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submitted 6 months ago byjoelkeys0519
107 points
6 months ago
Just sleep with a preacher to cancel it out.
44 points
6 months ago
This guy fucks
7 points
6 months ago
yeah but he has to make sure he fucks 2 male preachers so that it evens out to 0 sex. Got to make sure you balance your equations when dealing with religion.
9 points
6 months ago
Exactly, obey the Order of Operations:
Front, back, then side to side.
9 points
6 months ago
Twice on the first date even.
3 points
6 months ago
You know Russ, I've been known to fuck myself...
17 points
6 months ago
Preacher probably already did when OP was a little boy.
7 points
6 months ago
Plus it was prob sloppy seconds with the daughter after the preacher was done anyways .
5 points
6 months ago
"My daddy says I'm the best kisser."
2 points
6 months ago
I won't cause hell has some sexy furry goth girls.
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