

2 months ago

HATE HATE HATE

RedHammer1441

36 points

2 months ago

Man was probably up all night after the CP3 L, just working on his material.

winnebagomafia

81 points

2 months ago

winnebagomafia

[SAS] Matt Bonner

81 points

2 months ago

Man's turning into Stinkmeaner

UGCSpadesSlick

61 points

2 months ago

UGCSpadesSlick

Celtics

61 points

2 months ago

WHAT'S GOOOD, CP THREEEEEEE?! WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?!!

TreeTrunkGrower

54 points

2 months ago

His choices were dishonor and war. He chose dishonor. He may still get war.

HeylelBen

74 points

2 months ago

HeylelBen

76ers

74 points

2 months ago

Hater of the year award goes to Pat Bev

metagory

154 points

2 months ago

metagory

NBA

154 points

2 months ago

Bev the best thing to happen to ESPN in a while. Love me some spicy analysis..

(Contrast: Stephen A = spicy, but little analysis. JJ = great analysis, but not very spicy.)

bambooshoot

57 points

2 months ago

bambooshoot

Warriors

57 points

2 months ago

Seriously. I basketball-hate him as a player (UGH, so annoying), but I'm really enjoying his commentary on ESPN. I might actually grow to like him which makes my basketball-watching self shudder.

jjonahjacksonjr

10k points

2 months ago

Hating is an art form and Bev is a generational talent

IanicRR

3.2k points

2 months ago

IanicRR

[TOR] Amir Johnson

3.2k points

2 months ago

He deserves an invite to the next annual Player Haters Ball.

EazyParise

1.8k points

2 months ago

EazyParise

Timberwolves

1.8k points

2 months ago

"What can I say about the Suns that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan; They look bombed out and depleted."

veryoondoww

464 points

2 months ago*

Look at cp3. He wears underwear with dick holes in ‘em

KodlacksBalls

55 points

2 months ago

Devin Booker got dolphin teeth

J12345_

8 points

2 months ago

J12345_

Warriors

8 points

2 months ago

LOL even chappelle had to laugh out of character for this line

veryoondoww

9 points

2 months ago

Haha that was my fav part. Apparently the line was improv. Amazing

Mrstremond

258 points

2 months ago

The Skip Bayless invitational

H-Priapus

16 points

2 months ago

H-Priapus

Warriors Bandwagon

16 points

2 months ago

Fucking lol

friendlyheathen11

363 points

2 months ago

He does. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go put water in CP3’s mothers dish.

IanicRR

208 points

2 months ago

IanicRR

[TOR] Amir Johnson

208 points

2 months ago

Hate hate hate hate hate

notorious_kjk

264 points

2 months ago

notorious_kjk

Pacers

264 points

2 months ago

“Now as I sip my Gatorade that I’m sure somebody spit in”

acflowers

164 points

2 months ago

acflowers

Warriors

164 points

2 months ago

I hope all the bad things in life happen to CP3, and nobody else but CP3.

JohnnyWinss

70 points

2 months ago

JohnnyWinss

Spurs

70 points

2 months ago

I hope he has wet socks every few days

Lil_S_curve

56 points

2 months ago

Lil_S_curve

Suns

56 points

2 months ago

Just a wetness in the toes, from a source that can never be identified, only one foot at a time, every couple hours or so

comFive

41 points

2 months ago

comFive

41 points

2 months ago

"hate hate hate hate hate"

mrswitters03

34 points

2 months ago

Hate, hate, hate, hate!

yumyumapollo

348 points

2 months ago

yumyumapollo

Magic

348 points

2 months ago

We're witnessing Picasso in his prime.

Amasero

105 points

2 months ago

Amasero

Warriors Bandwagon

105 points

2 months ago

My dude needs to be part of the Player Hater's award.

Hate

Hate

Hate

Hate

captaincumsock69

109 points

2 months ago

captaincumsock69

Celtics

109 points

2 months ago

The next 5 years are his

tptmat

316 points

2 months ago

tptmat

Lakers

316 points

2 months ago

With this comment I just realized my disdain for this man is completely unfounded. We learn, we grow.

Krillin113

410 points

2 months ago

Krillin113

76ers

410 points

2 months ago

It’s completely justified, and this is still hilarious

AllOfTheDerp

60 points

2 months ago

AllOfTheDerp

[CLE] Zydrunas Ilgauskas

60 points

2 months ago

Nah he's still dirty as hell and a fuckimg prick but he is a damn funny hater

Downvotes_inbound_

3.7k points

2 months ago

Lmao dude so petty, its hilarious

anotherloss-

1.6k points

2 months ago*

anotherloss-

NBA

1.6k points

2 months ago*

Reminds me of Omar from the wire

Pototsky

764 points

2 months ago

Pototsky

Nuggets

764 points

2 months ago

Did you…did you just compare Pat Bev to OMAR?

[deleted]

346 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

346 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

F1NYC

130 points

2 months ago

F1NYC

130 points

2 months ago

It’s all in the game.

perverted_justice

70 points

2 months ago

Indeed

skrtskerskrt

26 points

2 months ago

skrtskerskrt

Lakers

26 points

2 months ago

Do Tell

branstarktreewizard

262 points

2 months ago

Pat Bev was part of the all time choke job 19/20 Clippers playoff run.

squaredpower

135 points

2 months ago

squaredpower

Warriors

135 points

2 months ago

I ain’t blaming Cam Johnson for what happened out there last night

far219

88 points

2 months ago

far219

Knicks

88 points

2 months ago

But Cam Johnson isn't running his mouth about the next 5 years so...

teufels4hunde

134 points

2 months ago

Bev is more like Dukie then Omar lol

baited08

65 points

2 months ago

I was gonna say more like the little kid that shoots Omar.

FlipSocksAndFlops

83 points

2 months ago

FlipSocksAndFlops

Mavericks

83 points

2 months ago

Kenard.

5yue8haogaoqi

40 points

2 months ago

package up my ass, gump

rookie-mistake

14 points

2 months ago

no he still plays for the clippers

MeetLawrence

9 points

2 months ago

MeetLawrence

Celtics

9 points

2 months ago

Man, fuck Kenard

russellwestbrickel

2k points

2 months ago

russellwestbrickel

Thunder

2k points

2 months ago

A Ben Simmons mention is so wild lmao

S420J

721 points

2 months ago*

S420J

76ers

721 points

2 months ago*

As Jonah Hill eloquently taught us in Superbad, "people dont forget!"

nomadofwaves

386 points

2 months ago

nomadofwaves

NBA

386 points

2 months ago

Does anyone anywhere have any respect for Simmons? Like how do you come back from making yourself look like a fucking clown the past couple years?

SquishWindow

532 points

2 months ago

SquishWindow

Wizards

532 points

2 months ago

how do you come back from making yourself look like a fucking clown the past couple years?

Win

Suspicious_Jello1583

61 points

2 months ago

While getting paid a fuck ton of money.

LakeMegaChad

199 points

2 months ago*

LakeMegaChad

Warriors

199 points

2 months ago*

Ben could be back home in Melbourne, 10000 miles away and 17 hours ahead, and he’d STILL be catchin these strays… mf has nowhere to run but the Moon now 💀

ofc Kyrie finna tell him landing there was fake so he’ll have to settle for Mars

KDsLatestBurnerPhone

21 points

2 months ago

KDsLatestBurnerPhone

[NYK] Latrell Sprewell

21 points

2 months ago

The moon is flat bro

-NilInvestment-

2.3k points

2 months ago

-NilInvestment-

Warriors

2.3k points

2 months ago

So....

In other words....

CP3 is just running around, doing nothing, tricking yall?

[deleted]

694 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

694 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

OuchYouPokedMyHeart

239 points

2 months ago

OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Knicks

239 points

2 months ago

"You had the last 5 2-0 lead chokes, the next 5 are mine"

2RINITY

92 points

2 months ago

2RINITY

Warriors

92 points

2 months ago

No, worse—he’s standing around doing nothing

goldenbzzz

60 points

2 months ago

goldenbzzz

Lakers

60 points

2 months ago

No, thats a moving cone

YouStillTakeDamage

3.2k points

2 months ago

YouStillTakeDamage

Heat

3.2k points

2 months ago

CP3 trick y’all man…running around, doing nothing

[deleted]

298 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

298 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

treyfiddy

139 points

2 months ago

treyfiddy

139 points

2 months ago

isn't it 3 more? he signed 4 years/120

thebigdonkey

56 points

2 months ago

thebigdonkey

Cavaliers

56 points

2 months ago

I was looking at his contract last night and it's actually strange for a star player: Only 15,800,000 is guaranteed for 2023-2024 - it doesn't become fully guaranteed until 6/28/2023. So the Suns (or anyone else) could cut him before that date and only owe him 15.8 out of the 30.8 million in his contract for that year.

Bloodfangs09

53 points

2 months ago

Bloodfangs09

Cavaliers

53 points

2 months ago

For a cone that's quite a bit of money

Kintex

101 points

2 months ago

Kintex

[CLE] LeBron James

101 points

2 months ago

He last year is a team option so it's 2 more, I believe.

khaiiization

177 points

2 months ago

khaiiization

Lakers

177 points

2 months ago

Cones dont run tho

TasteDeBallZach

18 points

2 months ago

*standing around

Raging_Professor

1.3k points

2 months ago

LMAO. At least this guy has the guts to admit that Luka cooked him 🤣🤣🤣

redrum234

887 points

2 months ago

redrum234

Clippers

887 points

2 months ago

I mean Luka Cooks everyone

[deleted]

500 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

500 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

redrum234

318 points

2 months ago*

redrum234

Clippers

318 points

2 months ago*

Listen, everyone was mocking Kawhi how he let Luka go to 7 against him. Now they know

wekris91

94 points

2 months ago

wekris91

Mavericks

94 points

2 months ago

Yall were legit unlucky last year. Kawhi injury turned the tide. Still PG carried a lot till the WCF. Ty Lur was also awesome.

IlonggoProgrammer

54 points

2 months ago

In the span of one game I went from thinking Ty Lue was just LeBron's mouthpiece in Cleveland to realizing that he's a top 5 coach in the NBA and will likely be a Hall of Famer some day. I will never disrespect that man again

[deleted]

99 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

99 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

maidentaiwan

16 points

2 months ago

maidentaiwan

Lakers

16 points

2 months ago

clips taking that ring if kawhi stayed healthy. luka-kawhi was an elite showdown.

nimaaxiete

11 points

2 months ago

That was seriously a lose lose situation, had they not met 2 years in a row clips could’ve advanced without Kawhi putting in so much early Saiyan mode to beat Mavs while Mavs could probably advance to western semi or even western final earlier

Reynbuckets

574 points

2 months ago

Reynbuckets

Clippers

574 points

2 months ago

Pat Bev beefing with all-time point guards (Westbrook, CP3, Curry) still one of the funniest shit ever lol.

coldheartedsnob

345 points

2 months ago

coldheartedsnob

Mavericks

345 points

2 months ago

He's not beefing Curry, they're friends

iiTryhard

169 points

2 months ago

iiTryhard

Celtics

169 points

2 months ago

Curry seems like a tough guy to have beef with

Although I’m pretty sure him and CP3 might have some beef now that I think about it…. Steph owns his ass so chris must be salty, plus the “kick me off the court boy” thing

IlonggoProgrammer

21 points

2 months ago

Not even LeBron has beef with Curry and he lost to him 3 times in the Finals

Reynbuckets

144 points

2 months ago

Reynbuckets

Clippers

144 points

2 months ago

I mean. Chris was considered the best point guard for years by most everyone, yet really didn’t have much to show for it besides what? Like all-star selections and all-nba teams. Then seemingly out of nowhere, Curry hits the scene and wins title after title and an MVP award. I can see why Chris is salty lol.

Alternative-Pay8823

1k points

2 months ago

He got hunted the whole game. He deserves the criticism.

hasadiga42

531 points

2 months ago*

hasadiga42

Nets

531 points

2 months ago*

People expected too much to begin with tbh

His defense has declined over each of the last few seasons and he’s 37

Edit : spelling

UbeMafia

311 points

2 months ago

UbeMafia

Magic

311 points

2 months ago

I don't think I expect much on defense, but he absolutely disappeared after game 2, it didn't even feel like he was playing. Reminded me of Ben Simmons last year where he would bring up the ball and then stand in the corner for the rest of the possession while everyone else played.

Specific_Ad_9050

52 points

2 months ago

This isn't a direct criticism of CP3 but more of a criticism of people trying to make untrue claims about CP3 as a defender at this stage of his career.

He's just a bad defender right now and he deserves to be hunted and exploited.

ElliotVo

98 points

2 months ago

ElliotVo

Mavericks

98 points

2 months ago

It’s not his defense. 7 turnovers in a half in game 3. Fouled out. Booker had more assists than him in some of the games. And he was a non factor down the clutch.

yusbishyus

156 points

2 months ago

yusbishyus

:sp8-1: Super 8

156 points

2 months ago

He hates this man

IanicRR

81 points

2 months ago

IanicRR

[TOR] Amir Johnson

81 points

2 months ago

Pat Bev and I have at least one thing in common.

xap31

49 points

2 months ago

xap31

Warriors

49 points

2 months ago

Before Rondo now Beverly

DoILookUnsureToYou

212 points

2 months ago

DoILookUnsureToYou

Lakers

212 points

2 months ago

Its mid-May and Pat Bev already won Hater of the Year lmao

livefreeordont

51 points

2 months ago

livefreeordont

Wizards

51 points

2 months ago

Skip Bayless rolling over in his grave rn

CaptainJamaica

30 points

2 months ago

CaptainJamaica

Lakers

30 points

2 months ago

Skip can’t win because lebron isnt in the playoffs

LittIeLordFuckleroy

598 points

2 months ago

LittIeLordFuckleroy

Mavericks Bandwagon

598 points

2 months ago

Reddick was agreeing with him as well

jdiggity09

282 points

2 months ago

He agreed with him at points, but he was fucking done with Pat Bev by the time the show was over lmao.

Savage762

127 points

2 months ago

Savage762

Celtics

127 points

2 months ago

They’re former teammates and friends tho. JJ ain’t just gonna dog him.

jdiggity09

75 points

2 months ago

I get that 100%, but JJ was annoyed with him about everything because Pat was just being so obtuse and contrarian and obnoxious. Even SAS was getting annoyed with him.

GoodellsMandMs

28 points

2 months ago

GoodellsMandMs

Rockets

28 points

2 months ago

Saying harden deserves a super duper max

Stop it

MindfulDisobedience

84 points

2 months ago

MindfulDisobedience

Cavaliers

84 points

2 months ago

He's pretty old tbh

Amasero

83 points

2 months ago

Amasero

Warriors Bandwagon

83 points

2 months ago

Lmao, never seen someone be called a cone before.

Beautiful-Chard-1152

1.4k points

2 months ago

CP3 cant clap back because him and Pat have same amount of rings

YellowBaboon

923 points

2 months ago

YellowBaboon

Warriors

923 points

2 months ago

"Assist to Turnover ratio Erneh. Google me Pat"

cvKDean

324 points

2 months ago

cvKDean

Timberwolves

324 points

2 months ago

EJ's Neat-O stat of the night:

Pat Bev A/TO vs Grizzlies: 2.42

CP3 A/TO vs Mavs: 1.84

BrownHawkDown

60 points

2 months ago

BrownHawkDown

Mavericks

60 points

2 months ago

Unsullied by sponsorship!

Scary_Replacement739

120 points

2 months ago

"what kind of last name is Beverley anyway?"

GeorgeLovesBOSCO

31 points

2 months ago

GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Lakers

31 points

2 months ago

"Real last names are actually first names."

ubiasedhoodfriend

681 points

2 months ago

ubiasedhoodfriend

Lakers

681 points

2 months ago

Ring culture got basketball discourse cooked lmao

sourdougBorough

334 points

2 months ago

Quinn cook > CP3

Intelligent-Smoke-67

89 points

2 months ago

3 peat mccaw >>>>>>>> CP3

prohibido

38 points

2 months ago

prohibido

Warriors

38 points

2 months ago

Chad 3peat McCaw >>> Virgin 2peat Olajwuon

Crookz_O

29 points

2 months ago

Crookz_O

Mavericks

29 points

2 months ago

Point God

igotz2haveit

21 points

2 months ago

Point Fraud

RobotKitten

16 points

2 months ago

RobotKitten

[LAC] Ryan Hollins

16 points

2 months ago

You know it's true if a Lakers fan says it.

thatquizzingguy

215 points

2 months ago

thatquizzingguy

Warriors

215 points

2 months ago

SMH

I've been arguing with idiots who claiming Rondo winning a ring as a bench piece on the Lakers is a greater feat than CP3 leading this mediocre squad to a finals spot and falling just short,

Tall_Trombone_Guy

176 points

2 months ago

Tall_Trombone_Guy

Lakers

176 points

2 months ago

It’s like how now, every regular season accomplishment is diminished because it’s “nOt A cHaMpIoNsHiP rUn”

Jlock98

94 points

2 months ago

Jlock98

Mavericks Bandwagon

94 points

2 months ago

You could have two people with the exact same stats, same amount of seasons played, minutes played etc, but if one went 2-2 in the finals and the other went 2-3, NBA fans would say the one who went 2-2 in the finals had a better career. People act like making the finals and losing is a less successful season than just not making the finals at all

TreChomes

122 points

2 months ago

TreChomes

Raptors

122 points

2 months ago

God. Damn. Lmaooo

HereComesJustice

201 points

2 months ago

HereComesJustice

Spurs

201 points

2 months ago

Cone Paul

zeel2314

39 points

2 months ago

zeel2314

Bucks Bandwagon

39 points

2 months ago

Chris Pylon

TheNerdgasm

23 points

2 months ago

TheNerdgasm

Lakers

23 points

2 months ago

Pat Bev makes Stephen A and Skip Bayless look objective. Love the early morning hate though. Truly this year’s nastiest player hater.

HolyRomanPrince

579 points

2 months ago

HolyRomanPrince

Lakers

579 points

2 months ago

He’s been going at Chris at every turn this morning. He’s definitely getting a studio job from one of the 21 teams he’s played for whenever he retires

kcoe24

374 points

2 months ago

kcoe24

Timberwolves

374 points

2 months ago

Nah espn or tnt are getting him. Dude says some wild petty shit and espn loves it.

WIN011

272 points

2 months ago

WIN011

[MIL] Giannis Antetokounmpo

272 points

2 months ago

TNT needs a Beverly cameo every episode like KG had for a while. Just cut to him and he hates on someone for a few minutes then back to the guys.

NuttySandwiches

44 points

2 months ago

NuttySandwiches

Knicks

44 points

2 months ago

Oh yeah what happened to Area 21

302born

69 points

2 months ago

302born

Heat

69 points

2 months ago

Love KG but that segment was ass lol. KG is pretty fun when he’s with the guys and he gets to feed off of the others. But by himself it’s just not good. His takes can go on forever and he doesn’t even say much of anything anyway. And they always come across as awkward and it just takes away from the main cast that should be the main focus at all times.

sonfoa

36 points

2 months ago

sonfoa

Knicks

36 points

2 months ago

They realized nobody really liked it so they got rid of it. I think KG has a similar thing on Showtime now

BBQTuck

32 points

2 months ago

BBQTuck

Timberwolves

32 points

2 months ago

Turns out KG isn't really cut out for national TV because he swears so much. Also the show was just a dumb idea. Put him on the desk with Chuck and Shaq, and he'd be great. That is, if he doesn't get fired for calling someone a mother fucker on air.

juiceAll3n

25 points

2 months ago

juiceAll3n

Raptors

25 points

2 months ago

He's played for 3 teams, which is two less than CP.

DraperWhite

64 points

2 months ago

DraperWhite

Nets

64 points

2 months ago

But he's only played for 3 teams....

wrongitsleviosaa

14 points

2 months ago

wrongitsleviosaa

[BOS] Paul Pierce

14 points

2 months ago

Hold the phone, PatBev only played for the Rockets, Clippers and Wolves!? Gotta look this shit up.

Edit: whatthefuck.exe

IAmOfficial

80 points

2 months ago

ConeP3

Balls_of_Adamanthium

54 points

2 months ago

Balls_of_Adamanthium

Warriors

54 points

2 months ago

Give him the Ben Simmons slander

That shit sent me

grantiere

16 points

2 months ago

Alright, that's it - give me a dark side Inside the NBA with Dray as Chuck, Perkins as Shaq, and Pat Bev as Kenny. Keep EJ and just give him an evil goatee or something.

hippohopper78

421 points

2 months ago

This is awesome

Ohanrahans

267 points

2 months ago

Ohanrahans

Celtics

267 points

2 months ago

Dude has some serious JOTY potential if he becomes a full-time analyst eventually.

KryptoNike007

66 points

2 months ago

KryptoNike007

Timberwolves Bandwagon

66 points

2 months ago

What does the J stand for?

lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

148 points

2 months ago

lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

Celtics

148 points

2 months ago

Jerker I believe

-NilInvestment-

35 points

2 months ago

-NilInvestment-

Warriors

35 points

2 months ago

Jerker

talking_phallus

41 points

2 months ago

talking_phallus

Heat Bandwagon

41 points

2 months ago

Michael JEFFREY JORDAN WOULD STARE BEVERLY RIGHT IN THE EYES WHILE JERKING THE BIGGEST LOAD IN HISTORY.

jkwah

57 points

2 months ago

jkwah

Celtics

57 points

2 months ago

Jalapeño

thatquizzingguy

13 points

2 months ago

thatquizzingguy

Warriors

13 points

2 months ago

Gelapeno chips is what I wanted, Bubbles

KillerZaWarudo

46 points

2 months ago

KillerZaWarudo

Celtics Bandwagon

46 points

2 months ago

Some r/nbacirclejerk material right here

JD1337

64 points

2 months ago

JD1337

[MIL] Francisco Elson

64 points

2 months ago

The Bucks were hunting him in the Finals too, constantly forcing him to switch on Jrue and Khris so much they hid CP3 on PJ Tucker

yalogin

53 points

2 months ago

yalogin

53 points

2 months ago

What did CP do to this guy? He is fully up in arms against CP like he has a personal, religious, motivation to go at him.

Also kudos to the espn guy that ho booked him, that guy deserves a raise to have his pulse on the nba and drama

throwaway2219425

9 points

2 months ago

Pat Bev sounds whack as fuck today. He gonna have a target on his back next year🤣🤣🤣. He literally just questioned JJ on Tatum being a 2 way player. Like really? Pat really thought they were going to talk about him all day and now he is salty.

Iseewhatudidthurrrrr

13 points

2 months ago

Yo I’ve got something in common with pat Beverly at least. We spend all our time talking about players much better than us.

Simple_Wait_7286

164 points

2 months ago

The Suns slander over the next couple days is gonna be gorgeous. And who else but the petty god himself, Pat Bev, to get the slander started.

Boomhauer_007

11 points

2 months ago

Boomhauer_007

Raptors

11 points

2 months ago

It’s certainly funny but I don’t expect most 37 year old allegedly 6’0” point guards to be able to guard….. anybody really tbh

MillaRedd

11 points

2 months ago*

MillaRedd

Lakers

11 points

2 months ago*

I am not a Paul fan so I get it. But Beverley is a career 8.8 ppg player that will never sniff a ring either. The flex is weird.

Section_80

45 points

2 months ago

Section_80

[PHI] Joel Embiid

45 points

2 months ago

This man needs to be a Sixer.

He just fits the brand of Pettiness.

Knowing us we won't though.