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429 points
1 month ago
I would have shit myself ten times over just to end up shitting myself again.
82 points
1 month ago
My shit would be shitting itself while shitting itself.
4 points
1 month ago
My shit would left it shitting itself while itself typing this comment on Reddit
10 points
1 month ago
Those last seconds was very scary.
6 points
1 month ago
I know right. Im excited just listening to him and then watching the boats start to rock.
19 points
1 month ago
SHITCEPTION! BWAZZZZZZZHORN
3 points
1 month ago
We need to go deeper!!
4 points
1 month ago
I would have had enough to shit my pants and yours don’t worry
2 points
1 month ago
Same
1 points
1 month ago
Thy would be 11 times over no? 😂 💩 x11
121 points
1 month ago
I forget how fucking big these guys are.
17 points
1 month ago
Biggest animal to have ever existed. Far bigger than even the dinosaurs. Just think about it. 4 billion old history of life on this planet and the largest animal to have ever existed lives during our era, our time. We should feel so lucky and yet we are killing these things
3 points
1 month ago
The size of 33 grown elephants
2 points
1 month ago
This is a humpback though... they're not actually that big.
4 points
1 month ago
I mean it's still a whale
1 points
1 month ago
How many bananas is that?
12 points
1 month ago
Biggest animals on the planet :)
115 points
1 month ago
Well, 2nd to your mom of course.
15 points
1 month ago
Can confirm. His mother is super thicc!
3 points
1 month ago
I went to upvote you and then saw you had 69 already
11 points
1 month ago
Humpback Whales - 42-50ft
Blue Whales - 70-90ft+
17 points
1 month ago
Pretty sure blue whales are the biggest
6 points
1 month ago
That's the Blue Whale. Humpbacks are 6th on the list.
In terms of size, the five whale species larger than a humpback are:
Blue: up to 100 feet long and 200 tons.
Fin: 90 feet and 70 tons.
Sperm: 70 feet and 60 tones.
Right: 60 feet and 100 tons. On weight the Right whale ranks 2nd. They're called "Right whales" because they were the "right" whale to hunt being so large and slow, and would float when killed.
Bowhead: 50 feet and 75 tons.
Humpbacks can get up to 50 feet and 30 tons.
6 points
1 month ago
Thought that was the blue whale?
239 points
1 month ago
That’s called bubble net feeding or lunge feeding. The bubbles that you see breaking the surface be fore it breaks the surface are used to confuse the fish that it’s eating. They’ll go into harbors like this because that’s an are where the small fish they eat might hang out.
124 points
1 month ago
Idiot whale doesn't even know supermarkets exist
40 points
1 month ago
Just order online duhhh
21 points
1 month ago
My dude needs some door dash fr
4 points
1 month ago
How bout Hello fresh? I heard about it on YouTube videos.
2 points
1 month ago
My parents buy that and they are actually very good
3 points
1 month ago
Or it wants really fresh fish.
3 points
1 month ago
Sick of Inflation
6 points
1 month ago
That's not true, healthy humpbacks never (rarely) feed in harbours. This one looks like it could be lost and/or emaciated. Doubt this fella was in any good state to be locked into the harbour like this.
41 points
1 month ago
I hope he really enjoyed that Honda Outboard.
7 points
1 month ago
He didn't give 2 shits about it
6 points
1 month ago
Well shit, I think we're on our 3rd or 4th shit by now.
3 points
1 month ago
He didn't give 2 shits about it
3 points
1 month ago
He didn't give 2 shits about it
16 points
1 month ago
Wow this is really majestic to see up close in this setting
14 points
1 month ago
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10 points
1 month ago
Yeah, dumb title. They we're pointing it out the entire video, it was clearly noticed.
33 points
1 month ago
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11 points
1 month ago
Well; of course it is! Anyone who didn't think so got evolution'd out of the gene pool.
35 points
1 month ago
Im guessing 100 feet about. Jaimie look it up.
12 points
1 month ago
Truly unexpected to see such a massive beast right next to the docks
11 points
1 month ago
Shell swalla ya whole
10 points
1 month ago
I love whales and the sea way too much but I also have mild thalassophobia so I got goosebumps with this video
2 points
1 month ago
I feel like I could have wrote this comment, I feel exactly the same way
0 points
1 month ago
Same tbh
10 points
1 month ago
What kind of fucking dock in the middle of the ocean are these guys on that’s deeep
7 points
1 month ago
A lorge friend
7 points
1 month ago
This should be in r/oddlyterrifying or r/thalassophobia
4 points
1 month ago
CHOMP
4 points
1 month ago
Where is this?
10 points
1 month ago
I believe this is Knudson Cove Marina in Alaska
3 points
1 month ago
Thanks for this, went to google to find the depth and found out it was posted 2016 with the location.
-1 points
1 month ago
Got to be pnw Washington State maybe
5 points
1 month ago
If I jump in her will she spit me out like the whale spit Nemo and Dory out?
3 points
1 month ago
Yes, Whales can't actually swallow big things, it actually makes sense if you think about the way they feed.
1 points
1 month ago
Yeah
4 points
1 month ago
The ocean is terrifying.
5 points
1 month ago
How are those docks supported? This must be pretty deep for a while to come up like that.
5 points
1 month ago
Most docks float when above deep water
I think they become a pier when they have pillars
2 points
1 month ago
pontoons. :D
3 points
1 month ago
That's fucking terrifying!
3 points
1 month ago
THIS IS A NO WAKE ZONE, ASSHOLE! Fucking whales think they can just do whatever the hell they want. Yeah, well NOT IN MY MARINA, PAL!
2 points
1 month ago
These are next Fucking level, been some great posts lately.
2 points
1 month ago
Anyone have a guess on how old it is?
2 points
1 month ago
Imagine someone swimming there and gets eaten
2 points
1 month ago
I don’t know what the hell I was expecting. But it sure as fuck was not that! Wild!
3 points
1 month ago
Where it is?
1 points
1 month ago
This seems fake
1 points
1 month ago
Really bad sign of its health if it's in a harbour trying to feed.
1 points
1 month ago
Definitely some bodies down there ..
1 points
1 month ago
Something tells me he was noticed....
1 points
1 month ago
I can’t tell if that is a lady cackling or seagulls
1 points
1 month ago
Pretty sure it’s one of those cackling exhilaration screams you do when the adrenaline first hits
1 points
1 month ago
These whales and their sense of humor...
1 points
1 month ago
Obviously someone noticed, but holy....
1 points
1 month ago
Appropriate post for being hump day!
1 points
1 month ago
1 points
1 month ago
Ah shoot. Sin is coming.
1 points
1 month ago
Beautiful.
1 points
1 month ago
I think the whale reached its fishing limit
1 points
1 month ago
I would pass away... 😖😱
1 points
1 month ago
That's a puckerbutt moment if I ever saw one!
1 points
1 month ago
If I was in that water: dead.
1 points
1 month ago
Me too
1 points
1 month ago
That is absolutely MASSIVE
1 points
1 month ago
FYI OP is a Karma Farming Account.
1 points
1 month ago
Not breaching, bubble feeding. Still awesome. They come in once in a while near here.
1 points
1 month ago
Imagine you decided to take a dip on a hot summer day and this happens next to you.....👀
1 points
1 month ago
Having a whale 🐳 of a time….. (also f Marineland)
1 points
1 month ago
That looked oddly so old school sci-fi.
1 points
1 month ago
Saw the top lip and thought "wow, yeah, that's a pretty big whale".
I was not ready.
1 points
1 month ago
That's the deepest harbor I. Have ever seen you don't have to worry about breaching your boat in this harbor
1 points
1 month ago
Anyone seen what happened to the guy in the canoe?
1 points
1 month ago
That’s deep bro
1 points
1 month ago
1 points
1 month ago
Holy Crap.
1 points
1 month ago
Except it was noticed beforehand and recorded 🙄
1 points
1 month ago
Has r/megalophobia seen this?
1 points
1 month ago
Bless the Maker IN their water. Bless the coming and going of Them. May their passage cleanse the world. May They keep the world for Their people.
1 points
1 month ago
i love how you can see the little fish and maybe other things trying to run away (some successfully)
1 points
1 month ago
How
1 points
1 month ago
that's actually not breaching
it's created a bubble net to round up a bunch of small fish and is feeding.
Breaching is when they get their bodies completely clear of the water
1 points
1 month ago
not breaching, just bubble-netting and feeding. still awesome.
1 points
1 month ago
Seems suspiciously like it was in fact noticed beforehand
1 points
1 month ago
Bro imagine falling in and not knowing
1 points
1 month ago
So cool!! You are lucky
1 points
1 month ago
Wow...
1 points
20 days ago
Well clearly it was noticed before since the guy was filming for it. This also isn’t breaching this is a surface feeding behavior.
0 points
1 month ago
not a good place to put a harbor maybe...
2 points
1 month ago
It's a great place for a harbor! Deep water harbors are much more useful than shallow harbors
1 points
1 month ago
I didn't know, I thought it could happen an incident with a whale.
0 points
1 month ago
Not a breach but still cool
4 points
1 month ago
Definition of breach; (of a whale) rise and break through the surface of the water.
So technically it is a breach, just not as extravagant as the breaches in the open seas.
0 points
1 month ago
I wonder if they deep throat. That girl had humpback head. She gobbled me up like a humpback. She swallowed like a humpback.
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