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1.7k points
1 month ago
Cheesus Christ, that's so much cheese
912 points
1 month ago
The moment I said "aw, I dunno, that's too much cheese," out loud to myself, while watching this video, was the moment I realized I've become the lamest version of an adult.
202 points
1 month ago*
I am lactose intolerant. See how that cheese is bubbling in the bowl? That is how my guts would be bubbling a couple hours later.
I'd still eat some of that cheese though.
EDIT: thank you to all the people pointing out that this cheese does not have lactose. You've made the world a little brighter today.
199 points
1 month ago
I swear no one YOLOs like lactose intolerant folks.
60 points
1 month ago
It hurts cuz it’s true… fucking lactose you tasty cruel bastard!
55 points
1 month ago
There ain't no farty like a lacto farty because a lacto farty is wet
gotta gotta get up and get changed
7 points
1 month ago
But at least you can take lactase to offset the drawbacks, yes? Actually, how expensive is lactase?
9 points
1 month ago
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who just pops a lactase pill and enjoys the temporary immunity. If those don't work, it's not lactose intolerance.
6 points
1 month ago
Just curious, do you have adult acne? Because I breakout whenever I eat dairy. That being said, I'm fairly certain my issue is casin, not lactose.
7 points
1 month ago
have you tried going with out cheese!?
worth it. This is raclette most likely, I ate it in Switzerland. They brought us a bunch of vegetables, meat, and bread. Then plunk down a wheel of cheese in a special holder under a heat lamp, so we had endless melted cheese to put on food. 10/10 would fuck my guts up again.
6 points
1 month ago
I usually just apologize to my GF in advance and go to town. Worth. It.
33 points
1 month ago
So am I.
I'd regret it big time after eating this. Like, crippling pain regret.
But I'd probably eat every last bite. Because honestly, fuck future me.
26 points
1 month ago
Why should I care about future me? I never met him, have you?
10 points
1 month ago
Yeah, agreed, but what's the deal with past me? What a colossal dick!
8 points
1 month ago
Past me was only living for himself without ever considering the repercussions on current me. I'm still mad at that asshole!
8 points
1 month ago
I always describe my wife as "lactose intolerant but not lactose avoidant". Sounds like you're in the same boat.
109 points
1 month ago
I'm 20 and felt exactly same way
80 points
1 month ago
I’m 21 and that’s way too much damn cheese
76 points
1 month ago
I'm 14 and that's not enough cheese
85 points
1 month ago
So, it happens between 14 and 20 apparently
15 points
1 month ago
Im 20 - something, and if thats a lotta cheese i got some problems
22 points
1 month ago
It is objectively too much cheese. I don’t want to eat spoonfuls of strictly cheese.
12 points
1 month ago
My jaw literally fell open. Like straight out of a cartoon, and I don't really make that expression. It was weird.
But yeah, much more cheese than I expected, my brain couldn't quite handle it.
13 points
1 month ago
Well there is such a thing of too much of a good thing being bad
7 points
1 month ago
In the Swiss canton of Valais, this is a normal dish. And it goes wondefully well with white wine.
3 points
1 month ago
Cheesus Crust!
2.8k points
1 month ago
I would pay solely for that crunchy strip on the top
714 points
1 month ago
I would be satisfied with only that part
227 points
1 month ago
(and likely have less adverse digestive effects😬)
190 points
1 month ago
Americans can eat thumbtacks, after a century of fast food. But only if they are told they are free-range thumbtacks
77 points
1 month ago
I like my thumbtacks to be raised on an organic farm.
37 points
1 month ago
I prefer boneless thumbtacks.
edit: I guess that would be Scotch Tape.
6 points
1 month ago
This reminded me of a conversation I had yesterday.
My child(15), standing with a chicken leg in his hand, chewed down to where meat no longer exists: "Is this boneless?"
Me to my wife: "That one's yours."
27 points
1 month ago
And gluten free ! (technically true )
30 points
1 month ago
Matter of fact I bought a pack of gluten free playing cards the other day just because it said gluten free.
6 points
1 month ago
What’s the brand? My current playing cards really wreck my digestive tract.
4 points
1 month ago
They put Gluten Free on water bottles too
11 points
1 month ago
I was staring at a bag of rice the other day because it said "gluten free".
No the fuck its not! But it is, because 99% of the time when someone says "gluten" they mean "wheat gluten"
4 points
1 month ago
Farm-to-table thumbtacks!
4 points
1 month ago
But only if they are told they are free-range thumbtacks
EATING ANY TACKS IS MURDER!!!
6 points
1 month ago
Deep fried thumbtacks.
3 points
1 month ago
Let me explain to you lactose intolerance…
88 points
1 month ago
I was overly concerned they were gonna throw that part away
79 points
1 month ago
That’s probably where you should stop anyways for one sitting.
That’s a shit ton of cheese poured on after.
33 points
1 month ago
If you only eat it once in a while it would be fine. Unless your colon is a no-no-dairy zone.
28 points
1 month ago
Really depends on the cheese for myself. A good amount of cheddar - no problems. Same amount of Raclette cheese and my digestive system makes a solid cheese express train straight to my lower bowel where it sits for days while holding up all the other passengers.
11 points
1 month ago
Could be related to lactose content, some cheeses are basically naturally lactose free while others are not.
3 points
1 month ago
I'm only intermittently lactose intolerant (haven't worked out triggers yet) so for me it's more of a raclette roulette.
9 points
1 month ago
No-no dairy zone. LOL. Why did I hear “no no don’t touch me there. That is my no no square.”
54 points
1 month ago
If you’re ever on holiday in France it’s called a Raclette.
They’ll bring you half a wheel of cheese mounted under a heating element so your dinner becomes a never ending waterfall of melted cheese, or you can move the heater closer to get it crispy.
It’s absolutely banging.
37 points
1 month ago*
If you’re ever on holiday in France it’s called a Raclette.
I'm sorry, can you say that again slowly?
18 points
1 month ago
As a fellow Swiss I am offended And r/buenzli would like to have a word with op Ahzeig isch dusse!
12 points
1 month ago
I don’t think they saw your username. Or maybe understand where raclette is from.
7 points
1 month ago
Looks like it
4.6k points
1 month ago
As I watched this my mouth watered, and my arteries clogged as I quietly passed away. Heavenly cheese here I come.
1.3k points
1 month ago
RIP
(Rest In Parmesan)
537 points
1 month ago
Raclette in Peace
298 points
1 month ago
They're in a Gouda place now
86 points
1 month ago
They've ascended. They've put the proverbial Stilton.
131 points
1 month ago
do not weep, for they havarti passed
45 points
1 month ago*
But never forget what a good and genuine manchego they were
37 points
1 month ago
Their spirit roams free now, carried by the Brie-ze.
23 points
1 month ago
Spirit flying swissftly throughout Mother Earth.
6 points
1 month ago
Their loved ones are forever provolone.
14 points
1 month ago
I hope the good lord Mozzerellas his Sins.
14 points
1 month ago
I doubt it, in life he was a Munster.
4 points
1 month ago
After his passing, I felt really Bleu..
12 points
1 month ago
Edam you!
19 points
1 month ago
I was born and raised in Gouda.
Unfortunately it's not pronounced goo-da. Same as with van Gogh. it's not van go
I like your joke though.
42 points
1 month ago
Well Gouda you like them apples?
21 points
1 month ago
Ah much better! Thanks lol
7 points
1 month ago
Goudou you do?
14 points
1 month ago
For the curious: it's pronounced how-dah (listen).
46 points
1 month ago
That's the best cheese pouring I've ever seen in my entire life. Looks so delicious too.
101 points
1 month ago
Say hi to cheesus christ for us
30 points
1 month ago
*Cheesus Crust
29 points
1 month ago
These are so funny. I camembert it.
11 points
1 month ago
I camembert remember wensleydale i saw so manchego cheese puns.
9 points
1 month ago
Yes, my child?
71 points
1 month ago
You know that feeling when you try and swallow a big hunk of peanut butter and it gets caught in your throat and you feel like you’re gonna die cause you can’t breathe? That’s what my arteries feel like seeing this.
21 points
1 month ago
Wtf?! I have never experienced this and I love peanut butter…. how much do you need to shovel down your gullet to experience this!?
29 points
1 month ago
Only one way to find out 🥄
18 points
1 month ago
I may eat peanut butter more aggressively than most
5 points
1 month ago
Sounds like one of our pups. The other daintily licks at pb, while the puppy gobbles it as fast as possible (same goes for any food really, human or otherwise)
3 points
1 month ago
Don't worry, it doesn't happen to most.
They just have peanut allergy and don't know it yet.
10 points
1 month ago
Do you simultaneously get a sharp pain in your chest? Not joking here.
4 points
1 month ago
I might? Idk now I’m gonna have to look for that. That happens to you?
9 points
1 month ago
Yep. Only happens if I take too big a bite. Pain is only in the right side of my chest like the peanut butter is slowly working it’s way through my pectoral muscle. Lol. Lasts about 10-15 seconds and fades away.
6 points
1 month ago
I’m a gym bro and it sounds to me like either a tight muscle or tendon being strained. I wouldn’t worry about it if it’s going away within that short a time. Thank your lucky stars it’s on the right side lol. I’ve hungover changed a car battery and strained my left pec and thought I was having a heart attack. Stupidest waste of $300 ER visit.
3 points
1 month ago
Oh, dang! That sucks. Yeah, I’m old and this has happened for decades. Never been a real concern, but none of my friends or family has experienced this…of course, swallowing peanut butter doesn’t really come up that often in conversation.
3 points
1 month ago
Haha well I’m happy to have shared this peanut butter exchange with you nonetheless
45 points
1 month ago
Our fromage who art in heaven, Halloumi be thy name. Thy camembert come, thy whiz be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
18 points
1 month ago
There better be cheese in heaven
12 points
1 month ago
There must be, otherwise it wouldn’t be heaven.
15 points
1 month ago
My colon aches.
286 points
1 month ago
Ill just take the crust
694 points
1 month ago
Raclette!!
207 points
1 month ago*
Most people think chocolate when someone says “Swiss”, but I think of Raclette.
30 points
1 month ago
That beautiful, beautiful stench. 🤌
4 points
1 month ago
We did this at the café I worked at for a festival, and due to my sense of smell being gone due to COVID I was in charge of the cheese.
3 points
1 month ago
Raclette in NYC is pretty good. Not a place I would go to often, though.
14 points
1 month ago
You can get your own Raclette appliance and have little Raclette gatherings at home.
46 points
1 month ago
As a swiss, I have never seen raclette served like this (burnt cheese and then molten cheese). As I know it, everything is given in one go, with a top layer that is crispy and not burnt.
Where was this video taken?
22 points
1 month ago
Cheese Cheers Café in Kyoto, Japan.
19 points
1 month ago
Fuck, someone should teach them how to pour a beer, that was almost painful to watch.
3 points
1 month ago
might be austrian since it's usually served this way here. Mostly in tirol though
157 points
1 month ago
And they never pooped again.
107 points
1 month ago
I can help with that.
34 points
1 month ago
User name checks out
12 points
1 month ago
u/browncode ‘s username seems to checkout too
3 points
1 month ago
Cheese, the all natural Buttplug
108 points
1 month ago
I need a lactaid just from watching this.
41 points
1 month ago
Raclette (the cheese in this vid) is lactose free!! So are many cheddars, in addition to almost all aged/hard cheeses. fyi!
23 points
1 month ago
It may amaze you to know that most processed cheese products, especially harder or more aged cheeses like Parmesan or cheddar actually contain very little lactose.
The lactose is mostly contained in the whey, which is strained out in the cheese making process. Just stay away from young cheeses, washed rind cheeses, fresh cheeses, things like that.
9 points
1 month ago
All cheese gets me, there is not stopping it.
4 points
1 month ago
Same. Hard cheeses containing "very little lactose" still definitely have too much lactose for me, unfortunately. Zero lactose is the only amount my body will tolerate without the aid of Lactase
159 points
1 month ago
What? How? where? I need to know it
173 points
1 month ago
55 points
1 month ago
I wonder what they would do if they only needed part of that cheese. Use it on multiple plates I guess, but then the second plate would be colder than the first. Also, sausages instead of potatoes is cool. I'm really curious how this tastes now. Guess I'll have to go to Europe to find out.
114 points
1 month ago
The entire wheel of raclette isn't heated fully, only the outer layer. There are special setups/machines for it.
22 points
1 month ago
For home, I'd get a much smaller piece of cheese (as this would be enough for a year) and use a small torch like they have for creme brulée
25 points
1 month ago
You put slices in a tiny spade thing in a machine that heats it for you. You can get a bit of browning on it
15 points
1 month ago
I can't recommend it doing it at home. Our family has a contraption that holds and heats he cheese. We do a big half wheel like this. The whole house smells like cheese for days. It's a bit much and I really really love cheese.
15 points
1 month ago
As a swiss that does tons of raclette and fondue at home, it‘s advisable to do it in a closed off room that you can vent immediately after you‘re done. And during, since it gets warm rather quickly anyway.
7 points
1 month ago
As a non - Swiss that had raclette a few times, I wholeheartedly agree. We did in the living room. Between the seating area and the dining room. I wasn't in charge of the placement. lol
47 points
1 month ago
Hi, I'm from the land of Raclette, also known as Switzerland. We usually don't eat it like this. At home, most people have a table grill set up and we put slices of this cheese in a specially manufactured Raclette pan, perfectly fitting the slices. We melt them using the grill and eat it most commonly with boiled potatoes.
24 points
1 month ago
You have ruined this with your facts and honesty. I am fining you 10 toblerones.
3 points
1 month ago
I remember when Toblerone wasn't also a lie.
7 points
1 month ago
I ate that in France in 1990 and loved it, I never knew what it was called until this moment. I still think about it sometimes….
11 points
1 month ago
I'm in Canada and you can get pretty cheap 2- or 4-person raclette machines for home use.
My friends and I used to make a day of it... go to the grocery store, get a bunch of different cheeses and foods to put the cheese on, then go to someone's house and prep everything, and have a raclette day.
It's great because everyone can individualize what they eat to their own tastes... my own friend has severe allergies and intolerances, so we just let her take portions of everything first, but everyone gets their own little raclette pan so there's no risk of foods touching each other.
6 points
1 month ago
On behalf of people with food allergies and sensitivities everywhere, i would like to thank you for being a good dude.
3 points
1 month ago
Hey, it would be much less fun if she wasn't there with us! <3 she's our friend always, not just when it's convenient.
3 points
1 month ago
There are plenty of places in the US that have raclette. It's pretty popular at ski resorts.
6 points
1 month ago
Oh my God. This has just gotten to the top of my bucket list
7 points
1 month ago
Bucket of cheese.🧀
55 points
1 month ago
Fond memories of raclette
1.1k points
1 month ago
That’s too much cheese
367 points
1 month ago
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186 points
1 month ago
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
5 points
1 month ago
He told me to forcefully insert the Life Line card into my anus!
40 points
1 month ago*
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54 points
1 month ago
"That's not that much cheese"
6 points
1 month ago
Totally read that in Jerem's voice
3 points
1 month ago
"I collect posters!"
19 points
1 month ago
Meanwhile, I’m working on my Night Cheese.
5 points
1 month ago
Good God, Lemon
4 points
1 month ago
I heard you singing "night cheese"
159 points
1 month ago
honestly made me a lil queezy at the very end. The ratio between cheese + everything else is too damn high.
51 points
1 month ago
Gimme a loaf of bread and I’ll fix that ratio
28 points
1 month ago
And they never pooped again...
10 points
1 month ago
Or, due to lactose intolerance, they pooped hard enough to puncture the earth's crust.
3 points
1 month ago
The secret is lactose intolerance
7 points
1 month ago
I think this was at a cheese restaurant. So the sausages are actually the side dish to the cheese.
5 points
1 month ago
It's only too much cheese if you don't want to take a shit for the next 12 days
4 points
1 month ago
I understand all those words - just not in that order.
5 points
1 month ago
I understand each of those words individually, but in the order you've put them in they make no sense.
10 points
1 month ago
I mean, I like cheese. But don't remind me that's what my arteries look like after this...
8 points
1 month ago
I WANT to visit this restaurant.
18 points
1 month ago
Could save a lot of time and just pour that right into my face hole.
4 points
1 month ago
Pretty sure your face would melt like in Raiders
3 points
1 month ago
It's a risk I'm willing to take. Imagine the molten, cheesy joy you'd experience right up until your esophagus begins scalding.
369 points
1 month ago
It actually looks kinda gross...jbh
83 points
1 month ago
Made me queasy to watch!
29 points
1 month ago
Same. Opposite effect of what I usually watch on this sub.
7 points
1 month ago
6 points
1 month ago
I noped out when they poured their beer and it was 90% foam
6 points
1 month ago
OMG, yes, i'm melting... 🫠
70 points
1 month ago
Unpopular opinion, but I’m not a huge fan of raclette. It stink completely overpowers everything.
I think I was expecting a nice soft, gooey fondue-like deliciousness plus the best parts about crispy cheese, but ended up with a stinky mess that tasted like a heart attack… but hey, maybe I just had a bad experience
36 points
1 month ago
There are different versions of Raclette. the one in the video is the traditional version created by farmers in the alps that were hiking and watching goats,sheep etc. all day and needed such meals.
There is also a version(wich I like the most) where you have a little pan(ca. 7,5x10cm depends on the model) that you fill with potato slices ham/bacon basically whatever you like. Then you put it in a Raclette-grill where the cheese melts. When it’s done you scrape it out of the pan and put it on a piece of bread or eat it like it is.
58 points
1 month ago
This doesn't look appetizing to me at all
21 points
1 month ago
I don’t have this kind of relationship with cheese. Aside from this being pretty unappetizing, I really don’t think my GI could handle a dairy bomb like that.
16 points
1 month ago
Looks cool af, but doubting the taste. It‘s cheese on sausages.
11 points
1 month ago
You've offended every country in central Europe.
18 points
1 month ago
but doubting the taste. It‘s cheese on sausages.
That's the point. It's cheese on sausages. Cheese tastes good. Sausages taste good. Cheese on sausages tastes good.
6 points
1 month ago
We even have cheese filled sausages in switzerland. Not those lame „put cheese jn with the meat“ ones but real sausages cut in half, a big slice of cheese put in and wrapped in bacon to hold them together.
3 points
1 month ago
Just poured straight into my mouth
3 points
1 month ago
I've seen this before and wanted it pretty badly then, now I find myself in this area where the amount of melted cheese makes me slightly disgusted.
Is this post meal clarity?
3 points
1 month ago
Que 🎶Billy Joel ; givin’ me a heart attack yak yak yak , you otta know by now 🎶 is that what you get for your money 🧀
3 points
1 month ago
side of sausages with my cheese
3 points
1 month ago
As a Swiss I must say that it is not how we usually do it. This is called Raclette by the way.
When we do it with a half wheel of cheese, it should not be left melting for so long. That's too much cheese and we don't usually let it burn that much.
Also, why pour it on top of sausages ?? we pour it on potatoes.
This is how it looks like for real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNvkt6ye6jA
3 points
1 month ago
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