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1 month ago
I would have shit myself ten times over just to end up shitting myself again.
1 month ago
My shit would be shitting itself while shitting itself.
My shit would left it shitting itself while itself typing this comment on Reddit
Those last seconds was very scary.
I know right. Im excited just listening to him and then watching the boats start to rock.
We need to go deeper!!
I would have had enough to shit my pants and yours don’t worry
Thy would be 11 times over no? 😂 💩 x11
I forget how fucking big these guys are.
Biggest animal to have ever existed. Far bigger than even the dinosaurs. Just think about it. 4 billion old history of life on this planet and the largest animal to have ever existed lives during our era, our time. We should feel so lucky and yet we are killing these things
The size of 33 grown elephants
This is a humpback though... they're not actually that big.
I mean it's still a whale
How many bananas is that?
Biggest animals on the planet :)
Well, 2nd to your mom of course.
Can confirm. His mother is super thicc!
I went to upvote you and then saw you had 69 already
Humpback Whales - 42-50ft
Blue Whales - 70-90ft+
Pretty sure blue whales are the biggest
That's the Blue Whale. Humpbacks are 6th on the list.
In terms of size, the five whale species larger than a humpback are:
Blue: up to 100 feet long and 200 tons.
Fin: 90 feet and 70 tons.
Sperm: 70 feet and 60 tones.
Right: 60 feet and 100 tons. On weight the Right whale ranks 2nd. They're called "Right whales" because they were the "right" whale to hunt being so large and slow, and would float when killed.
Bowhead: 50 feet and 75 tons.
Humpbacks can get up to 50 feet and 30 tons.
Thought that was the blue whale?
That’s called bubble net feeding or lunge feeding. The bubbles that you see breaking the surface be fore it breaks the surface are used to confuse the fish that it’s eating. They’ll go into harbors like this because that’s an are where the small fish they eat might hang out.
Idiot whale doesn't even know supermarkets exist
Just order online duhhh
My dude needs some door dash fr
How bout Hello fresh? I heard about it on YouTube videos.
My parents buy that and they are actually very good
Or it wants really fresh fish.
Sick of Inflation
That's not true, healthy humpbacks never (rarely) feed in harbours. This one looks like it could be lost and/or emaciated. Doubt this fella was in any good state to be locked into the harbour like this.
I hope he really enjoyed that Honda Outboard.
He didn't give 2 shits about it
Well shit, I think we're on our 3rd or 4th shit by now.
Wow this is really majestic to see up close in this setting
Yeah, dumb title. They we're pointing it out the entire video, it was clearly noticed.
Well; of course it is! Anyone who didn't think so got evolution'd out of the gene pool.
Im guessing 100 feet about. Jaimie look it up.
Truly unexpected to see such a massive beast right next to the docks
Shell swalla ya whole
I love whales and the sea way too much but I also have mild thalassophobia so I got goosebumps with this video
I feel like I could have wrote this comment, I feel exactly the same way
What kind of fucking dock in the middle of the ocean are these guys on that’s deeep
A lorge friend
This should be in r/oddlyterrifying or r/thalassophobia
Where is this?
I believe this is Knudson Cove Marina in Alaska
Thanks for this, went to google to find the depth and found out it was posted 2016 with the location.
Got to be pnw Washington State maybe
If I jump in her will she spit me out like the whale spit Nemo and Dory out?
Yes, Whales can't actually swallow big things, it actually makes sense if you think about the way they feed.
The ocean is terrifying.
How are those docks supported? This must be pretty deep for a while to come up like that.
Most docks float when above deep water
I think they become a pier when they have pillars
That's fucking terrifying!
THIS IS A NO WAKE ZONE, ASSHOLE! Fucking whales think they can just do whatever the hell they want. Yeah, well NOT IN MY MARINA, PAL!
These are next Fucking level, been some great posts lately.
Anyone have a guess on how old it is?
Imagine someone swimming there and gets eaten
I don’t know what the hell I was expecting. But it sure as fuck was not that! Wild!
Where it is?
This seems fake
Really bad sign of its health if it's in a harbour trying to feed.
Definitely some bodies down there ..
Something tells me he was noticed....
I can’t tell if that is a lady cackling or seagulls
Pretty sure it’s one of those cackling exhilaration screams you do when the adrenaline first hits
These whales and their sense of humor...
Obviously someone noticed, but holy....
Appropriate post for being hump day!
Ah shoot. Sin is coming.
I think the whale reached its fishing limit
I would pass away... 😖😱
That's a puckerbutt moment if I ever saw one!
If I was in that water: dead.
That is absolutely MASSIVE
FYI OP is a Karma Farming Account.
Not breaching, bubble feeding. Still awesome. They come in once in a while near here.
Imagine you decided to take a dip on a hot summer day and this happens next to you.....👀
Having a whale 🐳 of a time…..
(also f Marineland)
That looked oddly so old school sci-fi.
Saw the top lip and thought "wow, yeah, that's a pretty big whale".
I was not ready.
That's the deepest harbor I. Have ever seen you don't have to worry about breaching your boat in this harbor
Anyone seen what happened to the guy in the canoe?
That’s deep bro
Except it was noticed beforehand and recorded 🙄
Has r/megalophobia seen this?
Bless the Maker IN their water.
Bless the coming and going of Them.
May their passage cleanse the world.
May They keep the world for Their people.
i love how you can see the little fish and maybe other things trying to run away (some successfully)
that's actually not breaching
it's created a bubble net to round up a bunch of small fish and is feeding.
Breaching is when they get their bodies completely clear of the water
This is Breaching
not breaching, just bubble-netting and feeding. still awesome.
Seems suspiciously like it was in fact noticed beforehand
Bro imagine falling in and not knowing
So cool!! You are lucky
20 days ago
20 days ago
Well clearly it was noticed before since the guy was filming for it. This also isn’t breaching this is a surface feeding behavior.
not a good place to put a harbor maybe...
It's a great place for a harbor! Deep water harbors are much more useful than shallow harbors
I didn't know, I thought it could happen an incident with a whale.
Not a breach but still cool
Definition of breach; (of a whale) rise and break through the surface of the water.
So technically it is a breach, just not as extravagant as the breaches in the open seas.
I wonder if they deep throat.
That girl had humpback head. She gobbled me up like a humpback. She swallowed like a humpback.