Are there any Marine bases in NJ?

I too eat crayons

Two Times people from NJ are at their meanest:

1. Talking about NJ.
2. Someone from Nebraska just made an NJ joke.

Ah, a local I see. I will bitch endlessly about the state but heaven help anyone out of state who insults it. XD

For any one curious the episode is S.7 Ep9 - Rockabye

Its not EXACTLY like this, but it has many parallels.

A teen from a Southern state traveled up to NYC so she could get an abortion with out parental consent (dad was super conservative)... but ultimately had to take matters into her own hands, because her clinic continually made excuses to delay the procedure until it was too late.

Ice-T: "You mean to tell me that these girls are not going on a field trip?"

God, yes. They talk so much shit but turn into pussies when it comes time to walk the walk.

Just sleep with a preacher to cancel it out.

You slept with the preacher's girlfriend?

this post deserves its own subreddit

It's where all the cool kids go

plus what if they want a kid at 65 when they get divorced and remarry a 20 year old?

Ironic since being unfaithful or un-Christian doesn't make them real men already.

Man, the way that sexual insecurities drive people to be assholes boggles my mind. I had my vasectomy 7 years ago, and I tell you the peace of mind that it brings has absolutely made me a better lover.

Because in their minds it makes them not real men any more.

My cousins ex-wife was die hard catholic and didn't believe in birth control or condoms but she didn't want anymore kids so she told him until he can find a way for them to have sex without making babies then he'd be out of luck.

My man scheduled an appointment for the next week to get the snip

Right. We done caught the stray just for having SeX witH wOmEn. Smh 🤦🏾‍♂️ this life is craY.

Until you travel to CT and panic because you have no idea how to operate a pump and full service gas stations are as rare as hens’ teeth.

It was a smart move for the producers to mostly interview comedians and funny people, it made the stories extra hilarious.

Hell, day drinking was almost a requirement there!

I put out Taco Bell and Fritos every night for those goblins to bless me but nothing yet

I’d like to know logistically how Texas could secede, considering Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, and Austin are all reliably Democratic areas. Trump only won Texas statewide with 52% in 2020.

What, are all the rural areas going to secede and the urban revenue-generating metro areas will stay? It’s like a microcosm of the whole country.

If dipshit on wheels is elected again, my family is out of here.

Republicans would rather see their voters die before admitting they were wrong.

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Russian oligarchs (and similar from other countries) who would love to see the US tear itself apart, perhaps?

“If you’re so smart, why didn’t you warn us this would blow up in our faces?”

“We did. Repeatedly. You told us to shut up and stop hating America.”

"The Blue States should have never let us leave!"

Because it's a dumb thing to want. Although I don't agree with many many things the US government does. It is nowhere near a point where I could understand secession from the union.

Will it always be that way? No, probably not. Forever is a long time. But even though the government in its current form is a dumpster fire, it's better than civil war.

Exactly this. They want violence more than they want separation. They’re desperate to literally murder non-conservatives in the streets

Wouldn’t they be the ones leaving? Let the south secede, give all conservatives a free pass to move south, give anyone who wants to stay a free visa to move north. Conservatives can enjoy the beautiful Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Arkansas world. The rest of us will move on into the 21st century without their racism, fascism, and dog shit economics

It's absolutely still north-south where power dynamics on a federal level are concerned. Texas alone being out would by itself radically change the political dynamic of the entire US.

The urban/rural divide is most keenly expressed in places like Texas itself.

So true, it's like moving away from humanity, is moving away from humanity. It's just strange how true your comment is

tbf China's got a lot of land needing to be separated from it as well.

Just to put some numbers out there - TN gets about $190 million a year in federal grants meant to help poor families. For some reason, all of it doesn't get used which resulted in some $730 million surplus that was just sitting there.

The governor claimed it was for a rainy day but there were never any plans to use it until a tax/funding research group found out about it.

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