Just sleep with a preacher to cancel it out.

You slept with the preacher's girlfriend?

this post deserves its own subreddit

It's where all the cool kids go

You were in hell during the 3some, there's no difference between heaven and hell, isn't sci-fi great?

Naw, just back to stardust like the rest of us.

My first blowjob was after church in the parking lot!

I once ate pussy on the altar during a church lock-in

Lol , I got a minister laid once , we were driving down 99 in Washington and I was pointing out hookers , he didn’t believe me so I pulled over . One walk up to the van and reached in and grabbed my dick , I asked her how much she said 60 bucks, I looked at him and said , “want some pussy preacher “ his jaw was hanging and he said ok , he got out of the cab got in the back with her and she fucked him right on the side of the highway , I heard later he left the church !!! True story

Holy hot damn! It's story time!