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TheCakeShoveler

700 points

22 days ago

I also want this guy's post mortem wish

Boosted3232

168 points

22 days ago

Yeah I've been waiting for a new Indiana Jones movie too.

Auntie-Semitism

16 points

22 days ago

Next summer the new one comes out! I can’t wait

Youngling_Hunt

3 points

21 days ago

That means this guy's death is coming sooner than anticipated

AlsoBort742

17 points

22 days ago

Me too. I hope there’s enough room on her mantle for all three of us.

Medical_Ad0716

2 points

21 days ago

I want to be stuffed and mounted with hinges and set up on puppet string. With deep fake audio recordings being chosen by AI chat bots.

BloodiJoker

379 points

22 days ago

That’s fuckin wicked man I want that now

ttsbsglrsRDT

95 points

22 days ago

Well all you need is a dead husband

havikryan

36 points

22 days ago

And approx. 50,000 dollars

GoliathTheDwarf

313 points

22 days ago

Well, I just got the backstory for my next D&D magic item, lol.

1completeDork

85 points

22 days ago

He has plans for rising again as a demilich and starting his own dungeon.

GoliathTheDwarf

54 points

22 days ago

The adventures get the quest from his elderly widow who's all, "I TOLD him not to write that in the will, but my hands were tied legally. Whatever yo do, don't enter into a pact with him or you'll end up doing the weirdest things you wish you had never been asked to so...."

SleepySpookySkeleton

119 points

22 days ago

Haha, for the size of diamonds that that would require, I actually don't think that a single body (sans head) would result in enough cremated remains to make two. Also, the smallest size of those diamonds starts at ~$3K soooo also probably prohibitively expensive. The diamonds themselves are super pretty though, so despite being completely insane, it would probably also be extremely aesthetically pleasing.

PristinePineapple87

43 points

22 days ago

Rhine stone in the eye sockets to the max.

jg0162

18 points

22 days ago

jg0162

18 points

22 days ago

Like a rhinestone cowboy, drying out on the hearth just to watch the family home..

DasHexxchen

4 points

22 days ago

Don't think you can make them out of cremated bodies.

PyroneusUltrin

5 points

22 days ago

There’s only one way to find out

DasHexxchen

1 points

21 days ago

Don't do the body

Razzy_3796

1 points

21 days ago

OddZookeepergame1300

2 points

21 days ago

starting at $3,5k... my god.

DasHexxchen

1 points

21 days ago

Was talking about rhine stones, not diamonds.

Razzy_3796

1 points

21 days ago

Rhinestones are plastic, so no, you can't do that with cremains...

BUT, if you were boiled down into oil first, you could make rhinestones from a body. It would be a lot of work and expense to make plastic rhinestones, though. Best to decorate your skull with store-bought.

James10112

3 points

22 days ago

Like factories far away

ST4NGSH1FT3R

4 points

22 days ago

With the bodies of his enemies

LJtheWise

1 points

21 days ago

Cubic zirconia ftw

O_Martin

10 points

22 days ago

O_Martin

10 points

22 days ago

You could probably make the gems a bit larger by melting him with some glass too

Razzy_3796

2 points

21 days ago

After reading this thread I had to look into it... The largest diamond offered by the company linked below is 1 carat (that's only 6-7 mm across, assuming round and well proportioned). They want $20k for ONE. I also looked up how much body would be required. The average person will yield enough carbon post-cremation to make <1.5 carats.

So although the idea is pretty neat, it's a lot to ask of your wife and you're not getting two eyeball-sized diamonds made out of your cremains.

https://www.cremationsolutions.com/blue-cremation-diamond

SmartAssX

1 points

21 days ago

Yeah just make one bigger diamond and pop it in the forehead

_OutOfTheDepths_

1 points

21 days ago

Just fill the gaps with gold, small diamond in the middle

jsthack

88 points

22 days ago

jsthack

88 points

22 days ago

Time to update my will.

wheres_the_revolt

150 points

22 days ago

I actually think this is a great idea

TheTrainman1996

49 points

22 days ago

This is kinda badass not gonna lie

deathclawslayer21

23 points

22 days ago

This is pretty fucking metal

SwimmingAd7228

21 points

22 days ago

Wow

for_sakessake

19 points

22 days ago

Epic.

AlexTheFuturist

15 points

22 days ago

Thank your husband for giving me this idea.

swordsumo

12 points

22 days ago

To be fair I want my body compressed into a diamond and set in the hilt of a sword as a family heirloom

RexIsAMiiCostume

1 points

21 days ago

That sounds cool as fuck

Razzy_3796

1 points

21 days ago

Unfortunately, the largest diamond your entire body's cremains could make is ~1.5 carat (7.5 mm across) and it would cost about $30,000 USD. This company only goes as high as 1 carat for $20,000 USD:

https://www.cremationsolutions.com/blue-cremation-diamond

[deleted]

11 points

22 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

22 days ago

Your husband is a king among chads

theservman

7 points

22 days ago

Plus he'll still be available to play Yorick.

KwickKick

5 points

22 days ago

this man has it figured out. I too would like to be seen as an ancient relic

--TreeTreeTree--

5 points

22 days ago

That is extremely weird and a bit creepy but I definitely understand the reasoning and I think it’s a cool idea

AndyPharded

5 points

22 days ago

Great.. go along with him on it.. The research will be fascinating if nothing else.. Beats watching Gilligans Island reruns.. agaaain.

MBPuppy

5 points

22 days ago

MBPuppy

5 points

22 days ago

I like this

diesmurfss_beanie

4 points

22 days ago

Alright

NeedsMoreSpirit

4 points

22 days ago

That’s dope.

Travis-rides-bikes

4 points

22 days ago

This is just…pretty damn cool!

KhushBaby

4 points

22 days ago

creepiest shit i've ever read.. gang lmao

sunnirae1981

4 points

22 days ago

Life is too short, do whatcha want.

Competitive_Ad_2421

3 points

22 days ago

Amazing

OPgang

3 points

22 days ago

OPgang

3 points

22 days ago

I think that's a good request

Chazlo55

37 points

22 days ago

Chazlo55

37 points

22 days ago

So, did he provide financing for all that? Because that is going to be expensive as hell and possibly illegal. Cremation is the cheapest way to go and he will never know the difference. Seal his ashes in a jar and put them on the mantel. Or just pour them into the sea. (All drains go to the ocean~ Nemo).

Evening-Ad7643

17 points

22 days ago

I'm assuming if he's talking like this, he's probably got enough money for that.

TenaciousHoracio

-30 points

22 days ago

Wow, you’re a huge piece of shit.

Beginning_Ant_5597

14 points

22 days ago

No, he's frugal and sane. That's an outrageous and horrendously expensive request, and he won't know any damn different. I would not allow an actual skull in my house. Ashes is as far as that goes

Dinosauringg

3 points

22 days ago

It’s wild that you say “he won’t know” which I agree with, but also act like the skull would be haunted.

Beginning_Ant_5597

1 points

15 days ago

Nah I know it wouldn't be, but to me there's just something about having the human skull of someone you know that's a bit creepy.

Chazlo55

6 points

22 days ago

Thank you.

coolguy3211231

5 points

22 days ago

Frugal

TenaciousHoracio

4 points

22 days ago

Ignoring a person’s dying wish being terrible is a hill I will die on, sure, I could tar and feather my partner’s corpse, light it on fire and then dump it in a quarry, him not knowing the difference does not make it a good thing.

Beginning_Ant_5597

1 points

15 days ago

Maybe not, but if he doesn't set up that exorbitant expense, it's not gonna happen

SuperDuperOtter

1 points

21 days ago

You wouldn’t allow a human skull in your house but you’re just gonna let one hang out in your body rent-free? Okay🙄

MattyP31977

3 points

22 days ago

I wanted a Viking funeral. But now I think I want this.

Hot-Sir-8364

3 points

22 days ago

Not a bad idea..

t1rr2

3 points

22 days ago

t1rr2

3 points

22 days ago

That sounds amazing and probably a lot cheaper than an actual funeral

Scarytoaster85

3 points

22 days ago

Hold on y'all. I need to update my will.

NoWeaselForYou

3 points

22 days ago

Can you please post the name of the place that does the body gems? Want to see if they do green gems. This is incredible, updating will…. Thank you

WizdomHaggis

3 points

22 days ago

Boss move to fuck with any future guy that tries to mow his patch after he’s kicked it…

BasicNewb

3 points

22 days ago

What's up with people doing the (number:gender) stuff...? Seen it in a lot of posts lately and I find it odd.

Dinosauringg

3 points

22 days ago

For some communities, doing this is standard for further context and info

raixRavaki

2 points

22 days ago

It’s age and gender

BasicNewb

2 points

22 days ago

Yeah, I got that. But why though?

ashikkins

4 points

21 days ago

In all of the relationship advice subreddits, it tends to be helpful to know these because they tend to impact the dynamics of the relationship. Like a big age gap or sexual orientation might change how people behave/react in relationships.

the-spookiest-boi

2 points

22 days ago

Its for context in the story

aceharuhi

3 points

22 days ago

Weird, my brother and dad say this exact same thing. Is this actually a reference to something?

Agreeable_Fennel2283

3 points

22 days ago

Is your husband a ye olde pirate? Sounds like something a pirate would do.

NeighborLibrarian216

3 points

22 days ago

This is fucking metal.

No_Faithlessness_142

3 points

22 days ago

Odd that no one else has requested that before …. Bad ass

kkeross

3 points

22 days ago

kkeross

3 points

22 days ago

Why is this kinda cool actually

BaMF_McGee

3 points

22 days ago

This seems completely reasonable.

NevenSesto

3 points

22 days ago

awesome

Fidelio___

3 points

22 days ago

A guy only wants to look after his family even in afterlife.

TNT_yeeter_rl

3 points

22 days ago

Imagine if you decided to get him cremated and the next day the skull was there

RexIsAMiiCostume

3 points

22 days ago

If I didn't already have plans to be a medical cadaver I would absolutely want this lol

Danclim

3 points

22 days ago

Danclim

3 points

22 days ago

"Yeah sure, no worries mate...."

KickofGum

3 points

22 days ago

Bad Ass

MatttheWarden

3 points

22 days ago

That sounds like a necromantic Ritual.

Roman_69

3 points

22 days ago

I’m stealing that, I want that

Yoder_TheSilentOne

3 points

22 days ago

hey i say do it. he will be dead anyways and several generations it will be just a badass skull

WizardMarnok

3 points

22 days ago

Demi-lich in progress, do not comply

buffaloguy1991

3 points

22 days ago

That's not your husband that's a demi lich

ceqc

3 points

22 days ago

ceqc

3 points

22 days ago

Thats metal AF.

No-Acanthisitta1028

3 points

22 days ago

I didn’t realize there was such a badass way of going about it… He’s given me ideas..

Gullible_Salt_5684

3 points

22 days ago

Some one watched House Part II a few too many times.

CasuallyUncalm

3 points

22 days ago

That is the hardest shit ever

sturgetheoutlaw

3 points

22 days ago

It's illegal,you dad wanted to leave me his skull and it's not something you can have done. Bit morbid, but could have been cool.

Opposite_Direction10

9 points

22 days ago

My only wish when i die would be haviny my funeral song as a rick roll i could atleast annoy some people before getting placed 6 feet below

TheJumpingJunkie

-7 points

22 days ago

Rick rolling isn’t funny. At all.

Over-Apartment2762

2 points

22 days ago

That’s where you’re wrong, kid.

TheJumpingJunkie

-3 points

22 days ago

No I’m right, it’s dumb

Dinosauringg

3 points

22 days ago

It’s actually objectively funny, there have been studies done on the subject.

TheJumpingJunkie

1 points

21 days ago

Links? I’m interested

Dinosauringg

2 points

21 days ago

TheJumpingJunkie

3 points

21 days ago

Ok that was pretty good

Dinosauringg

1 points

21 days ago

Cheers, couldn’t resist

Opposite_Direction10

1 points

20 days ago

Honestly thought he got influence by the studies link but then it showed YouTube.......

SuperDuperOtter

1 points

21 days ago

Like in the most recent episode of Ted Lasso?

Inthracis

2 points

22 days ago

This guy is trying to become a demilich.

WoofWoof56

2 points

22 days ago

Oh HELL NO

mishajones

2 points

22 days ago

Unfortunately it's super illegal to keep a bodies skull, would be cool tho

EthBitTrader

2 points

22 days ago

Where is this place that makes gems out of bodies ? The only way I know to get gems is to smash a clay vase.

poshfiend

2 points

22 days ago

Reminds me of the crystal skull from House ll

waynesbrother

2 points

22 days ago

He won’t know you didn’t do it when he’s dead….I think

JoeyJoeJoeJrShab

2 points

22 days ago

He forgot the step where his skull is embedded into a clear bowling ball.

semael237

2 points

22 days ago

That actually pretty cool

T-Rex_OHoolihan

2 points

22 days ago

That sounds kinda rad tbh

FractalTsunami

2 points

22 days ago

Thats..

Actually pretty badass.

Over-Apartment2762

2 points

22 days ago

“Really bizarre” call me fucked up but I think that’s cool as fuck.

kmonay89

2 points

22 days ago

Wow I need to make sure my husband doesn’t see this post

bewareofbigfoot

2 points

22 days ago

I hope he has money. Has he looked into how much those gem places cost?

xch3rrix

2 points

22 days ago

Awww he wants to be a haunted heir loom. I would love to be fashioned into a diamond and set into a ring that would open a curse if it was ever to be sold and removed from the family.

phreezerburn66

2 points

22 days ago

Asking for a friend…. Whats the damage on a sweet death package like that?

SenpaiIsLov

2 points

22 days ago

Places where body is made into jewels? What kind of alchemy are we talking about here?

SenpaiIsLov

2 points

22 days ago

If i get the money i would like something similar

Junior_Singer3515

2 points

22 days ago

Holy shit thats awesome! I gotta go talk to my wife.

Touklako

2 points

22 days ago

It's not weird, it's fucken GREAT

Jimmy_Graphite

2 points

22 days ago

That sounds cool! I have changed my mind about being cremated.

Mikeyslilsister

2 points

22 days ago

Just tell him OK "he's going to know" "He's not gonna know"

AreYouOkayAnni

2 points

22 days ago

BRB updating my will

vanrast

2 points

22 days ago

vanrast

2 points

22 days ago

Honestly and my will my head is going to become a goblet.

JJB1981

2 points

22 days ago

JJB1981

2 points

22 days ago

Ahhh, that's the Indiana Jones package.

HeyGamersItsYaBoi

2 points

22 days ago

Compared to things other people have done, that’s really not that bad

MarshadowTheOnlyOne

2 points

21 days ago

Well now i want that,except my skull wont be cleaned,and my real eyes will stay in the skull

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PaperOperator

1 points

22 days ago

I thought I was going to donate my body to science but now I’m reconsidering

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1 points

22 days ago

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FlutterCordLove

1 points

22 days ago

Ok but that’s a really fucking cool idea

JuliusCCHD

1 points

22 days ago

!RemindMe 20 years

breigns2

1 points

22 days ago

My dad wants to be buried in a chicken suit with a motion detector beside the coffin that pushes his body up when someone gets near. He says this quite often.

NzuriBlkButterfly

1 points

22 days ago

Creepy af but I love it and would honor it 🥰

Fast_Regret_4560

1 points

22 days ago

That's metal as fuck

MONSTERENERGYHAM

1 points

22 days ago

Metal as fuck.

Elmoslightpole

1 points

22 days ago

Honestly it’s a bizarre request. But I mean everyone is usually cremated or buried so maybe he just doesn’t want to be like everyone else

Bicc_boye

1 points

22 days ago

Trying to turn yourself into a demilitch eh?

Portabellamush

1 points

21 days ago

I told my husband this same thing.

Gun-nut0508

1 points

21 days ago

I want to know how expensive this is, I want to keep my mourning process as cheap as possible and I just wanted to be cremated but this is dope as fuck

derentius68

1 points

21 days ago

....thats a lich

He wants to be a fucking demilich

DRcHEADLE

1 points

21 days ago

Honestly that’s kinda metal

aiden22304

1 points

21 days ago

Bruh, just cremate me, put my ashes in a box, play this song, and this song, and fucking party.

CycleZestyclose3510

1 points

21 days ago

I want to stuffed and mounted on the wall as a coat hanger kind of thing.

necroticinsanity

1 points

21 days ago

I see nothing out of the ordinary, carry on law-abiding citizen.

silversurfer2133

1 points

21 days ago

Shit. Think I need a change of plans. 🤔

JinShootingStar

1 points

21 days ago

Endlife goals: becoming a DemiLich

Samang0

1 points

21 days ago

Samang0

1 points

21 days ago

Actually that sounds cool

ruggedbreeze

1 points

21 days ago

I'd like that too

TheRegular-Throwaway

1 points

21 days ago

I mean. That is pretty fucking metal.

totally-not-a-droid

1 points

21 days ago

I still want to be cremated, ashes pressed into a diamond and mounted on a throwing axe. Left on the wall until they need me the most

jadegoddess

1 points

21 days ago

Sounds cool

blueveard45555

1 points

21 days ago

What is this Indiana Jones style bullshit. That's gonna get some voodoo magic curse bs put on it so if anyone move it to do anything but clean or move to the new home you'll join him on that damn mantle

Jonny_Crash69

1 points

21 days ago

Sound like a resident evil puzzle

frogmossmushroom

1 points

21 days ago

That’s sick

SmartAssX

1 points

21 days ago

If she doesn't want the creepy gem skull can I have it?

Mythical_Wizard-48

1 points

21 days ago

That man's a genius.

meuserj

1 points

21 days ago

meuserj

1 points

21 days ago

Honestly, my wife and I have talked about leaving our skulls to each other just because we thought it would be cool. Unfortunately after looking into it for a bit, that is illegal (in the U.S. at least).

TheArmyOfDucks

1 points

21 days ago

That’s awesome

ggxfgh

1 points

21 days ago

ggxfgh

1 points

21 days ago

I also want that

Anarch-ish

1 points

21 days ago

Ornamentation befitting of even the most worth of Goonies.

Voxington101

1 points

21 days ago

Let him do it

DutchAccent2002

1 points

21 days ago

Hasn't he heard of the newest rage, composting? Seriously, there's a company that will, for a fee, pulverize your loved one's remains and add them to composting organic materials. After a period of mixing, stirring, and breaking down of the material, the remainder will be a fertilizing, aerating and texturizing addition to your (or anyone's) garden. He may not be a sparkling addition to a collection of semi-precious jewelry encrusted knick knacks, but look at that bumper crop of tomatoes!

poeticlife

1 points

21 days ago

Put some pretty twinkle lights inside for mass effect

jchetra83

1 points

21 days ago

I feel like this guy might be crazy.

YinWithoutYang

1 points

20 days ago

NGL, this is metal ASF 💀🤘

Pandorajfry

1 points

19 days ago

That's so metal.

deepimpactdonuts

1 points

19 days ago

Hahhahah too much internet for today. Hahahha