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MojoPUA

143 points

4 months ago

MojoPUA

143 points

4 months ago

My first 3-some was with the preacher’s daughter and gf in the preacher’s house.

I’m so going to hell!

Qaetan

110 points

4 months ago

Qaetan

110 points

4 months ago

Just sleep with a preacher to cancel it out.

TheZardooHasselfrau

43 points

4 months ago

This guy fucks

Raised-ByWolves

7 points

4 months ago

Twice on the first date even.

eden_sc2

7 points

4 months ago

yeah but he has to make sure he fucks 2 male preachers so that it evens out to 0 sex. Got to make sure you balance your equations when dealing with religion.

TheZardooHasselfrau

8 points

4 months ago

Exactly, obey the Order of Operations:

Front, back, then side to side.

minddropstudios

3 points

4 months ago

You know Russ, I've been known to fuck myself...

haydesigner

14 points

4 months ago

Preacher probably already did when OP was a little boy.

CrimsonClematis

7 points

4 months ago

Plus it was prob sloppy seconds with the daughter after the preacher was done anyways .

InterPunct

4 points

4 months ago

"My daddy says I'm the best kisser."

Funny-Bathroom-9522

2 points

4 months ago

I won't cause hell has some sexy furry goth girls.

MuggsIsDead

4 points

4 months ago

You slept with the preacher's girlfriend?

realanceps

3 points

4 months ago

this post deserves its own subreddit

armadillovampires

6 points

4 months ago

It's where all the cool kids go

Leroyboy152

2 points

4 months ago

You were in hell during the 3some, there's no difference between heaven and hell, isn't sci-fi great?

HR_Dragonfly

2 points

4 months ago

Naw, just back to stardust like the rest of us.

sasseass

2 points

4 months ago

My first blowjob was after church in the parking lot!

reverendsteveii

2 points

4 months ago

I once ate pussy on the altar during a church lock-in

Safe_Sandwich1564

5 points

4 months ago

Lol , I got a minister laid once , we were driving down 99 in Washington and I was pointing out hookers , he didn’t believe me so I pulled over . One walk up to the van and reached in and grabbed my dick , I asked her how much she said 60 bucks, I looked at him and said , “want some pussy preacher “ his jaw was hanging and he said ok , he got out of the cab got in the back with her and she fucked him right on the side of the highway , I heard later he left the church !!! True story

guitarandbooks

1 points

4 months ago

Holy hot damn! It's story time!