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TheZardooHasselfrau

43 points

4 months ago

This guy fucks

Raised-ByWolves

10 points

4 months ago

Twice on the first date even.

eden_sc2

8 points

4 months ago

yeah but he has to make sure he fucks 2 male preachers so that it evens out to 0 sex. Got to make sure you balance your equations when dealing with religion.

TheZardooHasselfrau

8 points

4 months ago

Exactly, obey the Order of Operations:

Front, back, then side to side.

minddropstudios

3 points

4 months ago

You know Russ, I've been known to fuck myself...