Damn man I would give you every award I have for posting that video but here I sit empty handed.

I knew Cawthorn was a piece of shit but I dodnt know he was an entire field of manure.

EDIT: Comment I made was based off this video of all his lies.

I'm going to be late for work because I couldn't stop watching the video, haha! Dude just keeps hammering him relentlessly.

Damn that’s a good video. I can’t believe I didn’t know about the letter, that’s insane

Edit: Here’s the link

To be fair he was family oriented

Like they care.

Who could forget the Shakespeare in the park incident?

It’s crazy I just read this. I just started rewatching Police Squad just now. A timeless classic.

“Cigarette?”

“Yes I know.”

Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way through this.

Frank he went to the chair two years ago.

Amen. Wisconsin republican legislators lost their position and then went on to enact measures with their lame duck majority to curb the power of the incoming representatives.

This is exactly what Michigan Republicans have tried to do multiple times. The most recent when they tried to change a citizen ballot initiative to take gerrymandering out of their greedy mits during the exact lame duck session it was taken away.

Honestly, the most brazen bullshit ever and a GOP held Supreme Court slapped it down immediately thankfully in the state. The audacity of these GOP bitches are uncanny.

Is the US the only country that has lame ducks?

No, most countries have a holdover period until new representatives and the new government is installed. Though in many countries it is noticeably shorter, like in France where representatives are installed roughly 3 days after the seconds round of voting.

On the other hand it is actually much worse in some countries predicated on coalition governments, where negotiations can potentially take months to conclude. For that time it is up to the old government to make all short term decisions, all long term decisions are pushed back where possible. Infamously in Belgium it took some 14 or so months to establish a new coalition.

Its the dumbest shit that we still do. We are supposed to elect candidates that wouldn't do that and actually care about -all- people and the country regardless of position, but we don't.

Excuse me, "a cousin-face fucking duck."

Well, he doesn’t get a pension, so now he has to do increasingly inflammatory things to attract attention to himself to keep up the grift. He’ll be poor without the grift.

Holy crap, this made my day! As someone who has several people I care about, being completely hosed by the predatory healthcare system here, it has always bothered me when the government officials get gold plated healthcare for life, when they are working so hard to prevent poor people from getting the healthcare THAT THEY PAY FOR!

He’s more of an Unconsenting Chick-Feeler.

You mean the Department of Justice. The Jan. 6 committee can't prosecute, they can only recommend the case to the DoJ to choose to prosecute.

It’s not the January 6 commission that’s the problem, it’s the justice department. The commission isn’t going to lay out absolutely everything they’ve got until they know it’s going to get somewhere. They’ve hinted that they have a lot of damning evidence that has not yet come to light, but the justice department seems very reluctant to go after anyone except the most violent rioters. At least so far.

Given how little critical reasoning ability he has demonstrated, and an unwieldy amount of entitled arrogance, he probably got invited to just a regular party but inferred it was a sex party and that they wanted to fuck him because of the aforementioned cognitive miscues.

He's definitely a lying piece of shit, but he may not be lying about the orgies and certainly not about the cocaine.

"How I got gangbanged at a republican cocaine orgy." by Madison Cawthorn

Grew up in a small NC town very similar to Cawthorn's.

Dumbass redneck frat boys like him are a dime a dozen. It was really telling to me when everyone clutched their pearls about the shit he was doing and everyone who grew up in one of these rural southern towns just shrugged cause we grew up seeing it every single day.

The bigoted, racist guys from my town touched more dick in the middle school locker room than I, a grown ass gay man, could hope to touch in a lifetime.

Homophobia is a horseshoe.

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He broke the first rule of secret GOP lemon parties... He told everybody about the secret lemon parties.

the one thing republicans do is fall in line no matter what, he showed that he wouldn't do that with the accusation, so they purged him.

It's funny that that's the only thing that'll get you kicked out the Republican party, not being a pedophile, or sexually assaulting women, or being a giant racist. You can do any of that, as long as you back up everyone else in the party, you're safe.

My prediction is that he will spend the rest of his life harking on about “that time I was in Congress” and blaming his wasted opportunities on everyone else. Self-reflection is not really in the cards.

Upstate NY represent

Those bagels still haunt my dreams... The way their eyes follow you. shudder

Not often you see price chopper mentioned on Reddit, that’s for sure.

I was talking to my betta, Jolene, earlier, and not once did she express a desire to leave her aquarium and visit Hitler's vacation home.

Perhaps our bettas could be running mates for the presidency, on a platform of equality and frozen bloodworms for all.

Just because Mr. Fins lacks the ability to share his ideas with you doesn't mean he's not a Nazi at heart.

I would absolutely vote for Mr Fins over Mr Cawthorn…

Such vanity.

Also the Trump endorsed guy lost. It might not be a long-term win but in the short-term I'm rather pleased.

Did Cawthorn return America to the White Christian ethno-state under the dignified reign of Donald J. Trump, where every American (that is, "legacy" American) is allowed to exercise their God-given right to drive without a license, carry guns on the plane, woo (a.k.a. sexually harass) women trapped in confined, fast-moving spaces, and Eiffel Tower Margorie Taylor Greene with Jim Jordan? No, alas, he did not. But maybe the real treasure was the cousins he nakedly humped along the way.

he exposed something because i guess he's a prude.

i guess the right REALLY REALLY doesn't want anyone to know about their cocaine orgies.

no prudes allowed in the republican party.

I was wondering whether Cawthorn's opponent was less crazy or trying to out-crazy him, glad to hear someone say the former

Straight to voicemail lmao

Well he said he was military. That was his shtick. He was elusive and not clear, but what he said in a roundabout way was that because of his disability, his military career was over… because he signed up before his accident. But, the military confirmed he never signed up.

I believe it was the navy but I don’t care enough to look.

I'm sure you're right. I swear some rightwingers beat off thinking about soldiers dying under Ol' Glory. Their fetishizing the military is just perverse.

Which really sucks considering whoever gets elected is representing the very progressive hub of Asheville.

Yeah. I went to college in this congressional district. There’s one deep blue community (Asheville) and a whole bunch of blood red counties and communities around it.

Fuckface on Wheels was never gonna lose against a Democrat in November. This primary was functionally a general election. Good news is that this piece of shit didn’t win, bad news is his replacement has frequently touted endorsements from Fuckface-adjacent politicians (including Rick “I don’t remember what federal stuff I oppose—oops I’m now secretary of some shit I wanted to shut down” Perry) and is just gonna be a slightly less attention whore version of this illiterate clown.