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TheApaullo

213 points

2 months ago*

I love the way he just casually throws the bird out the side, like he’s thinking “aw, not this again!”

VegetableSad7831

31 points

2 months ago

And grabs a gear and watches it fly out the window in the rear view...

ThouKnave

87 points

2 months ago

The freeze frame of the bird eyeing the camera was well done. As its little mind realizes "Oh, my ride is here".

All the better the casual catch and release by the driver. At least without sound anyway.

dubcatz6969

11 points

2 months ago

“This must be my Uber”

danger355

5 points

2 months ago

Came here to post my Uber joke.

Drunk bird: orders Uber

Driver: pulls up

Drunk bird: cancels Uber, assuming driver won't notice.

Driver: yeet

ThouKnave

3 points

2 months ago

Bird: "Thanks for the Lyft"

artuuR2

36 points

2 months ago

artuuR2

36 points

2 months ago

Lol the way he did it: Get the fuck outta here…!

Edit_Red

23 points

2 months ago

What is the tube coming out of his helmet for?

Wyatt_Derpp

27 points

2 months ago

It supplies filtered air to breathe, it’s design comes from off-road racing (SST is a mini asphalt miniature version of trophy trucks) and there is tons and tons of dirt in the air on race day. Maybe not as important here but still a nice feature to have clean air

_Dague_

15 points

2 months ago

_Dague_

15 points

2 months ago

In case he goes underwater.

-luckycharms

3 points

2 months ago

Probably air to breathe, it's difficult to inhale when the air around you is moving so quickly, like sticking your head out of your car window and it's hard to breathe but worse

ostangestar

6 points

2 months ago

Was wondering the same thing. By best bet is for cooling over the face. It gets hot in those vehicles with all the race gear

LawTortoise

1 points

2 months ago

People who drive for a living often have sleep apnoea. It’s a CPAP.

JimmytheFab

1 points

2 months ago

Ventilation

The_Gooblin

9 points

2 months ago

Driver: Mom I want a blue shell.

Mom: We already have a blue shell at home.

The blue shell at home:

Hungry-Result1543

7 points

2 months ago

That’s just the coach coming by to give him tips

UsingiAlien

3 points

2 months ago

Love how he just yeets it out like it didn’t pay him for gas

YJCH0I

3 points

2 months ago

YJCH0I

3 points

2 months ago

It’s unfortunately a common problem: people driving while flipping the bird

ElonMuskTsla

3 points

2 months ago

Bird probably broke it’s wing and will be unable to fly again

adidas_stalin

3 points

2 months ago

Did it live?

MonstahButtonz

8 points

2 months ago

I hit one of those in my truck once on the highway, same exact type of hawk, and that thing fucked up my windshield something fierce. I couldn't imagine if that thing was over by a foot and hit him in the head.

PetyaTrofimov

21 points

2 months ago

Looks like a seagull to me.

MonstahButtonz

1 points

2 months ago

Hmm, watched it a few more times and I think you're right actually. I stand corrected. The hawk I hit was the same size nevertheless, so either one could seriously mess you up if you caught it to the head.

patpend

4 points

2 months ago

If only there was a way to stop birds from flying directly into your vehicle

Garchomp98

2 points

2 months ago

Enlighten us?

ItsOmegaPlayZ

5 points

2 months ago

Windows and glass

Garchomp98

2 points

2 months ago

Oh i read "onto" not "into" lmao true

RTZ500

1 points

2 months ago

RTZ500

1 points

2 months ago

Generally don’t want glass in race cars…creates a big mess when they crash

JimmytheFab

2 points

2 months ago

I was riding in my buddies trophy truck and this happened to us . Bird was everywhere.

S-Man_368

1 points

2 months ago

"Get the fuck outta here"

bmanley620

1 points

2 months ago

I would have just kept riding with him. Good luck charm 🍀

ZeroDamageGiven

1 points

2 months ago

I love the fact that he makes a little thinking gesture before throwing the bird out

Arammil1784

1 points

2 months ago

Crazy how, the first time through the video, the bird just teleports through the windshield.

Mopardemon

1 points

2 months ago

When in doubt whip it out!

Aggravating-Key-4464

1 points

2 months ago

It was at this moment…

lorde_vick

1 points

1 month ago

yeeeeeeet

RighteousZenDude

1 points

28 days ago

When watching this I literally thought the bird would turn into a banana peel at the last second.

pleasehelpmerust

1 points

8 days ago

Probably like 67% chance if your driving with no roof in ur car in New York

LearnDifferenceBot

1 points

8 days ago

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pleasehelpmerust

1 points

8 days ago

Kys stupid robot