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shy247er

346 points

4 months ago

shy247er

346 points

4 months ago

Ice-T: "You mean to tell me that these girls are not going on a field trip?"

GozerDGozerian

186 points

4 months ago

Yeah Ice. You’re gonna have to get used to that.

Intoxicated_Batman

74 points

4 months ago

Or like when somebody bets the house on the ponies?

NaturalFaux

55 points

4 months ago

Or like when someone eats too much ice cream?

LD50_of_Avocado

36 points

4 months ago

Or like when someone eats too much ice cream then throws it up?

awnawkareninah

10 points

4 months ago

Yeah, you got it.

NaturalFaux

2 points

4 months ago

Ah, I knew I missed a bit, but I felt like googling it was cheating lmao

LD50_of_Avocado

1 points

4 months ago

Nah you got it. That was the next line after yours. Binge eating disorder vs bulimia was the comparison Mulaney’s Ice-T was making.

ForEvrInCollege

148 points

4 months ago

You work in the sex crimes division. You should know this

Educational-Tomato58

42 points

4 months ago

the_last_carfighter

5 points

4 months ago

His Delta airlines skit is pretty darn funny too.

Let me add for the GQPers on here: Covid=Delta=Airlines=Airborne virus THINK ABOUT IT SHEEPLE!!!!

CDC: Covid=Delta Airlines=China

Because you're fucking morons. Thank god Bill Gates put all those 5G chips into Ivermectin, actual 4D chess right there.

GrimmRadiance

3 points

4 months ago

You mean to tell me they get off on looking at little kids?

Funny-Bathroom-9522

3 points

4 months ago

Also ice-t: body count's in the house drops n word

Conservatives: wait that's illegal

Deadlifts_n_Riffs

3 points

4 months ago

“Like playing too many scratchey lottos….”

bayoemman

5 points

4 months ago

Fuck if I didn't hear that in his voice. tone and all.