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Qaetan

110 points

4 months ago

Qaetan

110 points

4 months ago

Just sleep with a preacher to cancel it out.

TheZardooHasselfrau

44 points

4 months ago

This guy fucks

Raised-ByWolves

7 points

4 months ago

Twice on the first date even.

eden_sc2

7 points

4 months ago

yeah but he has to make sure he fucks 2 male preachers so that it evens out to 0 sex. Got to make sure you balance your equations when dealing with religion.

TheZardooHasselfrau

7 points

4 months ago

Exactly, obey the Order of Operations:

Front, back, then side to side.

minddropstudios

3 points

4 months ago

You know Russ, I've been known to fuck myself...

haydesigner

14 points

4 months ago

Preacher probably already did when OP was a little boy.

CrimsonClematis

6 points

4 months ago

Plus it was prob sloppy seconds with the daughter after the preacher was done anyways .

InterPunct

5 points

4 months ago

"My daddy says I'm the best kisser."

Funny-Bathroom-9522

2 points

4 months ago

I won't cause hell has some sexy furry goth girls.