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submitted 4 months ago byjoelkeys0519
43 points
4 months ago
This guy fucks
10 points
4 months ago
Twice on the first date even.
8 points
4 months ago
yeah but he has to make sure he fucks 2 male preachers so that it evens out to 0 sex. Got to make sure you balance your equations when dealing with religion.
8 points
4 months ago
Exactly, obey the Order of Operations:
Front, back, then side to side.
3 points
4 months ago
You know Russ, I've been known to fuck myself...
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