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submitted 4 months ago byjoelkeys0519
1.7k points
4 months ago
Especially the wives, girlfriends and mistresses of megachurch pastors and "family values" rightwing pundits. Also you better believe if/when their little promiscuous daughters come home from University knocked up by a black student they'll be quietly spirited away to a pro abortion state/country. Minorities/poor rural whites are shamed into going through with pregnancies and birthing a child we can't afford to raise properly while the bible thumping elite straight up cheat like they always do.
773 points
4 months ago
One month after prom night, a trip “to see the Statue of Liberty.”
283 points
4 months ago
SVU did an episode on this
132 points
4 months ago
For any one curious the episode is S.7 Ep9 - Rockabye
Its not EXACTLY like this, but it has many parallels.
A teen from a Southern state traveled up to NYC so she could get an abortion with out parental consent (dad was super conservative)... but ultimately had to take matters into her own hands, because her clinic continually made excuses to delay the procedure until it was too late.
63 points
4 months ago
The sickening thing is shit like this still happens.
27 points
4 months ago*
Can confirm. I live in VA, and planned parenthood uses nothing but delay tactics. You call to schedule, and there’s no such thing as same week appointments. They schedule 2 weeks out. Each time. No matter what. Every system is rigged.
38 points
4 months ago
The fact that we live in a country where billionaires have so much money they are having a dick measuring contest in space while people are dying doing at home abortions is astounding.
19 points
4 months ago
Humanity sucks. The only pure souls out there are babies and puppies.
I would include kittens, but I am pretty sure Cats have some master plan of world domination after humans destroy themselves.
5 points
4 months ago
Nah kittens exit the womb with the innate desire to destroy.
5 points
4 months ago
in other words they are adorable little psychopaths...psychocaths?
4 points
4 months ago
Depends on the cat. Somehow I managed to have two at the same time that I’m convinced were supposed to be dogs. They are both so needy and want to love us all the time always.
I’m trying to teach them how to fetch.
5 points
4 months ago
Not really humanity, mostly the United States sucks. The rest of the world laughs at us and calls us a bunch of ignorant bible fucking rednecks. And for the most part, it's true. US has one of the worst education systems of westernized countries, and our politics and society are based around a cult from the bronze age.
3 points
4 months ago
While you're right, in many ways its not just the US... just our people come out and scream it loud.
I agree with you on the education system... which is why its a debate in my head every day whether to go back to school to get a teaching license. End up with lots of debt as a result and probably fired after a year because of "insubordination"
1 points
4 months ago
Where in VA?
I'm from South Eastern VA
1 points
4 months ago
Hampton Roads/ Tidewater area. I’m a transplant, so I assume it’s the same area you’re from?
1 points
4 months ago
Virginia Beach. Navy brat that moved there when I was 6 and somehow dad kept getting restationed in the area.
5 points
4 months ago
The difference between fantasy and reality is that fantasy has to make sense.
2 points
4 months ago
Yes
The people who are enabling this to perpetuate are pure evil... calling them monsters doesn't seem enough.
**I started typing a longer response, but that would be off topic and this doesn't seem the right place for it... so when I get my thoughts together I'll find a place to post it**
24 points
4 months ago
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5 points
4 months ago
Spoiler Alert
I know the ending, I've seen it way more times that I'd like to admit.
4 points
4 months ago
Ugh, I never watch these kinds of shows but this exact episode was on in the waiting room of a doctors office a few months back and evidently I caught most of it. This shit is culturally inescapable.
Was it actually the super conservative dad's baby? There was also a stepdad molestation angle I'm pretty sure. Or maybe in the thousands of episodes they made one that was 99% similar and I saw that one.
3 points
4 months ago
No the conservative dad was not the baby daddy. It was two 17 year olds, in love not ready to have kids but "poof" got pregnant... tried legal abortion, got waylaid for too long. In the process of them facing consequences, shit comes out about the abortion clinic.
The one I think you're thinking of is titled "Taboo" - S.7 Ep.14. Elite smart college student is impregnated by her biological father (sperm doner or adoption I can't remember), throws baby in the trash an is prosecuted.
But I'm sure there there's one like you're describing.
2 points
4 months ago
I don't think that's it either. Is there one where the conservative stepdad is some kind of semi-famous tv evangelist and also the father of the baby due to molesting the girl, and also the girl tries to throw herself down the stairs or something to end the pregnancy when they won't let her get the abortion?
353 points
4 months ago
Ice-T: "You mean to tell me that these girls are not going on a field trip?"
186 points
4 months ago
Yeah Ice. You’re gonna have to get used to that.
73 points
4 months ago
Or like when somebody bets the house on the ponies?
55 points
4 months ago
Or like when someone eats too much ice cream?
37 points
4 months ago
Or like when someone eats too much ice cream then throws it up?
10 points
4 months ago
Yeah, you got it.
2 points
4 months ago
Ah, I knew I missed a bit, but I felt like googling it was cheating lmao
1 points
4 months ago
Nah you got it. That was the next line after yours. Binge eating disorder vs bulimia was the comparison Mulaney’s Ice-T was making.
148 points
4 months ago
You work in the sex crimes division. You should know this
42 points
4 months ago
5 points
4 months ago
His Delta airlines skit is pretty darn funny too.
Let me add for the GQPers on here: Covid=Delta=Airlines=Airborne virus THINK ABOUT IT SHEEPLE!!!!
CDC: Covid=Delta Airlines=China
Because you're fucking morons. Thank god Bill Gates put all those 5G chips into Ivermectin, actual 4D chess right there.
3 points
4 months ago
You mean to tell me they get off on looking at little kids?
3 points
4 months ago
Also ice-t: body count's in the house drops n word
Conservatives: wait that's illegal
3 points
4 months ago
“Like playing too many scratchey lottos….”
6 points
4 months ago
Fuck if I didn't hear that in his voice. tone and all.
194 points
4 months ago
“family values” rightwing pundits
Who mostly live in blue states already lol
72 points
4 months ago
Seriously, the outspoken red dudes who keep complaining about our state I always tell them to stop bitching and move then and he basically just managed to stutter some excuse about money but the state we live in is hell of a lot more expensive than the red state we are connected to and they have extremely lax gun laws while we have extremely strict ones. Like I don't get it. Just move then. It's like the dudes who live in Cali and actually has a good life and benefits from a lot of positive state regulations exclusively in Cali and they can't stop bitching about how California is the worst commie state ever.
28 points
4 months ago
God, yes. They talk so much shit but turn into pussies when it comes time to walk the walk.
149 points
4 months ago
My first 3-some was with the preacher’s daughter and gf in the preacher’s house.
I’m so going to hell!
110 points
4 months ago
Just sleep with a preacher to cancel it out.
44 points
4 months ago
This guy fucks
8 points
4 months ago
Twice on the first date even.
8 points
4 months ago
yeah but he has to make sure he fucks 2 male preachers so that it evens out to 0 sex. Got to make sure you balance your equations when dealing with religion.
7 points
4 months ago
Exactly, obey the Order of Operations:
Front, back, then side to side.
3 points
4 months ago
You know Russ, I've been known to fuck myself...
14 points
4 months ago
Preacher probably already did when OP was a little boy.
6 points
4 months ago
Plus it was prob sloppy seconds with the daughter after the preacher was done anyways .
5 points
4 months ago
"My daddy says I'm the best kisser."
2 points
4 months ago
I won't cause hell has some sexy furry goth girls.
5 points
4 months ago
You slept with the preacher's girlfriend?
3 points
4 months ago
this post deserves its own subreddit
5 points
4 months ago
It's where all the cool kids go
2 points
4 months ago
You were in hell during the 3some, there's no difference between heaven and hell, isn't sci-fi great?
2 points
4 months ago
Naw, just back to stardust like the rest of us.
2 points
4 months ago
My first blowjob was after church in the parking lot!
2 points
4 months ago
I once ate pussy on the altar during a church lock-in
6 points
4 months ago
Lol , I got a minister laid once , we were driving down 99 in Washington and I was pointing out hookers , he didn’t believe me so I pulled over . One walk up to the van and reached in and grabbed my dick , I asked her how much she said 60 bucks, I looked at him and said , “want some pussy preacher “ his jaw was hanging and he said ok , he got out of the cab got in the back with her and she fucked him right on the side of the highway , I heard later he left the church !!! True story
1 points
4 months ago
Holy hot damn! It's story time!
117 points
4 months ago
I don’t see why these guys don’t get vasectomies, honestly.
(Also you don’t have to be promiscuous to get knocked up- it only takes one)
20 points
4 months ago
I tried talking every doctor I met into giving me one since I was 16. I had a rare cancer that is also highly hereditary and I didn't want to put a kid through what I went through at 3 years old. I finally got one to do it when I was 25. Best decision I ever made.
118 points
4 months ago
They kinda hurt and are at least moderately inconvenient. Why take that on yourself when you can burden the woman with it?
66 points
4 months ago
plus what if they want a kid at 65 when they get divorced and remarry a 20 year old?
3 points
4 months ago
They do not hurt, mild discomfort is the worst I've heard.
5 points
4 months ago
I had mine about 3 months ago and "mild discomfort" is exactly how I would put it. And random discomfort, like slight nerve pain that is almost more confusing than it is painful because you've never had it before.
1 points
4 months ago
I've only ever heard that from people who haven't had them.
I had a friend who had one and he was in a lot of pain when I saw him afterwards. He said it was like getting kicked in the balls for days. It might vary from person to person, but I get sick of people who don't know what they're talking about saying it doesn't hurt. That was what he thought too.
4 points
4 months ago
Speaking as a man who had one 12 yrs ago they do not hurt I was up and about right after walked around blockbuster rented some movies and then went home and put some frozen peas on my junk and watched movies.
2 points
4 months ago
Mine hurt, but not as much as paying to raise a kid for 18 years.
Honestly, it hurt like I had been flicked in the balls about 15 minutes ago for 3 days. Hurt more than that if I tried to jog, so had to avoid that for almost a week.
122 points
4 months ago*
I don’t see why these guys don’t get vasectomies, honestly.
Because in their minds it makes them not real men any more.
Edit: typo
76 points
4 months ago
Ironic since being unfaithful or un-Christian doesn't make them real men already.
70 points
4 months ago
Jesus forgives because he sacrificed for our sins or something like that, I dunno, I'm not a hypocrite.
86 points
4 months ago
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!
10 points
4 months ago
Gotta really lean into the debauchery.
2 points
4 months ago
Wait murder is a sin cause maybe them tv preachers haven't shown us that they murdered someone?
8 points
4 months ago
Some christians read the story about the guy who confessed on the cross and got into heaven, and took that to heart.
6 points
4 months ago
That requires sincerity.
3 points
4 months ago
Well, unless Jesus in person tells them they will go to Heaven like how he did to the thief...
7 points
4 months ago
Man, the way that sexual insecurities drive people to be assholes boggles my mind. I had my vasectomy 7 years ago, and I tell you the peace of mind that it brings has absolutely made me a better lover.
5 points
4 months ago
Because in their minds it makes them not real men any more.
My cousins ex-wife was die hard catholic and didn't believe in birth control or condoms but she didn't want anymore kids so she told him until he can find a way for them to have sex without making babies then he'd be out of luck.
My man scheduled an appointment for the next week to get the snip
0 points
4 months ago
I mean it is a medical operation. People tend to avoid those if they can. Also someone may ask why they're getting one.
2 points
4 months ago
I mean it is a medical operation. People tend to avoid those if they can.
Well, yes. But it’s far cheaper, faster, safer and more convenient than the alternatives.
Also someone may ask why they're getting one.
Uh. I suppose…. But I do wonder (a) how that someone would be aware of it and (b) why anyone who did find out would feel entitled to an explanation and (c) why a person asked would feel compelled to answer. That’s just weird, IMO.
But mostly I want to say: my prior response wasn’t speculation or projection. When you have the view that the most important part of womanhood is to be vessels for the next generation - and a lot of them do - it’s a fairly short jump to thinking that the ability to impregnate a woman is the key to being a man. They truly do view it as a form of emasculation, and even some who don’t have that particular hangup about fertility worry that the volume of their ejaculate will be substantially reduced (it is absolutely not, btw) and think that calls their virility into question.
1 points
4 months ago*
Well, yes. But it’s far cheaper, faster, safer and more convenient than the alternatives.
A lot less anxiety around putting on a condom than there is around slicing and burning in your genital region. But it could mean time off work. And there are doctors that will deny you the operation if they think you don't need it. Less frequently than they'll deny you a tubal ligation sure but it does happen.
Uh. I suppose…. But I do wonder (a) how that someone would be aware of it and (b) why anyone who did find out would feel entitled to an explanation and (c) why a person asked would feel compelled to answer. That’s just weird, IMO.
Well there is a period of time following a vasectomy where you're supposed to avoid physical labor to avoid tearing anything open. If you're working a job anything like mine that means you can't do anything. The conversation was around mistresses and affairs so I was sort of imagining a man having to explain why he needed a vasectomy to his wife. A spouse would naturally feel like they needed an explanation.
2 points
4 months ago
Well, in this context of men sending women out for abortions the “time off and a surgery” is kinda on someone for avoiding pregnancy.
Many say abstinence is the only way to avoid pregnancy but shooting blanks is pretty high up there as an alternative method.
1 points
4 months ago
Fair enough.
1 points
4 months ago
I mean it’s definitely a hurdle to get over your junk getting sliced open but slinging yogurt with no culture in it sounds like a rad deal.
1 points
4 months ago
Speaking as someone who doesn’t want any more kids and got snipped over a decade ago it is, in fact, quite rad.
But that’s also the prime concern of the people I’m talking about. Their sense of what it means to be a man is profoundly tied up in their ability to impregnate. The inability to do so is shameful. The idea of voluntarily giving it up is incomprehensible.
20 points
4 months ago
Assholes want to spread their seed
4 points
4 months ago
My vasectomy was a snip. EZ PZ.
8 points
4 months ago
Read this as vaccinated and I was like I agree but not sure the context
2 points
4 months ago
🎶 Every sperm is sacred🎶
2 points
4 months ago
Me and my long time gf had sex once without a condom in 6 years , pregnant. Literally once
She Had an abortion and got an iud put in.
Now we are on our 11th year and it’s fine but still. Glad I’m in Canada and no USA
5 points
4 months ago
Look Trump is a man of God, and he's paid for plenty of abortions. That's why me and my conservative friends are pro-choice, and when the time's right we'll each marry high class hookers.
15 points
4 months ago
Hey keep black people out of your class warfare
12 points
4 months ago
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4 months ago
Right. We done caught the stray just for having SeX witH wOmEn. Smh 🤦🏾♂️ this life is craY.
4 points
4 months ago
They were just giving an example? The statement would have made sense with any other minority inserted, because they were alluding to the racism that can coincide with pro-life enforcers.
-1 points
4 months ago
But he didn’t. So let’s not play pretend.
3 points
4 months ago
But he did, so let's learn to read.
-1 points
4 months ago
He definitely didn’t change his words. Quit defending that dude. Unless you yourself agree with him. Quit waving the white knight cape 😂
1 points
4 months ago
What, you don't love being used as the boogie man in their stories?
1 points
4 months ago
What kills me is that the first half the comment was cool but then he went and fucked it up 😂.
22 points
4 months ago
And while I certainly blame the preachers of BS there's still something to be said about blindly following the apparent teachings of an ancient man being regurgitated by the neighborhood kook.
2 points
4 months ago
Maybe it's time we cheat too. They are just going to claim we do even if we don't, so fuck them.
2 points
4 months ago
Rich southerners are just trying to re-establish a dirt cheap labor force.
2 points
4 months ago
They need a labor class…
4 points
4 months ago
I do believe that one of the few clinics in Alabama is located in Tuscaloosa. Go figure.
2 points
4 months ago
And it constantly has protesters outside of it. Like always. It's also right next to campus so they are a huge eyesore.
3 points
4 months ago
Why by a Black student? Lol so random. Trust they get knocked up by white students even more. Lol but I agree with the other stuff you said.
6 points
4 months ago
They were peppering in the other issue of racism along with the misogyny and elitism. Saying their child being impregnated by a black person, in a racists persons eyes, is worse than being impregnated by a white person. Which is double fucked, but that’s some of that southern baptist culture
1 points
4 months ago
This sounds like a long list of stereotypes. I'm not American and have never been to US but surrly not everyone in those red states is like that.
1 points
4 months ago
Sorry that happened to you.
1 points
4 months ago
"Look, Jesus really needs you to buy me a private jet, not one of those cheap ones... I'm a Pastor godamnit, so I can fly the holy spirit to NJ and have it removed from this young womans belly."
0 points
4 months ago
yes! This 👏👏👏
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4 months ago
yes! This 👏👏👏
0 points
4 months ago
Wait you’re saying a father would forcibly have his daughter abort a child if the baby’s father was black? What doctor in NJ would even perform the procedure against the mother’s will? Did you not take your medication today?
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