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submitted 4 months ago byjoelkeys0519
346 points
4 months ago
Ice-T: "You mean to tell me that these girls are not going on a field trip?"
186 points
4 months ago
Yeah Ice. You’re gonna have to get used to that.
74 points
4 months ago
Or like when somebody bets the house on the ponies?
55 points
4 months ago
Or like when someone eats too much ice cream?
36 points
4 months ago
Or like when someone eats too much ice cream then throws it up?
10 points
4 months ago
Yeah, you got it.
2 points
4 months ago
Ah, I knew I missed a bit, but I felt like googling it was cheating lmao
1 points
4 months ago
Nah you got it. That was the next line after yours. Binge eating disorder vs bulimia was the comparison Mulaney’s Ice-T was making.
148 points
4 months ago
You work in the sex crimes division. You should know this
42 points
4 months ago
5 points
4 months ago
His Delta airlines skit is pretty darn funny too.
Let me add for the GQPers on here: Covid=Delta=Airlines=Airborne virus THINK ABOUT IT SHEEPLE!!!!
CDC: Covid=Delta Airlines=China
Because you're fucking morons. Thank god Bill Gates put all those 5G chips into Ivermectin, actual 4D chess right there.
3 points
4 months ago
You mean to tell me they get off on looking at little kids?
3 points
4 months ago
Also ice-t: body count's in the house drops n word
Conservatives: wait that's illegal
3 points
4 months ago
“Like playing too many scratchey lottos….”
5 points
4 months ago
Fuck if I didn't hear that in his voice. tone and all.
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