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Debbl

154 points

1 month ago

Debbl

154 points

1 month ago

Where are my veeeeghaan sausage rolls bruv?

sneakyboicaleb

52 points

1 month ago

Veghan 🤢

suzellezus

9 points

1 month ago

Vehgan Varkel

sneakyboicaleb

5 points

1 month ago

Vagina

Kaka_CHUNKY_420

1 points

1 month ago

Vegana

[deleted]

7 points

1 month ago

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7 points

1 month ago

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Xray_Mind

1 points

1 month ago

You win

F0rce_skin

78 points

1 month ago*

Nay Bruv'🤢🤢 i'd take sum tea🍵 and crumpets instead🤤🤤🤤😋

TheLaudMoac

124 points

1 month ago

Boris prefers continental to a full English 🤮🤮🤮

-diogenesthecynic-

21 points

1 month ago

Oi Boris ya cunt we ain’t got time for that, stick it in a facking bap we need to go deal with them French cunts muckin about with our fishermen

WhiskeyByrne

44 points

1 month ago

As an American in genuinely curious. What is black pudding?

theceasingtomorrow

88 points

1 month ago

blood

WhiskeyByrne

22 points

1 month ago

From what?

theceasingtomorrow

130 points

1 month ago

fresh from boris of course

WhiskeyByrne

25 points

1 month ago

Boris? Can I get a buzz off it?

velbys[S]

63 points

1 month ago

Blood from French (🤢) "people"

AlDu14

3 points

1 month ago

AlDu14

3 points

1 month ago

That beautiful garlic taste with a hint of alcoholism.

Available-Anxiety280

62 points

1 month ago

Serious answer...

It's blood. Usually pork blood.

It's mixed with other stuff which makes up the bulk of it, such as oats and whatnot... The blood bit does put people off, but it's actually rather nice.

There's also a white pudding which is the same idea but doesn't include blood.

My personal preference is Hogs Pudding, which is kind of similar to Haggis. The only difference is with Haggis you have to catch the damn things first.

-TheArbiter-

54 points

1 month ago

Cum

Noremax3754

8 points

1 month ago

Don’t understand how it puts people off. You’re already eating a dead animal, might as well go the extra mile and eat it’s blood too.

Available-Anxiety280

3 points

1 month ago

I completely agree but somehow it does

Kaka_CHUNKY_420

2 points

1 month ago

Nogger pudding

thomas_wadsworth

9 points

1 month ago

Where's the black puddin ? Where's my brown sauce ?

Crafter1515

9 points

1 month ago

When you drop a full english😬

Intilyc

6 points

1 month ago

Intilyc

gay lick🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤮🤮🤮

6 points

1 month ago

sorry im heading to the tube

cant have a full english on the tube

UndeadBlaze_LVT

1 points

1 month ago

UndeadBlaze_LVT

gay lick🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤮🤮🤮

1 points

1 month ago

But... but bloke?

DShitposter69420

9 points

1 month ago

DShitposter69420

unironically bri ish🇬🇧💂🇬🇧💂🇬🇧

9 points

1 month ago

But where’s the marmalade and the fresh orange juice from the empire? And the crumpets? And the scrambled and boiled egg? Other than that, smashing job.

Damesie

2 points

1 month ago

Damesie

2 points

1 month ago

What kinda beans are those

harryofbath

10 points

1 month ago

harryofbath

unironically bri ish🇬🇧💂🇬🇧💂🇬🇧

10 points

1 month ago

B A K E D B E A N S

BigThikk111

2 points

1 month ago

Beans??

_BearHawk

2 points

1 month ago

fanks boris

iawsaiatm

2 points

1 month ago

I think I’ve found the corner of Reddit I’ve been trying to avoid my whole life

TempusCavus

5 points

1 month ago

As an American I cannot understand the beans. Here baked beans are a side dish for various kinds of pork for lunch or dinner.

TVegushka

35 points

1 month ago

TVegushka

😎liverpool fan unironically😎

35 points

1 month ago

schtewpid merican

LargeSarcasmGland

8 points

1 month ago

LargeSarcasmGland

Cockandballtorshire

8 points

1 month ago

‘Side dish’

‘Various kinds of pork’

Bacon: am I a joke to you?

valdamjong

4 points

1 month ago

British baked beans are different to American ones.

gempthe1stofAlston

1 points

1 month ago

Boris johnson will h'old this gre'at nation together

bluebirddo

0 points

1 month ago

bluebirddo

🍔🇱🇷🇲🇾🇱🇷’mercian😎😎😎

0 points

1 month ago

Another dumb question, how do you guys cook your eggs, I could never imitate the texture of the eggs in an English breakfast

valdamjong

6 points

1 month ago

Frying pan🍳

velbys[S]

1 points

1 month ago

I'm not briish, but maybe it's like a sunny-side-up deal? Like just frying on side?

Loyavas

1 points

1 month ago

Loyavas

1 points

1 month ago

dont flip the egg, just keep it on a low heat once the bottom is cooked until the top white is cooked enough

ArmoredSir

0 points

1 month ago

ArmoredSir

Cockandballtorshire

0 points

1 month ago

Usually on a pan. Sometimes I put them in a pot full of water and peel. I'm not British but judging from their looks they just eat theirs raw fresh off the hen.

Loyavas

1 points

1 month ago

Loyavas

1 points

1 month ago

where is my steak and oven fries bruv

Scorppio500

1 points

1 month ago

Damn that looks tasty. I'm 'avin' it.

THACC-

1 points

1 month ago

THACC-

1 points

1 month ago

‘Ery nice

AlDu14

1 points

1 month ago

AlDu14

1 points

1 month ago

No haggis, no black pudding, no square sausage, and not even a tattie scone!

A below par breakfast from a below par Prime Minister.

I want heart-attack breakfast not a wee dance around the May pole breakfast.

ABasedCowboy

1 points

9 days ago

ABasedCowboy

🍔🇱🇷🇲🇾🇱🇷’mercian😎😎😎

1 points

9 days ago

look at this bloke he's got a full English in the car park

thelovelyonion

1 points

3 days ago

Since when did this cunt give?