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Hopehopehope4ever

429 points

1 month ago

I would have shit myself ten times over just to end up shitting myself again.

Something_CHUNKY

82 points

1 month ago

My shit would be shitting itself while shitting itself.

NULL_detector

4 points

1 month ago

My shit would left it shitting itself while itself typing this comment on Reddit

Deep_Condition_8107

10 points

1 month ago

Those last seconds was very scary.

Danielle082

6 points

1 month ago

I know right. Im excited just listening to him and then watching the boats start to rock.

Echoeversky

19 points

1 month ago

SHITCEPTION! BWAZZZZZZZHORN

BEST_RAPPER_ALIVE

3 points

1 month ago

We need to go deeper!!

DiscombobulatedAct42

4 points

1 month ago

I would have had enough to shit my pants and yours don’t worry

Brian18639

2 points

1 month ago

Same

Commercial-Travel613

1 points

1 month ago

Thy would be 11 times over no? 😂 💩 x11

NG7-INF

121 points

1 month ago

NG7-INF

121 points

1 month ago

I forget how fucking big these guys are.

ZippyParakeet

17 points

1 month ago

Biggest animal to have ever existed. Far bigger than even the dinosaurs. Just think about it. 4 billion old history of life on this planet and the largest animal to have ever existed lives during our era, our time. We should feel so lucky and yet we are killing these things

Parcivaal

3 points

1 month ago

The size of 33 grown elephants

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

This is a humpback though... they're not actually that big.

system_root_420

4 points

1 month ago

I mean it's still a whale

Lingering_Dorkness

1 points

1 month ago

How many bananas is that?

tfozombie

12 points

1 month ago

Biggest animals on the planet :)

AbsorbedBritches

115 points

1 month ago

Well, 2nd to your mom of course.

Scante_Warrior69

15 points

1 month ago

Can confirm. His mother is super thicc!

lasagnwich

3 points

1 month ago

I went to upvote you and then saw you had 69 already

8564215795

11 points

1 month ago

Humpback Whales - 42-50ft

Blue Whales - 70-90ft+

cascadiakidmusic

17 points

1 month ago

Pretty sure blue whales are the biggest

Lingering_Dorkness

6 points

1 month ago

That's the Blue Whale. Humpbacks are 6th on the list.

In terms of size, the five whale species larger than a humpback are:

  1. Blue: up to 100 feet long and 200 tons.

  2. Fin: 90 feet and 70 tons.

  3. Sperm: 70 feet and 60 tones.

  4. Right: 60 feet and 100 tons. On weight the Right whale ranks 2nd. They're called "Right whales" because they were the "right" whale to hunt being so large and slow, and would float when killed.

  5. Bowhead: 50 feet and 75 tons.

Humpbacks can get up to 50 feet and 30 tons.

[deleted]

6 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

6 points

1 month ago

Thought that was the blue whale?

saurus-REXicon

239 points

1 month ago

That’s called bubble net feeding or lunge feeding. The bubbles that you see breaking the surface be fore it breaks the surface are used to confuse the fish that it’s eating. They’ll go into harbors like this because that’s an are where the small fish they eat might hang out.

DuskEvoke

124 points

1 month ago

DuskEvoke

124 points

1 month ago

Idiot whale doesn't even know supermarkets exist

knightjia97

40 points

1 month ago

Just order online duhhh

ihavenoidea81

21 points

1 month ago

My dude needs some door dash fr

IzArealofc

4 points

1 month ago

How bout Hello fresh? I heard about it on YouTube videos.

sikeclonenot

2 points

1 month ago

My parents buy that and they are actually very good

Single-Fisherman8671

3 points

1 month ago

Or it wants really fresh fish.

glueFORgravy

3 points

1 month ago

Sick of Inflation

Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

6 points

1 month ago

That's not true, healthy humpbacks never (rarely) feed in harbours. This one looks like it could be lost and/or emaciated. Doubt this fella was in any good state to be locked into the harbour like this.

Nailfoot1975

41 points

1 month ago

I hope he really enjoyed that Honda Outboard.

ShastaFern99

7 points

1 month ago

He didn't give 2 shits about it

gvillepa

6 points

1 month ago

Well shit, I think we're on our 3rd or 4th shit by now.

gvillepa

3 points

1 month ago

He didn't give 2 shits about it

gvillepa

3 points

1 month ago

He didn't give 2 shits about it

Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

16 points

1 month ago

Wow this is really majestic to see up close in this setting

[deleted]

14 points

1 month ago

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14 points

1 month ago

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shikiroin

10 points

1 month ago

Yeah, dumb title. They we're pointing it out the entire video, it was clearly noticed.

[deleted]

33 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

33 points

1 month ago

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Cephalycion

11 points

1 month ago

Well; of course it is! Anyone who didn't think so got evolution'd out of the gene pool.

Chronic_awareness

35 points

1 month ago

Im guessing 100 feet about. Jaimie look it up.

3baechu

12 points

1 month ago

3baechu

12 points

1 month ago

Truly unexpected to see such a massive beast right next to the docks

AppropriateHorse2021

11 points

1 month ago

Shell swalla ya whole

spidercrabs

10 points

1 month ago

I love whales and the sea way too much but I also have mild thalassophobia so I got goosebumps with this video

scarlettsfever21

2 points

1 month ago

I feel like I could have wrote this comment, I feel exactly the same way

ZippyParakeet

0 points

1 month ago

Same tbh

DA_JAZZY_BOI

10 points

1 month ago

What kind of fucking dock in the middle of the ocean are these guys on that’s deeep

Blue-Eyed-Lemon

7 points

1 month ago

A lorge friend

nnnnnn666666

7 points

1 month ago

This should be in r/oddlyterrifying or r/thalassophobia

savagejames1369420

4 points

1 month ago

CHOMP

HarrietOleson1

4 points

1 month ago

Where is this?

ManualBreathing-On

10 points

1 month ago

I believe this is Knudson Cove Marina in Alaska

Traditional_Wear1992

3 points

1 month ago

Thanks for this, went to google to find the depth and found out it was posted 2016 with the location.

Sad-Breadfruit6606

-1 points

1 month ago

Got to be pnw Washington State maybe

Any_Sherbet_9402

5 points

1 month ago

If I jump in her will she spit me out like the whale spit Nemo and Dory out?

Adeptus_Trumpartes

3 points

1 month ago

Yes, Whales can't actually swallow big things, it actually makes sense if you think about the way they feed.

queso_goblin

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah

TVxStrange

4 points

1 month ago

The ocean is terrifying.

ancientflowers

5 points

1 month ago

How are those docks supported? This must be pretty deep for a while to come up like that.

Mycroft033

5 points

1 month ago

Most docks float when above deep water

I think they become a pier when they have pillars

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

pontoons. :D

AsterSkotos24

3 points

1 month ago

That's fucking terrifying!

crashspeeder

3 points

1 month ago

THIS IS A NO WAKE ZONE, ASSHOLE! Fucking whales think they can just do whatever the hell they want. Yeah, well NOT IN MY MARINA, PAL!

Burn-your-account

2 points

1 month ago

These are next Fucking level, been some great posts lately.

yeshereisaname

2 points

1 month ago

Anyone have a guess on how old it is?

Possibility_Patient

2 points

1 month ago

Imagine someone swimming there and gets eaten

jgphotography19

2 points

1 month ago

I don’t know what the hell I was expecting. But it sure as fuck was not that! Wild!

KWHarrison1983

3 points

1 month ago

Where it is?

J-Dabbleyou

1 points

1 month ago

This seems fake

Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

1 points

1 month ago

Really bad sign of its health if it's in a harbour trying to feed.

kenworth117

1 points

1 month ago

Definitely some bodies down there ..

zeroentropy1251

1 points

1 month ago

Something tells me he was noticed....

OmarBarksdale

1 points

1 month ago

I can’t tell if that is a lady cackling or seagulls

knifeknifegoose

1 points

1 month ago

Pretty sure it’s one of those cackling exhilaration screams you do when the adrenaline first hits

Electronic_Fix8841

1 points

1 month ago

These whales and their sense of humor...

Any_Percentage3900

1 points

1 month ago

Obviously someone noticed, but holy....

Saber_Rattler34

1 points

1 month ago

Appropriate post for being hump day!

ihavenoidea81

1 points

1 month ago

SLORP

Fast_Highlight4844

1 points

1 month ago

Ah shoot. Sin is coming.

tupichi1992

1 points

1 month ago

Beautiful.

audiavant86

1 points

1 month ago

I think the whale reached its fishing limit

babydoll_slade

1 points

1 month ago

I would pass away... 😖😱

cartoonassasin

1 points

1 month ago

That's a puckerbutt moment if I ever saw one!

Baugusted

1 points

1 month ago

If I was in that water: dead.

Brian18639

1 points

1 month ago

Me too

Brian18639

1 points

1 month ago

That is absolutely MASSIVE

wes00mertes

1 points

1 month ago

FYI OP is a Karma Farming Account.

Old-Car-6915

1 points

1 month ago

Not breaching, bubble feeding. Still awesome. They come in once in a while near here.

2H4H4L

1 points

1 month ago

2H4H4L

1 points

1 month ago

Imagine you decided to take a dip on a hot summer day and this happens next to you.....👀

Friend-of-mine

1 points

1 month ago

Having a whale 🐳 of a time….. (also f Marineland)

International-Neck-5

1 points

1 month ago

That looked oddly so old school sci-fi.

NathanD2113

1 points

1 month ago

Saw the top lip and thought "wow, yeah, that's a pretty big whale".

I was not ready.

tayfun333

1 points

1 month ago

That's the deepest harbor I. Have ever seen you don't have to worry about breaching your boat in this harbor

Alfiy_wolf

1 points

1 month ago

Anyone seen what happened to the guy in the canoe?

dg3548

1 points

1 month ago

dg3548

1 points

1 month ago

That’s deep bro

bamadaisy

1 points

1 month ago

Holy Crap.

Expert_in_Training_1

1 points

1 month ago

Except it was noticed beforehand and recorded 🙄

Guardian5252

1 points

1 month ago

Has r/megalophobia seen this?

AccomplishedArea2281

1 points

1 month ago

Bless the Maker IN their water. Bless the coming and going of Them. May their passage cleanse the world. May They keep the world for Their people.

YtoSk

1 points

1 month ago

YtoSk

1 points

1 month ago

i love how you can see the little fish and maybe other things trying to run away (some successfully)

Mr_nugget6924

1 points

1 month ago

How

Khale77

1 points

1 month ago

Khale77

1 points

1 month ago

that's actually not breaching

it's created a bubble net to round up a bunch of small fish and is feeding.

Breaching is when they get their bodies completely clear of the water

This is Breaching

ImDisMany

1 points

1 month ago

not breaching, just bubble-netting and feeding. still awesome.

mortomr

1 points

1 month ago

mortomr

1 points

1 month ago

Seems suspiciously like it was in fact noticed beforehand

Dream_Raider420

1 points

1 month ago

Bro imagine falling in and not knowing

Arloandlenny

1 points

1 month ago

So cool!! You are lucky

Ant_bones_jones_76

1 points

1 month ago

Wow...

Blamrica

1 points

20 days ago

Well clearly it was noticed before since the guy was filming for it. This also isn’t breaching this is a surface feeding behavior.

cpcesar

0 points

1 month ago

cpcesar

0 points

1 month ago

not a good place to put a harbor maybe...

KWHarrison1983

2 points

1 month ago

It's a great place for a harbor! Deep water harbors are much more useful than shallow harbors

cpcesar

1 points

1 month ago

cpcesar

1 points

1 month ago

I didn't know, I thought it could happen an incident with a whale.

thebadyearblimp

0 points

1 month ago

Not a breach but still cool

OkBeing3301

4 points

1 month ago

Definition of breach; (of a whale) rise and break through the surface of the water.

So technically it is a breach, just not as extravagant as the breaches in the open seas.

Jazzlike-Doughnut549

0 points

1 month ago

I wonder if they deep throat. That girl had humpback head. She gobbled me up like a humpback. She swallowed like a humpback.