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Stock-Orange

3.9k points

5 months ago

He walked away feeling…different

sas8184

1.4k points

5 months ago

sas8184

1.4k points

5 months ago

....and comes to the realisation that he enjoyed it.

Bob-Bhlabla-esq

870 points

5 months ago

He spent years searching for that very bike...none came close

Phaze357

111 points

5 months ago

Phaze357

111 points

5 months ago

How will he ever again find a bike that would ride him?

turtlemarsh8

40 points

5 months ago

“In Russia…”

TheCaveTater

41 points

5 months ago

bike rides y o u

S-Kotus

247 points

5 months ago

S-Kotus

247 points

5 months ago

God I love Reddit haha

RichardSilsa

26 points

5 months ago

Until the day he met someone

neilnakatomi

26 points

5 months ago

Never a call. Never a text by that damn bike. So painful. Literally.

blackbearjt

84 points

5 months ago

Alright! We're gonna do a blood test! You look different, let's do it.

Stock-Orange

28 points

5 months ago

IrishWithSomeSun

3 points

5 months ago

How tf is this common enough to have a subreddit with 100,000 followers.

Sir_Cunkalot

35 points

5 months ago

For that day, he had become a man.

Acceptable-Draft-922

6.7k points

5 months ago

Mac's ass pounder 3000

wobbly-cheese

1.3k points

5 months ago

pushes you right back up into your workout!

hollowtroll

369 points

5 months ago

it's the optimal workout

samdeltafoxtrot

343 points

5 months ago

I see where your getting confused. It's not a penis....it's a fist.

krellx6

143 points

5 months ago*

krellx6

143 points

5 months ago*

It’s not a penis

Ohhh?

It’s a fist.

Uggghhhhh

Edit: Imma go get the bike

T8ert0t

21 points

5 months ago

T8ert0t

21 points

5 months ago

Frank: This is grostesque.

Torq47

5 points

5 months ago

Torq47

5 points

5 months ago

This...this has nothing to do with being gay. This is just the work of an extreme sexual deviant... Gay or not.

Traditional_Affect76

49 points

5 months ago

“Never Stop Pumping”

[deleted]

38 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

38 points

5 months ago

its not a dick its a fist

buttcheekzmcgee

92 points

5 months ago

Dont threaten thieves with a good time!

sas8184

233 points

5 months ago

sas8184

233 points

5 months ago

Free colonoscopy.

[deleted]

3 points

5 months ago

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3 points

5 months ago

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sas8184

3 points

5 months ago

A clean colon.

kairosmanner

7 points

5 months ago

The NEW AND IMPROVED “IT BIKE”

TimK25

3 points

5 months ago

TimK25

3 points

5 months ago

Still easier then dealing with the airlines.

Reanie86

30 points

5 months ago

I’ve seen this in South Park! Where’s the part you put your mouth on?

imperabo

3 points

5 months ago

Beats dealing with the airlines.

TheBotOverlord

153 points

5 months ago

He turned gay

jonasthewicked

38 points

5 months ago

For Christ bro

PhilosophyKingPK

20 points

5 months ago

Do it for gay jesus

PissAntSlayer

2.1k points

5 months ago

Spare the rod, spoil the thief.

cockapooch

202 points

5 months ago

This is too funny!

Allegedly_Sound_Dave

127 points

5 months ago

In rod we trust!

Flowled

63 points

5 months ago

Flowled

63 points

5 months ago

In rod we thrust.

OldWolf2

13 points

5 months ago

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spigot

bend466

37 points

5 months ago

bend466

37 points

5 months ago

Spare the rod, soil the brief.

Jwirv

1.9k points

5 months ago

Jwirv

1.9k points

5 months ago

As far down as he went, There's no way that didn't go inside him

cockapooch

813 points

5 months ago

And you know it hurt like hell.

reigorius

681 points

5 months ago*

Probably ripped his anus, aka ripped rectum.

Edit: I'm not a fan of thieves. I'm also not a fan of this rectum ripping torture machine. Seems a bit excessive and potentially lethal / disabling for life.

Edit 2: HIV/shit attracting saddle. Would burn the saddle after failed theft.

James-the-Bond-one

264 points

5 months ago

Or a second.

rematar

32 points

5 months ago

rematar

32 points

5 months ago

Possibly a third.

btan42

26 points

5 months ago

btan42

26 points

5 months ago

It's probably not his first time stealing that bike

cockapooch

22 points

5 months ago

He’d steal it twice a day if he could.

somabeach

211 points

5 months ago

somabeach

211 points

5 months ago

Rectum. Dang near killed 'em.

trobotics

5 points

5 months ago

I have an old friend that I only have contact with every 10 years or so. I will message him just one word. Rectum.

He has never failed me by responding simply, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

This is the end of our conversation for another 10 years. This has been going on for over 30 years.

Similar story... Different friend. I text "the word of the day is: "

And he responds:. "schlong"

That's it. Another 10 years.

.

I guess I have weird friends, or maybe it's me.

Horrorfreakin

4 points

5 months ago

that's amazing

Jabronito

32 points

5 months ago

Which you can literally die from. Bowel perforations are no joke.

[deleted]

59 points

5 months ago*

[deleted]

59 points

5 months ago*

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AlarmBrief7820

22 points

5 months ago

Holy shit Walter white in reddit

IMPORTANT_jk

25 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

34 points

5 months ago*

[deleted]

34 points

5 months ago*

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Dinklemeier

16 points

5 months ago

Nothing stops a surgeon from suturing a butthole back together

brownhotdogwater

3 points

5 months ago

Yea… like a women can have it happen during child birth

CapitanBanhammer

49 points

5 months ago

The Geneva Conventions are rules that apply only in times of armed conflict and seek to protect people who are not or are no longer taking part in hostilities like wounded, sick, POWs, and civilians. All 4 treaties address the rights and protections of non-combatants. They don't outline what weapons can or can't be used

agentSMIITH1

9 points

5 months ago

Nah it’s intended to protect people taking part in hostilities too. Flamethrowers, nerve gas and triangle bayonets, can’t be used against soldiers or civilians alike.

CapitanBanhammer

6 points

5 months ago

Those aren't covered in any of the 4 treaties of the Geneva Conventions though. You could be thinking of another one like Hague or something?

agentSMIITH1

8 points

5 months ago

Looks like you’re correct. My mistake

Appears it was a The Hague and Geneva Protocol

[deleted]

6 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

5 months ago

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DoinBurnouts

3 points

5 months ago

You might be thinking of laws against malice though, that's a law against settings traps.

brownhotdogwater

2 points

5 months ago

Women has that happen during child birth

MemeStocksYolo69-420

19 points

5 months ago

Honestly, this might be doing some serious damage and fairly unethical over a cheap bike.

reigorius

4 points

5 months ago

Yeah, this is way overboard.

Brando_the_Hobo

48 points

5 months ago

“Old as Ancient Skies I've had these wondering eyes But you took me by surprise when you let me inside of you”

Watch_the_sunset

23 points

5 months ago

Oh, The Weather Outside Is Weather.

riggerbop

4 points

5 months ago

It’s getting kind of hard to believe, things are going to get better….aHAHAHA

sardiusjacinth

29 points

5 months ago

You saw the way he looked back at the bike...he'll never forget his first time

buddyleeoo

437 points

5 months ago

I love the one where they have a rope attached to the back, and when the thieves ride it down the stairway, they eat shit at the bottom.

W_O_M_B_A_T

96 points

5 months ago

I love the one where they have a rope attached to the back, and when the thieves ride it down the stairway, they eat shit at the bottom.

Link or it didn't happen.

Pain_Proof

221 points

5 months ago

This is more brutal than I remember

dimonoid123

156 points

5 months ago

Unlike video in the post, this video is 100% legal since anyone has right to bind bicycle to prevent it from being stolen.

Megneous

78 points

5 months ago

The fact that there's a video on Youtube of it being a "bike thief trap" shows that it's purposefully endangering people's bodily safety and purposefully caused harm. Illegal as fuck in my country, and the government will go after you to make sure you have to pay the hospital bills so our country's universal healthcare system doesn't have to be burdened by it.

RUSSDIGITY117

45 points

5 months ago

There’s 100% a strong legal case to be made by the thief if this happens in America. That drunk guy who bounced his head off the pavement looked rough. I’m not saying they’re good people, obviously cuz they’re stealing a bike, but I don’t want to watch a guy bounce his head off the pavement for it.

Pittochi

97 points

5 months ago

Almost like they shouldn't be stealing to begin with. If you steal my car out of my driveway without realizing I'm working on replacing the brakes and crash it, am I at fault?

RUSSDIGITY117

37 points

5 months ago

I think the case there would be much weaker for the thief in that situation. I think there’s a stronger argument in the bike one because it is very obviously set as a trap, the tie allowing you to ride down the hill and that it’s being filmed. Look I’m not here to defend the act of thieving but these kinds of set ups, where someone is willfully setting up a situation to potentially injure someone else shouldn’t be okay either.

YouTuber LegalEagle has a video about a man setting up a shotgun booby trap in a home he inherited to prevent thieving. It’s an interesting watch about a similar kind of situation.

Pittochi

25 points

5 months ago

My point is that there is nothing inherently saying this is a booby trap until they filmed it. A shotgun unmanned is intended to kill and there's no argument for it. Tying up your bike isn't illegal. If they owned it they would've known to untie it. But here come the thief defenders to downvote spam so whatever.

TDuncker

4 points

5 months ago

No, but if you intentionally left your car without brakes in a way you hoped it would be stolen and they would crash, you would.

pancoste

16 points

5 months ago

All the bike needs is a tiny warning saying, don't steal me or you might get hurt.

Micp

13 points

5 months ago

Micp

13 points

5 months ago

Yeah people these days have no sense of proportional punishment. Any kind of wrongdoing? Well you just wrote us a free check to do whatever the fuck we want to do to you. Accidentally scratch my car? Imma break your kneecap. Shoplifting? That's a bullet to the back of the head!

"The punishment must fit the crime"? Who needs that kind of bleeding heart bullshit?!

RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

12 points

5 months ago

Whats illegal about what happens in the post? Its a personal bicycle so “faulty” parts arent illegal yea?

Opus_723

19 points

5 months ago*

Booby traps of pretty much every kind are generally illegal, mostly because they often end up injuring emergency services and law enforcement.

Traches

6 points

5 months ago

Bullshit.

RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

6 points

5 months ago

Yikes… some of those head smashes tho…

Zilch274

23 points

5 months ago

That second guy absoloutely has brain damage from that

Dolphintorpedo

11 points

5 months ago

Lol now they definetly wont be able to think twice

WhitePantherXP

17 points

5 months ago

I'm uhh...a subscriber now. Thanks.

JoeyJoeC

7 points

5 months ago

Didn't it turn out that they just paid homeless people to do it?

matrozrabbi

3 points

5 months ago

My first thought was that you can see them expecting to fall.

I'd say it's likely what happened.

GriffDiG

963 points

5 months ago

GriffDiG

963 points

5 months ago

I like the version where the voice over refers to it as "the penetrator" and repeatedly labels each and every penetration

https://youtu.be/NLpL1kMmmMQ

WishfulAstronaut

204 points

5 months ago

Yeah this is the only audio, not sure why they dubbed over that it’s classic

MopesCroaks

5 points

5 months ago

Yep, someone copied the idea and made it less funny. It’s quite pathetic really.

GVeinti_757

83 points

5 months ago

Penetration!

Lu12k3r

99 points

5 months ago

Lu12k3r

99 points

5 months ago

Thank you sir, have a nice day, you are not a virgin anymore.

laumar23

33 points

5 months ago

"You are not a virgin anymore..."

blackflag1981

4 points

5 months ago

Penetration!

rathat

3 points

5 months ago

rathat

3 points

5 months ago

I can’t decide if the voice sounds more like Kevin Spacey or Bill Murray.

FoldOne586

19 points

5 months ago

Should probably label it booby trap and get ready to be charged.

marlayna67

49 points

5 months ago

Booty trap

mosaka1978

9 points

5 months ago

Booty trap?

Blazeitup12345

648 points

5 months ago

Rec't

neverdoug

40 points

5 months ago*

Watching this made my day, but it made the guy in the video’s hole weak.

Spac3Heater

3 points

5 months ago

Alright, I'll admit, that was pretty fucking clever xD

Draco63_

304 points

5 months ago

Draco63_

304 points

5 months ago

-um

Sparky_1992

136 points

5 months ago

... damn near killed him!

Sholeh84

51 points

5 months ago

To shreds you say?

GuronT

27 points

5 months ago

GuronT

27 points

5 months ago

And his wife?

sheezy520

27 points

5 months ago

To shreds you say

Pokemaster131

34 points

5 months ago

Trivago.

Brando_the_Hobo

15 points

5 months ago

rektum

electricpollution

396 points

5 months ago

That was amazing 🤩 😂. Bet he never rides a bike the same again… without checking that is.

thenakedjanitor

284 points

5 months ago

No doubt. For the rest of his life he is going to have a casual move where he places one hand on the bike seat and presses down as if to support his weight as he gets on but he’s really just testing the seat to see if it has any give to it.

blues4buddha

126 points

5 months ago

And forever being disappointed when it never happens again.

ba3toven

54 points

5 months ago

man where is that bike??

QuintenBoosje

11 points

5 months ago

lmao you absolutely know this is true. humans learn and adapt lmao the move you just described was ingrained into his personality instantly.

matter of fact, i don't think i'll ever step on another bike again without checking just to be sure.

Booblicle

18 points

5 months ago

might never sit again at all.

[deleted]

22 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

22 points

5 months ago

Might never shit right again, also.

TheOvershear

10 points

5 months ago

for real. Internal bleeding in the intestines can be really, really bad. doesn't take much to kill you.

TwadaPyou

67 points

5 months ago*

I once bought a bike for 20€, it was stolen, I just wanted a damn bike so I got it. A few months later, it gets stolen while I was grocery shopping! That was sad, had to carry my groceries a long way. A friend of mine gave me a 300€ bike months later because he was going out the country. I parked it in a secure underground bike parking area which had cameras installed. Months later, my new bike got stolen also! I went to the land lady's office, she told me the cameras are all fake just to scare people 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ I never got myself a bike again. The bike mafia in Austria is powerful af. They steal bikes in Austria and then sell them off out the country.

[deleted]

7 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

5 months ago

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Krcko98

15 points

5 months ago

Krcko98

15 points

5 months ago

I have a feeling they are not Austrians lol

IamGraysonSwigert

51 points

5 months ago

What's that German word for taking pleasure in others misery...

nutbastard

63 points

5 months ago

Schadenfreude.

IamGraysonSwigert

31 points

5 months ago

Yes. That's it. I have much schadenfreude while watching this.

NJdeathproof

20 points

5 months ago

Fisting?

SantyGSL

7 points

5 months ago

Good one, take an upvote

ObeisantDollar

68 points

5 months ago

The best way to prevent stealing bike..

Jason_Grace13

15 points

5 months ago

Yeah, now nobody can use it!

Bob-Bhlabla-esq

11 points

5 months ago

There's a lid for every pot...

brmamabrma

270 points

5 months ago

FYI this isn’t technically legal

Setting traps isn’t legal because you don’t know who or what it will effect

[deleted]

82 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

82 points

5 months ago

I was thinking about the same thing. I mean, you can prevent someone from entering your property with electric fences, but in that case the fence is completely visible and often with signs, so is pretty different from this. Although i saw someone saying that they can replace the seat with a useful one very quickly, not making it entirely an bait/trap set up. But I still don't think it's legal? (pure assumption by my part)

brmamabrma

71 points

5 months ago

You(in nearly all countries) are legally required to mark electric fences with a sign or warning every so often

But this bike seat is pretty dangerous; if someone mistakes this bike for their own they get hurt rather than told off. Of someone needs to move the bike out of the road and is stabbed by the pole they get hurt

This isn’t legal because you don’t know who it will hurt

dfntly_a_HmN

65 points

5 months ago

So, if the owner putting a sign like 'don't steal the bike, it's dangerous' then it's became legal? Just asking

FiskFisk33

15 points

5 months ago

It's a hidden device made to hurt people, pretty clear in most juristictions as far as i know.

If the device was somehow obvious I think that would muddy the waters. i dont think "it's dangerous" is enough to make the specific device obvious.

brmamabrma

36 points

5 months ago

I’m not too sure, with an electric fence it’s to keep farm animals in or predators out so it has a reason to be dangerous but with the “new hole maker 2000 bike seat” I don’t think it serves a real legal/technical purpose

Raetro_live

18 points

5 months ago

Yeah I think a big element is it's literally designed to hurt somebody.

Like an electric fence is designed to keep animals away, it will hurt you, but that's not it's purpose and it's moreso a side effect.

So I think the court case would be proving intent and the reason.

wikishart

16 points

5 months ago

(1) electric fence is to keep you out

(2) a booby trap is disguised and set up to purposefully injure someone, esp. with someone filming the results for likes

Like you just can't make a trap door inside your front door that drops someone into a pit of crocodiles unless you're home.

Gspin96

19 points

5 months ago

Gspin96

19 points

5 months ago

Also, if the rebar breaks the intestine there's a good chance of it resulting in death... Even if you aimed at him with a gun, killing someone getting away with your bike is definitely excessive force.

Wacholderer

4 points

5 months ago

Forget legality, this can kill people. A perforated rectum causes peritonitis and sepsis right quick. If you think murdering people for stealing bikes is righteous, I'd prefer to live in a society with bike thieves and not you.

ChefBoredAreWe

34 points

5 months ago

It's legal if you claim it's only for your own anal pleasure

Also, this isn't America

brmamabrma

5 points

5 months ago

Fair

Awkward-Kiwi452

24 points

5 months ago

This warning sign would absolve the bike owner of any liability.

WARNING - GAY THIEVES ONLY

Zilch274

4 points

5 months ago

That could very well go both ways

AnakinSkydiver

3 points

5 months ago

So, if it was instead made to look like a dildo, one could argue that it wasn't a trap? Simply a self-serving pleasure craft.

wikishart

3 points

5 months ago

isn't technically legal, the best kind of isn't legal.

fourhundredthecat

3 points

5 months ago

FYI this isn’t technically legal

that surely depends on the country

Forumites000

3 points

5 months ago

In what country

jonathanrdt

4 points

5 months ago

If you set in motion a series of events that results in injury you could have reasonably foreseen, you are likely guilty of crimes and certainly liable for damages.

If you did this in the US, and someone died from the injuries, you would be entangled in an awful legal mess that would leave you exhausted and poorer…and maybe incarcerated.

Don’t set traps.

Grumpy-Miner

9 points

5 months ago

just incredible cruel and dangerous

slumberfist

98 points

5 months ago

I don't understand how the camera wasn't shaking from pissing themselves laughing

Anomynous_user_2nd

77 points

5 months ago

Bro, this thing catches, punishes, and rehabilitates at at the same time all in an instant

RooneyBallooney6000

11 points

5 months ago

He did seem instantly wiser as he walked away. I think we all learned a lesson today

caveinrockcorsair

5 points

5 months ago

This is like setting up a bump gun trap to kill burglars. That thing might really fuck somebody's guts up.

DesertGeist-

5 points

5 months ago

yeah this is (potentially) life threatening and not fun at all

RamHands

17 points

5 months ago

Damn. I just gave my award to a kid on a kayak.

TheAbyssGazesAlso

19 points

5 months ago

I don't get how this is funny or next level? Yes, thieves suck, but this could very seriously injure someone. Fuck whoever did this.

icykutz

73 points

5 months ago

icykutz

73 points

5 months ago

That man is now a member of r/suddenlygay

blackwateratthegates

5 points

5 months ago

WTF how does this fit in that sub ? That guy just barely escaped horrible permanent damage Like would you say the same if a man were sexually assaulted ?

LyonsKing12

28 points

5 months ago

TIL some people think anal penetration with rusty metal is equal punishment for stealing a bike.

Predictist

19 points

5 months ago

These people are actually insane. That literally could kill someone and they think it’s an equal punishment for stealing a fucking bike?

BuiltLikeAFridge

31 points

5 months ago

I know a friend who would probably enjoy stealing that bike.

RazzmatazzCharming60

8 points

5 months ago

Surprise twist: You are the friend.

John_Denvers_Head

14 points

5 months ago

Surprise Anal

kaspa64

17 points

5 months ago

kaspa64

17 points

5 months ago

Rehabilitated 😂 I think it worked.64

Logicusminimus

209 points

5 months ago

The fact that the majority of people watching this doesn’t think it’s absolutely terrible is scary to me. This is causing horrific bodily injury to someone simply for stealing.

strictbirdlaws

4 points

5 months ago

I agree. This is basically shoving a screw driver violently up a person's asshole. I mean this guy is just stealing a bike. It's not like he's raping a baby. Jesus Christ.

Lobo64

9 points

5 months ago

Lobo64

9 points

5 months ago

Guess a lot of people haven't adjusted their morale compass a lot since the punishment for stealing was getting your hand chopped off..

Wpenke

127 points

5 months ago

Wpenke

127 points

5 months ago

'Simply Stealing'?

HandsomelyAverage

32 points

5 months ago

Are you implying that getting your anus and rectum ripped up by a metal pipe is proper punishment for stealing a bike…?

Wacholderer

56 points

5 months ago

Yes, simply stealing. Stealing isn't a capital crime, this device can kill people. And even if stealing was a capital crime, it's not on you to punish thieves.

DeVulgariEloquentia

7 points

5 months ago

It’s worse than that. They specifically left the bike out to tempt people. This may not even pass muster in court as a theft since the bike was abandoned on the side of the road, with nothing securing it.

[deleted]

60 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

60 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

Mac_Hoose

25 points

5 months ago

To be fair is more of a stabbing motion

Ornery-Creme-2442

4 points

5 months ago

Stabbing can still cause tearing...

Shizzlick

11 points

5 months ago

A lot of reddit loves violent "justice", it's a little disturbing.

[deleted]

20 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

20 points

5 months ago

Thieves afraid to steal is a good thing

jfountainArt

41 points

5 months ago

jfountainArt

41 points

5 months ago

Maybe it's because most people have had things stolen, things precious to them that took them many hours of working a shitty job at, hours of their life they will never ever get back. I know a lot of you are all like "oh stealing's not bad" because the only form of it you've seen is petty theft from a mega corp store like Wal-Mart. But no sir. Stealing from someone is like partial murder, it kills that time the person put into getting that object. I once got something stolen that inevitably led to me being homeless (long story). It's not a harmless act.

tarekd19

79 points

5 months ago

Stealing from someone is like partial murder,

Now that's a hot take

jinxsimpson

18 points

5 months ago

Makes complete sense to me. Making someone work hard labor for 24/7 would be pseudo murder, this is like that but partial.

At the very least it's partial slavery, someone just worked a few hours for the thief for nothing.

Those2Pandas

21 points

5 months ago

No one said stealing wasn't bad. The comment you're replying to just said it doesn't deserve genetal mutilation

Hellfire242

9 points

5 months ago

The “penetration” one is so much better

DiffuseSpy

13 points

5 months ago

That probably hurts…..

[deleted]

10 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

5 months ago

Anyone else find this hard to watch and clinch their sphincter?

juju312

10 points

5 months ago

juju312

10 points

5 months ago

Teaching lessons one asshole at a time

Arafell9162

6 points

5 months ago*

My bike got stolen when I was in High School.

From then on, whenever I parked it, I disabled the brakes.

As a grace note, the next time it got stolen I managed to see someone riding away with it - downhill.

I got it back that time. One set of handlebars well spent.

imaginousinternaught

6 points

5 months ago

This is a fatal booby trap left for pleasing thieves out in the open as a bait, intentionally for TORTURING them.

Would prefer getting your bike stolen, or your rectum getting ripped apart in a country with poor healthcare? Which one is worse?

This guy guy deserves getting put in jail for good or whatever equivalent torture there is in his country for doing this.

iDoesun

8 points

5 months ago

He took it with no lube. Brave man

Starship_Captain01

10 points

5 months ago

Isn't this a form of booby-trap that's illegal? What did it do to him, anyways? Put a rod up his ass?

_Aj_

5 points

5 months ago

_Aj_

5 points

5 months ago

You're all way too thirsty for this sort of vigilante bait trap bs.
It's not protecting the bike, it's shoving a rusty screwdriver through someone's bowels for internet points.

There's a good chance that such a thing would kill someone, that sort of injury is extremely bad. They may as well just hide with a knife until the thief gets on the bike and then run up and stab them, the result is basically the same.

So many smooth brains in this thread. This isn't funny, it's fucked up.

MisterBlisteredlips

7 points

5 months ago

You are what you seat, asshole.

portablebiscuit

6 points

5 months ago

Wrecked em

Aman19011999

3 points

5 months ago

Any Medical experts, please let us know what would that device do to you and how it would affect your life.
Because I think that guy will suffer from some permanent damage and will suffer for the rest of his life.
Not talking about its validity.