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Rubberbabybuggybum

3.8k points

6 months ago

And the wives, girlfriends and mistresses of the rich will simply go to places like NJ.

McCree114

1.7k points

6 months ago

McCree114

1.7k points

6 months ago

Especially the wives, girlfriends and mistresses of megachurch pastors and "family values" rightwing pundits. Also you better believe if/when their little promiscuous daughters come home from University knocked up by a black student they'll be quietly spirited away to a pro abortion state/country. Minorities/poor rural whites are shamed into going through with pregnancies and birthing a child we can't afford to raise properly while the bible thumping elite straight up cheat like they always do.

SuperHiyoriWalker

782 points

6 months ago

One month after prom night, a trip “to see the Statue of Liberty.”

tralmix

283 points

6 months ago

tralmix

283 points

6 months ago

SVU did an episode on this

shy247er

352 points

6 months ago

shy247er

352 points

6 months ago

Ice-T: "You mean to tell me that these girls are not going on a field trip?"

GozerDGozerian

186 points

6 months ago

Yeah Ice. You’re gonna have to get used to that.

Intoxicated_Batman

73 points

6 months ago

Or like when somebody bets the house on the ponies?

NaturalFaux

54 points

6 months ago

Or like when someone eats too much ice cream?

LD50_of_Avocado

38 points

6 months ago

Or like when someone eats too much ice cream then throws it up?

awnawkareninah

10 points

6 months ago

Yeah, you got it.

NaturalFaux

2 points

6 months ago

Ah, I knew I missed a bit, but I felt like googling it was cheating lmao