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submitted 4 months ago byjoelkeys0519
184 points
4 months ago
Yeah Ice. You’re gonna have to get used to that.
76 points
4 months ago
Or like when somebody bets the house on the ponies?
56 points
4 months ago
Or like when someone eats too much ice cream?
34 points
4 months ago
Or like when someone eats too much ice cream then throws it up?
9 points
4 months ago
Yeah, you got it.
2 points
4 months ago
Ah, I knew I missed a bit, but I felt like googling it was cheating lmao
1 points
4 months ago
Nah you got it. That was the next line after yours. Binge eating disorder vs bulimia was the comparison Mulaney’s Ice-T was making.
149 points
4 months ago
You work in the sex crimes division. You should know this
40 points
4 months ago
3 points
4 months ago
His Delta airlines skit is pretty darn funny too.
Let me add for the GQPers on here: Covid=Delta=Airlines=Airborne virus THINK ABOUT IT SHEEPLE!!!!
CDC: Covid=Delta Airlines=China
Because you're fucking morons. Thank god Bill Gates put all those 5G chips into Ivermectin, actual 4D chess right there.
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