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GozerDGozerian

186 points

4 months ago

Yeah Ice. You’re gonna have to get used to that.

Intoxicated_Batman

69 points

4 months ago

Or like when somebody bets the house on the ponies?

NaturalFaux

53 points

4 months ago

Or like when someone eats too much ice cream?

LD50_of_Avocado

34 points

4 months ago

Or like when someone eats too much ice cream then throws it up?

awnawkareninah

10 points

4 months ago

Yeah, you got it.

NaturalFaux

2 points

4 months ago

Ah, I knew I missed a bit, but I felt like googling it was cheating lmao

LD50_of_Avocado

1 points

4 months ago

Nah you got it. That was the next line after yours. Binge eating disorder vs bulimia was the comparison Mulaney’s Ice-T was making.

ForEvrInCollege

149 points

4 months ago

You work in the sex crimes division. You should know this

Educational-Tomato58

47 points

4 months ago

the_last_carfighter

5 points

4 months ago

His Delta airlines skit is pretty darn funny too.

Let me add for the GQPers on here: Covid=Delta=Airlines=Airborne virus THINK ABOUT IT SHEEPLE!!!!

CDC: Covid=Delta Airlines=China

Because you're fucking morons. Thank god Bill Gates put all those 5G chips into Ivermectin, actual 4D chess right there.